i think i am going to pass

[IanCurtisWishlist]

i caved in and bought a whizzinator because i cant pass a drug test ever. i am extremely stressed out and need to smoke ganja fuck passing a drug test. so has anyone bought and used a whizzinator ? how does it work? do you enjoy using your whizzinator for leisure and sport? :hippy: no but seriously what are your results with this it looks crazy i dont want to even get caught with it... fuck man im stressing.

i had the idea of when i get to the clinic, to just ask the people for water and claim i can't piss or that i just went before i got there. i think then if i drink lots of water then it will all work out and they will believe it is my piss. how do you like that idea?

[halfassedjediknight]

you dont need to smoke. you can quit if you have willpower.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

no actually i have a legit medical reason to smoke--panic attacks. the only issue is obtaining a medical permit in this state--i recently moved from cali to oregon and it is not recognized in oregon. therefore i'm not actually protected/recognized as a patient here.

[halfassedjediknight]

no actually i have a legit medical reason to smoke--panic attacks. the only issue is obtaining a medical permit in this state--i recently moved from cali to oregon and it is not recognized in oregon. therefore i'm not actually protected/recognized as a patient here.


i have ulcers anxiety disorder that are accompanied by horrific panic attacks.

i still can quit.

[halfassedjediknight]

ulcers AND, i mean.

and i also have a prescription.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

that is great for you. i could quit if i wanted to. i could also quit if i wanted to experience panic attacks daily as i used to before i used marijuana. do you get what i am saying now? its not that i lack willpower because i've accomplished a hell of alot in the past 2 months--more than i ever have in my life thus far, actually..and so perhaps your anxiety is more/less severe than mine. perhaps marijuana affects us differently depending on our chemical makeup. in any case it has worked better than prozac and far better than seroquel.

[halfassedjediknight]

that is great for you. i could quit if i wanted to. i could also quit if i wanted to experience panic attacks daily as i used to before i used marijuana. do you get what i am saying now?

all i said was you dont NEED to smoke, because hypothetically speaking you dont.

its not the only way. i know plenty of people with this disorder that never smoke. like most of my family.

i get what youre saying though youve found an alternative remedy and youre utilizing it. neato!

[IanCurtisWishlist]

you responded while i was editing this shit. damn it and i wanted you to see it when it was better not only the 2 lines. :(

[halfassedjediknight]

but i have a feeling your water idea might be a bit fishy to them. if youre gonna do that you might as well go with the dillution method. or use that freakin wizzinator thing you spent an arm and a leg on and use it.

[halfassedjediknight]

haha its fine, i get it. everyones body reacts differently than others, there are no exact duplicates or clones in this world.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

yeah i'm going to use the whizzinator. so to the subject at hand-has anyone ever used these successfully? like in a supervised piss test even? thanks.:jointsmile:

[i.m.high]

Check out the substitution thread, yes many ppl have been successful. I haven't seen any posts on this forum where folks have been busted substituting, other than one guy whose lab tech bluffed him and he caved.

Unless you are supervised and they see it, or the temperature is off, it seems to work.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

Check out the substitution thread, yes many ppl have been successful. I haven't seen any posts on this forum where folks have been busted substituting, other than one guy whose lab tech bluffed him and he caved.

Unless you are supervised and they see it, or the temperature is off, it seems to work.

there's a chance it will be supervised. how do you think that will work out? i've been drug tested in the past and so they didnt actually look at my dick when i did it... um, so yeah im concerned about that but i am not fearing.