A fantasy.

[Prunedale]

You've been home on vacation since you're a work-aholic by day stoner at night. Your house is totally clean, your things, well organized, man you just have nothing to really do but perhaps sit and smoke.

You decide to step outside on your balcony, breathe the fresh spring air, the day is so wonderful already and its only 9:37am.

You decide to go for a walk and pick up the mail on the way in. Starting out your dwelling you turned right walking down toward the park. Noticing the neighborhood lively doing their thing to do. You circle the park and head back. At the intersection as you wait to cross you notice a most attractive someone diag across from you crossing to the same side with some school books in hand. You pretend not to notice how much you stare, You quickly look away and they turn the same direction in front of you as you are just behind them reaching the corner of the street. You walk behind them again pretending to go about your business. You can't help but allow your eyes to wander down oops.. think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts... AHHHHH. You look again. Only this time, they have turned around and are looking right at you. You smile. They smile back. You say hello in a pleasant but startled voice, and receive a warm greeting in return. Soon you are walking together, talking about school, talking about life, the usual small talk one makes when they first meet. You see your place of living approaching on the left. From the patches on their backpack you can guess this persons a smoker so you ask... "uh do you smoke?" they reply "no" and you say "ah just wonderin". A few steps more and they ask "do you smoke!?". Now at this point you were going to play it off as if you were askin about general smoking but you say to yourself well I don't want to scare them off if I say uh just tobbacco which you don't like much anyway. You eeeekly say you do.

They are silent for a bit and then finally they reveal that they actually smoke too. They just aren't too open about it. So now you're thinking to yourself... OK bitch you got 420 patches and weed leafs all over your bag what do you mean you're not open about it. They quickly add. "Just kiddin and smiles flirty like." You realize you're a goof and they were giving you a hard time. You work up the courage to ask them if they would like to smoke together sometime. As luck would have it, I don't have too much time to finish the fantasy as of now.. But if you tune in soon. You might get what the attractive someone says in return... Will these two go for a sesh? ... We'll find out next time..

[EmoRebellion]

You should ask her over for Steak and BJ Day!1

[Samwhore]

my fantasies are better, but they actually were dreams, LOL greenjeans ;)

[Prunedale]

Sorry I was bored, didn't really know what to begin with so I thought I'd draw it all out like those girl magazines.. Uh. I dont and NEVER have looked at a girl naked dude mag, but I did read a few articles. Anyway.. Since you're my fantasy girl you can finish it for me.. What happens?? =)

[MadSativa]

Dude you said tobaco, I would rather say I smoke shit, Dude be proud you smoke cannabis, You may not be able to tell every one but those who you do tell will respect you for it. Some times when asked do you smoke I say "yeah but only dope" or cannabis, totaly being a smart ass but true. And if they start to bring in the negativity, its good to know why you smoke. If they say it kills brain cells inform them this is a myth that came from alcohol. If they say it makes you stupid, inform them cannabis dosent make you stupid, if your stupid then you will be stupid wether you rock the gang or not. If they say your short term memory will start to suck, then ask them what the had for breakfast 3 days ago or ask them what they ate most recently, It does afect short term but most people are naturaly afected anyway. the girls on your story will probly like the confidence you prtray when you talk about the taboo subjust of cannabis.:pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :smokin:

[Prunedale]

Dude you said tobaco, I would rather say I smoke shit, Dude be proud you smoke cannabis, You may not be able to tell every one but those who you do tell will respect you for it. Some times when asked do you smoke I say "yeah but only dope" or cannabis, totaly being a smart ass but true. And if they start to bring in the negativity, its good to know why you smoke. If they say it kills brain cells inform them this is a myth that came from alcohol. If they say it makes you stupid, inform them cannabis dosent make you stupid, if your stupid then you will be stupid wether you rock the gang or not. If they say your short term memory will start to suck, then ask them what the had for breakfast 3 days ago or ask them what they ate most recently, It does afect short term but most people are naturaly afected anyway. the girls on your story will probly like the confidence you prtray when you talk about the taboo subjust of cannabis.:pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :smokin:

Nah I was comin from the view of the person not wanting to reveal in case the other is not cool with it, of course destroying all chance of this story ending in penis and vagina skin cell grindage,

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

my fantasies are better, but they actually were dreams, LOL greenjeans ;)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Bathroom sex pwnage!

[MadSativa]

Nah I was comin from the view of the person not wanting to reveal in case the other is not cool with it, of course destroying all chance of this story ending in penis and vagina skin cell grindage,

ah huh huh he said grindage:pimp: :pimp:

[Samwhore]

Sorry I was bored, didn't really know what to begin with so I thought I'd draw it all out like those girl magazines.. Uh. I dont and NEVER have looked at a girl naked dude mag, but I did read a few articles. Anyway.. Since you're my fantasy girl you can finish it for me.. What happens?? =)

the girl walks away and gets swooped up by a t-rex, the rex takes her back to his lair and they smoke mad dino weed......

then she comes home, finds the guy, tells him to meet her at the airport and...........................

[Prunedale]

Well what happens was she's going to the airport to meet homie as she said. Gets in a cab, and then she realizes the person driving the cab taking them there is actually a wannabe Rapper. So he's all talkin black and whatnot, not to mention he's jewish. Fuck Scott.. Anyway like he's gonna be the next neighborhood idol and she starts wonderin damn when's this fool gonna stop talkin. Then she notices the airport sign pointing the other way. She freaks and says.....

[Samwhore]

ill blow you if you turn the corner...NOW!

[napolitana869]

hahahaha

[Prunedale]

RRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!. The Wanna be slams the brakes with no remorse for whose behind him and jerks the wheel. For a brief moment time seems to stand still as she is terrified. The wannabe parks that taxi like Ace Ventura "like a glove" and in a zip he's out the car and in the back seat ready for service.
Only to find that she has hit her head on the polycarbonate shield protecting the taxi driver from potential robbers. She was out cold, and his peter, well, shriveled as a ... well you get the picture..... When suddenly.... Sam... Take it away.

[Samwhore]

the guy she was supposed to meet at the airport magically rescues her out of the car, she now is laying down on the sidewalk,

But the robbers took the drivers little winky, shriveled like a raisin, and left the driver still in the car! the robbers run far far away, and walk into a meat butcher shop..........

[Prunedale]

So the cab driver ends up dying because really he had nothing to live for anymore. Somehow these robbers that the plexiglass was supposed to surpress showed up and took his "thing" hmmmm. Got mixed up on that story but anyway, She's on the ground as Sam said and the guy was straight 24 Jack Bauer. He explains he was following her and that the guy thats dead had information about an LA nuclear attack. Suddenly.. BOOOOOOOOOM A huge mushroom hits Jack in the face... Well its a group of ladie fans throwing food at him.. What is this I thought everyone loved Jack.

[Samwhore]

Jack Bauer turns out to be jack from lost, now, on a deserted exotic island with lady fans still throwing food, mystery woman and jack start making a huge dildo made out of food and...

[Prunedale]

Jack Bauer turns out to be jack from lost, now, on a deserted exotic island with lady fans still throwing food, mystery woman and jack start making a huge dildo made out of food and...

Suddenly the passed out woman feels some energetic urge from within. She awakens! She doesn't know what is happening. Somehow she defy's gravity and begins floating toward the dildo. Her Pants suddenly and quite mysteriously rip off! Like basketball pants, thank god she was wearing underwear. And then!

[Samwhore]

the sweet aroma of weed takes over the island and every one gets the munchies!

they all start eating the edible dildo and as everyones pants are ripping....

[Prunedale]

The gay police show up and start arresting Jack. They mention they've seen him on tv and been waiting to get his ass..err hands in cuffs....err behind hard longeeer to justice.

After finishing the large edible dildo, the crowd is pleased and tired and goes home, the woman wonders where the hell that smell came from. With no pants on she decides to set out and find where that smell came from. As it was now gone. She starts out toward the park. She sits on a swing, and tries to think about what the fuck just happened and what the fuck this story is about. Then something odd occurs...

[Samwhore]

this is getting hard now,

the swing takes her on a magical adventure, back into the past, back to a few hours ago,

she can either

A.) get in the taxi or do it again,
or
B.) keep riding until she gets back into the present
or
C.) get on the plane