If you could ask one question to God what would it be?

[loxley]

Fun right?

I'd ask him why women had to be so complicated.

[higher4hockey]

whats next?

[Breukelen advocaat]

Fun right?

I'd ask him why women had to be so complicated.



You'd better hope that god isn't a woman. :p

[trynagethigh]

why me? LOL

[Delta9 UK]

I would ask if god beleived in God :) Is there another level up?

[ericwt]

I think my question would be:

WTF?

[hazetwostep]

great thread question...

i would ask him... am i heading in the right direction in my spiritual search for truth?

[rabbitslayer]

Can I have your job? I think I could do it better.

[frylok]

What the fuck were you on when you came up with bush?

[mrdevious]

Another thread of this exact title and theme is burried here if you look down a bit.

[slipknotpsycho]

no one try to twist my post around, these are my beliefs, you don't see me going on every single christian thread spewing my thoughts.. (just had to say it, it wouldn't be the first time i've had some religious person try to 'explain' to me or fight this particular response [no this is not the first time i've been asked this question])

i did nothing wrong in life, well no more then anyone else, i try hard to live a good life.. i don't steal, i don't kill, so why the fuck did you see it fit to hand me shitty situation after shitty situation, when people who try less than i do, to be a good person, get a life that's more than 4x as easy as mine...

what the fuck did i ever do to deserve the shit i have shoveled at me constantly, why didn't you give it to those who truely deserve it..? i'm a good person, i try hard to remain good... and what did you give me? parents who resent me, a family who disowned me for nothing i did, living in poverty and going hungry nights at a time growing up becuase my grandparents can't manage money, heartache after heartache, tortured through life by every bully, just because i don't get back in their face and give them what they give me, a dead brother, murdered for no reason, one of the last remaining family members who even gave two shits about me, and leaving me and my wife to constantly struggle, harder then anyone else i've ever known, just to take care of their child... oh and the whole dickheaded thing you did with her getting hit by that car is fucked up beyond belief...

you smash a car, disabling the only worker of our family for more than 2 months, for nothing, then let the insurance company not even get close to paying off medical bills.... and don't give me that shit your folllowers always spew at me.. "everything happens for a reason according to gods devine plan" never did shit to deserve all that... so fuck you and your devine plan

something along those lines... i wouldn't just ask some single line quetions IF he was real, i'd have ALOT of shit to tell him along wiht my question...

as i stated at the top, don't even bother trying to explain it away.... don't bother saying it wasn't in his power... the most hypocritical thing in the bible? god controls everything (and yes it says that, and so has nearly every christian) and everything that happens is his plan... but supposedly he gave us free will.... that's contradicting.. either he gave people free will, or he's in control of everything, can't be both... if he gave human's free will, he's not in control of everything, if he's in control of everything, he didn't give people free will...

anyways, don't bother trying to debate what i have to say... i won't even bother to read yoru response, and not cuz i'm some close minded asshole... i even gave god a good chance, i never felt nothing... i tried to be christian, but yeah why not bothering is you aren't going to tell me anything that i haven't heard from other christians, probably multiple times over and over... i've heard it all... and read the bible, a few times actually... i made up my own mind... and it's set in stone now...

[nikweiser]

What the fuck were you on when you came up with bush?

hahahaha

[miraz]

I'd be talking to nothing.. because i don't believe in god..... >.>

[smoke it]

id prolly ask god the lottery numbers for the next 100 million dollar powerball
:D

[Samwhore]

"can you give me the directions to satans house?"

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

how high are you, and where can i get some of your shit?

[IamTheWalrus]

why can I only have one question?

[Plastic Jesus]

"Dad, can I borrow the Winnebago?"

[Polymirize]

how high are you, and where can i get some of your shit?

Dude, if I ran into god, I'd probably wonder how high I was.

And of course, my question would be if I could offer him a hit of this apparently outstanding kb that I'm smoking.

(or mushrooms, or... well, whatever I'm on I suppose)

[mrdevious]

Dear God;

Why did you put me in crippling pain every day of my life since I was 16, even though I devoutely believed in you till I was 19, and was the most peaceful and moral person I could possibly be? Now I'm almost 22 and because of this constant burden I've had no romantic relationships of any sort, very little social life, I can't work, can't get disability (complicated buerocratic bullshit), had to drop out of school recently because all the tramadol in the world can't ease the pain anymore as it gets worse...not to mention the mind-wrecking daily pain that causes the depression and occasional emotional breakdown where I desperately try to find heroin or morphine just to make it stop, and end up smashing body parts into walls for the endorphine rush/temporary relief when I can't find any.

If that's part of his plan, his plan is to stop everything good from happening in my life, and stop every possibility of it being sucessfull as I once dreamed. Absolutely no good has or ever will come out of this shithole situation that has impeded every aspect of my life. God is bullshit, but if he did exist I'd send him a good FUCK YOU BUDDY... because seriously, only the hugest asshole would let shit like that happen. Just look at the "mysterious" ways he imparted his "love" to slipknotpsycho.

[Kid Dynamite]

I would ask him;


why does evil and suffering exist in his apparently "good" world?

[4 2 0]

same with loxley, women really are far to complicated

[benagain]

I'd say thanks

[Th3 Chr0nic]

i'd ask him how long till i'm leaving

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

Dude, if I ran into god, I'd probably wonder how high I was.

And of course, my question would be if I could offer him a hit of this apparently outstanding kb that I'm smoking.

(or mushrooms, or... well, whatever I'm on I suppose)



of course god would laugh and say very politely, no thanks bro, i got some TRULY killer shit right here.












as he would procede to take a dump, and it would kill you... ok terrible pun but seriously, god's shit would make you see GOD's god!

[mattmao]

what the fuck have you done?

[mattmao]

well ask away i am ready for all yor questions fire away!!
if you gotta belive why not belive in me!!

[mattmao]

i might be god but my spelling aint great.it aint what it used to be when i was a kid!

[Erosea]

To Slipknotpsycho: Try and see the bigger picture. If you live in a developed country, regardless of how poor you are or how hard your life has been, you have it better than 75% of the people in the world (probably more). You're never going to be happy if you feel sorry for yourself. Happiness is learning to appreciate the little good things that happen every day, instead of blaming some being who doesn't control what anyone does, or the universe, or whatever, for all the bad things that have happened. Try feeling sorry for kids in Africa who have no parents, no food, no shelter, and are slowly dying of AIDS. Try feeling sorry for the women who are forced into prostitution and beaten and raped on a daily basis. Try feeling sorry for child soldiers. Try feeling sorry for parents in South America who are so starved and poor and desperate that they have to leave their children and get beaten, raped, and risk death or injury just to come to America, work 3 jobs, live in a studio with 3 other people and send money back to their children. The world can be a nasty place, and you haven't even scratched the surface. Get over yourself.

And no, I'm not a Christian, I don't believe in an all-knowing, all-loving, all-wise God who's supposed to hold our hands through every step we take in life. I'm a Pagan, and I believe God is found in nature and that the divine is so far beyond us, when we try and describe God, or say "this is what God wants" we humanize and limit God.

Anyway, to the question, I would ask God, "What's the meaning of my existance?"

[slipknotpsycho]

like i said, i'll ignore any post in reply to mine... i was answering a question, not looking for a debate...

but thank you for wasting all that time typing up the response to tell me to get over myself... especially since i honestly don't care what you have to say, you don't know me, and you don't know what i've been through..

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

I'd ask for a blojob.....I don't want the psychoanalyticalbabble bollox!!! Words are pointless, actions priceless. Then when we're all done I could hold my head high in any walk of life, safe in the knowledge I had my balls on the chin of our saviour.

[jahjahjahjah]

no one try to twist my post around, these are my beliefs, you don't see me going on every single christian thread spewing my thoughts.. (just had to say it, it wouldn't be the first time i've had some religious person try to 'explain' to me or fight this particular response [no this is not the first time i've been asked this question])

i did nothing wrong in life, well no more then anyone else, i try hard to live a good life.. i don't steal, i don't kill, so why the fuck did you see it fit to hand me shitty situation after shitty situation, when people who try less than i do, to be a good person, get a life that's more than 4x as easy as mine...

what the fuck did i ever do to deserve the shit i have shoveled at me constantly, why didn't you give it to those who truely deserve it..? i'm a good person, i try hard to remain good... and what did you give me? parents who resent me, a family who disowned me for nothing i did, living in poverty and going hungry nights at a time growing up becuase my grandparents can't manage money, heartache after heartache, tortured through life by every bully, just because i don't get back in their face and give them what they give me, a dead brother, murdered for no reason, one of the last remaining family members who even gave two shits about me, and leaving me and my wife to constantly struggle, harder then anyone else i've ever known, just to take care of their child... oh and the whole dickheaded thing you did with her getting hit by that car is fucked up beyond belief...

you smash a car, disabling the only worker of our family for more than 2 months, for nothing, then let the insurance company not even get close to paying off medical bills.... and don't give me that shit your folllowers always spew at me.. "everything happens for a reason according to gods devine plan" never did shit to deserve all that... so fuck you and your devine plan

something along those lines... i wouldn't just ask some single line quetions IF he was real, i'd have ALOT of shit to tell him along wiht my question...

as i stated at the top, don't even bother trying to explain it away.... don't bother saying it wasn't in his power... the most hypocritical thing in the bible? god controls everything (and yes it says that, and so has nearly every christian) and everything that happens is his plan... but supposedly he gave us free will.... that's contradicting.. either he gave people free will, or he's in control of everything, can't be both... if he gave human's free will, he's not in control of everything, if he's in control of everything, he didn't give people free will...

anyways, don't bother trying to debate what i have to say... i won't even bother to read yoru response, and not cuz i'm some close minded asshole... i even gave god a good chance, i never felt nothing... i tried to be christian, but yeah why not bothering is you aren't going to tell me anything that i haven't heard from other christians, probably multiple times over and over... i've heard it all... and read the bible, a few times actually... i made up my own mind... and it's set in stone now...

Dude chill out, it was just a simple question, no need to curse man.

[slipknotpsycho]

Dude chill out, it was just a simple question, no need to curse man.

erm... refer to my avatar... i have that as my avatar for a reason.

[Erosea]

I haven't had an easy life myself, psycho, but let's not get into a pissing contest over who's had it worse.

Look, my basic point is this: You only have so much time, and you're stuck living here on Earth, in your body, in your situation until you die - however that happens (be it suicide, homicide, old age, whatever) - so why not try and make the best of what you've got? We don't decide what happens to us, only how we react. I just think it's sad that people waste their entire lives, or even a few years (which I hope is true in your case), crying or being angry at the world - it isn't logical, it isn't rational, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever, unless you're a masochist- then by all means, enjoy feeling like hell!

Anyway, I'm done. You're right - I'm wasting my time responding to you, so I'm going to go enjoy my life instead of trying to get someone else to enjoy theirs.

[slipknotpsycho]

see you know nothing about me...

i do enjoy my life... pain makes life mean more... shapes you into the person you are... and for me that's someone that can't logically beleive there is a god... you can tell me everything happens for a reason all you want, but there was absolutely no need for 3/4 of the shit in my life...

stop assuming you know me.. seriously....

"I'm wasting my time responding to you, so I'm going to go enjoy my life instead of trying to get someone else to enjoy theirs."

that's proof you're judging me and my thought process when you obviously know nothing...

i was asked a question, and i gave my answer to that question... i don't know why you saw it needed to disect my post...

[burnable]

I'd ask Him if I could have His brain

[Nochowderforyou]

I'd ask him: Could you cook a burritto so hot, that you couldn't even eat it? :D

No, seriously, I don't believe in god at all, so I would probably ask him why his followers feel that he is watching over them, yet he lets third world countries, live in poverty, while 4000 children die per day from starvation. I'd ask him why he is so selfish to help those who live in a stable country, and why he doesn't help those who really need the help.

:S4:

[Polymirize]

of course god would laugh and say very politely, no thanks bro, i got some TRULY killer shit right here.

as he would procede to take a dump, and it would kill you... ok terrible pun but seriously, god's shit would make you see GOD's god!

uh... ok. weird place to take that.

Just because this dude's god doesn't mean I'll tolerate any fucking disrespect from him.

[Stowned]

I would ask them (him) why is our conciousness just a byproduct of Evolution and nothing more valuable? Why is Life, in all it's deceptive consistencies, a superficial catalyst that potentiates the Force of Evolution and nothing more?

Why did you keep the early humans alive when they started to develope unhealthy emotions and obsessively mourn their dead to the point where they started to manufest these ideas of religion and use them as a tool of rationalization, to validify the passing of their loved ones?

Can life exist outside of the Force of Evolution?

[higher4hockey]

me: will the Bills ever win the superbowl ?
God: no.

[pass the chicken]

not a beleiver in god but got a question if there is one

Why are you letting my home town be torn apart by money, guns, and drugs?

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

What strain were you smoking when you created the platypus, and do you have any left?

[afghooey]

pain makes life mean more... shapes you into the person you are...

not trying to be presumptuous here, slip.. but I think you may have just hit the nail on the head and answered your own question.

[Samwhore]

pain makes life mean more...

"pain is weakness leaving the body"

I just had to say that, funny though, I read it on the back of a t-shirt

[Scarlet Sky]

pain is good. extreme pain is extremely good.

and agony is fucking ecstasy!

old freind, ex marine sergeant major...

and i gess if you were talking fitness, it'd be a correct statement too :)

FEEEEEELLLL THE BUUUUURRRRNNNNN :D

[Duke Street Kings]

I would probably ask, "Tonight when I look up at the stars as I do most nights, how many other beings on other planets see our sun as another star in their night sky, and are, like us, wondering if there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe?"

Also, what are the absolute limits and tolerances of the human experience, and how do I get there?

What's with the sanctimonious hypocrisy of so many of your followers?

And "Not a question but if you'd stop the Anna Nicole Smith news coverage completely, I'd really appreciate it."

[Pink_Floyd]

"god... what the fuck?"

[Pass That Shit]

I don't know what's in your heart, but I'm sure when you come face to face with the God of the whole earth, he will answer you.
He will judge you righteously. He will be able to explain your life to you one step at a time.
Don't think for a minute that the things that happened to you were by luck.

I thank the LORD for being a shield unto those that TRUST in him. :hippy:

To answer the question at hand, I would ask him to PASS THAT SHIT :joint1:

[tokinballer]

whats the meaning of life??.

[peacetrain]

Is this the best you can do?