STONER CODE

[cannabis=freedom]

Okay, guys, here it is: We are about to go down in cannabis history as the makers of the definitive stoner code that will hang in buildings one day when it is recognized as magical. I'll begin.

Never, under any circumstances, order another bowl to be packed if the cannabis is not yours.

[The Stoned Anarchist]

BYOB, bring you own Bud, Beer, or Bottle.

[cannabis=freedom]

Well said.

Always be generous with friends and good people insofar as cannabis and have a system where they reciprocate. Violation of said reciprocity results in a deal severing.

[keeko]

Okay, guys, here it is: We are about to go down in cannabis history as the makers of the definitive stoner code that will hang in buildings one day when it is recognized as magical. I'll begin.

Never, under any circumstances, order another bowl to be packed if the cannabis is not yours.

damn good rule to start on. PROPS.

~He who loads the bowl gets the first toke/green, unless he/she hands it to somebody else, in which case that person hands it back to the loader for 'back door'

[ericwt]

Do not call me at 3am and ask if you can come over and get stoned.

I have a life and responsibilities.

Don't ask me to give you weed. I was nice enough to get you stoned. Buy your own. But not from me. Weed is worth more to me than money and I don't sell or give it away.

Yea, I guess I am a crabby one sometimes.

[TallulahGreen]

The only rules are, that there are no rules.

It's all about chilling with good people.

<3

[timothylearyisdead]

Stay away from tin foil. Except for the new heating and injesting method, which I have yet to try.

[halfassedjediknight]

i hate this, but its so cliche and it just comes to mind

"pass the duche to the left hand side!"

haha but seriously, this is my personally derived rule.

never demand a hit if you dont know the person smoking. thats just akward and rude. and if you are going to politely ask to partake, be sure that you have some of your own on hand to match what is rightly given to thee.

[TallulahGreen]

i hate this, but its so cliche and it just comes to mind

"pass the duche to the left hand side!"

haha but seriously, this is my personally derived rule.

never demand a hit if you dont know the person smoking. thats just akward and rude. and if you are going to politely ask to partake, be sure that you have some of your own on hand to match what is rightly given to thee.

I love that song.....

[timothylearyisdead]

i hate this, but its so cliche and it just comes to mind

"pass the duche to the left hand side!"

haha but seriously, this is my personally derived rule.

never demand a hit if you dont know the person smoking. thats just akward and rude. and if you are going to politely ask to partake, be sure that you have some of your own on hand to match what is rightly given to thee.

hahaha we don't need to be passing douches to any side lol. The orginal version of that song by the Mighty Diamonds say " Pass the COOCHIE to the left hand side" just thought I'd share that with you guys.

[jakez]

"Excuse me while I light my spliff".

Smoking around other people that don't know you're gonna be smoking is also pretty rude.

[TallulahGreen]

hahaha we don't need to be passing douches to any side lol. The orginal version of that song by the Mighty Diamonds say " Pass the COOCHIE to the left hand side" just thought I'd share that with you guys.

Really? I thought musical youth did it a goddamned long time ago.

Then again I have no idea who the mighty diamonds are.

..but I still really fucking like that song.

[halfassedjediknight]

hahaha we don't need to be passing douches to any side lol. The orginal version of that song by the Mighty Diamonds say " Pass the COOCHIE to the left hand side" just thought I'd share that with you guys.

hahaha well its gotta be passed to one side or another, unless youre stingy and selfish.

more like it doesnt need to be passed to any side inparticular, if you dont mind my snobbish corrections.

[TallulahGreen]

"Excuse me while I light my spliff".

Smoking around other people that don't know you're gonna be smoking is also pretty rude.

Not if you're from where I'm from!

It's almost an insult NOT to load a bowl with a new friend.

:) except were so full of goddamned love that were chill with whatever!

[jakez]

Not if you're from where I'm from!

It's almost an insult NOT to load a bowl with a new friend.

:) except were so full of goddamned love that were chill with whatever!

I mean when you are hanging out with some friends or people that don't smoke and you light up a joint or something.

[Thepossumdance]

dont slobber on the J/ blunt
dont break any glassware
dont spill the bong water
if you've just hotboxed in someone else's car dont open the box unless you ask the driver first
dont cough into the bong

[TallulahGreen]

I mean when you are hanging out with some friends or people that don't smoke and you light up a joint or something.

Thats the thing.. I don't know anyone that doesn't smoke???

[ValkyrieAg]

Load a bowl before I hit you!

[SmokeyToker]

thats exactly what im spraying.


Well said.

Always be generous with friends and good people insofar as cannabis and have a system where they reciprocate. Violation of said reciprocity results in a deal severing.

[Reefer Rogue]

"Excuse me while I light my spliff".

Smoking around other people that don't know you're gonna be smoking is also pretty rude.

Oh Jah, I've got to take a lift :rasta:

Whoever rolls it sparks it.

[lazy smoker7]

always sell a good deal... I dont sell but i hate being ripped off and see others be ripped off and being ripped off is not what cannabis was intended for.. it was intended for the peace, love and harmony. So if you sell weed .. be a good person and always sell a good fair n square deal and always respect MJ and dont abuse her so its always enjoyable... ( i hate tolerance ) and always try to think of good thoughts of peace while your smoking and smoke others out but if u get smoked out one time you must return the favor and educate people the real truth about MJ and always support its legalization :hippy:

[O_Dweeds]

He who has the bud, makes the rules.

[Purple Banana]

Don't pass off mids as 'the DANKEST shit you've ever smoked!' because they'll find out once they smoke it, and they won't be happy.

[cannabis=freedom]

Don't pass off mids as 'the DANKEST shit you've ever smoked!' because they'll find out once they smoke it, and they won't be happy.

Haha I never thought of that, but agreed, that is annoying.

But as someone said a few posts ago, yeah, the most important thing, and what would be the Stoner First Amendment, is to always think about and spread peace, love, harmony and freedom, and to always take some form of action for legalization.

[timothylearyisdead]

a beer is a good trade off for a bong hit.

[Podge_Boro]

buy some, make one, giz some

which basically is saying
share the wealth

[higher4hockey]

The only rules are, that there are no rules.

It's all about chilling with good people.

<3

second that

[Skink]

I have a distant cousin his nickname was "Charlie Ocean Mouth",,,LOLz...

[Gatekeeper777]

The herb should be recognised as Holy, and abusing it or wasting it should be blasphemous.

[originalblu]

bring soming to the session

weed
food
drinks

[mamma puffpuff420]

when it's ur trun 2 take a hit
dont sit there and gab
take a fuckin hit and pass it on

and dont let the joint get a runner in it
bad bad, oh yah

[mamma puffpuff420]

when the pipe or joint get passed 2 u
hit the fucker dont just sit there and let it burn

and dont hit the joint so hard u make runner's
bad bad, oh yah

[mamma puffpuff420]

sorry 4 the double up
i didnt think it went thru
again sorrrry

[mamma puffpuff420]

sorry 4 the double up
i didnt think it went thru
again sorrrry

im soooo stoned
my bad

[FreeVenice]

-NO watchers. if your there your smoking.

-Don't charge after smoking.

-Popping the stoner cherry for free (if it's their first time). such a dealer thing to do. . .

-Never smoke off the same person for free more than 3 times.

-Avoid smoking with other that petend to be potheads, good chance they are really snitches. . .

-Your not a official Pothead till you give FreeVenice some herb. . . lol

[25wings]

always share your bud with good pals...

[Reefer Rogue]

When smoking cannabis, I shall ask people to act in a peaceful way, as violence leads to suffering and therefore is wrong.

[santa]

He who has the bud, makes the rules.

sounds about right to me..

although there is something on erowid about 'smoking etiquette' that was okay.. its in the vaults somewhere.. worth a look :stoned:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

-NO watchers. if your there your smoking.

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-Avoid smoking with other that petend to be potheads, good chance they are really snitches. . .


I have to disagree my friend. My fiance smokes like a freight train. If I tried to keep up with him, I'd never get outta bed. All I wanna do when I'm high is watch cartoons, color, and fuck. I smoke maybe once a week, unless I'm really stressed. But I grow, so I guess that lets me out of the snitches category.

[Goddess of Green]

Okay, guys, here it is: We are about to go down in cannabis history as the makers of the definitive stoner code that will hang in buildings one day when it is recognized as magical. I'll begin.

Never, under any circumstances, order another bowl to be packed if the cannabis is not yours.


A month or so ago, my friend, having smoked 2 bowls of my weed, goes "Another?", takes my weed, packs another, and starts to smoke it. I'm never smoking with her again.

[FreeVenice]

I have to disagree my friend. My fiance smokes like a freight train. If I tried to keep up with him, I'd never get outta bed. All I wanna do when I'm high is watch cartoons, color, and fuck. I smoke maybe once a week, unless I'm really stressed. But I grow, so I guess that lets me out of the snitches category.

I was talking about group situations but yeah, me and my girl go toke 4 toke. . .she should kick back on it. . . lol. . .

[Nocturnal Stoner]

If only one person at the sesh can roll, don't be an asshole and tell him to roll, all good things come to those who wait.

[cannabis campbell]

rOlL iT pOkE iT
lIgHt iT sMoKe iT

[hello3pat]

Ok, rather than this "he who rolls it smokes it stuff" and the guy packing it gets green hit, I say who ever supplied the fucking weed gets green hit, because without him, if he's not the guy packing or rolling, that weed wouldn't be at that smoking session

edit: Also, if you wanna smoke with me so bad GO BUY YOUR OWN, and stop fucking asking, no moochers means exactley that

[savagepossum]

if one of us is dry we usually sell each other joints for £1

[Scottydoo]

If you lose or waste my weed you will pay me back always.
and if your friend is dry/broke you hook him up no exceptions

[BUZz UK]

whoa! this is all a little militant!

[Willard_420]

whoa! this is all a little militant!

I'll be honest, I agree 100%.

Rules for smoking is alright, but when it starts sounding like if you don't do something or do something wrong, you'll have gasoline poured on you and lit on fire, I think I'll just agree with this and "chill out and smoke man".

[JaMakin07]

be respectful of the owner of the weed and/or smoking apparattus

but other than that just chill and smoke :rastasmoke: peace

[epicsoundz69]

dont slobber on the J/ blunt
dont break any glassware
dont spill the bong water
if you've just hotboxed in someone else's car dont open the box unless you ask the driver first
dont cough into the bong


DUDE. Those are some o the actual rules in place for my van. Nice

[rebgirl420]

Dont keep telling me your "soooo high"

and

Do NOT take one hit and say your stoned..LIES