if you could turn into any animal...

[originalblu]

if you could turn into any animal what would it be???

i'd be an eagle so i could fly high

[kindprincess]

i would be a whale;

so people would call me majestic instead of fat...

[Breukelen advocaat]

Koala

[Snake2389]

Panda
i donno why.. they look peaceful

[Mista Sippi]

i'd be a butterfly. nobody ever suspects the butterfly

[Samwhore]

MY CAT

[dutch.lover]

a cat...is that too cliche?

they're sassy- even the meanest ones are loved, and they can do whatever the hell they want for the most part

[couch-potato]

If I had to turn into an animal, I'd be a walrus.

They have the largest penises, so the change wouldn't be that drastic.

[Samwhore]

If I had to turn into an animal, I'd be a walrus.

They have the largest penises, so the change wouldn't be that drastic.

:S2:

are you sure about that?

[420marijuana420]

I'd be a pitbull

[halfassedjediknight]

a chinchilla.

only because my old chinchilla used to be the best pet i ever had.

and i mean come on..they take baths in dust. how easy to stay clean.

[dutch.lover]

If I had to turn into an animal, I'd be a walrus.

They have the largest penises, so the change wouldn't be that drastic.

lmao!!!!

what about blue whale penises? i bet they are the biggest!:p

[timothylearyisdead]

I would be a sloth, They are the chillest animals ever and they are adorable, there's no denying that.

[baisez le monde.]

A big fluffy lazy cat.

[cannabis=freedom]

lmao!!!!

what about blue whale penises? i bet they are the biggest!:p

Hey, I heard a blue whale's throat can't swallow anything bigger than a pea. I seriously pity blue whales if they never get deepthroated. Poor bastards. Maybe their wangs are of less girth than a pea, but that sucks too.

[Its a Plant]

Either a bird or a sloth. I really want to fly, but I think sloths sleep like 18 hours a day. Man that would be nice. ~

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

I would be a shark.

Roaming deep in the ocean.

[mamma puffpuff420]

If I had to turn into an animal, I'd be a walrus.

They have the largest penises, so the change wouldn't be that drastic.

give us a break ol studley dudley

mwahahahahahah
j/k

[mamma puffpuff420]

id love 2 change in2 an eagle
for the freedom they have

[Jderringer]

i would be a whale;

so people would call me majestic instead of fat...

I think that's the funniest thing ever!:D

[Gatekeeper777]

I would be a single celled organism that was able to self replicate so i could invade the bodies of humans. There would be no cure for me but the only way to keep me happy and dormant would be to smoke weed.
If they did not then i would make the HANTA virus seem like a head cold.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

An Octopus

[higher4hockey]

ii would only do this if i could return to being a human male. that being said, humans are animals, so i would turn into a female human, then i would masterbate, then i would return to my male human form and finally have that shit figured out once and for all!

[Skink]

A cat as long as I have a dude like me to take care of me,,,if I am living in the alley nupe... I am fascinated by birds and the majestic Falcon so that would be my choice I guess...

[Plastic Jesus]

ii would only do this if i could return to being a human male. that being said, humans are animals, so i would turn into a female human, then i would masterbate, then i would return to my male human form and finally have that shit figured out once and for all!

We'll move this to "I wanna be a transexual..."

I'd be a Cheetah...

[higher4hockey]

a transexual ?





NOT FUNNY

[napolitana869]

owl. owls are awesome

[420marijuana420]

ii would only do this if i could return to being a human male. that being said, humans are animals, so i would turn into a female human, then i would masterbate, then i would return to my male human form and finally have that shit figured out once and for all!

ya but you wouldnt have the same brain so you wouldnt remember unless you just wanna be some dude masterbating in a girl's body.

[JaggedEdge]

I would be a house cat. They lounge around all day. The only stress our cats have ever experienced is when their food bowl is empty for a few hours. Sounds like a good life.

[kindprincess]

I would be a house cat. They lounge around all day. The only stress our cats have ever experienced is when their food bowl is empty for a few hours. Sounds like a good life.

wow jagged, that's a perdy new dot you got there ;)

[JaggedEdge]

lol, why thank you for giving it to me. :D

[hello3pat]

I would be a hippie's dog

[kindprincess]

ha! i see you have an addition in your sig, my dear pat :)

[hello3pat]

ha! i see you have an addition in your sig, my dear pat :)yes, yes I have, and currently I'm adding THC to my system

[kindprincess]

yes, yes I have, and currently I'm adding THC to my system

sounds like a plan m'deary! i'll join you from afar :p

[loxley]

a monkey

because their fuckin cool :dance:

[halfassedjediknight]

this is my old chinchilla that id like to be reincarnated into..mmkay? thx!

:thumbsup:

[Reefer Rogue]

Terrordactyl or w/e, if that counts as an animal. If not, how bout the king of the jungle: The Lion =]