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MacWQ33
03-10-2007, 12:08 AM
Yeah, mine would definitely have to be that 'Sam Adams Cherry Wheat' that I just gulped down. Wanted to try something new, so I figured it wouldn't hurt. One sip and I was turned off. Not the worst going down of course, but the after-taste is absolutely unbearable, and reminds me of cherry cough medicine...you shoulda saw much face after a sip lol. I'm still cringing. Fucking disgusting beer...I honestly might throw away the rest lol.

Thankfully I only bought a 6-pack of this crap, and I got 12 other normal beers to sip on...so not too much of a problem...

slipknotpsycho
03-10-2007, 12:14 AM
hmm.... agent lemon extract (google it, we're not allowed to talk about it) that shit is horrible... i even have a log of it on one of my earlier websites.

Samwhore
03-10-2007, 12:15 AM
you dont want to know

from the other thread

TheFatKid
03-10-2007, 12:17 AM
Sugarcane drink.... HOLY FUCK IT TASTED LIKE KETCHUP MIXED WITH SHIT =( i spit it out on the floor of the mall it was so nasty =(

slipknotpsycho
03-10-2007, 12:19 AM
from the other thread

hermmm.. is it white and salty? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

MacWQ33
03-10-2007, 12:20 AM
from the other thread

Are you sure we don't want to know? If you are very sure, then OK I trust ya...I don't want to know lol.

I'm gonna guess it's either a bug of some sort or something sexual hah.

TheFatKid
03-10-2007, 12:20 AM
Slipknot, you can't just say what this "agent lemon extract" is? I can't find anything on Google/Wikipedia.

Samwhore
03-10-2007, 12:23 AM
Are you sure we don't want to know? If you are very sure, then OK I trust ya...I don't want to know lol.

I'm gonna guess it's either a bug of some sort or something sexual hah.

yeah, im sure, the answer is nothing, im sure you didnt want to know that

Samwhore
03-10-2007, 12:24 AM
hermmm.. is it white and salty? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

like salt itself lol

MacWQ33
03-10-2007, 12:24 AM
hermmm.. is it white and salty? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Great minds think alike. :thumbsup:

And as for your extract, I'm think I know what you are talking about due to a Yahoo search, and if I'm right...it probably tastes a lot like my Sam Adams...both disgusting. I might even take the lemon extract lol...jk.

savagepossum
03-10-2007, 12:24 AM
i think its some sort of dxm extraction

slipknotpsycho
03-10-2007, 12:39 AM
Great minds think alike. :thumbsup:

And as for your extract, I'm think I know what you are talking about due to a Yahoo search, and if I'm right...it probably tastes a lot like my Sam Adams...both disgusting. I might even take the lemon extract lol...jk.

well you got no contact info, i already told one person what itwas lol (not to help them do it so mods don't worry lol i just figured i'd better tell them through an im program so it's not here)

lets just say it's as dangerous as it is horrible... so if that fits what you're thinking, it's probably it..

mirvana
03-10-2007, 01:06 AM
i drank a cup full of cigarette ash water for 100 bucks.

i was drunk at the time. so was the guy who bet me i couldn't do it.

he gave me 200.

Nochowderforyou
03-10-2007, 01:09 AM
Vinegar for me. Once in my life had to take a piss test for employment, and vinegar is a great cleanser for ridding toxins in your body, but after half a mouthful, holy shit I alsmot barfed. It was so gross. I failed the test too by the way. :p They found a detox drink in my system (those smart bastards!).

One time I was with Lucy and I drank a day old coffee that someone nicely used as an ashtray. I didn't notice it as colors were flying by me at lightning speed, but the thought of it is not very pleasing.

slipknotpsycho
03-10-2007, 01:13 AM
i've accidently drank out of an ash can as well... i had a bad habbit of hiding my ash cans (wasn't allowed to smoke at this point) by leaving no ash on the outside... i was meticulously careful about making it look like just another can... after two weeks, i accidently picked it up and drank after running around outside (i was thristy, i basicly chugged) only after the first swallow did it really sit in...

i just drank 2 week old coke with ash and tobacco, accompanied by dirty cigarette butts....

the agent lemon was still worse, but that shit was an extremely close 2nd... i ended up puking about 3 hours...

birdgirl73
03-10-2007, 01:40 AM
In order from horribly gross to #1 most disgustingly grossest:

4. A mouthful of gasoline onceupon a time when attempting to siphon from a gas can to a generator. I didn't swallow it completely, but I got enough to know I didn't want any more.

3. Liquid barium contrast medium for an upper-GI series X-ray. Repulsive, but more due to the texture than the actual taste.

2. A combination pickle-juice, yard dirt, tree-leaves (elm), canned cat food and melted butter mixture I was required to swallow as part of an 11-year-old Halloween truth-or-dare which I stupidly took the dare option on.

1. A fertility-vitality tonic tea that was brewed for me in San Francisco's Chinatown by a Taiwanese herbalist when I was hoping to get pregnant with a second baby. I don't know what was in it, but it tasted like a cocktail of bile, lake water, rotten blue cheese, snails, and yard compost. Disgusting to the last drop.

Metaphor
03-10-2007, 02:33 AM
sprite that was in a bong
a heaping spoonful of caviar
or sour milk

The Figment
03-10-2007, 03:26 AM
Bong Water...Do Not Try This At Home!!!
Octopus...NASTY!!!
Squid...See Octopus

CanaDanKs Inc.
03-10-2007, 03:47 AM
Some magic herbal tea involving south american plants...AFHASFDSATFE#%@#!!
So disgusting. :)

rayhaha
03-10-2007, 03:48 AM
fucking chicken soup with sugar and onion . wtf! from the korean restaurant.

slipknotpsycho
03-10-2007, 03:51 AM
Bong Water...Do Not Try This At Home!!!
Octopus...NASTY!!!
Squid...See Octopus

lol i ate squid once, but when i was 11 and was cooking it myself... really had no clue what i was doing... i just knew what part you were supposed to eat..

it didn't turn out too well.... and i don't plan on trying to cook that shit again lol... anyone who can cook that shit and make it come out good.. well you got my mad respect

Skink
03-10-2007, 03:53 AM
green cactus powder...

Oneironaut
03-10-2007, 03:57 AM
My friend and I tried to cook some weed with some peanut butter (it was his idea). Well, the results were disastrous, but we tried eating it anyways to see if it would get us high. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever swallowed. We were really struggling not to puke it back up. My friend was being a dick by making gagging sounds as I was eating some, which made me throw up on him, which made him throw up on the floor. In retrospect, that was some funny shit.

slipknotpsycho
03-10-2007, 04:17 AM
My friend and I tried to cook some weed with some peanut butter (it was his idea). Well, the results were disastrous, but we tried eating it anyways to see if it would get us high. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever swallowed. We were really struggling not to puke it back up. My friend was being a dick by making gagging sounds as I was eating some, which made me throw up on him, which made him throw up on the floor. In retrospect, that was some funny shit.

O.O??

i made firecrackers once... and that shit was fucking delicous... if the secret ingredient wasn't so fuckin expensive it'd be an everyday fucking snack for me lol...

Skink
03-10-2007, 04:33 AM
I think weed taste great on anything...

slipknotpsycho
03-10-2007, 04:36 AM
I think weed taste great on anything...

me too 0.o...

just imagine it... weed as a topper on spaghetti... pizza... basicly any itallian food.... mmmMMMMMmmmmmmmm1!!

rayhaha
03-10-2007, 04:38 AM
I think weed taste great on anything...

even on shit?

higher4hockey
03-10-2007, 05:02 AM
my own piss. yes alcohol was involved.


the worst booze i ever drank....railbenders. a beer made in erie. blech. foul-ness. but, with a name like railbenders, you would think it would fuck you up fast right........



.....it does.

kingjustin
03-10-2007, 06:01 AM
I accidentally drank out of a bottle that someone had used as a spit jar for dip. I almost threw up the moment it touched my tongue.

thcbongman
03-10-2007, 11:40 AM
A brew I had with a friend, it was a combination of Mimosa Hostilis, Syrian Rue, Lemon Juice, other ingredients I don't care to remember with some chocolate. Even with the flavoring, it was the nastiest shit I ever tasted. Aside from the puking, it was well worth it, taking a trip and never leaving the yard.

frylok
03-10-2007, 11:50 AM
I ate a moldy sandwich once.

Abattoir Dream
03-10-2007, 11:57 AM
lol theres a guy on the net who eats a 2 week old mouldy apple core, from some kids ashtray (it was covered in butts n ash) for about half a bongs-worth of stalky weed..

sick fucker lol...

lol the worst thing i ever eaten was once when i was on shrooms lol i got loads of minstrels and cadbury shots, some doughnuts, icecream, skittles, mars bars, whipped cream, some bannanas lol, cookies, yogurts... and some lucozade, lol i put it all in liquidizer, with a splash of lucozade for added energy lol and liquidized it all into a frankenstien concoction, haha i was off my trolley that nite, and it seemed like a great idea.. for some reason i wanted as much lucozade as possible, so i used a whole bottle lol, anyway, it LOOKED tasty at the time, so i poured out like a pint of it, and just gulped it down.. it tasted like shit, it was like fizzy melted icecream, and it felt like it turned my stomache inside-out, i remember for the rest of the night my stomache just burnt like acid, and the thought of lucozade to this very day makes me wanna chuck...

Abattoir Dream
03-10-2007, 12:10 PM
oh yeh, ive gone to drink beer and got a fagbutt in the mouth... thats horrible...

i also have a friend, more commonely referred to as 'crackhead matt' (i wonder why?) who drunk sunny-delight from a used bong before school.. (we had no water to smoke thru) i can believe he didnt throw up, watchin the last little lumps go down was nearly too much for me, and i wasnt the one drinkin it..

haha i also remember some big kid from school tryin to taunt me with his last cigarette, i was cluckin for one and he knew it, so i snatched it out his hands, chewed it right up and just spat it all over him lol.. i got my head kicked in for that lol, but it was well worth it...;)

santa
03-10-2007, 12:42 PM
this drink called 'supermalt' .. or 'supamalt' .. dunno.. but it tasted like antiseptic liquorice.. and like something had died in it..

SamsonSimpson
03-10-2007, 01:26 PM
i have two things that were pretty gross. i bit the head off of a neon tetra and a gold fish. i was drunk at the time and i got a blunt and a pack of cigs for it.

the other is some canned dogfood. also drunk at the time, i dont recommend it.

MagicalHerb
03-10-2007, 01:35 PM
i cant recall any particularly horrible things ive eaten lately, but the most fucked up stuff i have ever smelled was either a bottle of 2 week old milk that was like brewing in the sun for 2 weeks. my friend told me to smell it, it was absolutely terrible.
then there was the moldy kidney beans in my fridge. that was even worse and words cant even describe the hell i was put through smelling it

Bree1978
03-10-2007, 01:55 PM
a rotten boiled egg...just one bite that didn't stay in me, but I will forever remember it.

Bree

Nochowderforyou
03-10-2007, 03:06 PM
I had deep fried tenticles before when I worked a sushi resturaunt. It wans't gross. It was like chewing on a slightly fish flavoured reubber bad, so nah, I didn't care much for it.

I ate straight horseradish once. My uncle said he would give me a $20 if I ate a spoonful. I was like 14, so I did, and that bastard never gave me my money. :p It was easily one of the worst things I tasted.

Plastic Jesus
03-10-2007, 08:10 PM
When we were little we used to color Easter eggs and they used to do it with vinegar. I've drank that a bunch of times when I was young. Thought it was Kool-Aid. Betcha some kids don't even know what Kool Aid is anymore...

Worse, guzzling a glass of milk so spoiled it was chunky. Got about half of it down before I realized. I have never drank milk again. That was bad. Really bad... I'm making myself gag thinking about it.

MaryjaneAndHashley
03-10-2007, 08:25 PM
lol i ate squid once, but when i was 11 and was cooking it myself... really had no clue what i was doing... i just knew what part you were supposed to eat..

it didn't turn out too well.... and i don't plan on trying to cook that shit again lol... anyone who can cook that shit and make it come out good.. well you got my mad respect

Well we eat fried squid at home and restaurants and its fucking great :thumbsup:



grossest thing ive ever drunk....ermm....

Bong water

*Runs and hides*

Skink
03-10-2007, 08:29 PM
Fried Calamari with a side of marinara roks...

MaryjaneAndHashley
03-10-2007, 08:38 PM
Fried Calamari with a side of marinara roks...

yeaa lol :cool:

Skink
03-10-2007, 08:41 PM
yeaa lol :cool:

I just don't like it when they don't know how to cook it and it is rubbery,,,LOLz...

bucknuts1870
03-10-2007, 08:52 PM
My buddy used to have a steam roller/bubbler that his friend blew for him and we didn't change the water for like 4 months and one drunken night on a dare I took a shot of it. I didn't throw up but I felt ill for about 3 days afterwards, THAT was definately the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten/drank...

Plastic Jesus
03-10-2007, 08:59 PM
My buddy used to have a steam roller/bubbler that his friend blew for him and we didn't change the water for like 4 months and one drunken night on a dare I took a shot of it. I didn't throw up but I felt ill for about 3 days afterwards, THAT was definately the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten/drank...

Well maybe if you changed it once in a while it wouldn't smell like your girlfriend's ass...

smoke it
03-10-2007, 09:11 PM
prolly, i drank some month-old chocolate milk with cigarette butts and ashes in it, cause i was high and thirsty

slipknotpsycho
03-10-2007, 10:05 PM
wasn't the grossest, but all this rotten milk talk got me thinking about something that happened to me once...

it was early as hell i just woke up, i poured myself a bowl of lucky charms and i go to take the first bite... and omG! i was eatting llucky charms in spoiled chunky milk...

tokin'smoker
03-10-2007, 10:15 PM
My buddy used to have a steam roller/bubbler that his friend blew for him and we didn't change the water for like 4 months and one drunken night on a dare I took a shot of it. I didn't throw up but I felt ill for about 3 days afterwards, THAT was definately the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten/drank...

yeah, definitely bong water. without a doubt. that shit is awful.

Xhoshi
03-10-2007, 10:30 PM
Some magic herbal tea involving south american plants...AFHASFDSATFE#%@#!!
So disgusting. :)

Ugh...same with me. I had some wierd Korean extract that has ginseng and shit in it...fuckin awful.
Other than that...probably straight-up dried battery acid when i was a kid

Xhoshi
03-10-2007, 10:39 PM
oh yeah...when my dad was drunk he dared me to eat the worm out of his tequila for $50. I was throwing up for weeks.

couch-potato
03-10-2007, 10:45 PM
I have a friend who can't drink milk because he drank rotten milk as a kid... must be horrible.

For me it would have be this red wine... I can't recall the name of it. What I do remember is saying that it tasted like pickled ball sweat.

CanaDanKs Inc.
03-11-2007, 05:04 AM
green cactus powder...

Hahahaha, indeed that isn't too good either! But the results are well worth it.

budsmoker only
03-11-2007, 05:05 AM
well as of right now, this tequila is pretty fucking gross... but i member when i tasted a worm, that wasnt good either.. haha.. damn..

MacWQ33
03-11-2007, 04:32 PM
when my dad was drunk he dared me to eat the worm out of his tequila for $50.

LOL...how old were you? That shit sucks up a good amount of liquor, so you must have gotten a nice buzz anyway haha.

Wow...some pretty disgusting shit here, damn.

I think Hungry Man dinners are pretty damn disgusting lol.

OniEhtRedrum781
03-11-2007, 04:33 PM
I liked ants straight off the sidewalk once when I was drunk. That's pretty gross, i guess...

Specialty Cakes
03-11-2007, 04:41 PM
this disgusting mix of karo syrup, vinegar, sugar, salt, pepper, curry, and some other shit that ended up being the most vile concoction I have ever put my lips too

leefx
03-11-2007, 04:49 PM
rotten apple. bit in and the taste/smell made me puke.

bucknuts1870
03-11-2007, 05:24 PM
For all of you squid haters your obviously not Italian. My favorite part about Christmas time is calamari sauce, that shit is BOOOOOOMB.

LuckyCptRabbitKing
03-11-2007, 05:30 PM
The grossest thing I can ever remember eating was the pepperoni that, as it turns out, was packaged with a bonus dead house fly.

And at the time, I was even more of a germophobe. You can imagine the look of sheer joy that ran across my face when I made the discovery.

Jaerl
03-11-2007, 05:33 PM
Once i was sick for about 1 week, and all i could drink was pretty much gatorade and water, everything else made me puke.. soo..

When i thought i was startiing to get better, i mixed sum chocolate powder in with milk, and took a sip.. Didnt know the milk was almost 2 weeks expired, I threw up instantly and kept it up for almost an hour.. horrible horrible horrible, just thinking about it makes me wanna puke

Greenport
03-11-2007, 05:56 PM
oh yeh, ive gone to drink beer and got a fagbutt in the mouth... thats horrible...

i also have a friend, more commonely referred to as 'crackhead matt' (i wonder why?) who drunk sunny-delight from a used bong before school.. (we had no water to smoke thru) i can believe he didnt throw up, watchin the last little lumps go down was nearly too much for me, and i wasnt the one drinkin it..

haha i also remember some big kid from school tryin to taunt me with his last cigarette, i was cluckin for one and he knew it, so i snatched it out his hands, chewed it right up and just spat it all over him lol.. i got my head kicked in for that lol, but it was well worth it...;)

u had a fags butt in ur mouth? just playin. All joking aside tho, I once started to eat some cocoa puffs. and wen i looked at my bowl afer about 3 spoonfulls i saw a shit load of mealworms.