Condom Question

[Jack the Tripper]

Hey

I'm going on vacation tomorrow, and I was just wondering if taking condoms on an airplane ruins them. A lot of things seems to ruin condoms (temperature and such) so... anyone know? thanks.

[The.Devil.Himself]

Nah, keep em sealed tight, away from light and heat, and you're good to go until the expiration date!!

[EmoRebellion]

As long as you dont keep them in your wallet or somewhere that might bend them, you should be good to go!

[Samwhore]

basically, keep condoms anywhere you keep bud,

[napolitana869]

basically, keep condoms anywhere you keep bud,

except pockets

[Samwhore]

except pockets

I wouldnt keep it in my pocket either, it might get crushed

[bud luv]

just make sure you poke them with needles, it counteracts the atmospheric pressure.

[thCA livin]

just make sure you poke them with needles, it counteracts the atmospheric pressure.

:wtf: .... ok i admit...that was funny as hell :thumbsup:

[1chronic]

Yeah that hole poking works perfectly. Or you can heat them with a lighter, just till the lube bubbles a bit, that works too.

[birdgirl73]

You planning on joining the Mile High Club during your flight, Jack?

[OniEhtRedrum781]

You planning on joining the Mile High Club during your flight, Jack?

I think he's just being cautious incase he gets some foreign pussy and he doesn't want an STI

[Jack the Tripper]

Haha, I don't think I have the guts to do it in a plane's washroom... but we'll see ;)

This will be my last post for about a week... wish me a non-crashed flight!

[smoke it]

just make sure you poke them with needles, it counteracts the atmospheric pressure.

lol. that was good. :D

[lazy smoker7]

Haha, I don't think I have the guts to do it in a plane's washroom... but we'll see ;)

This will be my last post for about a week... wish me a non-crashed flight!

Has any one ever smoked weed on a commercial flight? like latley on airlines that dont allow smoking..here a funny secenario -> I mean I pretty sure if i light up in a batroom ... eveyr one on the dam plane is gonna smell it lol...( big ass cloud of smoke comes out of the batroom on the plane right when I exit .... the smoke alarm goes off.. Im high as shit (espically above the ground lol).. the co pilot comes in and asks weres this smoke comming from... the pilot gets fucked up from all the second hand smoke ... pilot never smoked b4 so now hes freaking out.. the alarm goes off in the plane.. the plane starts shaking... the pilot get on the radio.. laughing his head off while the plane is crashing and says on the radio "some some one please bring me some more ginger ale and some chips.. dam I am hungry and oh werre gonna die HA! lol the pilot is completely insane with blood shot eyes that are spinning) every one if freaking out.. i go back in the bathroom to smoke my last bowl... even tho that wouldent happen probally its justs a funny scenario i made in my head :stoned:

[reprisler]

Has any one ever smoked weed on a commercial flight? like latley on airlines that dont allow smoking..here a funny secenario -> I mean I pretty sure if i light up in a batroom ... eveyr one on the dam plane is gonna smell it lol...( big ass cloud of smoke comes out of the batroom on the plane right when I exit .... the smoke alarm goes off.. Im high as shit (espically above the ground lol).. the co pilot comes in and asks weres this smoke comming from... the pilot gets fucked up from all the second hand smoke ... pilot never smoked b4 so now hes freaking out.. the alarm goes off in the plane.. the plane starts shaking... the pilot get on the radio.. laughing his head off while the plane is crashing and says on the radio "some some one please bring me some more ginger ale and some chips.. dam I am hungry and oh werre gonna die HA! lol the pilot is completely insane with blood shot eyes that are spinning) every one if freaking out.. i go back in the bathroom to smoke my last bowl... even tho that wouldent happen probally its justs a funny scenario i made in my head :stoned:

hahaha that's some funny shit.

[budsmoker only]

haha god damn lazysmoker, i can tell your a ranter when high... nothing wrong with that... speaking of condoms, has ne one tried those new trojan ones that vibrate?? i saw an ad forthem and was like wtf?.. lol

[halfassedjediknight]

As long as you dont keep them in your wallet or somewhere that might bend them, you should be good to go!

do not keep them in your wallet!

this is an unknown fact, but the friction of you sitting on your ass all day and the rolled up condom rubbing itself will cause microtears and the condom will be useless. its like using cheesecloth for a condom.

[higher4hockey]

I think he's just being cautious incase he gets some foreign pussy and he doesn't want an STI

an STI , man i'd bone a foriegn girl for an STI. nice cars.

[KingsBlend420]

This thread is just full of hilarity. I've never used that word before, sweeeeet.