10 things people need to learn

[pass the chicken]

1. stop putting burn holes on my floor, car
2. stop eating all my food i work 8-16 hour days not much food in my apartment
3. stop calling me every 4 hours asking me to smoke one with you
4. stop smoking weed if you can't afford it
5. bring wrap money if you ain't supplying the weed
6. ask before using, taking, borrowing my stuff
7. don't get pissy with me when i say no to sharing my stuff(usally only say no to those who take advantage of it)
8. when homeless and out of pity i let you sleep on my couch don't take my F*ing car when i go to sleep
9. stop following me around when i go to grab my stash(asshole move)
10. stop moving around my apartment(you have no reason to explore my home)

[Nochowderforyou]

11. Stop complaining on the internet and complain to those who care. :)

[jahjahjahjah]

Yeah what he said

[pass the chicken]

and thats the difference in attitudes between dealers and smokers;)

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

Thanks for the info. I'm sorry If I broke some of those rules already.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol i agree with what you're saying, but yeah, tell the people who are doign this shit, not us.... post these rules on your front door and boot anyoen who violates them..

[pass the chicken]

haha ive booted many of people never posted them as long as common sense is used we good :jointsmile:

[shaan04]

man u gotta chill but still i know what you mean some people are bitches like that

[JaggedEdge]

lol i agree with what you're saying, but yeah, tell the people who are doign this shit, not us.... post these rules on your front door and boot anyoen who violates them..

I would be the rule nazi on this one. I would do like slip said and post those rules on my front door. As soon as someone breaks it they are banned from your apt for good. I typically don't like people and don't allow them into my home for those reasons above. I also have no problem letting people know they need to get the fuck out before I throw them out. Granted I suggest them leaving first.

If they are too dense to understand the boot in their ass usually gets the point across. I have no tolerance for people coming into my home and either a. annoying the crap out of me or b. simply acting like an ass and snooping around.

[pass the chicken]

no i mean people ive known for years im much more laxed around im talking people ive met you know maybe a week or two ago though some are people ive known forever damn moochs i hate em

[bobthenuker]

11. Stop complaining on the internet and complain to those who care. :)

haha, nice one :thumbsup:

[DarkHorse014]

dude i get exactly what your saying.....my friends are just like all of that..

id like to add one 12. dont ask to go on my computer. that pisses me off

i gave u a rep point man good call...

[memoryburner]

Number 9 gets on my nerves the most. like this one time, my "friend" came over to smoke...and i said "wait here..im gonna go get my stash" so i went into my room..left the door a little bit open....he SHOULD have been sitting on the couch when i came out. instead, he was standing right next to the door. So i looked at him and said leave. and he got all pissed off like "man...so i came all the way here for nothing" i said "looks that way...get ur ass out of here now"

[affasd]

yes dude, i have one friend who whenever is at my house, always is fucking looking around thorugh my shit, he seriuosly is the most annoying fucker ever, at anyones house he just looks thorugh your shit touching everything. I also hate when i let my friends eat at my house, ok i dont mind if they eat even like a good amount of food, but they alwasy end up eating every damn piece of food in my house, fuckin hate that shit

[Bob the Awesome]

Yea, I understand, these things get to me too. If it's someone I've met recently, I'll tell them to chill out, second warning and they're gone. If you're new you really need to watch yourself, make sure you're not pissing anyone off, ESPECIALLY if they're smoking you up.

I know it's harder with friends you've known for a while, I have some of these problems too. It gets very hard, because you don't want to ruin the friendship, but you want them to stop acting like dicks.

Some rules I'd like to add:

- If you don't have enough money for food for yourself, don't go buying weed. Basic necessities should always come first. This ties in with them eating all your food, it's the cause : /

- Get. A. Goddamned. Vehicle. I don't mind giving people rides places on occassion, but I have friends who live 10 minutes away (and therefore 10 minutes back) who call me for rides that take an hour... I always say no... especially if you're 18 or older, get a goddamned car.

- Nobody cares how much better the weed you can get is. You're smoking off my stuff, you didn't provide any. No bitching.

[40oz]

rule #14 don't touch my scale unless I know about it.

[burnable]

I always feel insulted when someone offers money for a smoke session. First of all, the bud I have that is valued at $5 a bowl or something means nothing. Replacing that bud with five bucks is not equitable to me. The bud is worth much more than any monatery figure. If I have five bucks, it's not going to go toward more bud, because then I would need another forty or so to get another sac. Waht does that 5 bucks go to? cheeseburgers. So fundamentally, I'm getting burgers in exchange for rare and difficult to acquire magical herb. That is not a fair trade. I like trading buds for buds and smoking with others who will throw down a new variety of bud. If they don't have it, please don't offer money, just remember my genorosity today and reciprocate in the future when I'm in need. It's the only just tradeoff to me.

As for the other aforementioned rules; they are easily avoided when you're not playing host. I fucking hate hosting anybody, really. that way I don't need to micromanage all those damn elements where your typical smoker buddy is going to be obtrusive and remiss. some really do enjoy hosting for their own reasons, and that's good because I have somewhere to hang out. I also never mind it when those that are hosting assert rules for their own comfort; it's only fair, and it's better that way cause I"m not going to do something to piss you off just cuz I didn't know about it. I hope this post is shorter than it appears in the quick reply box :)

[JaggedEdge]

^^^

I agree, I never accept money when someone smokes with me. It's pointless. Like you said, that five bucks is not equal to the weed you smoke. Packing a bowl of your own stuff is a fair trade.

[orange floyd]

^^^

I agree, I never accept money when someone smokes with me. It's pointless. Like you said, that five bucks is not equal to the weed you smoke. Packing a bowl of your own stuff is a fair trade.

i completely disagree. throwin 5s among my friends is the most common way of smoking, cause most people dont buy more than a deuce unless theyre selling it

[hello3pat]

12. dont ask to go on my computer. that pisses me off Yeah, I tell all my freinds when they come to my house that I only let one person on my computer other than me, that's not even my father and that's raymond, my best freind, because he's the only person I truly trust. Not long after that everyone wants to use a computer so I just let them onto my fathers

[Bodom Children Of]

11. Stop complaining on the internet and complain to those who care. :)

correct, shouldn't that list be put up in your apt. some where.

I'm guessing a majority of the people that view this thread will never interact with you in the "real world" making this whole thread pointless.:stoned:

[chisme]

1. stop putting burn holes on my floor, car
2. stop eating all my food i work 8-16 hour days not much food in my apartment
3. stop calling me every 4 hours asking me to smoke one with you
4. stop smoking weed if you can't afford it
5. bring wrap money if you ain't supplying the weed
6. ask before using, taking, borrowing my stuff
7. don't get pissy with me when i say no to sharing my stuff(usally only say no to those who take advantage of it)
8. when homeless and out of pity i let you sleep on my couch don't take my F*ing car when i go to sleep
9. stop following me around when i go to grab my stash(asshole move)
10. stop moving around my apartment(you have no reason to explore my home)



whoever thats too needs to get the fuck out your house

[originalblu]

the ten cron camandments

[Skink]

Your fault dude...

[pass the chicken]

dude i get exactly what your saying.....my friends are just like all of that..

id like to add one 12. dont ask to go on my computer. that pisses me off

i gave u a rep point man good call...

haha you too huh?

[pass_the_dubbie]

Can't say I get on like that or my friends do when we are smoking weed. Of course the odd "hotrock"(the bits of weed tha fly out of the joint sometimes" is alright aslong as it doesnt burn carpet and make a big hole. Don't mind hotrocking my clothes....Except ye olde crotch hotrock, it's not the best.

[pass the chicken]

rule #14 don't touch my scale unless I know about it.

see rule number 6 though it's a good one

[Splifted]

Except ye olde crotch hotrock, it's not the best.

Yeah, it seems like every time you drop a j when you're sitting down, it makes a beeline for the gooch. Thank god everytime this has happened to me I have been fully equipped with pants....once I get my own apartment, that may change lol.

[surreys princess]

wow....amazing everyone was so harsh about someone venting...i can find 495609346734097 other posts in the lounge doing the same without the bullshit....your post mr passthechicken was well said, and i think those are some good rules....i hope the person/s you are having issue with, will wiseup to your ways, or be shown the door....

princess

[Amun]

sounds like you got some broke-ass lame friends, man.

id rather smoke by myself.

[pass the chicken]

rule number 15. i don't like kids so if you bring one controll the little fucker ... better yet leave their ass at home

[pass the chicken]

sounds like you got some broke-ass lame friends, man.

id rather smoke by myself.

its michigan i think we're famous for being broke as fuck or rich as shit no middle anymore here

[Amun]

lol yeah, middle class is kinda disappearing.


or everyones just gettin more broke.

i knew someone in michigan and she always had buds from canada. she was smoking like 24/7..but then she was hot as fuck and im sure everyone gave her shit for free.

my advice: get tits.

and a vag.

[pass the chicken]

yea us damn michiganders theres nothing to do so we smoke to forget theres nothing to do though the females i know around here is more shisty then the males

[rebgirl420]

rule: Dont kep telling me how high you are
rule: dont tell me about the mystical name of the weed were smoking, I dont care if its allegehny crotch rocket, just smoke it and leave it at that

[sgS2]

So fundamentally, I'm getting burgers in exchange for rare and difficult to acquire magical herb.

1. It is NOT rare whatsoever; rare is something youd see once or twice in a lifetime.

2. It is NOT difficult to acquire; sometimes slow, but never difficult, theres ALWAYS bud if you try and look harder.

[thcbongman]

What bothers me is when people demand you pack a bowl when they're sharing no weed, like they have an obligation to be smoked down by you. It's like be patient, if you hang with me there's no question you'll be smoked out.

Other than that I'm a relatively generous guy and karma returns the favor, sometimes it doesn't. It's simply not worth stressing about.

[rebgirl420]

1. It is NOT rare whatsoever; rare is something youd see once or twice in a lifetime.

2. It is NOT difficult to acquire; sometimes slow, but never difficult, theres ALWAYS bud if you try and look harder.

oh come on, dont be so serious. I think we all know what he means.

[pass the chicken]

WEED is a reward for hard work. no different then buying a 360 or ps3. You work save money and buy it. ain't shit owed to you in this life by anyone other then yourself.

ever notice the only people who argue with you about "house's rules" are usally the same people you made those rules for?