The Match Game

[BizzleLuvin]

so here are the rules: pick two cannabis.com members which you think would make a great couple, past or present. gender is irrelevant. and you cannot pick yourself. and dont make this into a popularity contest. just good clean fun.
i pick:
sensiride and skink, cause they're both smokin'

[Matt the Funk]

P4B and Bong30. Haha, dunno why but I think they would make a great couple, in terms of having stuff in common.

[slipknotpsycho]

samwhore and mastachronic...

or babyfacedabortion and orangeman

[geonagual]

Birdgirl and David Byrd
Slipnotpsycho and baby snookums

[Demeter]

Birdgirl and David Byrd
Slipnotpsycho and baby snookums

Hey, those are real couples, that's no fair!
I think Mrs. Greenjeans and Rebgirl would make an awesome couple, because every man on this board would like to see that sexy snuggle!

[slipknotpsycho]

Birdgirl and David Byrd
Slipnotpsycho and baby snookums

lol cheater....

:p and yes we make the perfect couple, cuz i love my wife and couldn't imagine being with anyone else...

[BabyFacedAbortion]

hhaha i love orangeman! <333

hmm

I think Mrs.GJ and Skink!!

[geonagual]

Oh yeah

Billionfold and Its a Plant. HAHAHA

[geonagual]

Your wrong

omegagodly and Bob the Awesome

[BizzleLuvin]

billionfold and slipknotpsycho
bfa and.......tokosan!

[BizzleLuvin]

geonagual and its a plant

[slipknotpsycho]

billionfold and slipknotpsycho
bfa and.......tokosan!

can't i atleast have BFA?

[BizzleLuvin]

who was the dude who like owls? i pick him and surrys princess

[BizzleLuvin]

can't i atleast have BFA?

you can share her with tokosan, bahahaha

[dutch.lover]

hmm Stinky and The Yeag! haha so what, i cheated...

let's hope this weekend goes amazing for them!

[slipknotpsycho]

you can share her with tokosan, bahahaha

i'll decapitate tokosan and me and her can bathe in his blood... O.O

[Samwhore]

samwhore and mastachronic...


:wtf:

thats all I have to say

[geonagual]

ill guess ill just stick with not getting any. lol.


Sorry dude..

How bout

omegagodly and bizzleluvin

You gotta be happy with that:jointsmile:

[savagepossum]

P4B and Bong30. Haha, dunno why but I think they would make a great couple, in terms of having stuff in common.

you could add torog in and have a threesome

[slipknotpsycho]

:wtf:

thats all I have to say

lol i had to pair yal two after that thread in sexuality a week or so back.

[geonagual]

geonagual and its a plant

Thats funny! I dont think we have ever even said a word to each other.

[Samwhore]

lol i had to pair yal two after that thread in sexuality a week or so back.

yes yes, we did have that thread, hm,

I wouldnt know about me and mastachronic, id tell him to cut his hair

[napolitana869]

bizzle and yoda

[birdgirl73]

DelusionsofNormality and Mrs Greenjeans would hit it off and have fun and make each other laugh. I would like to be in there as a third or an adopted child of theirs just for the laugh factor.

Torog and Bong30, not romantically but as sympathetic friends. They could insult liberals together.

Samwhore and Rebgirl, also as sympathetic friends, and they could flirt madly with all the boys everywhere and get all the teenage temptress tendencies out of their system in fine style.

I might pair Billionfold and BFA together just because I think there are some very different yet uniquely complementary personality facets there.

BizzleLuvin and ItsaPlant are both smart, sensitive, immensely likeable people and would make a good team, I suspect.

I would lovingly and happily pair me as a mother with Slipknotpsycho and Orangeman as my kids.

And for me? Well, I reckon I'll stick with Dave Byrd, but if I had to trade him in on a newer model, I'd probably bring Delusions of Normality, Geonagual, Skink and P4B in for final interviews in that succession plan. Whoever turns out to be the best kisser and the best cook will get the spot. Not sure any of them would go for that, though!

[Samwhore]

wow, I have odd pairings

[delusionsofNORMALity]

....but if I had to trade him in on a newer model, I'd probably bring Delusions of Normality, Geonagual, Skink and P4B in for final interviews in that succession plan. Whoever turns out to be the best kisser and the best cook will get the spot. Not sure any of them would go for that, though!
now i'm inspired. tell dave that the delusional one challenges him to a duel, roach-clips at thirty paces. after i've dealt with him......well, i have ways of dealing with my rivals. hell, i can even cook.

[cannabis campbell]

Orangeman and BFA lol

[slipknotpsycho]

DelusionsofNormality and Mrs Greenjeans would hit it off and have fun and make each other laugh. I would like to be in there as a third or an adopted child of theirs just for the laugh factor.

Torog and Bong30, not romantically but as sympathetic friends. They could insult liberals together.

Samwhore and Rebgirl, also as sympathetic friends, and they could flirt madly with all the boys everywhere and get all the teenage temptress tendencies out of their system in fine style.

I might pair Billionfold and BFA together just because I think there are some very different yet uniquely complementary personality facets there.

BizzleLuvin and ItsaPlant are both smart, sensitive, immensely likeable people and would make a good team, I suspect.

I would lovingly and happily pair me as a mother with Slipknotpsycho and Orangeman as my kids.

And for me? Well, I reckon I'll stick with Dave Byrd, but if I had to trade him in on a newer model, I'd probably bring Delusions of Normality, Geonagual, Skink and P4B in for final interviews in that succession plan. Whoever turns out to be the best kisser and the best cook will get the spot. Not sure any of them would go for that, though!

if you weren't my mom you'd be mine in an instant... NO ONE can compete with my cooking o.0 well maybe a few world renowned chefs... but i don't even follow recipes... 'im one of those cooks who looks at the food and decides instantly without thinkin (going by instinct) what it needs to make it astronomically good... lol.... and i perform this very well.... my recipes are in my head...

i just have that knack.. o.0 sometimes i do have a tendency to accidently over salt foods (mainly when it's something new i haven't worked with yet i love seasonings... without seasoning to me, food is just rice or beans... tasteless and un worthy >.> but upon the 2nd or third time, it's usually un-argueably fabulous...)

btw, these aren't my own concieited thoughts believe it or not... first cooking runs in my family, my dad had a knack for cooking and was a master chef for years upon years.. my mom was a home wife, but good enough to be cooking in those 100$ per meal resturaunts as a master chef.... (just never had schooling, experience or the oppurtunity)

no, all these things are things i've been told 1,000,000 times over (literally) i cook for nearly everyone, from friends to family... i've never had anyone look at me and tell me it was just ok, (i won't try new recipes on anyone other then those who i can take the critisim from.... when i've learned what food needs what to be the best, others are allowed to try it, but until then, it's kept between me and the wife, or before the wife, me and my grandparents)

but once it's been perfected there is nothing anyone can ever tell me to make it better.... o.0 i actually want to open my own resturant some day.... my burgers are (well were famous when we got together as family) among my entire family, everytime there was a get together i was the cook... the potatoe salad my grandma used to make, was specificly requested to be made by me by the time i was 10.. (i've been cooking for myself since like 7, and since 8 or so, myself and my grandparents, by 10, i was able to cook for my whole family)

<.< it can become bothersome alot.... i mean here i am wanting to be lazy, and my wife bascily begs me to make the food for her because it 'tastes better' ... and am constantly coming up with new recipes... any real cook doesn't need a recipe... a real cook goes by instincts... the recipes are for those who don't have that certain intuitionism, and need perfect directing..

you ask me and my mom for a recipe is gonna be like

(just as an example this isn't even a recipe lol.. just things i'ma name off the top of my head notice there is no measurement which is what i'm getting at)

fry the hamburger meat, add the thyme, and the basil, cook in til it's done, add the tomato sauce, garlic and onion, cook for awhile longer, add in the stewed tomatos, simmer until the spaghetti is ready....

the same recipe from someone else would be like

cook 1 lb. hamburger meat until evenly brown, add in 2 teaspoons thyme and 2 teaspoons basil... continue cook on high heat for 2 minutes, then add the 4 cans tomato sauce, 2 cloves minced garlic and medium chopped onion, simmer for 10 minutes, add in one can stewed tomatos and simmer another 10-15 minutes...

see the diffrence? we don't measure or time, we go by what we feel is right, we just compare the ingredients

[Samwhore]

damn slip, a huge post about your cooking

[slipknotpsycho]

lol i didn't mean it to ge tthat long... but i'm bored with nothin to do, so nothing to influence me to move on to somethign else lol....

[Samwhore]

I have nothing better to do either, thats why im on cann.

but have nothing to do here

[slipknotpsycho]

jack threads as usual o.0

[birdgirl73]

Well, I'm flattered, both at the idea that Del-Norm feels inspired--and at the idea of being seduced by food talk, Slip. I know P4B and Skink can both cook, too. I'm not sure about Geonagual, but we'd have hiking and nature walks even if he couldn't, and he likes rocks and geological things. What about a plural marriage? And Slip, you can cook to your heart's content in my kitchen. It's nice. Viking commercial-style range. My new Shun knives. Calphalon and All-Clad cookware. A big Sub-Zero fridge. Plenty of chopping blocks, sinks, and nice dishes. I think you could be very happy here, and I could be very happy with over-salted food. I'm a salt-aholic. Seriously.

That does it. Who's going to break the news to Dave Byrd? Frankly, with food in the picture, he's quite likely to throw this marriage wide open and look the other way. He likes me pretty well. But he loves food.

[Samwhore]

jack threads as usual o.0

theres no one to jack with:wtf:

[slipknotpsycho]

o.0 bring me to your house lol... i'll make you shit you never dreamed possible... (well, according to every compliment i've ever gotten... i'm actually usually very insecure about my talents... which only my wife actually knows so no, people aren't just tellin me that to not hurt me [incase anyone brought that up])

a good set of knives is a chefs best fuckin friend.... i have one good knife... =/ i think ima have to buy me a good set when i get my money in...

personally i perfer a WELL balanced, non-serated (easy to sharpen, generally easier to make precise cuts as well, as longs as it's sharp) and won't tear up foods and serated blades will tear up some foods... (cooked chicken for one, bread, there's quite a few the serated edge will rip more than cut tho)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

What about a plural marriage?

even as a small child he had a hard time sharing.

[birdgirl73]

Oh, dear, Del-Norm, say it ain't so! Would you reconsider?

Slip, you'd go nuts up here. You seriously would. And I'd gain the weight everyone's been eager to have me put back on. I think the problem has been that I have been doing the cooking until now. (If I cook it, I'm not very interested in eating it.)

Here's an important screening question: If I bring Slip on to cook for me while I continue this selection process, how many of you will still want to be match-candidates for me when I weigh 250 pounds? Who's in this game from thin to thick????

[slipknotpsycho]

lol...

o.0 i'm the same way tho... and everyoen i know who actually cooks for a family.. weird how that works.. you make the food and all of a sudden you're not hungry...

i mean you can be puking-hungry... coook for the family, then all of a sudden... you don't care to eat anymore >.< it irritates me so bad...i can take about 3-4 bites of my own food before i lost all intrest.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Oh, dear, Del-Norm, say it ain't so! Would you reconsider?

alas, with a heavy heart i must decline the honor. i could never share you with these mere mortals, the very thought of it is more than i can bear. my delicious cream sauces will never touch your sweet lips, my thousand delectable lamb recipes must follow me to my grave.

i am preparing now my final act. filling my largest bong to overflowing, i will leap to my doom. drowning my sorrow for this unrequited love.:bonghit:


or maybe not

[Skink]

Bizz and BFA
Geo and Kind Princess
Birdie and MastaCronic
Skink and Sensiride
MrsGj and Stinky

[slipknotpsycho]

lol that should be some 'aprroval for the female species' you know like those species htat have to impress the females before they can mate lol...

a cook off of all the competing males... whichever male can provide the best meal, wins o.0 (lol i'd be burried in females up to my ears <.<)

[slipknotpsycho]

Bizz and BFA
Geo and Kind Princess
Birdie and MastaCronic
Skink and Sensiride
MrsGj and Stinky

you wish o.0

[Skink]

Hey Bizz said it first and I just agreed...


SamWh and BF

[Samwhore]

slip, if you ever cooked for me, youd have to cook gormuet, no fried chicken I want fancy food

[slipknotpsycho]

lol.. telling me to cook high class food would be like telling mcdonalds to serve shitty quality fast food... anything else and you'd get crazy looks..

i especially love cutting foods open, and putting shit in them... like cheese stuffed pork chops (of course there is more that goes into it, but the cheese is the most noticable) or if i'm going for a meat only dish with tons of flavor... roughly chopped garlic cloves among other select secrets o.0

[higher4hockey]

i like to cook, but not for other people, other people are unapreciative fucks. and when they dont like it, i want to tell them to go fuck themselves! thats whats up.

[VaporDaddy]

Bong30 and Mrs. GJ
(make up sex!)
:jointsmile:

[Podge_Boro]

billionfold and skink

both old school, knowledgeable and funny

[yoda]

bizzle and yoda

hmmm, my girl may not like that, but how you doing bizzle? ;)

[Skink]

Yoda and Surrey's Princess!!!

[yoda]

Yoda and Surrey's Princess!!!

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[Skink]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

But Dallas???

[yoda]

But Dallas???

dallas can kiss ass

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

skink, your 2 posts away from hooking up with my fists :D