Craziest Place You've Ever Smoked!??!

[BigVTDave]

For me, Fire Escape to an Opera Building

[shadowfox]

I guess I'm pretty boring...I like to keep the paranoia down to a minimum, so I usually just smoke in safe places like my house.

The only semi-interesting place I've smoked was on top of a jungle gym at night. It was great, after you hit it you can go down the slide.

[LonerStoner]

On top of a 400 foot cliff. At 1 in the morning.

[poorman3]

on amtrack back in the early 80`s on our way to florida, also tripping on some blue barrel a/c. damn, what a ride! rode back on a boat up the waterway to southport n.c.

[jacquelyne]

THE ZOO

[Lulu]

In a confession box in the nun's chapel at school 1985:)

[RESiNATE]

hehehe, Lulu..were you like, "Bless me Father, for I am completely wasted bwhahahaha!"
Priest:"Well, say 7 Hail Mary's...and pass the fucking joint thru the mesh!!"

:D:D:D:D

[Lulu]

hehehe, Lulu..were you like, "Bless me Father, for I am completely wasted bwhahahaha!"
Priest:"Well, say 7 Hail Mary's...and pass the fucking joint thru the mesh!!"

:D:D:D:D
No ~lol~Thankfully place was priest-free at the time :D We (Elaine & I) had no lighter, so I had to light the joint off one of the candles on the alter and unfortunately lost most of my eyelashes~lol~Was fun tho' :p

[RESiNATE]

hahaha..have got mental image of you running around with your eye-lashes on fire!!
"Quick, Elaine..chuck the Holy water over me, FFS!!!"

lmfaoo:D

Surely, a baptism of fire?
*groans*

:D

[herbalfriend]

terminal 2 manchester airport toilets at 3am flight delayed 5 hours an i was pissed off !!!, the bosses office while he was away ( just for the hell of it ) , on top of empire state building last year . stay cool all, herbal.

[BigVTDave]

LOL Resinate

hehehe, Lulu..were you like, "Bless me Father, for I am completely wasted bwhahahaha!"
Priest:"Well, say 7 Hail Mary's...and pass the fucking joint thru the mesh!!"

[Mealin24.7]

smoked a bowl in the lobby of a hotel once. though the best time i ever had was on a trampling on a stary night at 4:20 am.

[buddymyfriend]

In my mates wardrobe a few years back, that was fun!! And on everystep of the stairs. We used to play this game called THE STAIR GAME. We would roll a two joints for every stair. A total of fourteen joints, including the very top stair. We would smoke a joint each insucession until we were at the top of the stairs. Great party game, killa on the herb.

[socks]

LOL sounds like fun buddymyfriend :D

I cannit think of nothing! Does this mean i'm boring?! I've been tempted lounged out on t sofa seats at an almost empty cinema, but its too risky grrrrr

Closet too crazy would be t entrance to my supermarket i guess..lol..how crazy am i!!! :o

[Buck268]

Me and my bro sat down right in the middle of a county road up north. Smoked two bowls in a row before any cars came...

But nothing is more enjoyable than taking a good 4 hour hike around Marl Lake and burning down a few J's.

[BOgart.bitch]

the jungle gym sounds cool and the confessional is just priceless lol.

hmm i smoked in the back of a tractor trailer before.. other than that.. i dont know.. nothing too out of the ordinary.

[Reefer Rogue]

craziest place i smoked was at "the rock" some well known smoke spot in strongsville ohio when me and my bud went up there 4 a road trip. the 2nd night we went there we were chased by the cops and we were so out of it running around ohio. we had no fuckin clue where we were. and another spot was in some guys out door shower type shed thingy. lol hard to describe

[NowhereMan]

man its a kinda stupid too but sorto funny
was at a bus station,got talking with a guy he couldnt roll so he ask me hey wanna burn one man,u look like u need it,beat all i was in uniform going home from army ,last trip as a soldier,so i said hell yea
we walked a lil while to the park ,very close like around the corner it seems nice fountians and ect,sat down rolled up and toked it all the way to a roach before i happen to look behind me and read what it said on the building with the big mirror windows huge letters made into the top of biuldings stone work.
the Federal Biulding Of Louisville (may have spelled that wrong)Kentucky
the place was home of the dea fbi cia atf and irs any other federal cops.

i about shit man pants, as i got the hell out of there.

[maryjanemama]

Well, this isn't exactly crazy but my friend Mike and I were supposed to sell tie-dye t-shirts at this flea market. We got in line with the rest of the vehicles and waited and waited...before too long we start passing a joint. Soon he decides to get out and get a drink. Finally the line starts moving only Mike's gone with the keys.

Some large bald man starts knocking on the window, "Little lady, you're gonna hafta move this truck." I'm like, "No...Mike's got the keys...he'll be back soon." Apparently, this is a big faux pas in flea market etiquette because the guy was pissed and made the rest of the cars go around the truck. When Mike came back the large bald man went up one side of him and down the other. But Mike just stood there, smiling, kind of even laughing and saying, "Duuude, I NEEDED A LEMONADE!" :D

[Byker]

No ~lol~Thankfully place was priest-free at the time :D We (Elaine & I) had no lighter, so I had to light the joint off one of the candles on the alter and unfortunately lost most of my eyelashes~lol~Was fun tho' :p

Bwaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaa! That's great! I'm glad you didn't get caught. I mean, I can see Fathers Ted and Dougal coming up to you, saying, "Do you have enough for everyone?", at about the time Father Jack rolls in, screaming, "FECK! WEED! GIRLS! SPLIFFS! FECK!"

I used to get high in the Boston Public Garden, before I went to work at a hifi shop in the early 1980s.

One day, I'd just finished a bowl, when I heard a noise behind me. I turned and saw a cop on a horse, walking across the grass, making a straight line for me. I tried to act verrrry casual.

Then he shouts, "Hey!". I turn and say, "Yeah?". At this point, I was close to peeing myself.

"That your dog?", he bellows, pointing at a stray.

"Uh, no!", I stammer, most puzzled. "YAH SURE?", he shouts, clearly not believing me.

"No," I reply, "Really. Never even noticed that dog." And the pooch wandered away from me, clearly not knowing who I was.

The cop went away. And that was a moment of Good Karma.

These days I'd never smoke in public. Too much risk, too little reward.

[Byker]

Another time, when I was 19, I was swimming in an eddy in a stream in northeastern Connecticut, near the University of Connecticut. This was a beautiful place, where a creek made a short waterfall into a small basin in the stream. It was a hot July day, in the 90s, and it was great to be in this cool water.

There was nobody around, so we rolled a joint and decided to light it up. Then I got an idea --

Behind the waterfall, there was a ledge with maybe 2 - 3 feet of space in front of it. When you got back there, the water would pass over your head and leave you dry.

We decided to get a lighter, and bring the joint behind the waterfall to smoke it. We wrapped the jay in a plastic baggie, and brought it in.

We fire it up, and suddenly, this cute girl in a bikini, who was about our age pops her head into the waterfall. "You guys are tokin' up?", she said. "Can I have some?".

"Uhhh," I thought, "Gosh ... THANK YOU, GOD!".

So she comes in between us and we get high. We exchange names, and the usual details. Then, because my bud and I were planning to buy some steaks and have a cookout for supper, I asked her if she'd like to join us.

"Oh, cool!", she says. "You're coming on to me! That's neat!".

At this point, I knew that I wouldn't be able to stand up for awhile, not without emberrassment, anyway. :D

Then she said, "Well, my boyfriend dropped me off while he goes to get some beer, so I can't, but thanks for the offer." That was an awshit moment, to be sure.

When the boyfriend arrived, she introduced us. The he got some brews from the cooler, brought them into the waterfall, and we sat there drinking and hanging out.

He was a nice guy, good looking, with a pretty girlfriend, so what could I do but wish 'em both the best?

And that was one damn fine afternoon.

[BalliN]

the bank drive thru on a saturday 20 minutes before it closed
ohio caverns rest rooms, field trip 8th grade

[robert42]

I ONCE SMOKED OUTSIDE A OLDPERSONS HOME WHILST MY M8 VISITED HIS NAN AND THIS OLD MAN SAT NEX TO ME ON THIS BENCH AND WAS RAMPLING ON ABOUT THE 60's AND SHIT SAYIN HOW HE SMOKED WEED FOR 2 YRS WHEN HE WAS IN HIS 30s I OFFERED HIM SUM WEED HE ONLY TOOK 1 PULL THO BUT IT WAS A FUNNY TIME I REMEMEBR THIS OLD GUY HAD NAPPIES ON AWWWW I CANT WAIT TO BE SO OLD I CANT MAKE IT TO THE TOILET :D

[The C]

I dunno, you gotta smoke in side porta-poties at public events, expecially when thiers a waiting line, lol!.

People in the line seeing smoke comming out the vents!!!

Like the creeping mist...

[stokes]

I used to do one-hits right at my desk in class when the teacher left the room ... and he left a lot. :eek:

[Mrs PotatoHead]

Weirdest place for me was with Mr Tater at my dad's place with my step mum and dad. It was such spin out........I couldn't relax at all but Mr Tater had no problem's and that made it weirder and funnier. Especially when my step mum got the munchies. Neither my dad or I had much probably cos we were both really weirded out by it all.

[azsmidee]

Midnite shift on the flightline loading missles and rockets and 20 MM ammo for the gun on F-4's , F-15's....all of the 3

[azsmidee]

wanna hear more........ just ask

[Mrs PotatoHead]

I think I would need to be stoned doing that I couln't cope with it.

so I don't think I wanna hear more....but a toke would b nice... :)

Would you like some?

[Torog]

Howdy Y'all,

I've sparked it up in all kinds of wierd places,like back when I was a teenager,one night,nice and warm,one of my old girlfriend's and I,climbed up onto a water tower,took off all of our clothes and sparked a doobie up,while enjoying the nice warm breeze...lol. It was like 2 am in the mornin,it seemed like even the cops were taking a nap..we didn't git caught-and it wasn't the last time we went up on the water tower and toked..but we didn't risk stripping again,either..lol.

When I was roughnecking on a drilling rig,one of my favorite places to to toke,was when I went up to the crown,to grease the bearings..it was a 146 foot mast,ontop of a 24 foot sub-structure..about 170ft up..it was a great view ! I also liked to toke it up under the sub-structure,in the dark,with water,chain oil and drilling mud,raining down on me..I carried a little bowl with me,so it was easy to cover it with my hand to keep the gunk out..lol. Then there was every roughneck's favorite-taking a 5 gallon bucket and a roll of toilet paper,out to the woods to take a dump..didn't even have to dodge the driller-and got to sit down ! lol

I've toked it up,under houses,ontop of houses and in the attics,driving a forklift,a dump truck and in a tree once,when I had to escape some wild boars ..daggumit-lol. It was right at sundown..it got dark-they didn't leave - so I wound up sleeping in that tree..lol They bedded down near-by,for the night..good thing I had my trusty pipe and weed with me ! lol

Y'all have a good one...Torog :D

[HigHAnneXities]

Once on a 11 hr train trip from Oregon to L.A. we smoked a doobie between the rail cars, then the conductor came thru, and we thought we were busted but didn't want to put it out, so we hung our hand out the window, but the wind grabbed it out of our hands, and bye bye it went :(

Once way up on a logging road, away from any civilization, we got naked and blazed up a doobie, figured it was safe enough, but a plane used to spot 'illegal crops' buzzed overhead, and came back around and around and around, I wonder if they were trying to catch us toking, or were just interested in our nakedness :D

Once at Great America amusement park we ducked between parked cars in the parking lot to blaze a doobie, but a shuttle bus bringing people back to their cars pulled up right next to where we were and started to unload people, we couldn't decide whether to just stay hunkered down or to pop up, we decided to just pop up out of nowhere and let 'them' wonder what the hell we were doing :p

[duppy man]

sundown in a cemetery in Glastonbury I got awakened by a guy saying you have to leave now I can see your very upset, have you been crying ? but i need to lock the main gates ???? i just shook my head very slowly and left wondering what the hell he was on....lock the gates

[kuulbns]

A friend's daughter told me recently that she used a vaporizer to get high in the shower while in the hospital after she had her baby.

[duppy man]

is that safe in a shower...

[robert42]

i thought u had to plug a vaporizer in :|

[drzscarface55]

in front of the police station

[AbandonNegativity]

Sitting down, leaning up against a car, watching the traffic go by on main street right in the middle of the day.

[NowhereMan]

Midnite shift on the flightline loading missles and rockets and 20 MM ammo for the gun on F-4's , F-15's....all of the 3

if that aint some kind of joke then
now i nominate you as crazyiest one yet


but what about the piss test i think,?

[heartsurgerysurviver]

In the bathroom , on a 747 on the way to the bahamas when the flight hit some bad weather. The jet was bouncing up and down, tilting amost sideways. I went into the bathroom, pushed down the sink drain , [ it causes a suction that pulls all the smoke out] and fired up a joint. By the way , the flight arrived, LOL
peace
heart

[GHoSToKeR]

me and a mate decided we had had enough of school for a while, and the teacher was a prick, so we lit a joint in english class lol

[welshfreedomfighter]

i had a cone whilst driving up the M5, my mate took the wheel for a few seconds, that was funny. i smoked a pipe with a gold fish in b4 and he's still alive.i remember we used to smoke in this old quarry, just as iwas about to light up me cone this moth landed on it, i smoked him aswell,that was funny as fuck.

[GHoSToKeR]

dude why do you like smokin animals? lol

[welshfreedomfighter]

at the time it's funny. i had a woodlice on a cone aswell, it popped haha. that was my teen days,

[Omun]

I seem to forget all my strange smoke spots when i havent been smoking for a good month or so. Let me try to think... not too much out of the ordinary except the occassional one-hit at a restaruant in the smoking section. and thats probably the most I have a dugout so I'll have to start smoking everywhere as soon as i take up smoking again (hopefully that will be next week)

[DontPassOnGrass]

about 8 at nite, it was dark, under the flagpole in front of my school, all i remember is that i was cold as shit but i jst wanted to do it