Smiley Story! keep it goin!

[five0addict]

idk if this has been done before but hey the idea just came into my head so im goin with it!
A story using all the smileys available to the cannabis.com forum.

only rule. ONE SMILEY PER POST.


this morning i woke up and :420thought: "i need to find me some marijuwana!"

[FreeVenice]

So I was standing on the corner trying to make money for the kids as :noel:. When I realized it wasn't X-mas, and this thread sucks. . .lol

seriously, just :microwave:.

[Samwhore]

this has been done before, I made a great one with nikiweiser, 40 oz, and the green fog, but doing this is basically a huge spam thread...


if you :weedpoke: your a whore.
LOL

[Matt the Funk]

Then I was like :wtf:

[smoke it]

i was too confused by all of this, so i took some hits from my :rastabong:

[Skrappie]

i was thinking of :giveflower: today

[dopefiend]

i haven't :stoned: for a while so this isn't that funny to me

[KindMidasSoundman]

I'm just gonna sit around doing this :S1:

[Samwhore]

Will Smith says "jiggy" because he cant get :giggity: with it

[Bongozoid]

so i was walking down the street and iran into a :pimp: smacking and requesting :twocents: from his ho

[Bree1978]

But then she whipped out her :chainsaw: and

[TheAtomicPunk]

if you :weedpoke: your a whore.
LOL

lol he's "Poking Smot" :wtf: hahaha

[IanCurtisWishlist]

i walked up through haight street today and some wannabe :hippy: dopeseller tried to sell me 2 grams of mexican shit weed for 50 dollars. then i shot him in the face and drank his blood and we lived happily ever after, except for the hustler who died on the scene. he died happily ever after because being dead is better than living homeless on haight street in march when it's raining fucking constantly. amen.

[ToDrunkToFish]

So I woke up, grabbed my :pipe: and my :baggy: . Soon after I was :yippee: and very :eat: . I asked my sister to make me breakfast but she was like :S4: and threw some :spam1: at me.

Then I turned into a :trooper:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

:S1:

[weedmaster]

so i said :wtf: and jumped on a :Tomcat: and went to

[the yeag]

:pimp: this guy looks like a drunken hobo.

[Pipe Dreams]

:yippee:

this boy looks like one dem dere chicker fuckers

[five0addict]

so i said :wtf: and jumped on a :Tomcat: and went to
jamaca and found a :rastasmoke: asked him if he was holdin. he said "jah mon!" i asked him how much and