i need to pass by friday

[IanCurtisWishlist]

hi hi hi people.

it has been some time since i have been on cannabis.com .. i just had a job interview this morning and the company seems as though they are going to hire me. the job is fucking fantastic and i'm impressed that they are actually considering hiring me. well i have to take a drug test sometime between tomorrow and friday.

some background about my habits: i've been smoking roughly 1 + gram of chronic everyday now for the past 2 years. the last time i smoked was this morning.

what i plan to do is drink a fuckton of water. yes,a fuckton is lots of water if you didn't know that already. and i also have the super detox drink (a detoxify one--no advertising intended), which i paid like 35 dollars for. i'm guessing that this should help keep the piss a yellow color, as well as mask any drug metabolites which might be present in my system. i'm wondering , at this point, if i have any chance of passing at all. i'm desperate. i fucking need this job.

so gimme your feedback. i command thee!

peace out ,

Ian

[FakeBoobsRule]

Fucktons of water will not help you get cleaner quicker. Drinking lots of fluid on the day of the test is the dilution method and water is not the preferred fluid. If you are a heavy smoker you should scrap the dilution and detox and either get clean pee from a friend or order synthetic pee and sub for your test.

[FourTwenty4Life]

lol you forgot to tell them that the fake pee has to be fresh and a certain temperature at the time of the test, or else you're completely screwed...Only real piss will be the right temperature when you figure in the time it's going to take you to get to the place, then usually there is a wait in the waiting room, by that time, your friends piss is no longer the temp it needs to be.

Dilution is the best method in my opinion, as long as you do it correctly. Read the sticky thread in regards to dilution and follow what it says on the very first post and you will be fine, has worked for me everytime.

[dusto2k3]

its not hard to keep it at temp by placing in a jimmy, unlubed and stashing under the balls.

[FourTwenty4Life]

lol just want I want, some1 else's piss touching my balls....NO THANK YOU :rasta: :rasta:

[dusto2k3]

tidiness is key, I didn't spill piss everywhere. Maybe you are a bit uncoordinated?

[FakeBoobsRule]

lol you forgot to tell them that the fake pee has to be fresh
actually most synthetic urine has a shelf life of 18 months.


and a certain temperature at the time of the test, or else you're completely screwed...

No I didn't forget this point either. I just didn't spoonfeed it to them because there is a sticky on subbing and they can read it.


Only real piss will be the right temperature when you figure in the time it's going to take you to get to the place, then usually there is a wait in the waiting room, by that time, your friends piss is no longer the temp it needs to be.
Obviously you have never subbed. If your secure the container right, your body heat will keep the sample at the right temp indefinitely. We are warm blooded animals, not cold blooded. I have kept sampls at the right temp for over 8 hours.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

well i don't have to take the drug test until sometime next week. so i am going to drink a whole bunch of water and cranberry juice and not smoke and drink a detox drink and hopefully everything should work out fine. if not i am going to kick myself in the ass repeatedly. and then smoke a blunt to cope with my loss :jointsmile:

[WakingDream]

Drinking gallons of water alone will not help you. In fact if you drink too much you could get a "Dillute" and then they will probably re-test you. Exercize is important. Vitamin b12 to make your piss more yellow.

Too much water can lead to Water Intoxication. Water Intoxication & Hyponatremia (http://chemistry.about.com/cs/5/f/blwaterintox.htm)

Not likely but it could happen.

Metabolizm is another factor. Some people metabolize the thc quicker. I think a week's time is too short if you have been smoking for 2 years straight. I'd say minimum 2.5 to 3 weeks. When/if I need to take a test i'll have to quit for a month since ive toked every day for years too.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

so i am guessing the XXTRa clean drink won't help as far as helping the negative dilution thing?

[FakeBoobsRule]

Drinking gallons of water alone will not help you. In fact if you drink too much you could get a "Dillute" and then they will probably re-test you. Exercize is important. Vitamin b12 to make your piss more yellow.


Good advice about the water but it is vitamin B-2 or a B-Complex high in B-2and not B-12 that turns your piss day glow yellow.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

Good advice about the water but it is vitamin B-2 or a B-Complex high in B-2and not B-12 that turns your piss day glow yellow.

day glow yellow? have you been reading tom wolfe lately? :jointsmile: