Any Way Without Light?

[santa]

Yo.. might seem like abit of a stupid question.. but is there any way i could grow some weed without any light atall.. say in a closet or a wardrobe.. just wondering if there is some sort of substitute available?

cheers :thumbsup:

[ericwt]

Sure. The sun.

[stinkyattic]

lol you're joking i hope... if so, good one. if not... :eek: i've got some dehydrated water for you...

[bongerstonerd00d]

I have powdered water, but I dont know what to add.......




b0nger

[MOBABN]

yeah just go in the room and flick your lighter on a few times every hour or so, make sure its a Bic also. That should get you a few ounces!!! :thumbsup:

[invision]

yeah just go in the room and flick your lighter on a few times every hour or so, make sure its a Bic also. That should get you a few ounces!!! :thumbsup:

nice im going to try this, wish i had more hands and fingers now :(

[orangeman]

Without light, there is no plant.

[BlazeIdo]

WTF, I have met many intelligent people on this forum and some not so intelligent. But you get the cake buddy.

[xmordeciax]

did you pass 5th grade science?

[smokealot123]

techicually < and i dont know how to spell that but u can grow the plant to a certain extent without light :) also no i did not pass 5'th grade science lmao.. got expelled for takeing a Quarter to school, some bitch ratted me out :()

[BlazeIdo]

R u santa, if not he wasn't asking you...and its technically.. Dont support that idiot..This forum is for people looking for answers to reasonable questions. Hes wasting mine and your time.

[MOBABN]

nice im going to try this, wish i had more hands and fingers now :(

nah man thats why i said a BIC all you need one and maybe a good flick or two every hour or so man, if ya get anything other than a bic then yeah your gonna need a few.....by the way with this method your plant is done in only 3 weeks so its really fast and easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stinkyattic]

but u can grow the plant to a certain extent without light please describe where the energy to complete photosynthesis comes from, then! I'm ALL ears.

[exhashsmoker]

just get yourself some magic beans from fairy land.com they are kind of expensive and imaginary but I hear they work great!

[xmordeciax]

lol this thread should be made STICKY cause its hilarious!

[orangeman]

techicually < and i dont know how to spell that but u can grow the plant to a certain extent without light :) also no i did not pass 5'th grade science lmao.. got expelled for takeing a Quarter to school, some bitch ratted me out :()

Yeah your plant might sprout out of the seed but it will soon then die after light has been kept from it for so long. But no growth will take place. It's just not possible. That's why there's more than enough sun outside when it's time for plants to sprout and grow.

[Gatekeeper777]

let me "ENLIGHTEN YOU"
no light, no life.

[Gatekeeper777]

Yo.. might seem like abit of a stupid question.. but is there any way i could grow some weed without any light atall.. say in a closet or a wardrobe.. just wondering if there is some sort of substitute available?

cheers :thumbsup:

WHOA!! didnt know you smoked Santa next year stop by and have some brownies and leave the cheap hydrox cookies to the neighbors.
If i leave ya some damk bud will you leave me the lexis?

[Chronic Chrissy]

techicually < and i dont know how to spell that but u can grow the plant to a certain extent without light :) also no i did not pass 5'th grade science lmao.. got expelled for takeing a Quarter to school, some bitch ratted me out :()

If I were you I would be ashamed of that whole statement.

[BlazeIdo]

seconded

[wakdady]

wow, i wonder how this guy is gonna feel when he reads this thread again. although it is a no brainer. i'm sure minimal light could get something going, but thats it.

[faithlessxxx]

I think you might get a cm or two perhaps. Not sure what the yield would be from that, maybe go a high yielder like PPP?

I wonder if theres any way they can grow without light and space? So you could, like, grow them in your pocket? Or in the fridge or something cool?

[bongerstonerd00d]

This thread is a waste of fucking bandwidth. I hope one of the Mods deletes soon...........

[MOBABN]

This thread is a waste of fucking bandwidth. I hope one of the Mods deletes soon...........

highly doubt it.

[wakdady]

it's not like a big dump truck, it's more like a series of tubes.

[Gatekeeper777]

it's not like a big dump truck, it's more like a series of tubes.


ROFLMAO:stoned:

[crashtestway]

if you are new and looking to grow a few plants try cfl 150w but you need some kind of light if you need any help pm me dude :S1:

[Matt the Funk]

This thread is wayyy too funny.

[MinusRyan]

yeah just go in the room and flick your lighter on a few times every hour or so, make sure its a Bic also. That should get you a few ounces!!! :thumbsup:

Fucking hilarious dude.

[Chronic Chrissy]

wow, i wonder how this guy is gonna feel when he reads this thread again.
Maybe he'll feel like going back to elementry and making some thing of himself, as a past drop out who did go back I can say that. Also what is a 5th grader doing with weed, that's ways wrong, I should know I was there once too, but never selling and carrying.

[fsunoles]

lol lol!! speechless this is classic!!

[4x5]

Sounds to me like he A: has no money because he is a child; B: Doesn't wanna get caught by mum because he is a problem child; C: Looking for the easiest way to do it because he has no real patience or cash (see A)to spend growing between getting high and rebelling against the world...

Get a job, grow up, stop huffing propane and LEARN!

[divestoned]

yea man put a couple seeds in a bucket of gravel and set it in a dark closet...you'll have gravel in no time.

[wakdady]

speaking of school... anyone ever heard of john taylor gatto?
The Six-Lesson Schoolteacher, by John Taylor Gatto (http://www.cantrip.org/gatto.html)
read this short essay, very good.

sorry for the threadjacking

[MOBABN]

speaking of school... anyone ever heard of john taylor gatto?
The Six-Lesson Schoolteacher, by John Taylor Gatto (http://www.cantrip.org/gatto.html)
read this short essay, very good.

sorry for the threadjacking

ya you pretty much ruined it :( haha

[stinkyattic]

Sounds to me like he A: has no money because he is a child; B: Doesn't wanna get caught by mum because he is a problem child; C: Looking for the easiest way to do it because he has no real patience or cash (see A)to spend growing between getting high and rebelling against the world...
Get a job, grow up, stop huffing propane and LEARN!ROFLPMFP f'real.

[MinusRyan]

Maybe he could hold a mirror out his window reflecting the sun light in to hit the pot and maybe he could hold the mirror for 3 days straight. Then maybe a seedling will sprout then he could smoke the 2 leaves it produced then say he smoked pot. botta-bing.

[ghostofduke]

any1 else notice this guys been on this since 05 and has 126 posts?

[AmazingBlazing]

Wakdaddy, after reading the essay "The Six-Lesson Schoolteacher", i can see why you thought you might be thread jacking. Damn good essay. i want more

[PrideOfCucamonga]

Light (the sun) is the source of all life, including me and you. There are a few organismism that live without light, but its very rare

[MOBABN]

Light (the sun) is the source of all life, including me and you. There are a few organismism that live without light, but its very rare

ok?

[Mean Green Charlene]

Leave Santa alone or hes just gonna give you coal :o

[faithlessxxx]

Starting to feel sorry for the guy. Hes just a young kid, if you check his profile. You'll have to wait a couple more years Santa, but you'll grow your own soon ;)

[BOYZNUS]

yeah just go in the room and flick your lighter on a few times every hour or so, make sure its a Bic also. That should get you a few ounces!!! :thumbsup:


BUT WHAT WILL THAT DO FOR YOUR HEAT SITUATION??
FLAME MAKES LOTS OF IT.

[BOYZNUS]

Maybe he could hold a mirror out his window reflecting the sun light in to hit the pot and maybe he could hold the mirror for 3 days straight. Then maybe a seedling will sprout then he could smoke the 2 leaves it produced then say he smoked pot. botta-bing.

THAT WOULD BE CHEATING. HE WANTED TO DO THIS WITH NO LIGHT AT ALL.


(and btw,,, you need no light to make a seed sprout).

[santa]

LMAO.. wow thats the funny thing about this forum..

if you ask for advice on something realistic.. very few people can really be fucked to help you out... everyone's stoned

you say something wrong.. or something stupid.. and suddenly we have 45 posts of abuse...

now THAT is funny :jointsmile:

peace :thumbsup:

[stinkyattic]

if you ask for advice on something realistic.. very few people can really be fucked to help you out....you say something wrong..... and suddenly we have 45 posts of abuse...


Shit.
We ARE all getting coal.
The big guy in the red suit was testing us.

[orangeman]

Shit.
We ARE all getting coal.
The big guy in the red suit was testing us.

Lol at least we still have bud for Christmas :stoned:. Wow...I can't feel my face.

[Gatekeeper777]

he could use his night light

[MOBABN]

:( damn santa. that was a crucial test. Santa-1 MOBABN-0

[MOBABN]

420th post. sorry. hah.

[wakdady]

420th post. sorry. hah.

i'll smoke to that:jointsmile:

[BOYZNUS]

he could use his night light

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE ASKED RUDOLF TO LIGHT HIS NOSE UP?

[fishman3811]

maybe his elves can make him some light sabres and he can use those...

[Gatekeeper777]

maybe his elves can make him some light sabres and he can use those...

he could use the blue ones to veg with and the red sabers to flower.
MAY THE BUD BE WITH YOU!

[fishman3811]

he could use the blue ones to veg with and the red sabers to flower.
MAY THE BUD BE WITH YOU................... and when he has finished smoking his weed he can jump in the millanium falcon and go fight darth vader.....

[Gatekeeper777]

he could use the blue ones to veg with and the red sabers to flower.
MAY THE BUD BE WITH YOU................... and when he has finished smoking his weed he can jump in the millanium falcon and go fight darth vader.....

He only gets 52.6 MPG and thats sub warp.......
take a look
Hybrid Mileage Database - GreenHybrid (http://www.greenhybrid.com/compare/mileage/car/617.html)

ROFLMAO:thumbsup:

[PlantBoxer]

Sure just cut out the backside of the wardrobe, then thru your wall, wala, sun for part of the day anyway...then use mirrors!! Good luck!!

[Gatekeeper777]

the melinium falcon is made by toyota. it's a hybrid.

[fishman3811]

LOL or he could ask Spock to beam him up because there is no intelligent life down here.oohh wait thats star trek damm.the sun is frying my brain or is it the weed?wait a minute its that sunless weed thats going around fuck its powerfull.

[growinforthefuture]

do mushrooms need light to grow? i don't even feel like looking it up because i do not care, but it seems somewhat relevant to this thread

[Bree1978]

yes

[mafia819]

buy a candle rack and light them all up... then watch the bud growing..!

[fishman3811]

you can always hang up a picture of the sun

[invision]

dont you think this thread can die now??

[JackdaWack]

yeah my thoughts exactly invision im only posting becuase its still at the top.

[xmordeciax]

Leave Santa alone or hes just gonna give you coal :o

hahaha tru

[xmordeciax]

he could use his night light

hahahah I LOVE IT

[xmordeciax]

do mushrooms need light to grow? i don't even feel like looking it up because i do not care, but it seems somewhat relevant to this thread

yes and no, they need light to know what direction to grow in, but the fungus itself can grow in the dark.