Do you have All you can eat friends????

[potsmokingnome]

Or is this just me? Me and the x have what I like to call an all you can eat friend! the last time she stayed over she raid our fridge and cuboards! she ate all the chips in the house (even opened a a bag and finished the whole thing off herself!!) she used up the majority of our eggs, ate all our cereal, we ordered pizza and she ate more then halff!! The thing I don't get is she is a tiny little thing that can eat like a huge plimp!! It pisses me off that she comes here to eat! anyone else have "friends" like this who just eat what they want? Icould personally never do that to anyone...I only eat what is offered to me, not whatever I can get my hands on! and the best part she's been on a cleanse of her body (hasn't eaten in a week, except drink juice and shit) and I bet when she gets back she'll be hungry as hell, and try to eat all her food......I'd tell her to fuck off but she gives us great deals on weed lol

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I used to have friends like that.
Used to have.
I got tired of cooking for half the neighborhood and started making people help me clean the kitchen. Pretty soon, they stopped "dropping by to say hi" at dinnertime. I also started hiding all my chips and Little Debbies and soda upstairs in my bedroom, and keeping only milk and koolaid in the fridge.

[stinkyattic]

Naw, none of those, but I've got plenty of friends who drink all the beers hidden in the crisper drawer and never bring any over... fuckers...

[Skrappie]

I got tired of cooking for half the neighborhood and started making people help me clean the kitchen. Pretty soon, they stopped "dropping by to say hi" at dinnertime. I also started hiding all my chips and Little Debbies and soda upstairs in my bedroom, and keeping only milk and koolaid in the fridge.

You should try getting them to help you cook when they drop by, and just leaving it to them when they get started. A couple of times of this, and you'll either have someone interested in how you cook, or one less "friend" eating your shit.

[Pipe Dreams]

I used to have friends like that.
Used to have.
I got tired of cooking for half the neighborhood and started making people help me clean the kitchen. Pretty soon, they stopped "dropping by to say hi" at dinnertime. I also started hiding all my chips and Little Debbies and soda upstairs in my bedroom, and keeping only milk and koolaid in the fridge.


HAHAHA! Thats funny right there I dont care who yar.

But, I dont have friends like this. My smoking circle knows that everyone needs to have their own shit, and you dont eat whats not yours without asking.

[bong_man]

I got friends like this, but sure im like that to lol were all hungry bastards! come on u cant be a prick to your friends when they got the munchies :p

[napolitana869]

I bring food with me when I go to other peoples homes to smoke. My friends tend to bring thier own food, or order food when they get here.

[birdgirl73]

I have an all-you-can-eat son, who is a 20-year-old, highly metabolic, calorie-burning machine, which makes him very much like his father, except that at least his father's nearly three decades older so he no longer has a metabolic rate that requires (or can handle) food in such volumes. Our food bill goes up by 50% when the boy's home from school. And he knows all the hiding places, too. It's not easy, especially not considering that all his friends are the same way and they tend to converge here, too, when he's in residence. This past Christmas holiday, I began putting things I wanted to hang onto in my next-door neighbor's refrigerator garage to get it out of his range.

[Kenji1121]

LOL

[savagepossum]

ha! i got the muchies at a mates house and basicly eat his entire food stock lol it was his fault for unlocking the kitchen door he knows what i'm like when i got the munchies

[NextLineIsMine]

luckily I have slim friends

[slipknotpsycho]

used to, but i didn't really care, he was more of a garbage disposal, eating all teh week old foods and shit in our fridge we'd just throw out anyways...

[surreys princess]

you shouldnt talk about me like that nome....hmpf... ;)

[Skink]

I have no freinds and people think I'm weird???

[thcbongman]

I let my friends eat whatever they want.

But most of them can't, because I usually make some curry, or some super-spicy food. Keeps the dogs at bay!

[ValkyrieAg]

I am an all you can drink dr pepper person. I drink about 2 dr peppers per day.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm taking it you mean 2 liters?

[BabyFacedAbortion]

ALL of my friends are like that, I get sent downstairs atleast 4 times a night just to get food (and A LOT of it)..I fucking hate it, I don't care what you eat (mom does though) I just don't feel like making it for you. My theory? If you're here long enough to ASK for food, get your ass downstairs and make it yourself.

[ValkyrieAg]

A LITERACOLA!

EDIT: Thats how many cans I drink at my friends house....sometimes i bring him a 12 pack to keep up relations...

[ValkyrieAg]

Just occured to me.....theres also 'being a good host'.

Noone comes to my house and isn't offered a drink. If I go to someones place, I almost expect a drink. Thats just a southern thing maybe. "Would you like some tea, darlin'?"

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I always offer people food and drinks, but when it's acceptable.

[slipknotpsycho]

if someone comes to my house i expect they ask for it :wtf: anyone that hangs around me knows i have no problem givin away drinks, even if it's like the last soda or something lol.... i guess i treat my friends more like 'friends' then aquantinces..... ever notice when you first go somewhere they ask you if you want a drink, but when you get used to being there it's like "can i grab a drink?" lol...

with reasonable exceptions, anything in my house is yours for the asking...

of course there has been once or twice in my life where af riend of mine, has brought a friend of theirs over, that i hate, and they hate me, and we both clearly know this, and they ask anyways... i won't say no if it's a drink.. i'll be like "go grab you soem water" o.0 then usually the friend that brought them will go grab a glass and get one for themselves and i'm like "oh, YOU don't got to get water, you can have anything you want"..

i'm not usually a dick, but if you know i hate you, and you hate me (a mutual thing, and trust me it is mutual lol... it's actually happened a couple of times) fuckin leave once you realize it's my house.... :wtf: i dunno what some people are thinking... but if i walked into someone's house with a mutual friend only to discover, it was someone i had problems with in the past... i'd turn to my friend and be like (well dude you know, i really need to jet, i'll catch up to you later)... seems like common sense to me?

[BabyFacedAbortion]

ahha the last time someone I hated showed up, I told them "I hate you, go away" and kicked them out. :) They don't even get water:P

[ericwt]

Two words:

Exlax Brownies

[Reefer Rogue]

My friends have respect.

[DudemeisteR420]

ya but when they shit them out they are hungry again

[LazySmoking420]

If they want something to drink, I'll grab them a beer.

It's either beer or water.... And no food... Dont like it get out of my house. Simple as dat...

[potsmokingnome]

you shouldnt talk about me like that nome....hmpf... ;)

Icky, you can eat all my food anyday! Because if you were eatin my food, that means you were visiting me, and bringing me scraps! ;)


but yeah normally I'm a good host i don't mind sharring, but when people help themselves and over do it, thats a bit much! next time she comes over we are hidding all the good stuff LOL

Its acceptable, to eat some food, but don't eat all my food!!