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kronos416
03-07-2007, 05:22 AM
Does anyone know what kind of drug test a pain management doctor gives? I am a patient and tend to smoke from time to time its the only thing that helps the neuropathy pains i get in my legs that feel like im getting stabbed with an ice pick in them do to being a diabetic. Have noticed from past smoking that is has also helped with my vision and eye pressure which tends to be a little on the high side. Cant tell the doc or ill get cut off the meds i take for my herniated discs which i only take when my back really gives me problems. I still live in a state in which they havent passed for medical marijuana as of yet but the bill is coming up again this next year and i hope it passes then i shouldnt have to worry about the bullshit blackmail drug testing contracts in which they make you sign under duress. Wish i could smoke like i used to but only puff as needed and also worry about when i get the surprise wizz quiz. Have been thinking of subbing some one elses piss for when i have to take mine i was also wondering if i could use a females piss sample who is on same pain meds as me and get away with it? I dont get watched just sent into bathroom with the bottle to give sample then back out and drop into bag to get shipped off somewhere..... anyone else in same boat as me on here? anyone knowledgable with information i seek please enlighten me.... thanks

FakeBoobsRule
03-07-2007, 06:22 AM
You can use any gender piss. However, many pain management doctors look for opiates in the urine. If you don't have any many will take that as a sign you are selling your meds.

To smoke pot and get pain management meds, I suggest you get clean from the pot then store some of your own urine while on opiates. You may then want to invest in a whizzinator and dethaw 2-3 ounces the day before your visit and always carry in this urine. Frozen urine is good for about 1 year.

kronos416
03-11-2007, 02:13 AM
I have a friend and she is on same pain meds.... so if they cant check gender then i should be fine switching her piss for mine? am i correct?...

Burnt Toast
03-11-2007, 12:04 PM
Thats correct. Testing devices which analyze for drugs, have no ability to determine the gender of the donor.