The very long poem game.

[JaggedEdge]

I'm bored and thought this place needed a semi fun game.

The Very Long Poem Game

Rules:

The poem will bill be an ABCB rhyme scheme.

For example:

User 1:
I walked to the door
Who could it be?
Oh my god it's a stripper
staring at me!

User 2:
She tied me to a chair
And pulls out a whip.
Oh my god.
Please stop biting my lip.

That's horrible I know... But you get the idea, line 2 and 4 should rhyme. Lines 1 and 3 don't have too. Please include only 4 - 8 (one-two stanza's)fairly short lines per post.

I will let the first person to respond, start our poem, or you could just continue from the example. This may fail, but I think it will be fun...

Now lets begin.

There once was a man
Who lived by a lake
One day he chocked
On a Frosted Flake

So I will to you the story
The life of poor Billy Bob Joe
Yeah, three first names
Strange, I know

continue...

[Coelho]

He lives in a strange world,
Into a stoner's head,
So he really cant know
If he is alive or dead.

[bobthenuker]

He'd smoke a joint in the morning
Smoke a joint in the afternoon
Smoke one in the evening
Sadly, many people saw him as a loon

[thcbongman]

he lived a promiscuous life
painted his nails and toes
with expressions of his solitude
to match his godly afro

[Blowboy]

One day he packed his bags and decided to leave
When he saw the doors were closed and he could not.
So he sat down, rolled a joint
and smoked some pot.

[thcbongman]

He felt a rush of immense energy and pleasure
his teeth chattering like wheels on a train track
he felt like cleaning his room in his state of vertigo
that when Billy Bob Joe realized he smoked crack