Theres this girl on Judge Hatchett that rolled a joint with a page from the bible.

[Sweeney]

I never think marijuana is a sin considering he put it on earth, but that is one thing I will never do is tear up a page of the bible to roll a joint and smoke it.

[JunkYard]

I've known people that's done it, lol! It actually makes for a decent smoke (from what I hear). :D I wouldn't do it, either man. Not that I think it matters, its just my bibles are all over 100 dollars and I'd just soon go buy some papers or smoke out of a friggin can than use any of them, lol!


Junk~

[jdmarcus59]

buy a pipe, ther cool looking, dont be weard

[Grava Flave]

haha i mighta done it wayy back in the day

but i got glass rolling papers (those clear ones, for those of u that dont know)

theyre the shiiiot, why roll wit ne thing less?

[Amun]

yeah, ill never roll a joint with a page of the bible again....

no one tells you that:

1) theres so gum, unless you take one from another paper...and..
2)the ink tastes like shit and im pretty sure kills your lungs.

[smoke it]

ive done it. i used honey for the glue. it tasted like shit and i think im going to hell, but fuck it, i got high
:S5:

[slipknotpsycho]

not only have i done it, but i didn't think twice about doing it...

[Breukelen advocaat]

I woudn't smoke it. It would probably be safe to use if you ran out of toilet paper, though.

[Oneironaut]

What's so bad about burning part of the Bible? It's just a bunch of ink squiggles on paper. It's not like it'll hurt anybody or like it's the last Bible on Earth or something (although I'd consider burning the last Bible on Earth if I had it...).

[Pass That Shit]

What's so bad about burning part of the Bible? It's just a bunch of ink squiggles on paper. It's not like it'll hurt anybody or like it's the last Bible on Earth or something (although I'd consider burning the last Bible on Earth if I had it...).

Instead of burning it, you would have the other option of selling it and becoming very rich. :D

[marleyfan]

I say just tear out the stupid parts or the parts where god doesnt seem chill ... like when he used fire and brim stone ... ya ive done it , i do it, and wouldnt you know it im doing it right now. AND IM NOT GOING TO HELL FOR IT

[orange floyd]

ive done it mad times. i never had to use anything besides saliva to seal it, and it wasnt like i had to sit there licking it, it stuck right away. teh smokes kinda harsh but it didnt bother me really

[sharer6969]

Unfortunately this poor girl associates the Bible with the dickweed authority figures she's angry with. This is really sad, because in some ways the Bible is one of the most revolutionary and punchy documents man has ever possessed.

Given this, it is really between her and God as to how "guilty" she is for what she did. Like Jesus Christ said upon the Cross, with regard to those who were nailing Him to the Cross - "forgive them Father, for they know not what they do."

[latewood]

burn her..she's a witch!

[latewood]

I'll bet that's a yes.

[harris7]

oh i've smoked using a page of the bible.

i did it because i ran out of papers, and it's the only book i'd rip a page from.

i love my other books too much

[froman471]

I'd consider burning the last Bible on Earth if I had it.


I would burn it in the hope that people would forget about christianity and this religion they are taught and determine with no outside interference what they believe in. also it might help to stop all these religous wars. Id prolly be crucified for burning it and in 1,000 years id get my own religion

O and if u couldn't tell im not a christian:jointsmile:

[AsianStoner420]

ill roll up a joint on it but the page that contains nothing like only the white page at the end,...but wtf? are you that poor and u cant afford rolling papers?

[mattmao]

does it matter if you go to hell for smoking a page from the bible,the only difference between heaven and hell is the price of weed!!

[PsychoticEpisode]

I'd never dream of rolling a joint from a bible, unless I'd run out of papers, in which case I would do it in heartbeat. I was made to read it as a kid and it was a self contradictory text that paints a dark and primitive view of the nature of the universe. Horrible book, should be banned.

[40oz]

I dont like poisionous ink on my papers.

[Reefer Rogue]

I'd smoke it.

[bobbygreenbear]

i'm a bible believing christian. i believe the bible, is the word of God, the original writings of the original authors in the original languages.

i don't think the translations of copies that we have are perfect (there are different manuscripts anyway), but i believe they're very close.

anyway, i wouldn't mind using a bible page to smoke. i just wouldn't want to tear up my bible :)

[PsychoticEpisode]

i'm a bible believing christian. i believe the bible, is the word of God, the original writings of the original authors in the original languages.

I'm curious about this. What motivated an omnipotent and eternal being to decide that the best way of getting his message out was to appear only to Jewish Men and rely on them to pass his wisdom on to the rest of the world, despite the fact that Judaism is not an evangelical religion. Why is it that God was happy in biblical times to do some really high profile stuff like the flood or parting the red sea, but today he only talks to schizophrenics and never does any headline grabbing miracles anymore. He doesn't even have a web page! For someone who was popping down for a chat with humanity every five minutes, he seems to have got really camera shy since cameras were invented.



i don't think the translations of copies that we have are perfect (there are different manuscripts anyway), but i believe they're very close.

There are a number of mistranslations of epic proportions that completely change the meaning of the stories in every important respect. My favourite is that the Hebrew for "young woman" was mistranslated as "virgin", but by the time anyone noticed the "Virgin Mary" myth had become too firmly established to challenge without being accused of heresy

[growinforthefuture]

why use a page with ink? they give you like 5 pages at the back of any quality bible to smoke at least 10 joints wqith...

[Triple-P]

"rollin ganja with bible papers see how high the lie can take us" - big pun

[jahjahjahjah]

I'm not necisarley into religion at all but that is so un-called for and terribly disrespectful.

[J-dubb206]

Hahaha i did that in 7th grade when people came to my middle school handing out free bibles.

[Peruvian Devil]

yo you get like 2 pages on the back of the bible just for that.
and if you want to you can go and smoke your favorite passage.:rastasmoke:

[Thinx]

I have smoked bible paper when i was in the guard house in the army they only let you have 2 cigs a day then it was 1972, I cant remember what was in it whether it was tobacco or belly button fluff, And I had to light it with an electric kettle element , whilst I was making the guard sergeants tea (and spitting in it) This is a true story

[onequickmove]

the Hebrew for "young woman" was mistranslated as "virgin", but by the time anyone noticed the "Virgin Mary" myth had become too firmly established to challenge without being accused of heresy

a "almah", a young woman or maid, would by definition be a virgin; young women that weren't married were virgins, well, for the most part; i think more study would be necessary to come to a definitive answer on this point; be careful getting your info from one source; what is your source?


there seems so much hostility against Christianity for unknown reasons; i wonder why

[Weed_Smoka]

when you translate "almah" into vergin it's a miss-translation

[Mark Bryan]

i'm a bible believing christian. i believe the bible, is the word of God, the original writings of the original authors in the original languages.

i don't think the translations of copies that we have are perfect (there are different manuscripts anyway), but i believe they're very close.

anyway, i wouldn't mind using a bible page to smoke. i just wouldn't want to tear up my bible :)
The original King James Bible (and most bibles prior to 1885) was written on hemp paper,and you can make ink from cannabis seed oil or melted hash resin! So I don't see where it's wrong to do so! I've never used a page to do so,but I Have packed a bowl or rolled a joint ON a bible while readin' the scriptures,so it's no big deal to me really.

[sordid]

I smoke bible joints all the time, I don't know what the mormons expected would happen when they showered my school in "pocket edition" new testaments.

[Jah420]

I smoke bible joints all the time

A part of me thinks it's disrespectful.. but I still laughed my ass off at that :S2:

[Tokingirl]

I always make sure i have laods of rolling papers so iv no need to tare up books lol

[hazetwostep]

been there, done that... nothing wrong with it. the pages are just like the pages in any other book. the writings may not be, but paper books are paper books. i am sure that god would not be offended, except that it probably is not very healthy and god cares about out health! :thumbsup:

[jessem98]

its ink on thin ass paper that can be used to smoke with. that is it. plus if i ever smoke a dube with a page of the bible, ill look for a blank one so i wont have to smoke ink

[PureEvil760]

I would'nt feel regret or anything from smoking the bible but papers are so cheap whats the point of doing that..the only thing i can think of is if your in a hotel room or somthing and dont have anything to smoke out of cause they usually have bibles in a drawer somewhere.

[Not An Addict]

I'm not necisarley into religion at all but that is so un-called for and terribly disrespectful.

My thoughts exactly..:thumbsup:

[TheAtomicPunk]

I've done this before, rolled a J with bible paper and went in the back of the church where they keep all the jesus props and smoke.(Haha I have a spell checker on and it doesn't recognize the word "jesus", wtf?)

[TheAtomicPunk]

i don't think the translations of copies that we have are perfect (there are different manuscripts anyway), but i believe they're very close.

It's a fact that in the 1500's, some King(as if I pay attention to details in history class) edited small parts of the bible to his own liking and destroyed all previously known copies and printed a revised version, is that not horrible? I want to know what he changed...

[hazetwostep]

its ink on thin ass paper that can be used to smoke with. that is it. plus if i ever smoke a dube with a page of the bible, ill look for a blank one so i wont have to smoke ink

exactly

[shocker69]

there are a couple problems smoking from the bible that i have.
1) smoking the raw smoke from a joint in the first place isn't the most healthy thing in the world, add in ink and the chemical heavy paper they print on and thats just being rude to your lung.
2) the bible is literature and i have a deep and profound respect for all litterature just because words can be such a mirical.

that being said im not christian and if others want to smoke from the bible thats no biggie its not like the world is having a shortage of bibles, at the same time ur not gonna find me smoking a bible jay any time soon.

[greenvoodoo]

i done it

but I used a blank page and it was one of those little bibles so I think its ok :thumbsup:

[zeebo phillips]

I say just tear out the stupid parts or the parts where god doesnt seem chill ... like when he used fire and brim stone ... ya ive done it , i do it, and wouldnt you know it im doing it right now. AND IM NOT GOING TO HELL FOR IT

Amen.

Or just rip out one of the blank pages or double title pages.