What's a good excuse to go out? thread

[FUNKNUGGET]

Hey everyone this may sound stupid but I need to have a reason to tell my parents to go out for about half an hour...It's a school night and I need to pick up a sack for tomorrow...I need to have something ASAP


thanks


The Funk

[Samwhore]

I need to go over to _____ house because he has the homework for period 4 and its due tomorrow

[higher4hockey]

your buddy forgot his geometry book in your bag.......never seen american beauty?

[Snake2389]

take a cd from your house, saying you have to run to your friend's house fast and give it to him, then tell them it wont take alot of time and just pick up the stuff

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

Nice thread, my parents are being freaks lately and I always need damned excuses

[delusionsofNORMALity]

tell 'em you need to pick up a carton of smokes and a six pack.

tell 'em it's time for your annual anal probe and you have to go meet the aliens.

tell 'em your room is infested with mutated cockroaches and you have to go out for raid.

[bobthenuker]

Tell them you have to pick up a sack of green stuff. :jointsmile:

Just say something school related, parents will love that. Like I have to give my friend back his textbook that he gave me, or I gotta pick up something school related I left with my friend. There's like a million things.

[FUNKNUGGET]

lol i said i needed to get my ipod that i left at a friends house


now i have a quarter of some DANK called cherry pez...looks and smells exactly how it sounds...:pimp:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i think you should have used the one about the anal probe, but i guess the ipod excuse will have to do.:abduct:

[Matt the Funk]

Just say you gotta go out for a jog, and if you come back smelling like skunk, explain how you saw a skunk on the way....

[ToDrunkToFish]

And he sprayed you in the eyes which is why theyre bloodshot. And you got the taste in your mouth so you need water ASAP

[Captain Hanks]

And he sprayed you in the eyes which is why theyre bloodshot. And you got the taste in your mouth so you need water ASAP

and lots of food to settle you down after the expearience:rasta:

[buddymyfriend]

Hey everyone this may sound stupid but I need to have a reason to tell my parents to go out for about half an hour...It's a school night and I need to pick up a sack for tomorrow...I need to have something ASAP


thanks


The Funk

Ahhhh, I remember the old days....

I always used to be taking a Cd to my mates. I also used to have a dealer that drove a taxi for a local company. He used to pick up where ever and drop us off and do the deal on route. Didnt look suss at all!:D Man I miss that guy!

Peace

Buddy

[Reefer Rogue]

Going to Mcdonalds.

[rebgirl420]

I always say, "I have cancer ill go anywhere I damn well want to." and usually they feel bad.

[yoda]

And he sprayed you in the eyes which is why theyre bloodshot. And you got the taste in your mouth so you need water ASAP

LOL! :jointsmile:

just say you are going to do lines of blow while a fat 300lb somalian dude rams you from behind.......then say "just kidding folks, going to get some green, brb".

[thcbongman]

I'd say

"Mom, I know it's a school night, but I'm picking up a sack for tomorrow. brb in 1/2 an hour."

[lazy smoker7]

just say your bored and your looking to get some fresh air and to go for a walk to brainstorm what you wanna write about on ur essay... and dam well u will brain storm on that walk. you walk, pick up some bud, smoke the bud, brain storm, come back and tell your parents "ive found out the meaning of existance"

[KL4D4]

I would say NOTHING and just leave.... but thats just me

[Nochowderforyou]

I'm going to the store for as snack/drink.

I'm going over to so and so's place to borrow a CD, movie, hat, etc...

I'm going for a walk to clear my head.

(If you have a dog) I'm taking the dog for a walk.

Aliens are watching over me, so I need more tinfoil to make a new hat. :D

That's all I could think of. Whenever I had to leave to pick up or smoke, I'd just say I was going to the store.

[BizzleLuvin]

going to the library......
just kidding, i wish that excuse worked for me.

tell them you are going on a walk.

[DudemeisteR420]

if i need to get out for a short time, (like if my dealer is drivin by) i will just go out and take my dog. if my parents ask ill say that she escaped

[smoke it]

say.... i need to go out to give my friends who are drunk at a party a lift home ;)

[dark0ne]

you gotta have 3 excuses ready to go for just such an occation. just bare in mind that if your caught in some sort of elaborate lie, it will suck.... out loud. never use the same story in the same month. keep your grades up for god sake. They'll use that as an excuse to probe into your private life. hide your stash, even now my parents will FIP if i leave a cigar on my table. don't smoke in the house, i know it sounds stupid but it all boils down to respect.
just don't be stupid. if they flat out ask you tell them the truth, ya it will suck for a while, BUT it will blow over.:thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

tell 'em your gonna go get drunk, steal a car, pick up a 10 dollar hooker and bury her alive... then you're gonna go play chicken with cars on the freeway.

[Oneironaut]

"Mom, I'm going to go to the library and see if they have any Bibles I can read for a bit, then I'm going to give some food to the homeless. Be back in an hour!"

[zalami128]

theres nothing better than telling a fast lie to go consume drugs massively and quickly. then you stumble in all intoxicated like waduuuuuup.

[ValkyrieAg]

Your life must suck if you can't even leave your own house for a 1/2 hour.