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NiceTanAss
03-01-2007, 05:19 PM
So I walked in on my boyfriend masterbating to porn. No big deal, here's the kicker. He had my dildo in his ass. Should I be pissed?
Skink
03-01-2007, 05:22 PM
So I walked in on my boyfriend masterbating to porn. No big deal, here's the kicker. He had my dildo in his ass. Should I be pissed?

that depends,,,how big was the dildo???
stinkyattic
03-01-2007, 05:25 PM
Should I be pissed?
No.
Could be worse.
He could have had your neighbor's Johnson in his ass.
Skink
03-01-2007, 05:26 PM
No.
Could be worse.
He could have had your neighbor's Johnson in his ass.

I believe he was practicing for just that...
dusto2k3
03-01-2007, 05:27 PM
No.
Could be worse.
He could have had your neighbor's Johnson in his ass.

you are sick.

Was it your dildo? If so, that make b-day time easy!!!
NiceTanAss
03-01-2007, 05:28 PM
yeah.. one of them.. pretty good sized one.. i just laughed and left!!
stinkyattic
03-01-2007, 05:30 PM
I believe he was practicing for just that...
I guess then the next question would be what, exactly, the porn consisted of...

Honestly, Ass, why be pissed?
This seems like an opportunity to find out what his turn-ons are that you didn't know about... geez... spice up the ol' sex life...
Skink
03-01-2007, 05:33 PM
Has he ever been in jail???
Pipe Dreams
03-01-2007, 05:34 PM
Uhhhh.... Pissed? Not particularly, disturbed and possibly frightened -- Yes!
Nochowderforyou
03-01-2007, 05:37 PM
The mans g-spot is located about 4-6 inches inside of our rectum. I'm sure he was just trying to reach the peak of pleasure.

I wouldn't worry about it though. We all masturabte, and if you say you don't, you lie. If it goes a step further though to wanting an actual man to do the job, then I'd be concerned, on a cheating level.

He could be bi or bi-curious for all you know, but as long as he has sex with you and you only, then who cares.
Pipe Dreams
03-01-2007, 05:40 PM
The mans g-spot is located about 4-6 inches inside of our rectum. I'm sure he was just trying to reach the peak of pleasure.

I wouldn't worry about it though. We all masturabte, and if you say you don't, you lie. If it goes a step further though to wanting an actual man to do the job, then I'd be concerned, on a cheating level.

He could be bi or bi-curious for all you know, but as long as he has sex with you and you only, then who cares.

Dude, we all masturbate as you said, but not all of us stick dildos up our asses while me masturbate (namely ME).


to the OP: Dont be worried about the masturbation, be worried about the dildos in his ass!
Nochowderforyou
03-01-2007, 05:42 PM
I didn't say we all stick dildos in our bums, I said we all masturbate. :)

I was giving a reason as to why some guys would want to do that. Some people it doesn't bother them, but for me, and you, we get things done just fine without the dildo. :)
Skink
03-01-2007, 05:49 PM
I didn't say we all stick dildos in our bums, I said we all masturbate. :)

I was giving a reason as to why some guys would want to do that. Some people it doesn't bother them, but for me, and you, we get things done just fine without the dildo. :)

When I was 12 I stuck a tampon up my ass,,,it was different...
Skink
03-01-2007, 05:51 PM
Hey NTS,,,if that's you in your profile then lose ass boy and give me a call...

555-5555
NiceTanAss
03-01-2007, 05:52 PM
i like a good ass ramming as much as the next girl so whatever, he was looking at chicks by the way...

As far as a birthday present for him? fuck that, he can have that one and buy me a new one! Thanks fellas!
Nochowderforyou
03-01-2007, 05:52 PM
When I was 12 I stuck a tampon up my ass,,,it was different...

Sounds interesting. I'm guessing it didn't exapand from any leakage, so it wouldn't hold. :p
Skink
03-01-2007, 06:02 PM
Sounds interesting. I'm guessing it didn't exapand from any leakage, so it wouldn't hold. :p


I never took it out of the tube...
higher4hockey
03-01-2007, 06:10 PM
i wouldnt be concerned with his stickin a dildo up his ass, but i would be concerned with the fact that any man who is going to jerk his gerkin with a dildo in his ass without locking the door first, just ain't right.
Skink
03-01-2007, 06:27 PM
i wouldnt be concerned with his stickin a dildo up his ass, but i would be concerned with the fact that any man who is going to jerk his gerkin with a dildo in his ass without locking the door first, just ain't right.

Yup,,,I think he wanted to get caught...
higher4hockey
03-01-2007, 06:33 PM
and if he wanted to get caught, he's not secure enough with his sexuality to tell his ol lady what he's into, which means that a dildo in the ass is just the tip of the 'i'm into some fucked up shit' iceberg.


maybe you should be worried :S1:
Coelho
03-01-2007, 07:13 PM
i laughed my ass out reading this post... and im not even stoned! :D


The mans g-spot is located about 4-6 inches inside of our rectum.

this 'g' stands for gay? :D
bucknuts1870
03-01-2007, 07:22 PM
Yea seriously...he's a fAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!(in jersey accent)
BabyFacedAbortion
03-01-2007, 08:04 PM
ey ey ey, don't bring jersey into this..

I've tried to fuck my boyfriend's in the ass..
(I have a sick DOM side)
They wouldn't let me, obviously.
You got lucky.
b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
03-01-2007, 08:06 PM
BFA can i fuck you in the a$$?

PLEASE???

shit.. i just need to stick my dick in somethin quick

an d u have a great ass.. and face, and probalyy great anythin i hanvt seen anywayzzzz
BabyFacedAbortion
03-01-2007, 08:28 PM
Hahah do a lil searching and you'll see most of it.
Nochowderforyou
03-01-2007, 09:06 PM
BFA can i fuck you in the a$$?

PLEASE???

shit.. i just need to stick my dick in somethin quick

an d u have a great ass.. and face, and probalyy great anythin i hanvt seen anywayzzzz

Whoa, calm down there old boy. :p That's no way to talk to a lady. On the other hand, if a chick asked if she could fuck me (not in the ass) I'd rubber up and dive in. :D
BlueCat
03-01-2007, 09:17 PM
i like a good ass ramming as much as the next girl so whatever, he was looking at chicks by the way...

As far as a birthday present for him? fuck that, he can have that one and buy me a new one! Thanks fellas!

There was nothing wrong with what he was doing but I'd be pissed that he was using MY dildo. I'd tell him to get his own! Now your's in all contaminated and you can't use it.

You could both go shopping for a new one! That would be fun...:D
slipknotpsycho
03-01-2007, 09:55 PM
oh man... i just wouldn't say anything... that's gotta be a very akward thing to get caught doign by your girlfriend.... of course it coudla been worse for him.. imagine if it was his mom that walked in, instead of you lmao....

but then again if you wanna be an ass, as a joke lol... his next b-day go to a porno shop and buy like one of those 2 foot double headed dildos... lmao... "look honey, we can use it together..."

or get a butt plug, and next time yal are getting down n dirty, without telling him, just pop it in his ass lol...
nikweiser
03-01-2007, 09:58 PM
Has he ever been in jail???

lmao
Frivolous248
03-01-2007, 10:19 PM
When I was 12 I stuck a tampon up my ass,,,it was different...

Don't worry, your not the only one to get suckered into that backstreet boy fad.

/southpark reference...


I don't think you should be pissed, since you don't care enough to know if you should be pissed.

For a birthday present, just peg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_%28sexual_practice%29) him!

So have you talked to him about it since it happened?
Gatekeeper777
03-01-2007, 11:35 PM
Today your dildo...
Tomorrow he will be down at te pron shop with his ass parked against the glory hole.
he is prepareing for anal sex.
go buy a rubber glove like the kind for doing dishes and a bottle of vegitable oil and fist his ass.
One you are through with his ass streatching toss him out.
he has gay intentions and is practicing up. also ask him to do a command performance and go ass to mouth.
slipknotpsycho
03-01-2007, 11:52 PM
Today your dildo...
Tomorrow he will be down at te pron shop with his ass parked against the glory hole.
he is prepareing for anal sex.
go buy a rubber glove like the kind for doing dishes and a bottle of vegitable oil and fist his ass.
One you are through with his ass streatching toss him out.
he has gay intentions and is practicing up. also ask him to do a command performance and go ass to mouth.

ok what show/move is it where someone's tripping on someone else and says something like

"you went ass to mouth?? YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!"
Plastic Jesus
03-02-2007, 12:00 AM
Oh jeez... look what I've started... haha just kidding...
ReUp
03-02-2007, 12:02 AM
ok what show/move is it where someone's tripping on someone else and says something like

"you went ass to mouth?? YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!"

Clerks II
Chieftain WeedGuyver
03-02-2007, 12:03 AM
ok what show/move is it where someone's tripping on someone else and says something like

"you went ass to mouth?? YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!"

Clerks 2 ;D
slipknotpsycho
03-02-2007, 12:45 AM
oh ok lol... i knwe i'd seen it... i even have it on my pc.. just couldn't remember where it was from lol..
someuser
03-02-2007, 12:50 AM
So I walked in on my boyfriend masterbating to porn. No big deal, here's the kicker. He had my dildo in his ass. Should I be pissed?

:S3:
Gatekeeper777
03-02-2007, 12:54 AM
ok what show/move is it where someone's tripping on someone else and says something like

"you went ass to mouth?? YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!"

maybe you should google it there is a whole genra of porn call ATM or ass to mouth.
Scarlet Sky
03-02-2007, 01:07 AM
eewww:birthday: :S1:
Samwhore
03-02-2007, 02:18 AM
skink you crack me up

this thread, LOL
Mean Green Charlene
03-08-2007, 09:54 PM
Skink wins the award for the highest number of funny posts in a thread.
Prunedale
03-08-2007, 10:18 PM
So I walked in on my boyfriend masterbating to porn. No big deal, here's the kicker. He had my dildo in his ass. Should I be pissed?

Why? Did you not run with it.. You're dildo was in his ass!
Girl!. Don't most women wanna see or get into that at least a few times??
Isn't it exciting when you think about it??? You're BF....

Wow

/clap boyfriend - what a guy, if he's comfortable with "you" doin that hhe...

Not that I'm into that... Just don't take credit from him. He wasn't doin nothing wrong, get him his own anus stick. =)
Wesley Pipes
03-08-2007, 10:30 PM
So I walked in on my boyfriend masterbating to porn. No big deal, here's the kicker. He had my dildo in his ass. Should I be pissed?

not unless you agree that he should be pissed at you because you use a dildo in the first place, giving the impression, to him, that he just doesnt do it for you....

the question here is that are you upset cuz he was using your dildo, or are you upset cuz he is simply just open minded about his sexuality?
Gatekeeper777
03-08-2007, 11:40 PM
talk to him about it. prostate stimulation may have been his only curiosity.


not a big deal.

If i want my prostate stimulated i will take a healthy dump or call the dr. no gay stuff here.lol
michael jackson
03-08-2007, 11:55 PM
damn that is fuckin gay, any guy that sticks something in their ass is a homo
slipknotpsycho
03-09-2007, 12:47 AM
damn that is fuckin gay, any guy that sticks something in their ass is a homo

says the dude that chose his username as michael fuckin jackson? LMAO...
Four50HP383Chevy
03-09-2007, 02:11 AM
wow, there's some nasty fuckers on here. without being PC or any of that bullshit... dump the fag, that's nasty
budsmoker only
03-09-2007, 02:16 AM
says the dude that chose his username as michael fuckin jackson? LMAO...

haha was thinkin the exact same shit.. but the dildo in the ass... cant imagine how akward that was for him.. haha
420marijuana420
03-09-2007, 03:13 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha I could just see his face when you walk in the door. this is how i picture it:

He was standing while the porn was running and he has his wan gin one hand and the dildo in the other and he look at you with one of those big cartoon circle "O" faces, speechless:S3: :S3: . hahahahahahahha
invision
03-09-2007, 03:59 AM
this thread took a bad turn LOL