Maaaan, my friends are dinks

[Nochowderforyou]

My new circle of friends I've been jamming with played a dirty trick on me last night. They made brownies and those bastards put chocolate lax in them. I couldn't even work today because anything I ate, just came right back out in 20 minutes.

We did this stuff in junior high, but we're in our 20's for fuck sakes. :p Not cool.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Aw, my friends in their 20's do the same shit..I personally would never do that, 'cause shitting just ain't fun man.

[make it legal]

haha 'dinks'? Never heard that one before.

[Goddess of Green]

Aw that's mean, I'm sorry that happened to you. Friends can be asses sometimes.

[dusto2k3]

does Visene make you shit, you should put some in their drinks, almost tasteless, maybe not

[Podge_Boro]

iv heard dings, but not dinks lol
dink is dodgy soapbar round here

but thats harsh, cnt believe they done that
im gonna have to do it :p

[geonagual]

That is pretty fucked...Looks like it is PAYBACK time...

[affasd]

reminds me of this cky vid i saw, the dude takes like 20 laxatives then he starts sprinting and shitting while hes running lol

[EmoRebellion]

That sucks! You should put nair in their shampoo. The recovery time should be about the same.

[higher4hockey]

you're never too old for pranks!

my buddy after we had gorged ourselves on all you can eat wings at quaker steak and lube decides to go to wal-mart and get a bottle of laxitive for osme reason...well he chugs this crap down, and about three hours later, he's hanging his ass out of his second story window crapping all over the place, while we were down below with the video camera recording it all.....we were all completely sober by the way.

.....i miss college.

[timothylearyisdead]

Aw, my friends in their 20's do the same shit..I personally would never do that, 'cause shitting just ain't fun man.

nonsense, taking a grav hit while dropping a log is glorious.

[NextLineIsMine]

Once you get them back its all cool, a dink would be somebody who does that to you constantly and is disrespectful about it, your friends were just messing with ya.

I say you bake some cookies and lace them with 5 hits of acid, before they go to work

[Nochowderforyou]

Yes, it will be payback. Somehow, somewhere, I will have my revenge.

Oooo, Nair in the shampoo bottle, I like that one. :thumbsup:

I'll put hot wax on their balls when they pass out from too much partying, and tear that shit off. I would have to venture into another mans ballsack territory, but I think it would be worth it. They drink, I don't, so I don't pass out, but they do, and my one buddy Mike passes out hardcore.

[Podge_Boro]

only if theres another toilet right in front of you and your using that as the water supply for the grav-bong

some of my mates have probably used a toilet for a gravity bong

[EmoRebellion]

Dude, wax off their eyebrows. That way everyone sees what a retard they are! Plus, you get the added bonus of not having to touch any hairy man-sack.

[Nochowderforyou]

only if theres another toilet right in front of you and your using that as the water supply for the grav-bong

I prefer dirty toilet water. Let the urine and crap really mix well together. It gives it a special kind of flavour.

Eyebrows aren't a bad idea. I used to shave my buddies off when he passed out, then he';d get pissed off of course.

I could shave off the left side of his left eyebrow, and the right side of his right eyebrow. That would look interesting.

Or just shave half of one off. :)

[smok3y]

Lol
Thats pretty funny..

[Skink]

At least they didn't put Bengay on your weinner...

[geonagual]

At least they didn't put Bengay on your weinner...


That is the damn truth. Don't ever scratch your nuts after applying bengay. Not good! at all!

[smoking habit]

Mentos And Diet Coke Sabotage Video (http://yikers.com/video_mentos_and_diet_coke_sabotage.html)

[Ghost**]

ouch thats low...

[SwirlyMass]

i say go for the frozen shaving cream in the desk drawer.


get a can of cheap shaving cream, put it in the freezer for a few days, take it out and pop off the bottom with a prybar or cut it open with a hack saw. take out the cylinder of frozen shaving cream which will be the same size as the can, put somewhere at least a few hours before someone will find it. like a desk drawer.

there are plenty of other pranks i just cant think of right now.

[SwirlyMass]

Mentos And Diet Coke Sabotage Video (http://yikers.com/video_mentos_and_diet_coke_sabotage.html)

omg thats fucking perfect, nobody will ever get why it explodes. ima get my friends with this, and they'll think im just being nice hahahha

[Greenport]

damn nochowder. Well i hope u stop shittin soon

[Nochowderforyou]

My ass has calmed down a bit today, but is still angry at what I fed it. :p But at least I can work today!

My one buddy works in an office, and I was told a great prank to pull on him. I'd have to go into his workplace an hour before him, or on his lunch break, and turn his desk upside down. Fill his drawers back up, but put the drawers back in the slots right side up while the desk is upside down. Flip the desk back upward, and when he opens his drawers, all his shit will come spilling out confuseing the hell out him.

I was told to fill his main drawer that he uses with mrables, but I'd need a pissload of marbles, so when he opens that drawer, marbles scatter everywhere.

[Pipe Dreams]

Ever heard the phrase "Gotcha bitch"?

[Nochowderforyou]

Ever heard the phrase "Gotcha bitch"?


Sure I have, but we don't refer ourselves as bitch. ;) Plus revenge is sweet. :D

[dusto2k3]

yeah its good, but would the workplace like that? he might get fired.

[Nochowderforyou]

I'm sure his workplace won't mind. He works for a construction company and knows all of the guys there. I'm sure they'd get a kick out of it.

I wouldn't be able to do it without them knowing though. It's not like I can just walk in to his office and do what I please. They'll have to know, and I'm sure on a slow day they'd let me do it. We could eveb tape it and put it on youtube. :p

[dusto2k3]

that's be sick, yeah, they'd probably help ya

[EmoRebellion]

My ass has calmed down a bit today, but is still angry at what I fed it. :p But at least I can work today!

My one buddy works in an office, and I was told a great prank to pull on him. I'd have to go into his workplace an hour before him, or on his lunch break, and turn his desk upside down. Fill his drawers back up, but put the drawers back in the slots right side up while the desk is upside down. Flip the desk back upward, and when he opens his drawers, all his shit will come spilling out confuseing the hell out him.

I was told to fill his main drawer that he uses with mrables, but I'd need a pissload of marbles, so when he opens that drawer, marbles scatter everywhere.

Wouldnt it be easier to take his drawers out, cover them with a piece of cardboard (or something hard and flat), flip them over and put them back in. Then you can remove the cardboard and you should get the same effect without having to flip over an entire desk.

[Nochowderforyou]

Wouldnt it be easier to take his drawers out, cover them with a piece of cardboard (or something hard and flat), flip them over and put them back in. Then you can remove the cardboard and you should get the same effect without having to flip over an entire desk.

I could try that. The only thing I would be concerned about is the drawer not fitting back in the hole properly due to the extra space created by a thin piece of wood. The drawer on his desk fit perfectly in the slots, so adding another 1/8 inch thick piece of wood/cardboard, might disrupt the fitting process again.

It's not a huge desk or nothing, but big enough for his computer and 6 drawers I think. I've only been there a few times, and everyone is pretty chill. I bet they'd even help me. :p