AVGLLL
02-28-2007, 05:24 PM
Alright, I thought I would just post what I am doing to pass my urine test, and then when I find out if I passed in a few days, let people know if it worked (when I was looking for information on how to pass, I found reading personal experiences invaluable). If anyone else wants to post their experiences here it could be nice to have one big thread for people looking for some information. NOTE: I got rather detailed and long, so if you just want a quick summary of what I did, skip to my summary at the end.
I'll start with some background information:
Height/Weight/Body Type: 6'3", 170 lbs, fairly skinny but definitely a little gut.
Smoking Habit: Once/Twice a day for at least the past 6 months.
Time Clean: Since Feb. 16 so about 12 days before test.
What I am doing to pass: Alright, first off I realize I should have definitely quit sooner than I did seeing as how you can pretty much get high off my blood, but I quit as soon as I realized I have a good chance of getting my dream job and will likely have to take a pre-employment drug test (and man I was soooo worried it would be a hair test but I lucked out). Also, looking back, I should have just done substitution but it is too late now.
As soon as I quit I spent hours online reading every bit of information of piss testing I could get my hands on, and this method is mostly a combination of N2's dilution guide and some other little tricks I read about in different threads (who knows if they work, figured they can't hurt).
In the time I have quit I lost about 5 lbs just due to the fact that I no longer get the munchies that I always do (believe me, I get ridiculous munchies) and I also have been drinking about 40-60 oz of water a day leading up to today (not much exercise though). Then, yesterday, I ate a lot to try and gain some clean fat and went right back up to around 170 lbs today.
In addition to the water I drank leading up to today, I have ingested a lot of creatine every day for the past 4-5 days thanks to the tip in N2's dilution guide. I didnt really measure it out but I put a lot in a glass of water and drank it, so my piss will hopefully measure an appropriate amount or creatinine even though it will be diluted.
Alright, on to what I am doing today (the day of my test). I am going to get to the facility (Aurora Medical something or other in Milwaukee) around 1:30. I got up around 9:30 (4 hrs before test) and every half hour I have been drinking a 8oz glass of gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt in it (I read that the gatorade helps prevent a negative dilution result if you drink it instead of water, and I also heard 1/4 tsp of salt per 8oz drank will do the same thing by giving it the right specific gravity, which apparently is measured to test if the piss is diluted). Also, when I got up (4 hrs before test)I took 4 aspirin as recommended by N2. I also took a couple Tums, I read somewhere that those help as well by coating your stomach or something, but who knows. As of right now I have had 3 (24-30 total ounces) of the Gatorade/salt mixture I mentioned earlier, plus the tums and tylenol. Right now (2 1/2 hrs before test) I am chugging a bottle of XXtra clean and from now on out I am following the "secret" directions the guy at the head shop I bought it from whipped out when I bought it (he told me not to follow what it says on the bottle, use THESE directions). So, following these directions to a tee, I am going to: wait 5 min after drinking the Xxtra clean (on an empty stomach) and chug 20 oz of water. Then, wait one hour and pee at least twice after that and before I leave for the test. After that, I will not drink anything up until 15 min before I leave for my test, and then it says to drink a "small glass of water", so I am going to have maybe 4-8 oz of water. Also, around noon, I am going to crush and take 10 vitamin B complex pills (10x the daily amount). Then, I will leave for my test and, when taking the test, be sure to get the middle of my piss and not the beginning or end. I realize this last paragraph is a huge wall of text so here is a summary:
12 days before test: Quit smoking. Drank 40-60 oz water a day, lost 5 lbs over a week.
4-5 days before test: Started drinking water with a ton of creatine powder put into it (one glass of that a day in addition to normal water).
Day before test: Ate a lot and gained back the 5 lbs I lost in the past week.
4 Hrs before test: Had 4 tylenol, 3 tums, and 8 oz of Gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt mixed in.
3 1/2 Hrs before test: 8 oz of Gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt mixed in.
3 Hrs before test: 8 oz of Gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt mixed in.
2 1/2 Hrs before test: Drank bottle of Xxtra clean (1 Pint of liquid), then 5 min later chugged 20 oz water. DID NOT PEE FOR NEXT HOUR.
1 1/2 Hrs before test: Peed, took 10 crushed up B complex pills.
1 Hrs before test: Peed again.
30 min before test: Drank 6 oz of water, then left for my test. WISH ME LUCK!
Again, as soon as I get my results, I will post any updates (hopefully sooner rather than later, I want to SMOKE!!! :stoned: ). As of right now, any comments, questions or just good lucks would be appreciated, and also feel free to post your experiences here so people looking for ways to pass can get some good information here, whether it is what to do, or what NOT to do.
I'll start with some background information:
Height/Weight/Body Type: 6'3", 170 lbs, fairly skinny but definitely a little gut.
Smoking Habit: Once/Twice a day for at least the past 6 months.
Time Clean: Since Feb. 16 so about 12 days before test.
What I am doing to pass: Alright, first off I realize I should have definitely quit sooner than I did seeing as how you can pretty much get high off my blood, but I quit as soon as I realized I have a good chance of getting my dream job and will likely have to take a pre-employment drug test (and man I was soooo worried it would be a hair test but I lucked out). Also, looking back, I should have just done substitution but it is too late now.
As soon as I quit I spent hours online reading every bit of information of piss testing I could get my hands on, and this method is mostly a combination of N2's dilution guide and some other little tricks I read about in different threads (who knows if they work, figured they can't hurt).
In the time I have quit I lost about 5 lbs just due to the fact that I no longer get the munchies that I always do (believe me, I get ridiculous munchies) and I also have been drinking about 40-60 oz of water a day leading up to today (not much exercise though). Then, yesterday, I ate a lot to try and gain some clean fat and went right back up to around 170 lbs today.
In addition to the water I drank leading up to today, I have ingested a lot of creatine every day for the past 4-5 days thanks to the tip in N2's dilution guide. I didnt really measure it out but I put a lot in a glass of water and drank it, so my piss will hopefully measure an appropriate amount or creatinine even though it will be diluted.
Alright, on to what I am doing today (the day of my test). I am going to get to the facility (Aurora Medical something or other in Milwaukee) around 1:30. I got up around 9:30 (4 hrs before test) and every half hour I have been drinking a 8oz glass of gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt in it (I read that the gatorade helps prevent a negative dilution result if you drink it instead of water, and I also heard 1/4 tsp of salt per 8oz drank will do the same thing by giving it the right specific gravity, which apparently is measured to test if the piss is diluted). Also, when I got up (4 hrs before test)I took 4 aspirin as recommended by N2. I also took a couple Tums, I read somewhere that those help as well by coating your stomach or something, but who knows. As of right now I have had 3 (24-30 total ounces) of the Gatorade/salt mixture I mentioned earlier, plus the tums and tylenol. Right now (2 1/2 hrs before test) I am chugging a bottle of XXtra clean and from now on out I am following the "secret" directions the guy at the head shop I bought it from whipped out when I bought it (he told me not to follow what it says on the bottle, use THESE directions). So, following these directions to a tee, I am going to: wait 5 min after drinking the Xxtra clean (on an empty stomach) and chug 20 oz of water. Then, wait one hour and pee at least twice after that and before I leave for the test. After that, I will not drink anything up until 15 min before I leave for my test, and then it says to drink a "small glass of water", so I am going to have maybe 4-8 oz of water. Also, around noon, I am going to crush and take 10 vitamin B complex pills (10x the daily amount). Then, I will leave for my test and, when taking the test, be sure to get the middle of my piss and not the beginning or end. I realize this last paragraph is a huge wall of text so here is a summary:
12 days before test: Quit smoking. Drank 40-60 oz water a day, lost 5 lbs over a week.
4-5 days before test: Started drinking water with a ton of creatine powder put into it (one glass of that a day in addition to normal water).
Day before test: Ate a lot and gained back the 5 lbs I lost in the past week.
4 Hrs before test: Had 4 tylenol, 3 tums, and 8 oz of Gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt mixed in.
3 1/2 Hrs before test: 8 oz of Gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt mixed in.
3 Hrs before test: 8 oz of Gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt mixed in.
2 1/2 Hrs before test: Drank bottle of Xxtra clean (1 Pint of liquid), then 5 min later chugged 20 oz water. DID NOT PEE FOR NEXT HOUR.
1 1/2 Hrs before test: Peed, took 10 crushed up B complex pills.
1 Hrs before test: Peed again.
30 min before test: Drank 6 oz of water, then left for my test. WISH ME LUCK!
Again, as soon as I get my results, I will post any updates (hopefully sooner rather than later, I want to SMOKE!!! :stoned: ). As of right now, any comments, questions or just good lucks would be appreciated, and also feel free to post your experiences here so people looking for ways to pass can get some good information here, whether it is what to do, or what NOT to do.