i need to pass a drug test asap

[ItokeALLday420]

i got caught with weed like 4 months ago and have been in a bullshit counceling class ever since... i haven't quit smokin weed yet and have given like 10 dirty piss test... i have to give 12 cleans in a row... I went to court like last week and the judge told me i had to pass atleast on test by my next court jan 5th.. I have been smokin weed for like 3 years ATLEAST 2 grams a week... so how in the hell am i gonna pass by jan 5th.. last time i smoked was yesterday.. any suggestions will be greatly appreciated......420

[FrenchInhale]

Quit fuckin smoking, and start drinking all the water you can stand.

[InhaleItALL]

Quit fuckin smoking, and start drinking all the water you can stand.
yah, no shit. quit fuckin smokin.

[ItokeALLday420]

well thats a given isn't...???? thc is stored in your fat cells... i don't see how drinking water will help me pass a drug test it will just dilute my pisssss,...

[BalliN]

well it matters how big you are really, im 6ft 180 and i can pass piss test in 1 week if i REALLY have to..man january 5th? thats a loooong ass time, i have one january 8th, and ill be high/drunk on my friends bday party 3 days after xmas..for sure..just get drunk as much as u can, and break the seal so u can piss alllllll night...drink water

or smoke til january 4th and get a 30$ system cleaner to drink before ur test

[Sponger4life]

i can smoke and pass a drug test 2 days later. u go to the gym put on a sweater and some sweaters and run ur fuckin ass off till u feal liek ur gona colapze then go i nthe suana and let it swet out white drinkin shit loads of green tea. it works

[KennabisCranium]

even though THC is stored in your fat, ALL fat soluble toxins are eventually changed into water soluble toxins by the body, so the more effecient your body is at doing that the more water will help. A few things to eat to enhance the body's ability to change fat soluable to ater soluable are: garlic, glutithione, molybdenum, milk thistle. Also vitamin C, vitamin E, and selenium help considerably.

[ItokeALLday420]

i heard something about vitamin b complex?

[Scyman]

i heard something about vitamin b complex?


That is to help with the color, if your peeing clear something is up. Viatamin B will add a little yellow. Even though i drink like a horse at all times so my pee is almost always clear. :o

[Scarface2]

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[BenJamin28400]

Do Weed brownies show up on drug tests/screens?

[Freightliner41]

Yeah this is what happened for me.I smoked the night before.I pissed the next day and I passed.Matter of fact the piss was exceptionally clean,but............then again I drink Lots of fluids(juices,water)I only weigh about 145(not body fats)and my metabolism is very high,so i've been told that this is a major factor.I hope that this helps.Awhiles back I was banging my head about trying to pass this drug test for a CDL trucking school,but since I've relocated to L.A. California,I've decided to go to school at this technical collge so I'm not that pressed about this ddrug testing thing I wish you the best of Luck and the right course.Peace

[radefactor]

In drug tests they dont test for THC they test for the things THC produces and are found in urine. THe ONLY way to get rid of it is to QUIT FUCKING SMOKING and exercise. Jesus christ, if you know you need to go clean THEN FOR CHRISTS SAKE GO CLEAN!
later-radefactor
PS: Of course weedbrownies/cookies show up on tests, you are still putting THC into your system.

[bowlsnapper2012]

dude get ur friend to piss in a condom tape it to ur leg use his clean piss

[radefactor]

or just buy a synthetic urine kit and a heat pad.