Lets Clone Jesus.

[MrGreenFingaz]

Hey, check this shit out.

Tomb could be of Jesus, wife and son: directors - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070226/ts_alt_afp/usisraelreligionchristianityarchaeologyfilm;_ylt=A thGXpCSAbDfZvYc.O3JS9XMWM0F)

[stinkyattic]

The legend that I tend to believe the best is that they actually fled to Northern India, where the religious climate at the time was most accepting.
If they find a Jesus tomb there, I'll start getting interested.

But the idea of cloning Jesus... oh my goodness... you heretic! Besides, it would only be DNA... you don't know... growing up in the 21st c. the poor clone could turn out to be quite OTHER than what one would hope for...

[Nochowderforyou]

Yeah, lets do it. Then I'll have my chance to nail him up on a cross for real! :D

It does bring into question about his ressurection though, but I could have told you it was bullshit all along.

[stinkyattic]

It does bring into question about his ressurection though,.
I'm a Unitarian Universalist... real New England Yankee Protestant, lol... I've always been somewhat amused by Easter services at the Unitarian church... last one I went to was a sermon on the life of Malcolm X. They can't seem to bring themselves to get into the whole resurrection thing, lol!!!

[nikweiser]

if they cloned wouldnt you think someone would end up shooting him? they didnt have guns back in the day

[iStaaHi]

hahaha,,, i bet he smoked some great bud

lthen we could really see what jesus would do,

[nikweiser]

iim so baked that im predicting they will clone jesus, he will come back and let us all know the world is going to end.

[slipknotpsycho]

all that crap is already being torn down....

couple of explinations i've heard so far..

1. it's all a hoax to support w/e the dude's name is, new documentary/movie on it...

2. there really is remains of family members named jesus, mary or w/e her name was and the 'father'.... but they aren't jesus christ remains... all three naems were very popular in that day and age... as the guy explained it... "finding these remains with the shared names would be about as common as meeting some guy named john.. or someone with the last name smith.

[stinkyattic]

I'm sure if there are any secrets like that about Jesus, they're locked away in the Vatican.
OMG you have GOT to read The DaVinci Code.... WOW!

[The Figment]

Jesus was the worlds first Hippie! The problem is in my neck of the woods some Tabacca Chewin Redneck in a Pick'em up truck would try to run him down screamin "Git outta way You Hippie,Commie,Pinko,Faggot!!"

[Nochowderforyou]

I'm Jesus! And yes, I'm bigger than The Beatles!

[JeenYuss]

he better smoke MAD herb and possibly give it a better reputation

personally he's an ass hole and if they do "resurrect" him we should just re-crucify him and I want to throw that spear in his side

[jokeyjokejoke]

As an Atheist i must say. Tomb of Jesus, LOL.

[40oz]

The clone of jesus would be the antichrist wouldn't he?

[Nochowderforyou]

As an Atheist i must say. Tomb of Jesus, LOL.

I laugh at the thought of Jesus too, so does my dad.

I mean, how dumb do you have to be to think a person who died, brought himself back to life.

People take the bible too seriously. It's a storybook. A book of stories that explains how you should treat your fellow human beings by being kind and warmhearted. It's no different than The Cat in the Hat. A story, nothing more.

And if you believe all that jazz about a magic man in the sky, you are the one that's crazy, not us. :S4:

[hello3pat]

I laugh at the thought of Jesus too, so does my dad.

I mean, how dumb do you have to be to think a person who died, brought himself back to life.

People take the bible too seriously. It's a storybook. A book of stories that explains how you should treat your fellow human beings by being kind and warmhearted. It's no different than The Cat in the Hat. A story, nothing more.

And if you believe all that jazz about a magic man in the sky, you are the one that's crazy, not us. :S4:

"The Bible is just a book, a good book, but a book none the less"

[JaggedEdge]

Would that count as the second coming? How funny would it be if cloned jesus grew up to be a serial killer.

[Nochowderforyou]

I would clone the clone of jesus, and make an army of jesuses. :thumbsup:

[JaggedEdge]

Hey, I just realized, we now have the technology for a virgin birth... Sorry, I just am getting a kick out of this. Sorry if I offend anyone.

[Weedhound]

Hey great thread! Who else could we use an army of clones of?

[Nochowderforyou]

An army of pot smoking Rasta's! They would flood the waters and turn them into seas of green buds. Shit, who needs water anyways. :p

[40oz]

An army of pot smoking Rasta's! They would flood the waters and turn them into seas of green buds. Shit, who needs water anyways. :p

It wouldn't be much of an army. They'd probably get high and decide to flood the rivers another day....then they would jsut forget about flooding the rivers and smoke more pot

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

OMG you have GOT to read The DaVinci Code.... WOW!
Good book. Have you read Angels and Demons yet?

[Gatekeeper777]

The clone of jesus would be the antichrist wouldn't he?


some say that is very true.
you are very incitefull.

I am no genetics professor. but if you clone from a very good plant you will get good genetics. erog if you clone from jesus dna and he was a raging FAG. wouldnt it prove his original was too? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:D :jointsmile:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

but jesus already has a grave site in a little town in japan.

[Gatekeeper777]

I saw him at mc Donalds he was looking for Waldo.

[robert42]

u can't clone him twice..

i have risen

I HEAL PEOPLE IN CHAT FOR £2 come quickly

[MrGreenFingaz]

Hey, I just realized, we now have the technology for a virgin birth... Sorry, I just am getting a kick out of this. Sorry if I offend anyone.

Lol, just came back, havnt got a chance to check this, thats some funny shit :D

im surprised theres so many jesus-bashers out there, i wouldn't say i 100% believe in God, but im hopin theres a point to this shit. if i were to give up holding my sliver of faith i don't think i'd be a very good person... If i didn't fear the consequences of my actions i think some baaad things would happen lol, not that i'd go on a killing spree or anything but hey if i did it'd just be that much easier :thumbsup:.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I'm kinda curious myself as to why everybody is hatin' on Jesus. He was the original hippy.That cat hung out with hos, tax collectors, all kinds of infidels, and he treated everybody as being worthy of love and respect. As the Doobie Brothers said, "Jesus Is Just Alright With Me".

seen on a sticker in a local occult shop: Jesus, save me from your followers.

Jesus can't help it that people have totally twisted his message. According to the story, he died for people's idiocy. Now everybody wants to dig him up and abuse him a second time around. Whether he was the Messiah, or just a delusional kook, he was a nice dude, and there is definitely a shortage of those in the world. Let the man rest.

Crap, I'm Wiccan, and you don't hear me trashing Jesus.
Although my very favorite joke in the world is:
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Cuz they roll through the holes in his hands.

I'm determined to post this picture all over the net.

[Purple Banana]

Good thoughts, GreenJeans! :thumbsup:

[NextLineIsMine]

this sounds like a great horror movie. Evil Jesus comes back and says "If I saved all your lives I can take them all away too! ROAR GRRRR!"

personally I think if you believe the stories about Jesus passed down from thousands of years ago from people who didn't have the slightest clue what was happening in the world around them or know what fire and lightening were your gullable