Whats your dealer like?

[NextLineIsMine]

I buy from a guy named Dave. Hes 30 and supports his wife and baby girl through dealing alone but what amazes me is that its an expensive area we are in. Hes usually amped up on something but he never struck me as a fiend. Hes such a fast smooth talker he could convince you to pay any price yet he hooks me up way better than any body I could meet because he deals big and im just small fry. When im sick he gives me free bud to cook with, hes more than a dealer to me.


Tell me about the guy or girl you go to

[budsmoker only]

the dealers i get it from are like my best friends... so whenever i need weed they give the the nicest sacks for cheap, i get them a lot of business too.. they always call me too when they have the best shit..

[TallulahGreen]

I buy from a guy named Dave. Hes 30 and supports his wife and baby girl through dealing alone but what amazes me is that its an expensive area we are in. Hes usually amped up on something but he never struck me as a fiend. Hes such a fast smooth talker he could convince you to pay any price yet he hooks me up way better than any body I could meet because he deals big and im just small fry. When im sick he gives me free bud to cook with, hes more than a dealer to me.


Tell me about the guy or girl you go to

Hes my boyfriend and my best friend for years now....he loves to grow plants for the sake of growing.....
...he hardly even smokes.

He grows the most amazing bud though, because plants are his life...of all sorts, hes got a serious green thumb.

Hes always bringing me nice presents and hooks me up with the dank dank dank for cheap cheap cheap.

We were supposed to meet up tonight but he is at the bar and might be going to the strip club instead, goddammnit.

I'd be willing to drive pretty goddamned far though.

[CBsDankNugs]

my dealer is our good friends. we just go and smoke a fat blunt with him and chill. he gives us 1/4 for $45. and hes reliable which is the most important part.

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

i have alot of pushers but my fav is my friends mom she delivers hooks me up and picks a blunt up

[zalami128]

Busters.

[S.P.Q.R.]

my dealers are all my friends... none of them are really "dealers", they can just find bags.

[weedmaster]

i only get from friends,but introduced to a new dealer the other day who sold me some gritweed,after a word he gave me my money back,i'll just stick with friends from now on.

[weedmaster]

i only get from friends,but introduced to a new dealer the other day who sold me some gritweed,after a word he gave me my money back,i'll just stick with friends from now on.

[Joexi]

I get mine through friends, so they buy some, try it, usually let me smoke a bowl or two with them, then they buy some for me, I buy from them.

[socialistpete]

I'm 27 and I buy my weed lately from a 17 year old high school kid. He has the best weed around here and the cheapest price. Kinda makes me feel weird sometimes.

[KL4D4]

Well there are a few, one is a friend from high school, hes always down to smoke... really smart kid to

[Prunedale]

Currently a guy I've bought from for a number of years. At least 6 years. He always has medicinal from the dispenaries and always a few kinds. Choice and prompt service. I don't like to chat much cause I'm usually wanting to get high, he sells alot as well so doesn't have time for more smoker friends. I lead a pretty private life anyway and the less people I fuck with the better as far as who I surround myself with. I'm trying to talk to millionaires not dudes dealing pot. Always Cali top dollar of course. Raids make prices go up.

[Prunedale]

I'm 27 and I buy my weed lately from a 17 year old high school kid. He has the best weed around here and the cheapest price. Kinda makes me feel weird sometimes.

Its all bidnass. Give em props for being a hustler so young in his life. Encourage him to use his ambition in other places of his life too. Maybe you can make a difference. Maybe he'll kick you down hehe.

[Pipe Dreams]

My newest and best dealer has been one of my best friends since kindergarten.

[Nochowderforyou]

My main person I go to, he is a conspiracy nut! I no longer mention anything of the government or war otherwise he goes on for a good hour about shit I don't care about. :p I just want my sack of weed. He has no kids, but he has a girlfriend living with him. He doesn't work, but she does, and it pisses her off. She keeps telling him to get a job, but he never does as he makes his money off selling. He's in hid late 30's I believe, but overall, he's a nice guy.

My other dude I just met, he is a paranoid fellow. I think he might be into some of that white junk, but he has really good weed. He's talkative and easy to get along with. He has no kids or women.

So yeah. :)

[Purple Banana]

My first dealer I had I bought mostly deuce sacks, but they were filled with seeds. I told him if he ever gave me a bag with more than 10 seeds, forget him. I know he had the quality stuff. I stopped with him when I went into his apartment, and he had a glock sitting on the table, loaded.

I walked my ass out of there. I only deal with those who don't have to resort to violence or guns to get their bud, and this gun wasn't just for 'protection'.

My current 2 dealers are pretty cool. One of 'em gets GREAT weed, bit expensive, but he's not ripping me off. The other is kind of spineless, and I can sway him for any price so as long as I bring Taco Bell to him.

I'll meet the random dealer at my friend's apartment, we'll hang out, play some video games, smoke a bowl or two, maybe exchange if I have any money. It's all good.

[nikweiser]

My newest and best dealer has been one of my best friends since kindergarten.

lmao same with my guy

[stinkyattic]

I walked my ass out of there. I only deal with those who don't have to resort to violence or guns to get their bud, and this gun wasn't just for 'protection'..
Word.
I was growing my own for a long time... still have a bunch of homegrown stashed at friends' houses (it's safe- they dip in, but not excessively).
Now I'll be using a friend who is just a really good guy all around, putting himself through college swinging the Shrek. Not a lazy wannabe gangsta scumbag.

[NextLineIsMine]

I just like not having to deal with thug wannabe highschool kids, I like having a quirky guy with personality.

No Chowders guy reminds me of an old friend that just became overwhealming with his talk of what we dont know about the goverment and how he needed to open our eyes to all this bogus conspiracy stuff

[orange floyd]

my guys named steve, but everyone pronounces it "Shtaven", cause he talks mad funny (not so much anymore, but he used to). like he'd always hit u up and be like "yo i got the shick bud yo i got fuckin exotic and shit yo i hook u up mad good" mad funny shit. i buy quarters and halves off of him, and my friend pushes that for me (he splits a pound with his homie).

sometimes hes kind of a dick, and like if ur like "im gonna need a quarter tonight' he'll bitch at you to get it that morning, when your not gonna be around and shit. all in all though he gives me nice prices cause ive been getting from him a lot lately.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

One of my dealers is my brother, the other is a guy named Jordan that I've known since Grade 7. If one is dry, I call the other. It doesn't hurt that they pick up from the same guy either, since the bud is always amazing..

[halo]

My dealer is my best friend since first grade. Hes pretty new to dealing and actually fronted me a lot of weed. Hes not buggin me to pay him back anytime soon but he realized that when you front weed you dont make money very fast. I owe him 300 bucks but he says i could pay him anytime.

[Thepossumdance]

my dealer is a former crack addict who is hilarious... he tells me and my friend about how he smokes weed all the time so he doesnt start on crack again (which he says gave him holes in his brain) he's actually a really nice guy and a good friend and gives me great deals on GREAT medicinal and probably tells me too much about his days dealing with the mob... all in all a great guy

[ukmonkey]

erm well mines your good old south london chav / small time gangster. Call him, say I want some gear then he rolls up 15mins later in his bait as fuck dented, kitted up booming rap music chavmobile at my local offee, i lean in the window, do the deal, he offers me some "military strength white", I decline, he goes easy bruv and rolls off... kinda handy cos oif I get trouble from chavs I just go u know * and they're like safe bruv u don't look like a blazer

quite glad I'm at the delivery stage, for the first 6 months I had to risk life and limb trekking into the childrens playground at the local estate. Still not one to fuck with.

[Iplaybass182]

Mine is a friends friend he is the biggest dealer in our school and he can vary from week to week with quality. He is really nice and I know most of his friends pretty well but not him. He has a very similiar car to my mom and this always freaks me out. His girlfriend is also my friend and she has to learn to shut her mouth, before she started talking only other stoners knew I smoked now half the school knows.

[yoda]

My newest and best dealer has been one of my best friends since kindergarten.

my new dealer isnt one of my best friends, but ive known him since he was born.

[Thepossumdance]

this is all great but do any of your dealers tell you stories about smoking crack and dealing with the mexican mafia... I didnt think so...

[FUNKNUGGET]

good thread idea...

half my dealers are growers....

one grower is a paraniod fucker with security cameras and police scanners all around the house but hes a friend of a friend...

the rest of the growers are awesome people, really good friends...

If I'm buying from a dealer I have a bout 10 good freinds at any given time that are dealing and a couple that aren't really friends, just business associates..

I don't beleive there has ever been a dryspell in the past 5 years, and don't expect one anytime soon either:pimp:

[keeko]

this is all great but do any of your dealers tell you stories about smoking crack and dealing with the mexican mafia... I didnt think so...

hahah well nobody said it was a contest......your not really winning anything. but if it helps you.......CONGRATS man you really did it!!!

[NextLineIsMine]

this is all great but do any of your dealers tell you stories about smoking crack and dealing with the mexican mafia... I didnt think so...


Your guy sounds fun. The only real epic story of his past ive been let in on was about a deal he was part of on a ship in port that involved everyone pointing guns at everyone else and yelling for a minute. He had another one about an RPG but I didn't buy it (he was really baked then).

[Thepossumdance]

hahah well nobody said it was a contest......your not really winning anything. but if it helps you.......CONGRATS man you really did it!!!

it is a contest and i won... no but seriously his stories/the way he acts are/is so funny... he is like the perfect compliment to my high

THE BEST like the absolute best part about having him as a dealer/friend is the voicemails... cause he is crazy from the crack he will start talking and then just go off into random incoherent mumbling and then just be like ok so ya thats cool bye

[ncnavguy]

I got mine from the pizza delivery guy, just asked hin and he produced. Then he turned cold (don't know why) so I decided to get some from myself, only its taking a long time but it'll probably be worth it.

[affasd]

I just get from a couple of my good friends who will pick up a oz. every couple days and just sell to me and my friends, so its sweet cause these are good friends, been hanging out with them for years, even before we smoked weed. So its cool with them like they will front me a bag and shit if i dont have any money atm cause they know im good for it.

[ValkyrieAg]

he is 8'x2.5'.
He has two main moving parts
He has a long rod.
Quite the 'dresser'.

*cough*closet*cough*

[rebgirl420]

My dad is my "dealer" really haha. just this morning he gave me about 20 buds from his ounce of top notch shit for free. I never have to pay really, I either just ask my parents for it or I go back and get it myself.

[Podge_Boro]

theres a few dealers round here, but i dont know any of them personally

still pretty good tho

[RyanTheCaveman]

Well i got two.
one is a good friend i see everyday in school. the other is a regular friend i see in class; hes also a big time drug dealer here.

[robert42]

overly friendly....

[Podge_Boro]

overly friendly....

lmao
funny shit haha

[Thepossumdance]

wow so i guess rebgirl wins then... I mean crazy crack induced stories are great but free weed? FROM UR FAMILY!!! god damn I have to move out to the east coast soon for college... PLEASE ADOPT ME

[Kid Dynamite]

he is 8'x2.5'.
He has two main moving parts
He has a long rod.
Quite the 'dresser'.

*cough*closet*cough*

haha i love it.

[BizzleLuvin]

he's my friend.

[big smoke07]

One of them is like one of those movie gangsta drug dealers your used to seeing. He slacked twice in a row though so it'll be a while before i go back.

The other is a good friend who recently started selling. Always good to have a good friend sell because that just means fat hook-ups.

[Podge_Boro]

My dad is my "dealer" really haha. just this morning he gave me about 20 buds from his ounce of top notch shit for free. I never have to pay really, I either just ask my parents for it or I go back and get it myself.

your lucky as hell by the way
free weed and your beautiful ;)

[TheAtomicPunk]

My dealer is my personal friend :)
He hooks me up when I need it, doesn't always have the best bud, and if he has shwag he disuades me from buying it from him. I'll just call, we'll meet up somewhere movies/mall/ect, he'll weigh out it for me normally throwing in another gram or so, let me check out it and make sure it's cool with me, then we'll chill for a while and smoke out of both our stashes, he's a real nice guy :)

[AlwaysBlazed]

Normally I buy from friends, if they don't have any theres plenty of asshole gangster kids in my school who deal but you run the risk of getting robbed, jumped, or skimped.... plus they're assholes. I don't get skimped because i just wont buy the bag but these guys are the type of fags who will get all their friends to jump you and shit, I don't like dealing with them. If I was buying a half zip or more i'd ask my dad to buy it from his dealer. Also, theres always g's at the mall sellin tree if you look around.

[greenman:D]

My dealer is obsessed in snakes, makes it hard to go to his place there is snakes slithering around the floor some times, scares the shit outa me espesally when im really wrecked.

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

Mine is this awesome gay guy, He is one of the best guys I've ever met in my life, I can go over there, and he can help me out with fashion- weed. He loves my kid,and always only makes me 10 bucks for whatever I want...yes...however much I want. He is gay, so no sexual favors are givin.

All in all he is just an awesome mother fucker!

[Thepossumdance]

wait what? like however much you want within reason or do u just go pick up $10 pounds? sounds awesome although you should remember that just because he says you should wear the pink shirt and frost tip your hair doesnt mean its always the right choice lol

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

Seeing how he only has so much ready, and does need to make money off of It, and I don't want to get cought with "pounds" I usually just take O's and be on my merry way!lol. He'd give me pounds if I wanted them, more to sell then anything but i'm a smoker...and thats all I want :)

[greenman:D]

come on tell the truth he is your gay lover

[420marijuana420]

Mine is a friends friend he is the biggest dealer in our school and he can vary from week to week with quality. He is really nice and I know most of his friends pretty well but not him. He has a very similiar car to my mom and this always freaks me out. His girlfriend is also my friend and she has to learn to shut her mouth, before she started talking only other stoners knew I smoked now half the school knows.

"before she started talking only other stoners knew I smoked now half the school knows."

Ya, I usually call people like that.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................................girls. This one girl in my third period is like a loud speaker, If you want to get the word out about something, she's the person to go to. If not, you better keep your mouth shut. Even if she says it'll be a secret by the end of the day the whole school will know. She's cool though, other than that.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I have a thousand dealers.
One is a friend's mom,
another is my best friend/ex boyfriend,
one used to be my lil brother till he got busted,
one is a friend/brother of my best friend who's in jail,
then i have some petty dealers who i go to when everyone else is dry.

most of them are good friends. =]

[BabyFacedAbortion]

P.S
I hate girls (and guys) who run their mouths LOUDLY. It's okay to express your love of tree when appropriate. I only talk to other stoners once they start it up. And quietly.

BUT
I hate when people assume that because I'm a girl I'm not informed. To be honest, me and my (female) best friend can out smoke all of our other friends (guys). :D hehe.

[Frivolous248]

I don't have one. I just call up my one homeboy and he always finds someone to hook it up.

Which isn't bad, because instead of making up excuses to go buy a sack I just say I'm goin' to chill with my friend and I pick up a sack while I'm out.

[N3D FLANDERS]

Umm mine is my best friends girlfriend. Shes nice and gives me good (not great-yet at least) deals. Sounds VERY innocent delivers.

[NextLineIsMine]

Mine is this awesome gay guy, He is one of the best guys I've ever met in my life, I can go over there, and he can help me out with fashion- weed. He loves my kid,and always only makes me 10 bucks for whatever I want...yes...however much I want. He is gay, so no sexual favors are givin.

All in all he is just an awesome mother fucker!


My gay Bio and Anatomy teacher told our advocacy (these small meeting groups you have through all highschool with 5 other students and get really close like the breakfast club crew) about his dealer. He runs a coffee shop and hides your hash you order in the croissants, you have to be known in the Castro community or no someone who is for him to hook you up though

[Jaerl]

Mine is a good bud of mine that i've known since prolly 3rd grade. He gets it for me very cheap and always dank.

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

He hooks me up real good with nice prices and fair weight. Plus lately hes been giving me weed for borrowing my scale

and uhh...






















Hes sexy ;)

[RIH]

You're not very trustworthy if you're gonna tell a bunch of people you don't know on the internet information about your dealer.