GHoSToKeR
12-07-2004, 04:49 PM
Okay, so i just visited http://boards.alcohol.com/ out of pure curiosity... it turns out it is an actual site, though i didnt think it would be..
Anyway, imagine that there was a forum exactly like this one, but about Alcohol instead of Cannabis..
You'll get posts every night with things like "heyy, yiu guys know ii luv you rtight?? youv alwyays been ther for me.. i jst want you to know" and then a reply "hey fuk youu buddy, stop lokking at me girl, who r you? wats my namme? i love you too man"
occasionally a fight will break out..
**Alcoholic399 throws a chair across the room at PeedMyPants**
**PeedMyPants smashes a bottle over Alcoholic399's head**
**BarMan20 kicks them both out, and tells them not to come back for a month**
**OldDrunkChick tries to hump BarMan20's leg, and falls over, where she falls asleep**
*OldDrunkChick has changed her nickname to PeedMyPantsToo*
Then SmellyOldManSittingInTheCorner will sing some old show tunes, and everyone will sing along even if they dont know the words
Sigh... if only...
:)
Anyway, imagine that there was a forum exactly like this one, but about Alcohol instead of Cannabis..
You'll get posts every night with things like "heyy, yiu guys know ii luv you rtight?? youv alwyays been ther for me.. i jst want you to know" and then a reply "hey fuk youu buddy, stop lokking at me girl, who r you? wats my namme? i love you too man"
occasionally a fight will break out..
**Alcoholic399 throws a chair across the room at PeedMyPants**
**PeedMyPants smashes a bottle over Alcoholic399's head**
**BarMan20 kicks them both out, and tells them not to come back for a month**
**OldDrunkChick tries to hump BarMan20's leg, and falls over, where she falls asleep**
*OldDrunkChick has changed her nickname to PeedMyPantsToo*
Then SmellyOldManSittingInTheCorner will sing some old show tunes, and everyone will sing along even if they dont know the words
Sigh... if only...
:)