I GOT SCAMMED!! @ Target

[Plastic Jesus]

I was a victim to a clever scam at Target yesterday while out shopping.

This happened to me at Target and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two hot chicks came over to your car as you are just finished putting your crap in your car and you are about to leave. They looked about 18, a blonde and a brunette.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag, with their Breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say
'No' and instead ask you for a ride across town.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with
each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolenTuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight...

[Podge_Boro]

I was a victim to a clever scam at Target yesterday while out shopping.

This happened to me at Target and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works:
Two hot chicks came over to your car as you are just finished putting your crap in your car and you are about to leave. They looked about 18, a blonde and a brunette.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag, with their Breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say
'No' and instead ask you for a ride across town.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with
each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolenTuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight...

LMFAO!!!
why do i never get scammed?
i wanna be scammed
anybody please?

[delusionsofNORMALity]

damn, i gotta get to target more often

[robert42]

lol dont u guys get it

it was a joke lol :p

good one ;)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

yes, we got it and now you ruined it:p

[Podge_Boro]

yes, we got it and now you ruined it:p

true lol

[Skink]

stop your giving all the hot chicks Ideas...

[Podge_Boro]

aslong as the try to scam me and not somebody else
i dont mind

[Skink]

Just put a bunch of blank papers in your 2$ Target wallet and your good to go...

[robert42]

im sorry i ruined it lol :p

[buddymyfriend]

Lol:S2:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

im sorry i ruined it lol :p

we'll let you off with a warning this time, but next time it's thirty days in the hole.:p

[d00d989]

ahhaha that was sweet

[Samwhore]

pff haha, that was a good one, but be careful, the good girls are at target, theres some impostors at Wal*Mart who have the herps

[Samwhore]

oh god, we just got a brand NEW wal mart, it was a supercenter one, and god, I felt south park all over again.

I wanted to leave as soon as I got out.

But I bought an awesome disney princess coloring book, 2.5x3 feet, its huge

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

ROTFLMAO! Love it.

[Gatekeeper777]

I wish that would happento me as i dont carry cash or ID in my wallet., just a few pics.
and business cards.lol

[NextLineIsMine]

I heard a different version of that joke for women. 2 rugged men wearing nothing but ski do the same thing. She gets robbed Monday, Wensday, Thursday, and twice on Saturday

[rebgirl420]

well that maps out what im doing tommorow ha

[RyanTheCaveman]

I would keep buying wallets...thats hot.

<----high.

[rebgirl420]

You're gonna rob someone?

Hell yeah and im gonna do it all ninja like mwhaha

[Jaerl]

Hell yeah and im gonna do it all ninja like mwhaha

I wish i was a ninja... /cry

Plus i wish i would get my wallet stolen once in a while at target.. i'll even settle for shopko!

[Kon.Artist.]

oh god, we just got a brand NEW wal mart, it was a supercenter one, and god, I felt south park all over again.

I wanted to leave as soon as I got out.

But I bought an awesome disney princess coloring book, 2.5x3 feet, its huge

The walmart in my town is easily one of the biggest buildings here. Its been rebuilt twice already, and currently they are building an entirely new one not far from the old one.

[JaggedEdge]

yes, we got it and now you ruined it:p

LoL, no shit.

I need to shop at target more often.

[notransfer]

HAAHAHA OM FFF G THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[iStaaHi]

nah, its not a joke, its happenin everywhere over here, ,,,,,,,,,,, chicks everywhere, jumpin out of treees, just to wash mi bike and steal my bud an d moneyf

[smoking habit]

See samwhore that's the kind of shit 15 year olds should be doing, buying princess coloring books, not having babies.