Suspensions/expulsions.

[smoking habit]

I saw in another thread a lot of funny stories about high-school mishaps and shit that got them suspended. So post what happened to you if its funny or interesting. I'll start off with this letter I got last year. I just realized i got that letter on my birthday last year, haha, weird.

and please don't over-exagerate your stories to the point where its obvious and annoying to read cuz we know you're full of shit. i hate that.

[chronicnhash]

Haha that letter is hilarious!

[budsmoker only]

haha thats funny, i dont have a copy of what happend but last year my friend didnt have a 4th period so he went and got a bottle and his bud, he then called me and told me to leave class so i did, just walked out and then the office came lookin for me just by coincidence... so i went back to school pretty fucked up and they called me into the office to find out where i was durin fourth and shit... it was obvious so they had to search my locker and shit, they asked me if i had ne thing in there and i was all no, but it turned out there was a bottle of everclear and about 8 grams of weed... both my friends.. the weird thing is.. i didnt get in trouble for what was in my locker...

[thcbongman]

Man that's a harsh sentence.

They would've given you a couple days in ISS for that.

[Podge_Boro]

ye thats some bullshit
10 days for that

however, i now know where you live and im going to bomb your house :D
oj ;)

[Skink]

I had to remove the letter,,,black out the names and addresses if you want to repost it...

[Podge_Boro]

I had to remove the letter,,,black out the names and addresses if you want to repost it...

you probably would of noticed anyway
but im still going to stand proud and give myself credit
saying taht i pointed it out :D

[Skink]

you probably would of noticed anyway
but im still going to stand proud and give myself credit
saying taht i pointed it out :D

Duly noted,the credit is all your...

[yoda]

never was suspended from school, had a few detentions but thats it.

i did once get ISS suspension for throwing a bottle down from the 2nd floor. i was attempting to throw it in a trash can but didnt make it. security guard didnt find it amusing.

[robert42]

repost the letter man i wanna read

i was suspsended from school for stealing 5 chcicken burgers and selling them - how embrassing

[fasterspider]

I only gor suspended once for getting my ass kicked pretty badly. I think they only sent me home because I was so bloodily beat down. Dude broke my nose and closed my eye for me.
He accused me of hurting his sister which I never did. What I did do was wait three years and catch him when he was not looking and I hit him with an ax handle and knocked out his teeth.
Payback is a bitch and I was wrongly beat down, not him. He got what he deserved, a dental plate. My nose is still busted 31 years later.

[LIP]

When i was at school i was suspended for a week for having a pipe on me... which had never been used. So in actual fact, i was suspended for having a metal pipe on me... I'd never heard such bullshit. But i got it back.

Another time i got suspended for calling a teacher a "bitch" ... Again, absolutly no need to suspension, a detention would have surviced.

I got suspended lots of times... and that contributed to me saying fuck it and leaving school early.

[yoda]

repost the letter man i wanna read

i was suspsended from school for stealing 5 chcicken burgers and selling them - how embrassing

lol that sucks dude. "hey man, you looking for that chicken burger?"

[robert42]

yea it sucks but they were nice man

also i forgot to mention my school tuck shop had like a semi blind 80 year old working on it and she couldnt see for shit i used to pay her in SPANISH PESATAS and she didnt realise it went on for about 2 months till she had a fall and fucked up her hip lol

[smoking habit]

here is the letter with shit blanked out.

[robert42]

lmfao now that is a funny letter

:p

[alexisonfire xo]

That's so wack man.


10 days for that? Bullshit.

[Pipe Dreams]

When I was in elementary school, I did so much shit it wasnt even funny. I used to run around and do random things to fuck up the school, bust out windows, chip up concrete, write on the walls, break the toilets

I always got in trouble for it, never suspended, I got paddled from like 2nd grade to 5th grade almost EVERYday. In middle school, I did alot of the same shit, blowing up toilets, wiriting on the walls, FIGHTING, skipping class. I was suspended literally the day after I came back from the suspension before that.

In highschool, I mellowed out alot, I skipped alot of class, smoked alot of pot, drank alot, all while in school/going to school. I never really got in trouble for anything though, I was pretty far below their radar.

Thank god I can do all this shit at my house and work now :)

[smoking habit]

yup. I most likely would have just had ISS if I did not have previous suspensions and truancy issues.

[EmoRebellion]

haha, I just found a printout from my junior year in highschool. My report pretty much doubled my senior year, but there is a couple good ones on there from earlier.

By far my greatest prank was lighting the trashcan on fire. It was fucking cold, and the wrestling team had the cafeteria closed. What were we supposed to do?

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[BabyFacedAbortion]

I can't read that other letter but..mr.billyzone? LOL

All thru middle school I got suspended twice for fighting and another time for drugs.

I actually only bought 2 pills of RITALIN...and got narced on. Talk about embarrassing.
(a year later I got a year on probation and fines and community service shit as well)

[Willard_420]

Suspended in 9th grade for being WAY too fucking high during school. I underestimated the bud, I don't remember what happened, but I remember getting called to the office, and falling asleep waiting for the vice princable to come talk to me lmao. Only 2 day suspension too! Canada kicks ass.

[zalami128]

SWIM got suspended a lot. One time, SWIM was getting rid of some plants on campus. While he was counting underclassmen's money he noticed some of his plants were still in some dumbasses backpack so he opened it up and got them out, for one second firmly holding them in plain site.

"youre caught" some kid said. "youre caught, you're caught dude". SWIM turned around to see a rentacop on his walkie talkie, about 100 feet away. The principal is standing on the other side of SWIM also with a walkie talkie. And then things get REALLY tense.

"SWIM!" the prinicpal yells (yes he knows his full name, well). "SWIM! come here!" SWIM is fucking faded as hell and puts all of his brain to work in the 2 seconds he had to act since this all started. SWIM starts running through the campus (this is lunchtime), weaving and dodging through hollister and ipods with the fatass principal running after him, yelling his name and SWIM of course holding a bag of regulars in his pocket. Finally SWIM loses him for a split second, ditches the bag in a trash can and yells at his friends to get it right quick.

SWIM let the prinicpal take him at that point and he was searched from nutsack to shoelace and nothing was found. SWIM got a one day suspensions for defiance and got the plants back from his homies after school.

[EmoRebellion]

I can't read that other letter but..mr.billyzone? LOL

All thru middle school I got suspended twice for fighting and another time for drugs.

I actually only bought 2 pills of RITALIN...and got narced on. Talk about embarrassing.
(a year later I got a year on probation and fines and community service shit as well)

You cant read it? Did you try clicking the picture?

[Gasper02]

luckily never been caught but we used to go around shoving epoxy puddy (liquid steel) on everything, faucets, lockers, and key holes, making it impossible to open anything. also put random locks on peoples lockers, putting urinal bars in book bags, using itching powder in the locker room. in collage for a prank we do the classic water falls (players and coaches), stealing someones underwear then soaking them in water and sticking them in the freezer and some other funny stuff. sounds pretty stupid now but when your young and stupid its some funny shit.

[AlwaysBlazed]

haha, I just found a printout from my junior year in highschool. My report pretty much doubled my senior year, but there is a couple good ones on there from earlier.

By far my greatest prank was lighting the trashcan on fire. It was fucking cold, and the wrestling team had the cafeteria closed. What were we supposed to do?

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you're school is so lame

[EmoRebellion]

Why do you say that? But yeah, it pretty much sucked. I just did my shit, and got out of there in my 4 years.

[smoking habit]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha kylay bahahahha i bet you got assault or something.

[Pipe Dreams]

Well, not exactly high school but middle school. In 7th grade, me and some friends put my adderall(sp?) in some kids soup. Got suspended for 7 days, probation for a year, and had to go to court. Made the newspaper and local news channel. It was fucking stupid, now that I think about it but I never meant to hurt the kid, just to mess with him. Blew way out of proportion. Stupid school.


How did you get caught for that?

[sam44]

I never got caught...almost. A few months ago I went around taking the microphones out of all the phones in the building. I was taking one out and a teacher saw me and was like wtf are you doing. I put it back and I was like "im trying to fix it, its not working." Well i did get caught burning a roll of paper towels on a bunsen burner. but i just played it off like it was an accident. boy did that thing burn

[smoking habit]

another funny moment that will forever be etched in my mind was when i threw a sub at this kid across the cafateria at lunch, and all the meat in it just like helicoptered down on top of people(this was a big sub). this story sucks i mean who hasnt thrown shit at lunch but the way the meat fell form the sky and the bonus of the bulk of the sub hitting the kid never fails to make me laugh just thinking about it.

i just wanted to hear more stories.

[FreeVenice]

I have a story called the "V-Day shuffle", but I am going to have to post it later because I am really tired at the moment and I just realized I work in the morning. . .