Your Favorite Movie Quotes

[Samwhore]

I love theses from

Hostage: "Fucking rich people"
Dumb & Dumberer: "Somebody chipped my tooth! Somebody bit me in the forehead!"

[ATrain]

"And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you." - The Godfather (1972)

Nice thread :thumbsup:

[JaggedEdge]

grandma's boy - "my grandma drank all my pot.

[Frivolous248]

girl: "I want a fake ID and a razor scooter"
brother: "A fake ID? No way, I'm not letting you drink"
girl: "Its to vote, you idiot"
brother: "Oh"

dude: "You need a razor scooter to vote?"

From Accepted

[Matt the Funk]

"And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you." - The Godfather (1972)

Nice thread :thumbsup:

"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

- Slater, Dazed and Confused (1993)

Your sig is one of my favs

[The Figment]

"And thats all I have to say about that" Forrest Gump

[OniEhtRedrum781]

"I was just BULLSHITTIN'.... AND YOU KNOW THIS..... MAAAAN!" Smokey, in Friday

[JeenYuss]

"You know what? Maybe you're right, maybe I am crazy...
But you know what else? I don't give a FUCK"

-Bishop from "Juice"

[JeenYuss]

"I was just BULLSHITTIN'.... AND YOU KNOW THIS..... MAAAAN!" Smokey, in Friday

HAHAHAHA I JUS WATCHED THAT TODAY it made my heart smile

[make it legal]

Abe Lincoln released them from slavery like 130 years ago. How long does it take them to get their act together?- American History x

[Ravenmoondrake]

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold" Raul Duke, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

[sam44]

"please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes!"

"you can turn your back on a person, but NEVER turn your back on a drug, espesically when its wielding a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediatley pull over. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you, he WILL follow."

[RyanTheCaveman]

"We cant stop here! This is Bat Country!"
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[sam44]

^^Three fear and loathing in a row :)

[make it legal]

"FINISH THE FUCKINg STORY. WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE GLANDS????

[make it legal]

^^^

four

[The Stoned Anarchist]

Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplates...
[taps Mia's chest]
Lance: You've got to pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
[demonstrates]
Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times?
Lance: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger.
Vincent: What happens after that?
Lance: I'm kinda curious about that myself.

[sam44]

"Or just an adrenaline gland. You know, to just chew on"

^Five

[RyanTheCaveman]

Hahah shit man, fear and loathing has many great quotes...its my fav. movie ever!

[JaggedEdge]

I need to buy fear and loathing, that is one of great dvd's I'm missing...

[Metaphor]

Is this not a reasonable place to park?? fear and loathing

[MyMARYJANE]

fear and loathing has soo many good ones!!
i looooooveee sooo many movie quotes but one of my faves is:

"hey fat lineman, next time you just keep your jelly rolls outta spikes way unless you want cleat marks up your fat back"- little giants lol

and cant forget...

whoa! i just heard you talkin through my nose! Is it possible my nose has eardrums?? NOSEDRUMS!!!- detroit rock city

[Nochowderforyou]

"Hey Slater you fucking hippy. Give me drugs man"
-Dazed and Confused.

I watched that movie yesterday and I never get tired of it.

"We can't stop here, this is bat country"
-Fear and Loathing

"I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devils work"
-The Devils Rejects

[make it legal]

Yeah man Dazed and Confused was my favorite movie till I saw Fear and Loathing.

"Get them from your mother, man"

[NewbiePacker]

Tommy from Goodfellas......"You Dizzy Mothafucka You!!"

[Nochowderforyou]

I get sad when Dazed and Confused ends. :p I mean, the fight at the end is a total buzzkill, the keg is empty, and the kids get busted by the cops on the football feild.

I never want that movie to end, but once Skynyrds "Tuesday's Gone" song kicks in, the party's over.

[MacWQ33]

I get sad when Dazed and Confused ends. :p I mean, the fight at the end is a total buzzkill, the keg is empty, and the kids get busted by the cops on the football feild.

I never want that movie to end, but once Skynyrds "Tuesday's Gone" song kicks in, the party's over.

I know exactly what you mean. Perfect song though. Makes you think "damn..it's over". The movie has a great original soundtrack overall.

On another note...Some good cannabis related quotes...

"Man ain't nuttin' wrong with smokin' weed. Weed is from the Earth! God put this here, for me....and you...take advantage man".

Or

"Yeah...I figure if I study high, take the test high...get high scores".

Lol, some movies are just quote after quote...definitely most of the ones mentioned in this thread so far fall into that category.

[BabySnookums]

my favorite is from the movie "From Dusk Til Dawn":

Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

[smoke it]

i love smell of napalm in the morning--from apocalypse now

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

I wont start with my family guy quotes...

cause I have one hell of a memory, you wont hear the end of it xD

[TheFatKid]

"I WANT THESE MOTHA FUCKIN SNAKES, OFF THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE"


If you don't know, you deserve to die.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

"please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes!"

beat me to it! :jointsmile:



How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

[Frivolous248]

I get sad when Dazed and Confused ends. :p I mean, the fight at the end is a total buzzkill, the keg is empty, and the kids get busted by the cops on the football feild.

I never want that movie to end, but once Skynyrds "Tuesday's Gone" song kicks in, the party's over.

True, but THEN, Foghat's "Slowride" comes on when he puts his headphones on and it shows them chiefin' a fatty on their way to get aerosmith tickets, so you know another good time will surely ensue soon enough!

[Nochowderforyou]

"I bent my wookie"
-Ralph Wiggum.

:D

"I'm so happy, I shave my balls. I'm serious! I have the smoothest balls in Iceland"
-Hostel

[dusto2k3]

Take you fancy clothes, your black silk underwear, and go back to disneyland

[higher4hockey]

go sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
-as good as it gets

shut that cunts mouth before i fuck-start her head.
- devils rejects

[MyMARYJANE]

dazed and confused is amazing

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

[notransfer]

"mind if i do a j?"-the big lebowski

"yippy kay yay mf"-die hard

[Skink]

I coulda been a contender...

[Goddess of Green]

so many Snakes on a Plane quotes...


also,
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what."

jay and silent bob

[Pipe Dreams]

The Big Lebowski: That chinaman PISSED on your rug dude.

Grandma's Boy: YEAH MONKEY KARATE CHOP THE ELEPHANT!

The Big Lebowski (again): THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS LARRY!

[iPot]

"Oh right aye, erm your the chick who was with those assholes in the pool hall throwing popcorn at Thumper!"

The Butterfly Effect

[Skink]

Fore...

Bill Murrey in Caddy Shack...

[iPot]

From the amusing scene where he hits the the golf ball off course and it bounces off several trees and lands in the punch bowl causing a subsequent furore?

[Lit Up]

"You aint gonna shit right for a week." - Bad Santa

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?".
"Germans?".
"Quiet, He's on a role."
- Animal House, it is the shit.

[Frank_The_Tank]

"When the right hook comes out , Crazzzy motha fucka's like you get knocked out" Trailer Park Boys

[JeenYuss]

"You aint gonna shit right for a week." - Bad Santa

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?".
"Germans?".
"Quiet, He's on a role."
- Animal House, it is the shit.

he said u aint guna shit right for a MONTH actually

"You guys got fat while the rest of us starved... it's my turn:)... (gun shots)"
Christopher Walken AKA Frank White from "King of New York"

[ATrain]

I coulda been a contender...

Just to finish it off. Fantastic film (I saw the waterfront where it was filmed when I was in NY:thumbsup: )

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."

[rebgirl420]

MY FAVE MOVIE EVER!

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[Kilgore unhappily walks off]

[NewbiePacker]

English Motherfucker, Do you speak it!!!!!!!!?

Jules Winnfield "Pulp Fiction"

[higher4hockey]

you see this knife? im gonna teach you to speak english with this fucking knife!
- gangs of new york

[CheefaTheReefa]

harry-"look at the ass on that"
lloyd-"yea, he must work out"

-dumb and dumber

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
- William Wallace, Braveheart.



Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
Rocco: FUCK!!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
- Boondock Saints



What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be! You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
- Tony Montana, Scarface.

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

"If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your fucking head again! 'Cause I'm fucking stupid! I don't give a fuck about jail! That's my business. That's what I do." joe pesci, casino

[Lit Up]

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob." - nuf said.

[suhl]

"And thats all I have to say about that" Forrest Gump

well, go ahead and close the thread, this trumps them all:thumbsup:

[RichieRich]

Damn, We in a tight spot...... (oh brother where art thou)

You got knocked the f**k out....(Friday)

[NiceTanAss]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade-school" -Marla
Fight Club

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade-school" -Marla
Fight Club

Well, great quote....great avatar....great name.

You rock.

[FreeVenice]

Listen you fuckers, you screw heads. . .
Here is a man who would not take it anymore.
Here is a man who stood up to cunts, the dogs...

Taxi Driver Rules!

[RichieRich]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade-school" -Marla
Fight Club

But did you know the original quote was supposed to be "I want to have your abortion". But that was tooooo pc Peace...:jointsmile:

[RichieRich]

English Motherfucker, Do you speak it!!!!!!!!?

Jules Winnfield "Pulp Fiction"

Say what one more time mother f**ker....... Great movie!

[Plastic Jesus]

Well, great quote....great avatar....great name.

You rock.

Nice!!


"It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo. Part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjegate the barbarian hordes of Pluto. But, even though this is a totally convincing reality for me, in every way... Never the less, Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent... In that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here, When I stop going there... I will be well. Are you also divergent, Friend?" -L.J. Washington

12 monkeys

[MacWQ33]

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
-Peschi, Goodfellas

[Plastic Jesus]

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."
-Peschi, Goodfellas


"DO I AMUSE YOU???" fucking classic!!!

[EATproteinGetHUGErUS]

'"STARTING DEFENSE.....A PLACE AT THE TABLE...WHOOOOHOOOOOO SMASH" YouTube - Lattimer Makes Starting Defense (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVxedatlu0)

"DING MOTHER ING DONG" YouTube - The Program (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXvYEY7Qcyo)

[EATproteinGetHUGErUS]

YouTube - Good Fellas What makes me funny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq8WSXhQFhM) "what makes me funny"

YouTube - Goodfellas - Whacking Samuel L. Jackson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaoXRlqzAf8&mode=related&search=) more good fellas

yippy kiae mutha F'a YouTube - Die Hard - Yippie-Kai-Yay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpj-FxzEvJU)

just a few random stuff, got plenty more though

[EbelEyes]

"Holy Jesus! What are these god damn animals?" Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

and lets not forget...

"WAIT... we can't stop here! This is bat country!"

[fasterspider]

Do you wanna get high? Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

[Divadish]

" I love you Pumpkin" " I love you Hunny Bunny" " ok everybody be cool this is a robbery" " Any of you fucking pricks move and i'll execute every motherfuckin last one of ya" ------------------------------ " You start acting like the village drunkard in some early irish novel......total loss of basic motor skills" ------------------------------ "It's shite bein Scottish"

[higher4hockey]

i play hockey and i fornicate, because those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.
-mystery alaska

i have a toy pony, he takes big shits.
-mystery alaska

a mother walrus going thwap thwap thwap? ......
....women don't like being to refered to as fat mammals skank.
-mystery alaska

[Blowboy]

"Quick, like a bunny"
Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing

really, best movie ever :)

[Cotton_Mouth]

'Fuck Pillow Pants! Honk if you love or like pussy!'
CLERKS II

[crudemood]

O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
[pause]
O-Ren Ishii: I didn't think so.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

'Fuck Pillow Pants! Honk if you love or like pussy!'
CLERKS II

hahahahaha


...or to be the first to find a new alien life form...and nail it!

[Puff.Hack]

"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be." ~Scarface

[mejames]

Bridget fonda to Robert de niro in pulp fiction
" wanna fuck "?

[timespaceandme]

Personally, i think Fear and Loathing is a great film but every time I watch it it makes me cringe. You know why?
Because, if anyone's done LSD around here, they'd know that the portrayal of this particular drug is completely fictional, its movie-lized and makes people think thats whats happening to a person when they're on drugs. Lizards? yeah... right... whatever...
Also, there is no such thing as Adrenochrome. Its made up. Full stop.
Other than that the movies is top notch.

My Fav quote is: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ...and I'm all out of bubblegum" - from 'THEY LIVE'

[bud luv]

You gonna do something or are you just going to stand there and bleed?!?
-Tombstone

It's the one that says "Bad Mother Fucker"
-Pulp Fiction

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
-Apocalypse now

Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!
-Full Metal Jacket

...Just a few of the many...

[rainbows.rsexy]

i luv the smell of napalm in the morning


from APOCOLYPSE NOW

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Nancy: Never trust a junkie.

[as Sid storms out]
Nancy:SID! What about the farewell drugs?

Nancy: I'll never look like Barbie. Barbie doesn't have bruises.

Nancy: [Pointing] No! Look, that's the roller ramma. Sid, I won a roller skating trophy there when I was six years old.
Granma: Nancy, don't fib.
Nancy: Fuck you, Grandma.

[getting off the phone with her parents]
Nancy: I fucking hate them! I fucking hate them! Ass! Ow! Fucking motherfuckers! They wouldn't send us any money! They said we'd spend it on DRUGS!
Sid: We would!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Bridget fonda to Robert de niro in pulp fiction
" wanna fuck "?
That was in Jackie Brown.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Well let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.~Winston Wolf, Pulp Fiction
More Pulp:
Vincent Vega : I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow.
Jules : Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?
Vincent Vega : I could blow.
Jules : Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this n*****'s skull.

[bud luv]

I read the first page of this thread, and then I looked up at the pulp fiction and fear and loathing in las vegas posters i have next to each other on my wall and it got me extra high.

[HippyGoneWild]

"All I need is a tasty wave and a cool buzz and I'm fine."-Jeff Spicoli - Fast times at Ridgemont high.:rasta:

[bud luv]

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

[ziggy32]

"its the one that says bad mutha fucka on it" - Pulp Fiction

[halfassedjediknight]

me and my brother always take random quotes from lord of the rings and just yell them. its funny!

"we ride north!"

"flaaaame of unduuune!"

"what about they legs? they dont need those! those look tasty!"

[25wings]

Boris The Blade? You mean Boris The Sneaky Fu**ng Russian...

[halfassedjediknight]

Boris The Blade? You mean Boris The Sneaky Fu**ng Russian...

"ze germans?"

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I don't care if it's been done, but...

Persian Messenger: This is madness!
Leonidas: Madness? This is SPARTA!

Napalatoni: Warden!
Dwight McClusky: Yes! What is it, Natapundi?
Napalatoni: Napalatoni!
Dwight McClusky: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS!
Napalatoni: Mickey and Mallory Knox are loose, Scagnetti's dead, and they're live on national TV!
Dwight McClusky: LIVE ON NATIONAL TV? JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH, IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?
OMG how could I forget NBK?!?!? Only one of my fave movies of all fucking time!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
[pause]
O-Ren Ishii: I didn't think so.
I just had to drop by this thread and read this again, so I could relive O-Ren's bad ass tipping across the table on her tiny little cute feet, fast as prettylightning, and relieving that dude of his head like you'd pop the flower off a dandelion.

Lucy Liu is too hot for words.

[Reefer Rogue]

It's OK! I'm a Limo driver.

Sanka, ya dead? Ya man.

[Mean Green Charlene]

Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?

The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

-The Big Lebowski.

&this one makes me laugh everytime at the end.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
-Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

The Big Lebowski

[Mean Green Charlene]

oh and

The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

As you can guess..the big lebowski

[Plastic Jesus]

"SAY WHAT AGAIN!"
"WHAT?!?"
*bam

werd

[Maui Wowie]

*Points at sig*

"Your out of your element, Donny!"

[bucknuts1870]

"Easy dude, nothing is fucked dude, c'mon your being very un-dude, nothing is fucked, there a buncha fuckin' amatuers"

"Donnie shut the fuck up, shut the FUCK up Donnie!"

Hunter quotes, not from FALILV but so good I'll put 'em up anyway:

when the going gets weird the weird turn pro

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.

Now for my favorite movie(s) of all time can you guess?

-Leave the gun take the cannoli-

Best scene out of any movie, when Michael interrogates Carlo.

MICHAEL
You have to answer for Santino, Carlo.

CARLO
Mike, you got it all wrong...

MICHAEL
You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people. Ahhh that little farce you played with my sister -
- you think that could fool a Corleone?

CARLO
Mike, I'm innocent -- I swear on the kids, Mike -- Please, Mike, don't do this to me.

MICHAEL (as he pulls up his own chair)
Sit down.

CARLO (sitting)
Mike, don't do this to me, please...

MICHAEL
Barzini's dead. So is Phillip Tattaglia -- Moe Greene -- Strachi -- Cuneo -- Today I settle all
Family business, so don't tell me you're innocent, Carlo. Admit what you did.
(then, to Neri)
Get him a drink.
(then, to Carlo, as Michael shifts in his chair)
Come on. Don't be afraid, Carlo -- Come on, you think I'd make my sister a widow? I'm
Godfather to your son, Carlo --
(then, after Neri hands Carlo a glass of wine)
Go ahead, drink it -- drink
(then, after Carlo drinks)
No -- Carlo -- you're out of the Family business, that's your punishment. You're finished. I'm
putting you on a plane to Vegas --
(then, to Tom, as he reaches out his hand)
Tom?
(then, after Tom hands Michael a plane ticket, which he hands to Carlo)
I want you to stay there. Understand?
(then, quietly, after Carlo nods and hmmms)
Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence -- and makes me very
angry...
(then)
Now who approached you? Tattaglia or Barzini?

CARLO (after hesitating)
It was Barzini

MICHAEL
Good.
(then, after standing)
There's a car waiting for you outside to take you to the airport. I'll call your wife, to tell her
what flight you're on.

CARLO (as he rises, starts to protest)
Mike, please...

MICHAEL
Come on -- get outta my sight.

[TX Girl]

HI, you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

and

Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

from Raising Arizona

Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK: Hey, you're copying my best lines!
Elvis: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.
JFK: Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
Elvis: I think you know what I'm gettin' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.
bubba hotep

[kingjustin]

I Saw 300 the other day and there's a part in the middle where King Leonidas is on the battle field eating an apple while he and his men are finishing off the last of the enemy. One of his men says something about the opposing ruler and he replies
" there's no reason why we can't be civil about this" right as he stabs some dude in the throat.

[hello3pat]

"Welcome to thunderdome, bitch!"
-floyd waiting
"So you're the coolest guy at ShenaniganZ, big fucking deal! That's like being the smartest person with Down Syndrome!"
- Mitch waiting
"That's right, birds of a feather flock to-vagina."
-Monty Waiting
"two men enter, one man leaves"
- Mad Max BeyondThunderdome
"It's just a book, a good book, but still just a book"
-talking about the bible in Inherit the Wind

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure"
-Dr.Frankenfurter "The Rocky Horror picture show

[BUZz UK]

"We cant stop here! This is Bat Country!"
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
was waiting for that one, lol.

Mother Superior: Would Sir care for a starter of some garlic bread perhaps?

Renton: No, thank you. I will proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.

classic

[in.music.u.trust]

"Bob had bitch tits"

"Home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid goand has to watch game shows at full volume...
Or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night."

SECURITY TFM
(to Jack)
Throwers don't worry about ticking.
Modern bombs don't tick.

JACK
Excuse me? "Throwers?"

SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, the throwers have
to call the police.

JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...
(whispers)
...it's a dildo. It's airline policy
not to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We use the indefinite
aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your
dildo."


and my favorite ever:
Now a question of etiquette: As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

[AsianStoner420]

Seagal: What am I a shit magnet? - Exit Wounds



"if you gotta do something, u gotta hit em where it hurts" - Alpha Dog



"It supposed to be hard coz its not worth it if it werent" - Save the last dance




"Smite me oh Mighty smiter!!!" - Bruce almighty




"You dont score until you score" - American pie The wedding

[smoke_and_fly]

im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse
today we finish all family busness
godfather
i must break you-rocky 4
any predictions for this fight..predictions?...yes predictions...pain!!-rocky3
attention arh attention..we are looking for the chick with really big boobs..yea yea we are ready to do you now!-beavis and butthead
peace

[pabloescobar209]

Go ahead and skin it... skin that smoke wagon and see what happens - wyde earp Tombstone.


Am I fucked up or is this shit fucked up, man this shit is fucking crazy... shit man I was about to pull out my nine and put a cap in that pigs ass. stoner from Super Troopers.

[Madlib]

Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime. -Pazuzu

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving. -Col. Kurtz

[TallCoolOne]

MANCO: (Loads Indio's body onto the cart with the rest of the dead gang.) Ten thousand, twelve thousand, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, twenty-two... Twenty two. (Hears man moving behind him, turns and shoots him.) Twenty-seven.

MORTIMER: Any trouble, boy?

MANCO: No old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.

-For a Few Dollars More

[steme]

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

[Divadish]

Tom : " there's no money , there's no weed ,it's all been replaced by a pile of corpses " Lock stock' brilliant

[MadSativa]

haha this thread has been here for days and now alot of yous have missed it, so heres a good one

...........................I have thought about it and I agree with my self.----Billy Bob Thorton----Homegrown

[Struck420]

"this guy fucked 400 chickens and a beagel"
i cant remember which movie it was but it had chris farley and david spade i think it was either tommy boy or black sheep;)

[Chong Version 2.0]

"Sorry if I smell like piss, you know how it is."

homeless guy from Death to Smoochy

[thekhoso]

after having sex mark renton says "i haven't felt that good since archie gemmill scored against holland in 1978"

trainspotting

[FreshNugz]

this is a great thread!

Super Troopers:
*When they're playing the "meow" game....Foster says to the guy:
"Do I look like a cat to ya boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree. Am I drinking milk from a saucer?? Well, do you see me eating mice??!!"

"Gimme a double bacon with cheese...double baco-cheese..its for a cop.
"What, is he gonna spit in it now?"
"No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good.......uh, don't spit in that cop's burger"


and uh, a litre a' cola"
"Litre a' cola? Do we make litre a cola? What is that?
"It's French for gimme some fucking cola!!!"
and when he goes to eat...
"Does that look like spit to you?"
"yeah"
"Aw fuck it"

Full Metal Jacket
"How tall are you private?"
"5'5"
"5'5?? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

"Where are you from?"
"Texas"
"Texas? Only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me!"

"It looks like the best part of you rolled down the crack of your mamma's ass and ended up the brown stain on the matress!! I think you've been CHEATED!"

[slipknotpsycho]

you are the dumbest.... smart person i've ever met!

oh and

oh damn! she just shot at you with her eyes closed foo...
HEY! did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!

[thecreator]

Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

[420_24/7]

"Bob had bitch tits"

"Home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid goand has to watch game shows at full volume...
Or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night."

SECURITY TFM
(to Jack)
Throwers don't worry about ticking.
Modern bombs don't tick.

JACK
Excuse me? "Throwers?"

SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, the throwers have
to call the police.

JACK
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...
(whispers)
...it's a dildo. It's airline policy
not to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We use the indefinite
aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your
dildo."


and my favorite ever:
Now a question of etiquette: As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

that movie kicks ass:thumbsup:

[MadSativa]

"You dont score until you score" - American pie

hahahah......"Yeah baby, you dont score till you score" hahaha


"Im Sorry did I break your concentration, well alow me to retort" Pit----Pulp Fiction

[mikeyjo]

Bronx tale - "nowz youz cant leave!"

[Mr. Brown]

This is what happens Larry, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!! The Big Lebowski

[Charles U Farley]

Shit...seven years of college down the drain Bluto-Animal House

[wisco61]

Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.

Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

Bob MacKenzie: My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!

Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.

Elwood: We're on a mission from God.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

[shaan04]

"Forgiveness is between them and God I am just here to make the meeting"

From MAN ON FIRE

That line blew away my Mind Away I think Denzel Washington is a great Actor :thumbsup:

[Mr. Brown]

There are two kinds of people in this world...those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't. What About Bob?

[MadSativa]

"Forgiveness is between them and God I am just here to make the meeting"

From MAN ON FIRE

That line blew away my Mind Away I think Denzel Washington is a great Actor :thumbsup:

very good line , very good movie, but danzel acts the same in every movie. Man On Fire, Training day, same actor same acting its as if they just let him be him self a bit. That new movie American Gangster yeah that should be good


heres a good one
Training day......."you ever had your shit pushed in"?................."I always get love from the homies".....................thats some scary shit

"Two Pair! , Two Pair!!.......two pair"

[WeedyBoyWonder]

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

-Samuel L Jackson, in err.... some movie. Pulpfiction?

[420_24/7]

How about...
A clockwork orange
Who's up for a bit of the old Ultra Violence

[smoke_and_fly]

why do you fight?
because i cant sing or dance
-rocky
peace

[Mr. Glover]

Accepted.
Sherman Schrader: Oh great, an abandoned psychiatric hospital! Now I can get Hepatitis!
Sherman Schrader: I hope you have hobo stab insurance.

Hands: Scharder, your scared of the toothfairy.
Sherman Schrader : That's actually a legitimate fear. She was rifiling through my shit.


Knocked Up.
Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.

Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to fuck your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't.

Jonah: Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck. It's dangerous.

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: Fuckk off!
Alison Scott: What!?!?
Ben Stone: What?...

Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: Vrrooooom!

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child.
Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!


Grandma's Boy.
Jeff: Hey, Alex. Can we go back to your grandma's house? I gotta pee.
Alex: Why don't you just go to the alley and pee?
Jeff: I gotta pee out of my ass.
Alex: Well I guess we could go by.
Jeff: Emergency!

Dante: Does anyone want to try this weed? It's called Brown bomber.
Alex: Why is it called that?
Dante: Because when you smoke it You get so stoned that you shit your pants! Hahahaha!
Jeff: Uh, I don't wanna do that.
Barry: Yeah, I already shit my pants this month.

Jeff: Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.

Dante: [looking around nervously while phone is ringing] What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?

Dante: I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

Dante: [Answering the phone stoned] Hello?
Jeff: Dante is Alex there?
Dante: Who is this? Is this the devil?
Alex: [hangs up the phone] Dude... you have to give me a ride.
Dante: [after smoking] I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.

[TryptamineScape]

I'm gonna take your mexican friend, and I'm kill him!
I'm Cuban B!
Yes...Cuban B!

Tony Montana: What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!