Someone mail me some food.

[JaggedEdge]

My g/f took my car to work and now i'm hungry as hell. All I have here are heart shaped suckers... 2 hours till I can go get something to eat...

feeling faint...

So what should I eat? I'm craving Cane's (chicken finger place.)

[crudemood]

you should always keep like a box of mac of cheese laying around, or something non perishable for these desperate times. ;P

no corner store you can run to? mmm chicken fingers.

[slipknotpsycho]

next tiem you go to the store buy one of those 12 packs of ramen noodles just for times like this.. i hate those fuckers now (i grew up on them, and not exactly wilingly either) but when there's NOTHING else to eat, and i get so hungry i'm about ot puke (i hate that feeling...) i'll definately eat 'em.

[ericwt]

Sorry dude. The soonest I could get you any food is by 10am tomorrow...

Looks like you are on your own.:smokin:

[cannabis campbell]

LOL this thread made me laugh

i feel sorry for you

[JaggedEdge]

next tiem you go to the store buy one of those 12 packs of ramen noodles just for times like this.. i hate those fuckers now (i grew up on them, and not exactly wilingly either) but when there's NOTHING else to eat, and i get so hungry i'm about ot puke (i hate that feeling...) i'll definately eat 'em.

I have had my fill of ramen too... I ate it a lot. You can't beat 10 cents for a meal.

[JaggedEdge]

you should always keep like a box of mac of cheese laying around, or something non perishable for these desperate times. ;P

no corner store you can run to? mmm chicken fingers.

We had some Mac and cheese left last night but we ate it while we were stoned.

[JaggedEdge]

you should always keep like a box of mac of cheese laying around, or something non perishable for these desperate times. ;P

no corner store you can run to? mmm chicken fingers.

Nope, I live out in a rural area, the nearest store is a couple miles away and not worth the walk.

[slipknotpsycho]

my brother found out a damn good recipe from when he got sent to county o.0


lol a can of wolf brand chili
2 packs chili flavored ramen
about 10-12 crackers
a teaspoon to a tablespoon of cajun seasoning

cook the noodles like normal, but don't put the packs of flavoring, thendrain them and put 'em in a big bowl, add in the seasoning and the cajun seasoning, then add in the can of chili and put it in the microwave for about 2 minutes or so... then take the crackers and crush them up into the bowl, stir it around.. and goddamn lol...

it's a bunch of cheap ass foods but that shit is soooooooooo fucking good... it'll blow your mind...

[Samwhore]

here you go

:twocents: money to buy spam
:spam1: bought spam
:microwave: heat up spam

:eat: eat spam

and a :Tomcat:to send it in

:)

[JaggedEdge]

I would rather starve than eat spam. Thanks for the kind gesture though. :D

Spam really is the nastiest thing ever created, IMO.

[slipknotpsycho]

fuck spam, eat what i juts told you to o.0

jus tmake sure everytime you make it you have an extra roll of toilet paper...

[Samwhore]

tell that to the kids in hawaii,

SPAM= GOD over there

[JaggedEdge]

my brother found out a damn good recipe from when he got sent to county o.0


lol a can of wolf brand chili
2 packs chili flavored ramen
about 10-12 crackers
a teaspoon to a tablespoon of cajun seasoning

cook the noodles like normal, but don't put the packs of flavoring, thendrain them and put 'em in a big bowl, add in the seasoning and the cajun seasoning, then add in the can of chili and put it in the microwave for about 2 minutes or so... then take the crackers and crush them up into the bowl, stir it around.. and goddamn lol...

it's a bunch of cheap ass foods but that shit is soooooooooo fucking good... it'll blow your mind...


I have never even heard of wolf brand chili, lol, It does sound like it would be cheap and easy to make. I will have to try it, I love me some chili. This thread is really starting to make me hungry.

[slipknotpsycho]

hmm... you know the chili that you put ontop of hot dogs (not the kind you make with meat and beans and tomotoes and all that crap)? that's basicly what wolfbrand chili is... (how could you not of heard of it??? lmao!)

http://www.csummers.org/wp-content/images/chili_wolf_brand.jpg

[tuscani]

you know we cant discuss MOF here

[JaggedEdge]

I don't know, maybe I just haven't paid close enought attention to name brands. I usually either get the really good brand or the store brand (usually "great value.") Rarely in between.

The name really isn't ringing a bell and the design looks like every other can of chili. :)

[slipknotpsycho]

another cheap thing... i don't like it so much, but my wife loves it since ithought of it...

box of macaroni and cheese and a can of chili... lol...

[JaggedEdge]

That doesn't sound so good.

I enjoy, toast and jelly. (pretty cheap)

[Samwhore]

you know we cant discuss MOF here

LOL

[MastaChronic]

hey slip, did your...pizza guy ever come through with his delivery?
you still hungry?

[slipknotpsycho]

no -.-

and hell yes i am...

[tuscani]

LOL

well at least someone thought it was funny : ]
haha

[Samwhore]

Im in a good mood today and I havent said anything funny yet

well at least someone thought it was funny : ]
haha

[KOZMO]

damn I am starving too
someone send me some food

[thebeancounter41]

I have never even heard of wolf brand chili.

You live in the US and never heard of wolf brand??????It may be the first chili ever canned and mass marketed, for damn sure it's been a household name for chili for almost 100 years.
"how long has it been since you had a steaming bowl of wolf brand chili?"....Well that's TOOO long.

[thebeancounter41]

hmm... you know the chili that you put ontop of hot dogs (not the kind you make with meat and beans and tomotoes and all that crap)? that's basicly what wolfbrand chili is... (how could you not of heard of it??? lmao!)

http://www.csummers.org/wp-content/images/chili_wolf_brand.jpg

The original label had a picture of a howling wolf and a campfire if I remember correctly.Like a shot of the campfire on a old western.
here's a short history of the wolf brand chili brand.


Wolf Brand Chili
The original Wolf Brand recipe was developed in 1895 by a Texas ranch cook and Mr. Lyman T. Davis. Recognizing that they had something mighty good, the pair brought their specialty by wagon to the oil boomtown of Corsicana, Texas. There they sold it for five cents a bowl in front of the Blue Front Saloon. Demand for Mr. Davis' chili grew and soon Mr. Davis began selling his famous recipe in brick style. By the early twenties, the chili's great tasting reputation had spread beyond Corsicana. So Mr. Davis began canning chili. At the suggestion of a local photographer, Mr. Davis's pet wolf, Kaiser Bill, was selected to grace the label. Suddenly the chili had a name, Wolf Brand, which was to become as famous as its flavor. In 1923, the business was purchased from Mr. Davis by J.C. West and F.C. Slawson. But Wolf Brand continued to be made according to the original recipe and its fame continued to grow. Undoubtedly, Wolf Brand employed some memorable marketing techniques. Most notably the can caravan, the vehicles used by Wolf Brand salesmen in the twenties. Each car was designed in the shape of the Wolf Brand can, and in the place of a high-pressure salesmen, carried a live wolf in the cage on the back. A Wolf Brand Chili Can Car still makes regular appearances at chili cook-offs and other events across the Southwest. During the early 20th century, Wolf Brand was sold only in Texas. But the chili had made friends from coast to coast. For example, Will Rogers, the world famous film star, comedian, roper and philosopher, had met plenty of chilis he didn't like. So he took every pretext of passing through Texas to stop in Corsicana and pick up a case of the one chili he really loved, Wolf Brand. Even today, Wolf Brand Chili is shipped on special order to points around the world to satisfy the longing for the real thing. Wolf Brand Chili's unique blend of spices, seasonings and lean cuts of beef has flavored the lives of generations. Neighbor, how long has it been since you've had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili? Well, that's too long

[KOZMO]

damn
lol
I already heard of wolf brand
but seems like you obsessed wit it

[Reefer Rogue]

Mmm, pizza

[yankeesgirl83]

and i get so hungry i'm about ot puke (i hate that feeling...)

That started happening to me about 6 months ago. I told my doc and he said it's probably hypoglycemia.

[Skink]

Chef BoyAreD,,,pizza in a box...

[Oh F Yeah]

I have never even heard of wolf brand chili, lol, It does sound like it would be cheap and easy to make. I will have to try it, I love me some chili. This thread is really starting to make me hungry.


Wolf chili is a Texas thang.

Forgot the Sharp Chedder Cheese on top though. And maybe some chopped onions.

[EbelEyes]

I have never heard of Wolf Brand either up untill now...

[slipknotpsycho]

shiiiiiiit... i knew what wolf brand chili was before i even ever heard of people making real chili at home... lmao.... maybe it is a texas thing... i can tell you this for sure.... anyone around here who DIDN'T know what i was would get alot of crazy ass looks and "how long you been living under that mother fucking rock man?" type shit lol..

[Skink]

The major brand of beef stew in a can up here is Dinty Moore,,,never heard of Wolfs either...

[slipknotpsycho]

o.0 ???

we'er not talking about beef stew... were talking about chili... and we have that same brand of beef stew here...

[Skink]

o.0 ???

we'er not talking about beef stew... were talking about chili... and we have that same brand of beef stew here...

I don't even think we have a major brand of Chili in a can here... Chili is a southern thing I guess...

[Skink]

Come to think of it we have Ro Tel...

[slipknotpsycho]

lol ro tel is not chili! >.<

you know what.. email me your address.. i'll send you a damn can of wolf brand chili :p

[KOZMO]

^whats ya email?

[Bob the Awesome]

I'm in Cincinnati, chili is so different around here compared to 'normal' chili.

[slipknotpsycho]

^whats ya email?

nah not you lol...

skink has earned some rep wiht me so i'll do it for him, even jagged o.0 i dunno you enough yet to mail you chili! sorry :p

[KOZMO]

thats cool no hard feelings
anyway I meant what is ya email because you didn't post it
I guess he already has ya email?

[slipknotpsycho]

shit pretty much everyone does.. i throw it around quicker then pennies... lol

[KOZMO]

ok cool my bad

[geonagual]

I'm in Cincinnati, chili is so different around here compared to 'normal' chili.

Cincinnati is a huge chili town. When I go back to visit I always make sure I hit up Skyline or Gold Star. Chili dogs, 3-ways...The shit. There are at least a few hundred chili places.

Cincinnati chili taste different than any other chili because one of the ingredients is cinnamon. The meat is also cooked way differently.


My mom used to always send me the Skyline packets from the grocery store. I got my family addicted.

Here in california, the main brand of chili on the shelves is Hormel. Another is Staggs. Sometimes when I make chili and I am feeling lazy...I will reach up to the top shelve and grab that chili packet that comes in a little paper bag type container.

[geonagual]

Here is some pictures for your afternoon delight:hippy:

[Skink]

Forgot all about Hormel,,we got that here... RoTel is Tomatoes and chili peppers,,,LOLz,,, I looked it up...

[geonagual]

ooooooooooh CHILI!!!!!!!

[rayhaha]

why dont u open a shop selling food, then ur g/f dont have to go to work. and when u get hungry u still have food to eat, even ur car is exploded.:rastasmoke: