New To Marijuana....Help....

[piercedweed420]

My topic is in another section of the forums and decided it best went here so here it goes. Be warned...theres a lot of questions:

Where do I get seeds?
How exactly do I grow weed?
How do I get weed from plant form into smoking form?
Can drug sniffing dogs sniff out marijuana seeds?
What are the slang for amounts of weed and what are their prices?

Also anyone know other good marijuana and drug sites?

Thanks for helping an up-and-coming fellow pothead

A couple more newbie questions:

How long exactly does it stay in your system?
How can I pass a drug test without advanced notice?
What is the BEST weed I could grow that is very good and will yield good profit?

Thanks

I know im a noob so thats why im asking Peace

[sugarmagnolia]

u can find seeds in the weed in ur bag sometimes. Hopefully u donm't though, cause that means ur getting lower quality weed or someones pulling a weight trick on u.

Well u put it in the soil and make sure there is a light source. :) that's the simple answer but ur gonna wanna just check out erowid.org, or the indoor growing section on thsi site. nickel bag 5 buck bag; dimebag 10 bnucks bag; gram; eighth, quad, use the metric system and ur fine.

Well from my reading of the Big Book of Buds by Rosenthal u should get some chronic seeds. then u can also feel like a gangster and walk around giving out chronic. Remember that u will have to wait a month or two before the plant is ready for smoking (after it is properly dried). So u best buy some before :)

[piercedweed420]

aight...im kinda getting it now...any more help...thanks sugar

[poorman3]

cannabis.com has a lot of info. just read all about it.

[sugarmagnolia]

weed can stay in ur system for a month or something like that. Erowid.org has a THC calculator in the cannabis section. So that can help u know if u will fail or pass a test.

[Buck268]

Dude, half the fun of smoking is learning shit as you go... Just find some other people who smoke...

[BradPitt]

/agree ^

[The C]

But fi you wanna learn growing best to start off with a good source. Like the marijuana growers handbook "guide to high yeilds". Great book, it'll really let you in on what you want to know concerning growing im sure.

The C

[Mello.as.Hello]

visit www.pot-tv.net and look up "The Grow Show with Marijuana Man". He's pretty stoned when he does that show, but the information if spot on.

Also, there's a link to emeryseedsdirect.com there, where you can buy GOOD real marijuana seeds with strain and growing descriptions. They ship from Canada, though... so I won't buy my seeds from them (I'm paranoid) but a buddy of mine did and the plant turned out DANK.

As far as terminology goes, there's alot of posts on this board about that.. but here are a few basics:

dub: a $20 bag of weed
chronic: usually good weed
gram: a metric measurement of weight, used to measure out marijuana.

You know, I'm too stoned to write out definitions. I suggest checking the board.

And THC (Delta 9 tetrahydracannibinol), the main active ingredient in marijuana, is fat-soluble. This means it winds up in the fat cells of your body, so a surprise test is pretty much impossible to pass without SOME warning. I suggest you exercise 2 or 3 times a week, drink lots of water regularly, and watch your parents.. You should be pretty well prepared that way, but THC can stay in your body for weeks.

i suggest looking at erowid.com for more info. Good luck brother.

[piercedweed420]

thanks for your help guys...but do I really wanna know if drug sniffing dogs can smell out seeds and what the best way to cover up the smell would be....thanks..any more help answering my questions would be greatlya ppreciated..imma go get high now..peace...

[slipknotpsycho]

how about this......don't take shit where drug dogs go....

[piercedweed420]

sounds like good advice

[piercedweed420]

anymore help?

[sugarmagnolia]

never ever salivate on the pipe, cause that is just so nasty and unnapetizing. It's basically like taking the next persons hit and rubbing nasty germs all over it. I was with a newby type smoker and he managed to "nigger" (sorry but I don't know the other term, and I really did not like saying that) lip a bong. I was like, man what the fuck, i don't wanna see u looking like Pam Anderson (he was a guy :)) wiht my bong. So damn nasty.

[slipknotpsycho]

uhmm yeah....get a nice pipe or make one that can have all parts easily accessed....put about an ounce worth the smoking or 3 weeks if you smoke everyday and can last that long in it....then scrape that fucker for resin....

[Mello.as.Hello]

Enjoy your marijuana. Enjoy every nuance, every taste, aroma, texture, every aspect of anticipation, smoking, being high, coming down, etc.. Enjoy EVERY BIT of our marijuana, and you'll get it.

[GIR]

- i get my seeds with my weed
- not to good with that i say go to te book place and get a good thick one :)
- let it dry i think
- yes ,im shur of it
- this is diffrent for differnt places hear in new orleans gram /nick/ stuff like that
- um... no not off the top of my head
- i hear 2 months
- at smothey king they have "the stuff" thats what its called , gets it out of ur hair that night its like $40 but it s worth it i hear
- i dont know but i do like hydroponic its like 2 hit weed(it takes two hits to get high) :D