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Reefer Rogue
12-06-2004, 06:23 PM
ok i dont think this thread has been done b4 so..
anyway general discussion on hairy asses, hopefully not on a women but then the femanists can use that as a double standard :p to shave or not to shave? does a hairy ass bother you ladies? embarrasing stories about dingleberries lmao,man im so blazed anyway looking forward to your responces on this topic.

BOgart.bitch
12-06-2004, 06:59 PM
hairy asses dont bother me as long as it isnt excessive. it does bother me when guys lie about the hair on their ass! dont be ashamed.

ohh and i also discovered the other day that there is hair deeeep in my ass crack. its nowhere else but there and i found that strange o.O how do i know this one may ask?? i wanted to get extra clean that day? *shrugs* lol

but na as long as they arent furry it doesnt bother me.. id prefer a hairy ass to a hairy back.

ozyboy
12-06-2004, 10:30 PM
i got a hariy ass and hairy balls, who wants to lick them?

Lulu
12-06-2004, 10:53 PM
i got a hariy ass and hairy balls, who wants to lick them?
Thanks, but I'll pass :rolleyes: :p :D ~lol~

Lulu
12-06-2004, 11:51 PM
Speaking of balls, has anyone been watchin' "I'm a Celeb"?
When Paul Burrell ate that raw Kangaroo's testicle I thought I was gonna puke, was bad enough hearing one pop in Sophie Whatsherface's mouth the other night :eek: :( was the grossest thing ever!

GooseBear
12-07-2004, 06:04 AM
nope no bother here and bogart your right deep down inside everyone has a hairy ass

Imotep
12-07-2004, 12:43 PM
yeah every now and then i find a fucking dangleberry. jesus those things get tangled in there. where do they come from??? i must wipe like a goddam kindergarten kid.
*checks out massive screetchie in boxers*
hmmm...
*fires up the brushcutter*

maryjanemama
12-07-2004, 01:50 PM
:eek: Guys have hair everythings...that must get annoying. I would hate to have to shave my face everyday. Anyway, ass cracks in general are uber disgusting as far as I'm concerned.

FrenchInhale
12-07-2004, 04:50 PM
I have a hairy ass/asscrack and im proud of it :)

zarathustra
12-07-2004, 05:13 PM
Small children wander in and hardened warriors come out. I have an ass of trials.

Proof
12-07-2004, 06:23 PM
lol i have a hairy ass but who cares!

Reefer Rogue
12-07-2004, 06:29 PM
ditto

DrGonzo
12-07-2004, 07:03 PM
Small children wander in and hardened warriors come out. I have an ass of trials

lmfao Zarathustra you are a sick, sick man

that having been said, I think it isn't truly an ass unless its got some little squiggly hairs sticking out

Encatuse
12-08-2004, 02:59 AM
I'm a very non-hairy person. Puberty completed, and I don't have hairy armpits. Yes, you heard right, no hairy armpits. I come from a long line ((on my dads side)) of non-hairiness. Hair On my head, hair down there, but minimal leg hair, arm hair, stomach and chest hair etcetera. But, none-the-less, I have a hairy ass-crack. And Im fairly sure everyone does, females included. But with females its usually shaved or well hidden deep within their cracks. -shrugs- Im an ass-man. I like female butts alot, and a little bit of hair isn't going to stop me. -shrugs-

opiuser
12-19-2004, 10:17 AM
i have a hairy ass... no dingleberries tho, lol... and i dont think the women should care because they should be nowhere near my asshole... they aren't puttin anything in there or lickin it cuz thats just sick and wrong... so they have no business there... so stay away...

i just realized... i really overuse the continuance periods(...)

ChicoEscuela
01-08-2005, 02:26 AM
This is a hairy thread.

Hektik
01-08-2005, 10:37 PM
hairy asses dont bother me as long as it isnt excessive. it does bother me when guys lie about the hair on their ass! dont be ashamed.

ohh and i also discovered the other day that there is hair deeeep in my ass crack. its nowhere else but there and i found that strange o.O how do i know this one may ask?? i wanted to get extra clean that day? *shrugs* lol

but na as long as they arent furry it doesnt bother me.. id prefer a hairy ass to a hairy back.

lol that made me laugh :cool:

Climbing High
01-09-2005, 02:04 AM
i have a small forest growing out of my ass crack. just thought you would all like to know...

Not Enough Herb
01-12-2005, 11:48 PM
i dont think a hairy ass matters, like opiuser said, she has no business there so i guess u can have a forest coming out of ur asshole and its all good.

but asshair is annoying, ex. sweaty ass hair is gross

anyways,

later

davethegnome
01-13-2005, 04:00 AM
I'm a very non-hairy person. Puberty completed, and I don't have hairy armpits. Yes, you heard right, no hairy armpits. I come from a long line ((on my dads side)) of non-hairiness. Hair On my head, hair down there, but minimal leg hair, arm hair, stomach and chest hair etcetera. But, none-the-less, I have a hairy ass-crack. And Im fairly sure everyone does, females included. But with females its usually shaved or well hidden deep within their cracks. -shrugs- Im an ass-man. I like female butts alot, and a little bit of hair isn't going to stop me. -shrugs-

Lucky bastard.

Looker
01-28-2005, 03:14 PM
You see the problem with a hairy ass is that if you shave it, in a few days the new hair starts growing back... and thats itchy, also keeping one's self clean cuts down on the groseness and will probably get your more oral sex than lets say before.....for example, whenever I take a dump (at home) I always clean myself with a (dedicated) wash cloth and hot soapy water .
If you have to take a big stinky dump at work outside or whatnot than they sell clean wipes at the store for that.Some of them come wrapped in a pocket sized wrapper. I mean lets face it...I cant expect a blowjob from my wife (or from anyone else, for that matter) if I got stinky swampass and yambag...I mean theres no way toilet paper alone can get rid of that shit...it just gets stuck to all that asshole hair......

So you see, there is an answer for everything, all you have to do is ask me

:)

opiuser
01-28-2005, 05:51 PM
i only take a dump right before i get in the shower. that way i know im clean...

i dont care where a chicks hair is... as long as its not on her tongue, tits, or any other place where it shouldn't be.

Be proud of your hairy ass... its what makes you human.

but dont be proud of your dingleberries. luckily ive never met a chick who had a hairy ass, and if i did i probably wouldn't care... so long as no dingleberries... i mean, i know that women also take dumps, but i dont need evidence

Garden Knowm
01-28-2005, 09:29 PM
It's not really a hairy ass... it's more like a furry creature that's been smashed between two boulders....

sToNeDpEnGuIn420
02-26-2005, 11:55 PM
I have a hairy hairy hairy mother fucking ass tried to shave it all off once fuck that lol i gave up on it but then again my gf doesnt care lol she thinks my ass is hawt so its all good

socks
02-27-2005, 01:19 AM
Thankyou all for helping me in my great struggle to remove chocolate from gob hole. After reading about...FAR too many but holes, ass cracks and furry things I'm pleased to say the rest escaped until another night. Loons!! :D

p.s. we come from apes...wht do u expect?!
p.p.s i dnt mind hairy bottoms, so long as we're not talking t yeti here!

Looker
03-02-2005, 01:56 AM
HERES A HAIRY ASS

Isaiah The Prophet
03-03-2005, 01:10 AM
hairy asses dont bother me as long as it isnt excessive. it does bother me when guys lie about the hair on their ass! dont be ashamed.

ohh and i also discovered the other day that there is hair deeeep in my ass crack. its nowhere else but there and i found that strange o.O how do i know this one may ask?? i wanted to get extra clean that day? *shrugs* lol

but na as long as they arent furry it doesnt bother me.. id prefer a hairy ass to a hairy back.
:o
i think im in love :rolleyes:

kyle
03-04-2005, 12:19 AM
This thread has successfully diminshed my appetite. I'm an ass man as well and personnally would rather not see any hair in their. But as far as my own, I'de rather not a forest but why a chick would be around my ass that excessively I don't know. So I'm grossed out.

Canadabis
03-05-2005, 07:23 AM
I got a hairy mofo frenchmans ass. And I dont give deep fried jesus about it :D
Though no hairy assed women. Just wrong.

Not Enough Herb
03-09-2005, 04:11 AM
lmao deep fried jesus

ill take mine to go

later