girly advice needed :)

[lagstronaut]

okay so there is this girl I like at school. I have never met her (I've talked to her once though a while ago) but we are always smiling at each other in the halls. I kinda like this girl, but we have NO mutual friends. Would it be creepy if one day I approached her at her locker and asked her if she wanted to come to my place and rent a movie?? I'd invite her out to the movie theatre but loser me I have no car, and neither does she, and telling a girl to meet you on the Number 6 Bus on your first date is kinda really lame. so do you think this plan could fly considering at the time I'd be asking her we'd have said maybe 3 words to each other previously??

ps i know I should small talk her a bit before asking her but I really have no idea how to move from small talk to a question like that so asking her almost flat out is my only real idea

thanks :)

[Samwhore]

That might be a little too much if you dont know her, I would stop by for meaningless convo, just ask her what class she has and offer to walk with her. Ask her about homework or something, and ask her for a study date at your house and then watch a movie, its a little more easier asking for homework help than asking a date

[smoke it]

instead of going to a movie, try just sitting on a bus and talking ot each other for a lil bit. wont look lame, and if you two will work out, youll know right there. if not, youll look like a cheap jackass. but if you think it will work, do it.

[lagstronaut]

That might be a little too much if you dont know her, I would stop by for meaningless convo, just ask her what class she has and offer to walk with her. Ask her about homework or something, and ask her for a study date at your house and then watch a movie, its a little more easier asking for homework help than asking a date

walk her to class...that is just crazy enough to work! hah yeah i knew it'd be weird to just ask her out, glad i stopped by here first


instead of going to a movie, try just sitting on a bus and talking ot each other for a lil bit. wont look lame, and if you two will work out, youll know right there. if not, youll look like a cheap jackass. but if you think it will work, do it.

you're suggesting I invite her JUST to a bus so we can talk? you're crazy man :p

[Samwhore]

youve never met her,

make sure she knows your name first

[lagstronaut]

should I introduce myself as soon as I approach her? sounds logical

man I am bad at this stuff

[Samwhore]

well, say

you "hey, im *insert name here*, whats up"
her "oh hi, im *insert name here* blah blah blah"
you "so what class do you have?"
her "*not important we all hate class*"
you" oh, well, im headed that way (complete lie) Ill walk with you"
her "alright"

start walking

say something about her books, binder, backpack, hey, you could even say, "I like your sleeves" make her laugh, Id love a guy who could make me laugh

continue conversation untill you get to her class, you could even become "walk buddies" (lame, I know)but who cares! at least youll be with her

[lagstronaut]

thank you sam :) it's too bad i can never comment on her clothes, we all wear the same uniform..catholic school

but yeah i'll say something silly to her.. i always thought she was a cutie but what's really attracted me to her is that she looks like she is always laughing

what are some generic funny things you could say to pretty much any girl?? just in case i choke lol

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

i dont know your fucking name

So what LETS FUCK

[Samwhore]

thank you sam :) it's too bad i can never comment on her clothes, we all wear the same uniform..catholic school

but yeah i'll say something silly to her.. i always thought she was a cutie but what's really attracted me to her is that she looks like she is always laughing

what are some generic funny things you could say to pretty much any girl?? just in case i choke lol

:S2: uniforms, hahah, I HATE UNIFORMS, I like wearing my black sweater, pants and black everything else,

generic things to say

"I like the way you rock that uniform"
"your hair looks nice"
"I like your smile"
"I like your eyes"
"Your shoes are frakin awesome"
"do you have a dollar, I want some gator, do you like gatorade?"

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

none of them where funny

knock knock

whos there

lets

lets who

wtf, lets fuck not who :D

ok

*hump hump hump*

[thiskid420]

none of them where funny

knock knock

whos there

lets

lets who

wtf, lets fuck not who :D

ok

*hump hump hump*

this man is a magician with words. :)

[Samwhore]

I forgot they were supposed to be funny. you cant say anything generically funny because you dont know what she considers funny. I cant help you there unless you give me an example,

[delusionsofNORMALity]

well, say

you "hey, im *insert name here*, whats up"
her "oh hi, im *insert name here* blah blah blah"

i find it to be an amazing coincidence that they both have the same name


and such an unusual name at that

[italianrose]

don't invite her to your house, you don't know what she'll think, seeing as she doesn't really know you. just ask her if she wants to go to the park with you, something simple.

[lagstronaut]

I forgot they were supposed to be funny. you cant say anything generically funny because you dont know what she considers funny. I cant help you there unless you give me an example,

yeah I don't really know her well enough to know what she thinks is funny .. hopefully dumb stuff cause thats all i got ahah



don't invite her to your house, you don't know what she'll think, seeing as she doesn't really know you. just ask her if she wants to go to the park with you, something simple.

the park is a good suggestion, it's just really cold out right now... :(

[Samwhore]

buy her lunch one day, thats how I (better) met my friend austin, I gave him a few dollars and we spent all lunch hanging out

[lagstronaut]

i didn't see her at school today...i'm pissed i have to wait the whole weekend just to get the chance again...booo!!

[ReUp]

Just whip it out. No need for words.

[Scarlet Sky]

Just whip it out. No need for words.

yeah, that's how you impress a lady, let me tell ya...

[aonymity]

look man just go up to her and be like... i dont really know you and i guess you dont know me but id like to get to know you cuz you seem realy kool... maybe we should chyll some time and before she anwsers be like its kool if we do and its kool if we dont. then write your number on her hand or something and tell her to call you if shes down and go from there... if your goin for the relationship part take shit slow, ive noticed over the years girls love nothing more than a guy that just stays around to see what happens.... if its just ass your lookin for then hang with her a few times and try progressing further, faster. jsut what i think you should do.. ive been tyhere before so yea

[Prunedale]

Dude. Guys fuck up on this all the time. don't listen to guys, except me.
I have my 25th Gold Rolex.

Walk over to her, make eye contact. Put your hand out. Say hi smile and tell her your name. Then shut up. Let her talk and tell you hers, if she is one of the quick answer type. Ask away. She'll reply and then you gotta start using your body. And watch hers, if you "feel" like shes not feeling your approach. Think quickly and tell her your sorry for being rude and just walking up to her, tell her everything you've just told us, be honest, "I've seen you around, I know we've had eye contact before and I wanted to know who you were so I seen ya and thought I'd come say hi and introduce myself.
Tell her you'd like to know who she is, that you are "interested".
Don't get all into:
You wonder day to day about her and what shes doing at that moment that you are wasting all your time and thought on her. Just wanting to know. Save all that for later. You gotta get in the door before you pitch your sale.

I like to start off with exchanging emails. Maybe phone numbers. But writing to a girl is the way to her heart and mind, thats ultimately what you need to do.
Lets put sex on the back burner and turn the burner off. Seriously get in her head, find out everything PAY ATTENTION once you've started chatting, don't go marking down everything about her just remember little things. She'll like that you've been paying attention to her little habits. Really you gotta just be confident, honest and pleasant. Be more mature than she thinks you are. Don't over do it just be yourself. Stand out to her. Be different than the typical guys you think hit her up.

GL lemme know when you get talkin. Words take you places.

Lemme recommend a book for you, its pretty basic knowledge and most of us do this already we just don't know it or haven't written out our "game" strategy. Its called "How to have sex with women without dating them"
The title is of course what it is but really its about making friends and being genuine. Friends = more friends = more people = great networking = more people to talk about how nice and real you are. So if thats what you're after. Read it and do it. Sex shouldn't be your objective though. Invest in the future. Why have sex once and bounce when you can be genuine and friendly and casual and have it whenever you want, eeeer whenever she wants lol.

[Prunedale]

Here's how to fail:

Anything that starts with..

Hey baby.......
Damn!......

Staring down while talking to her.

STARE AT THAT FUCKING EYE. remember to blink.

Lingering. - Tell her what you gotta say and act like you gotta be somewhere as well, don't waste her time. Look like you got important shit to do and that you're focused. sorry just thought I needed to let you know that.

Or just forget everything I've said. Buy her a diamond necklace and tell her.
So ..... Wanna Love Me? I don't think girls are alloweed to say no when its frosties. Its in the girl can't do book. Rule 420

[Prunedale]

Prunedales Guide to Girls

Rule 477
Make friends with her friends, hump like a champion..

I'm sure thats correct its been a while since I've been in the rule book.

[potsmokingnome]

"do you have a dollar, I want some gator, do you like gatorade?"

LOL askin to borrow money when he first meets her, thats a good first impression lol but any hoo your been quite helpful to him how nice :)

[Samwhore]

LOL askin to borrow money when he first meets her, thats a good first impression lol but any hoo your been quite helpful to him how nice :)

thats the way me and my friend austin became best buddies,

"hey do you have a dollar, I NEED BUGLES"
"erm, sure"
"alright come with me..."

and we spent the entire lunch together

[potsmokingnome]

thats the way me and my friend austin became best buddies,

"hey do you have a dollar, I NEED BUGLES"
"erm, sure"
"alright come with me..."

and we spent the entire lunch together

well yeah guess its a good ice breaker :)

[lagstronaut]

Dude. Guys fuck up on this all the time. don't listen to guys, except me.
I have my 25th Gold Rolex.

Walk over to her, make eye contact. Put your hand out. Say hi smile and tell her your name. Then shut up. Let her talk and tell you hers, if she is one of the quick answer type. Ask away. She'll reply and then you gotta start using your body. And watch hers, if you "feel" like shes not feeling your approach. Think quickly and tell her your sorry for being rude and just walking up to her, tell her everything you've just told us, be honest, "I've seen you around, I know we've had eye contact before and I wanted to know who you were so I seen ya and thought I'd come say hi and introduce myself.
Tell her you'd like to know who she is, that you are "interested".
Don't get all into:
You wonder day to day about her and what shes doing at that moment that you are wasting all your time and thought on her. Just wanting to know. Save all that for later. You gotta get in the door before you pitch your sale.

I like to start off with exchanging emails. Maybe phone numbers. But writing to a girl is the way to her heart and mind, thats ultimately what you need to do.
Lets put sex on the back burner and turn the burner off. Seriously get in her head, find out everything PAY ATTENTION once you've started chatting, don't go marking down everything about her just remember little things. She'll like that you've been paying attention to her little habits. Really you gotta just be confident, honest and pleasant. Be more mature than she thinks you are. Don't over do it just be yourself. Stand out to her. Be different than the typical guys you think hit her up.

GL lemme know when you get talkin. Words take you places.

Lemme recommend a book for you, its pretty basic knowledge and most of us do this already we just don't know it or haven't written out our "game" strategy. Its called "How to have sex with women without dating them"
The title is of course what it is but really its about making friends and being genuine. Friends = more friends = more people = great networking = more people to talk about how nice and real you are. So if thats what you're after. Read it and do it. Sex shouldn't be your objective though. Invest in the future. Why have sex once and bounce when you can be genuine and friendly and casual and have it whenever you want, eeeer whenever she wants lol.


you're makin the most sense to me man, I'm gonna study your post and then go write the test next time I see her :thumbsup: :D

[Not Enough Herb]

take ur time bro

if u eat ur icecream to fast, u get a headache

take it slow, enjoy it :)

be yourself, make small talk. then once she pulls for the bait, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL HER ASS IN!!!!

you can do it!