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JaggedEdge
02-22-2007, 06:13 AM
This is something that happened about 2 years ago, but I just remembered it and thought it was worth sharing.

This is really long, but I got in major story mode. My apologies. My girlfriend say's this isn't interessting, so read at your own risk.

You can prob skip the first paragraph. *edit* or all of it.

I was having a really shitty day and had just had something depressing happen with what ever relationship I was in, so I text one of my friends to ask if she wanted to hang out. She was at the bar and asked if I wanted to come hang out for the last 30 or so minutes it was open. I decided I needed to get out the room, so I went. I didn't have anything to drink, just went in, talked for a few minutes and played some pool.

Well, when the bar closed I was still pissed off and so I pulled out the parking lot and got stuck behind some slow jackass doing 10 mph under the speed limit. I know there are cops all around because they love giving DUI's around campus, so I didn't use my signal and threw my car a little bit when changing lanes. The whole time I'm making sure not to break the speed limit.

Sure enough, as I turn to pull onto the road with my dorm, a cop hits his lights. When I pull over, he asks for my ID. He was an asshole from start. I hand it to him my ID.

"Where are you coming from?"
"The bar," I reply.
"You have anything to drink tonight?"
I very chipperly reply, "No sir I ain't."
"Please step out of the car.

So I step out of the car.
"Do you know why I pulled you over."
"No sir, I know I was doing the speed limit, but it may have looked faster to you because the drunk guy in front of me was doing 10 below."
He say's, "No, you weren't speeding but you didn't use your turn signal."

He than orders me to walk to him. I do and he gets right up in my face like he wants to fight or something and smells my breath. He than gets really pissed off, after smelling no beer, and me showing no signs of being drunk the entire time.
"You know I can write you a ticket for reckless driving!"
"I suppose you could... but all I really did was not use my blinker."

He than gets more pissed off and tells me to be more careful next time and that I'm free to go. I tell him thanks and get back in my car. I'm just putting my license back in my wallet when he literally burns rubber out of the parking lot. There was no other call, his radio was clear the whole time.

I knew the jackass wasn't going to waste his time with a blinker violation when their are drunk people he can arrest. I sometimes like to think I helped one drunk college folk out of a DUI.

Blim Burn
02-22-2007, 11:18 AM
Yeah man I remember when it was my 21st birthday and I ended up parked along the road from Stonehenge. My best mate had just got a job as a pharmacist so we had loads of prescription drugs on us and loads of weed when the police decided to pay a friendly visit. Whilst one cop was getting my mates driving details the other was searching the car when he found my little bag of weed. "Fuck Me! I've been looking for that all night officer!" I said, to which he replied "That wouldn't get my cat stoned..." and he promptly threw it back at me.

They soon fucked off and we caned everything we had (in case they came back) - but my point is, not all pigs are assholes.

Kid Dynamite
02-22-2007, 06:52 PM
Yeah man I remember when it was my 21st birthday and I ended up parked along the road from Stonehenge. My best mate had just got a job as a pharmacist so we had loads of prescription drugs on us and loads of weed when the police decided to pay a friendly visit. Whilst one cop was getting my mates driving details the other was searching the car when he found my little bag of weed. "Fuck Me! I've been looking for that all night officer!" I said, to which he replied "That wouldn't get my cat stoned..." and he promptly threw it back at me.

They soon fucked off and we caned everything we had (in case they came back) - but my point is, not all pigs are assholes.

i take it your in the UK...things are lot different in the US i suppose. In the UK from my experience then most police dont see the point of arresting someone for having a bit of weed on them because it wastes their time. About 4 years ago when i'd just started smoking, i once got let off by a policeman because he saw that all i had was shitty soapbar and he felt sorry for me.

nikweiser
02-22-2007, 07:06 PM
my friend was telling me about this guy who got pulled over infront of a college party, and the dude had like 17 beers in him, and he passed a sobriety test in front of everyone outside yelling shit at him like dont mess up dude!!! and i guess the cop got pissed off and just let him go with a warning hahaha

slipknotpsycho
02-23-2007, 02:22 AM
lol it's always fun to piss off a cop when there's nothing they can do legally (or it becomes their ass.. or atleast a short vacation with no pay lol)

they know htey can't do shit and for some reason, that pisses them off more then if you were actualy breaking the law!

awhile back i had it in my mind if a cop was ever eyeballing me while i was walking or some shit (it's not something that doesn't happen all the time near where i live) i was going to take off running, just to make him chase me...

now at first i figured this was a good idea.. i had nothing to hide, had nothing wrong wiht me, no warrants, NOTHING ILLEGAL...

couple of years later, (LUCKILY i didn't find this lesson out the hard way) they can arrest you for that, and can charge you for that... you can actually face arrest, fines and long term (not overnight) jail time for it....

personally i think it's bullshit.. but maybe it's cuz i was planning on doing it to the first cop that fit the above description..

TOOL9
02-27-2007, 05:06 AM
lol it's always fun to piss off a cop when there's nothing they can do legally (or it becomes their ass.. or atleast a short vacation with no pay lol)

they know htey can't do shit and for some reason, that pisses them off more then if you were actualy breaking the law!

awhile back i had it in my mind if a cop was ever eyeballing me while i was walking or some shit (it's not something that doesn't happen all the time near where i live) i was going to take off running, just to make him chase me...

now at first i figured this was a good idea.. i had nothing to hide, had nothing wrong wiht me, no warrants, NOTHING ILLEGAL...

couple of years later, (LUCKILY i didn't find this lesson out the hard way) they can arrest you for that, and can charge you for that... you can actually face arrest, fines and long term (not overnight) jail time for it....

personally i think it's bullshit.. but maybe it's cuz i was planning on doing it to the first cop that fit the above description..

hahahahaha that was a hilarious idea man. its too bad you cant go through with it because of that stupid law

Dr.Hashman
02-28-2007, 05:00 PM
my friend was telling me about this guy who got pulled over infront of a college party, and the dude had like 17 beers in him, and he passed a sobriety test in front of everyone outside yelling shit at him like dont mess up dude!!! and i guess the cop got pissed off and just let him go with a warning hahaha


haha thats hilarious. One of my youth group leaders is training to become a cop and he practices handcuffing me and such. One time I was pretty stoned when I went and he decided to start practicing the DUI drills on me. I managed to pass them all and now I practice the DUI drills when I am really stoned sometimes. I think I could pull it off infront of a cop. Kudos to the college dude.

TheAtomicPunk
03-01-2007, 12:54 AM
I don't hang around county police that often, but I have experience with mall security :)

I'm not allowed within 100 yards of our mall for many, many reasons, but I love going there every weekend! I've never stolen anything, never done anything illegal at all, I just love fucking with people! I love checking out things at stores that I could never buy, or talk about buying things to refurnish my house (I'm 16). And to Slipknot, one time I was racing my friend through the mall to the car, and next thing we knew we had two cops chasing after us because they thought we had stolen something and they were PISSED! We didn't know they were chasing after us so we kept on running as fast as we could, storming out the front door sprinting through the parking lot. They caught up to us at the car and starting threatening us and yelling at us. They wouldn't let us go untill they were thoroughly sure we had done nothing wrong, which was after the mall itself actually closed. Lol noob mall security, what a waste of time.

slipknotpsycho
03-01-2007, 04:03 AM
ok that is funny but not exactly what i wanted to do.. lol

i wanted to wait for a real pig.. to make eye contact with me, so i knew he saw me and i know he knew i saw him... then burn the fuck off and run as far as i could get before being tackled or w/e (i'm not scared of pain lol... just look at my list of injuries posted here...)

yeah but good thing i found out not to... i dunno about every state.. but in texas it is a punishable offense to even run.. i guess that's their way of locking up the drug dealers who manage to run and throw everything out without the cops seeing? i don't remember the exact name of the charge, something stupid like 'fleeing law enforcment' ....

i WAS LITERALLY going to do it.. but i never managed to actually make eye contact whit one before i found out lol...

BlueCat
03-01-2007, 04:14 AM
HAHAHAHAHA I love this line...

"No sir, I know I was doing the speed limit, but it may have looked faster to you because the drunk guy in front of me was doing 10 below."


that's a great story. :thumbsup: