SLIPKNOT!!!!

[MastaChronic]

OhGizmo! » Archive » OhGizmo Review: Wicked Lasersâ?? Spyder Series (http://www.ohgizmo.com/2006/07/10/ohgizmo-review-wicked-lasers-spyder-series/)

i hear your getting a good amount of money....and i believe i have discovered the perfect thing for you......
a laser so powerful it can actually burn stuff!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

bwahahah

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

I rather just spend 20 quid on a zippo lol

[geonagual]

Oh shit!
I need one of those...look at this quote from the page

"Let me be quite clear: the Spyder is about as scary, as potentially dangerous, as insane a laser as your money will probably ever be able to purchase you. You’ll never be able to get as many stares, finger points, old-lady yelps and crying children as you will when you wield it and it will be hard resisting the temptation of getting yourself in heaps of trouble by pointing it in all the wrong places."

and this one
Unlike last time, I should preface this review with a strong warning. This particular laser is far too powerful to be considered a toy. Matter of fact, if you don’t wear protective goggles, there’s a very good chance the back of your eyes will be replaced by a smoking hole. Don’t be stupid, and be careful.


I say dangerous, but fun...

a wise investment

[JaggedEdge]

haha, that is really cool, I would be afraid I would accidently set a stack of papers on fire while using it as a flashlight.

I only watched the video though, I may have missed info in the review.

[MastaChronic]

did anybody read the comments at the bottom?

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

did anybody read the comments at the bottom?

nope..

gansta trippin :jointsmile:

[slipknotpsycho]

nah that's ok... i'd end up getting myself in trouble or injuring someone with it...

[MastaChronic]

oh, ok thats cool
............could you give me $2000?

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

oh, ok thats cool
............could you give me $2000?

tunnel trance

oooo aaaaa :clap: :clap: :clap:

[4gan2ja0]

use it to light your bong!
peace:jointsmile:... or even a joint

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

makin my mind slow thats why I don't fuck wit da big four o, BRO.. I got to maintain cuz a nigga like me is goin insane

insane in the mem brain

plenty insane got no brain :yippee:

[MastaChronic]

i wanna get this laser and see if it pops holes in tires from a distance of about 60feet
then...if it did i would stand 60 feet away from a parked pigmobile and burn holes in his tires.....
or if i was visiting my PO i could burn holes in his desk....

[slipknotpsycho]

oh, ok thats cool
............could you give me $2000?

yeah... i'm sorry i don't think that's gonna happen :p

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

i wanna get this laser and see if it pops holes in tires from a distance of about 60feet
then...if it did i would stand 60 feet away from a parked pigmobile and burn holes in his tires.....
or if i was visiting my PO i could burn holes in his desk....

just chill dude

chiiil l

[FLORIDA MON]

This device has been out for a few years now and is a crude example of the dangers that we will face as we enter the 21st century.

More sophisticated, portable lasers, of the near future, will be able practically distingrate a person.

Lasers are not toys. Lasers will make guns look like toys.

[ericwt]

The worlds most expensive Vaporizer torch.:smokin:

[Professor Dan K.]

hey maybe theyll pefect this and make a lightsaber next...

id definately drop a few grand for a lightsaber, that would be badass

[slipknotpsycho]

until you start swinging it around and cut off your dick or your knee or something lol...

[MastaChronic]

until you start swinging it around and cut off your dick or your knee or something lol...

hey man...thats why they invented super glue :D

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah i don't think your dick would be the same after cutting it off and super gluing it back on....

"babe, what's this crusty stuff around the base of your dick?"

[savagepossum]

I reckon its a con