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MrGreenFingaz
02-21-2007, 04:11 PM
Hey, I see how alot of you say weed doesn't really dumb you down alot, say your country was nuked or something, WW3 went down and there was a mass conscript, would you still be packin the herb out there?

geonagual
02-21-2007, 04:16 PM
of course...no war could be fought without it....I would have a pipe strung on a necklace around my neck....
While you guys are out fighting.....I will be in the abandoned building taking a break.:rastabong:

TheSmokingMonkey
02-21-2007, 04:56 PM
I wouldn't do it. Besides I would dodge the draft and go smoke weed in a forest somewhere if I could.

benagain
02-21-2007, 05:03 PM
If paratroopers started dropping from the sky and invading, then I'd drop the green and grab the gun. I'm not gonna go overseas, but I'll defend my land with tooth, nail, and bullet.
I'll get high again after it's all said and done.

Dutch Pimp
02-21-2007, 05:08 PM
of course...no war could be fought without it....I would have a pipe strung on a necklace around my neck....
While you guys are out fighting.....I will be in the abandoned building taking a break.:rastabong:

...you got the right idea.....I recommend...Thai weed...worked for me....:-)

geonagual
02-21-2007, 05:36 PM
...you got the right idea.....I recommend...Thai weed...worked for me....:-)


Is that thai stick

you know, that stuff thats tied to a stick

Skink
02-21-2007, 06:02 PM
I had Thai Stick...

JaggedEdge
02-21-2007, 06:07 PM
I wouldn't fight, I have already decided I'm moving to Canada if this country impliments a draft for any reason. I'm not risking my life for a country that doesn't seem to care all that much about it citizens.

Canada welcomes us refugee's with open arms.

Love ya Canada.

geonagual
02-21-2007, 06:37 PM
Canada loves on-the-run Americans!

As far as the draft...

The military has had enough of me...believe me

Skink
02-21-2007, 07:26 PM
Surprised someone did not mention the origin of the term "Shotgun"...

ATrain
02-21-2007, 08:26 PM
If there was mass conscription I'd bundle up my stuff and head... Shit I don't know where. People avoiding conscription usually head to Canada. Hmmmm, maybe Argentina? :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke:

sam44
02-21-2007, 09:23 PM
i would be heading to canada

benagain
02-21-2007, 09:25 PM
Surprised someone did not mention the origin of the term "Shotgun"...

We're not talking about how "shotguning" weed got started are we ;)

If so, then I think I know the story.

slipknotpsycho
02-21-2007, 09:35 PM
shit jagged, if they institute a new draft.. i'm coming with you..

i'd literally cut off my own foot before i'd be drafted... but going ot canada seems less painful.

higher4hockey
02-21-2007, 09:39 PM
i'm not touching this one :cool:

slipknotpsycho
02-21-2007, 09:41 PM
i'm not touching this one :cool:

aww why not?

Psycho4Bud
02-21-2007, 09:42 PM
:Tomcat: :apachecopter: :rastabong: :s4: :rastabong: :apachecopter: :Tomcat:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

TheAtomicPunk
02-21-2007, 09:54 PM
If their is a draft, get good and drunk the night before so you look your best, don't shower, wear old clothes 3 sizes too small, and get blazed off your ass before you walk in. Listen to Alice's Restaraunt on the way there too :stoned:

MrGreenFingaz
02-22-2007, 12:51 AM
damn i forgot to add at the start that draft evaders are shot, lol thats funny shit atomic, im pretty sure youd be sent to the front line though if u did that.

big smoke07
02-22-2007, 02:38 AM
Be faced with misery? Or evade it for a couple hours with the herb?



No need for my answer.

BabyFacedAbortion
02-22-2007, 02:50 AM
wait, whats the origin of shot gun??


nothing will ever stop me from smoking schweed.

ZedRULES
02-22-2007, 03:02 AM
Damn... hope it never comes to some A-hole attacking our soil...I'd be out for blood & would get high on the down time:s4:

WakingDream
02-22-2007, 03:07 AM
There are videos showing US marines in vietnam. They would open the breach of the shotgun and stuff a couple grams of bud into it. Then another guy sucks on the end of the barrel while another blows into the breach burning the bud.

Specialty Cakes
02-22-2007, 03:14 AM
I'd smoke em if I got em, but only if I'm not gettin shot at. I'd rather NOT be chemically unstable with bullets flying at me, since I'm sure I can't aim too well high...

ValkyrieAg
02-22-2007, 11:36 AM
I definately wouldn't be smoking/stoned. I would walk past the enemy and wouldn't know it until just before I died.

Haha, I got it now.

How about we send the enemy some dank ass indica. We'll wait until they smoke and then we can smoke some sativa and raid their ass at night when they are lulled.

geonagual
02-22-2007, 03:37 PM
War is stupid!
The world leaders need to get together and have a bongout session. Requirements are 3 bong tokes each. I wonder how the meeting would go after that. Maybe some actual resolutions and progress. Not prideful one sided attitudes that prevail now.

EbelEyes
02-22-2007, 03:48 PM
wait, whats the origin of shot gun??


nothing will ever stop me from smoking schweed.

Soldiers Ride Shotgun In Vietnam - Google Video (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3297175098751129422&q=marijuana+vietnam)



___

And yes, of course I'd still be toking.

But I would never engage in combat, especially for a country like this.

If the make our little reserve draft a real draft, you'll see me burning my draft card and going straight for Canada.

Dutch Pimp
02-22-2007, 04:56 PM
...thanks for the video...EbelEyes...:)...it's a major flashback for me...

JohhnyPotSmoker
02-23-2007, 01:38 AM
seein i live in america i assume we will do the nuking.

Pipe Dreams
02-23-2007, 06:33 AM
Only if I had some downtime. I couldnt smoke and do all that shit, just not my bag, man.

Dutch Pimp
02-23-2007, 07:55 AM
Only if I had some downtime. I couldnt smoke and do all that shit, just not my bag, man.

...it's nobody's bag...man...:)...

Skrappie
02-23-2007, 04:21 PM
...you got the right idea.....I recommend...Thai weed...worked for me....:-)

It was easy to score in iraq for a bit.

SwirlyMass
02-25-2007, 01:20 AM
Hahaha good luck in canada, you think they don't have that covered?

They already passed a bill a year or two ago which says they can track you down and bring you back to the USA and even impose charges. it also states that canada will help them do this.



suckers and you thought you had it all planned out, shit i'll see you in south america if WW3 sets in. who the fuck wants to attack a rain forest? (unless the next world war is over oxygen or something in which case the flora of the amazon would be in demand)

SwirlyMass
02-25-2007, 01:22 AM
oh and if i had to i would go AWOL if the other side had better chronic.

S.P.Q.R.
02-25-2007, 03:44 AM
If my country got attacked directly yes I'd fight, and yes i'd still smoke. Not as often though.

But if there was a draft to go overseas and fight, i'd flee to Canada as well.

4gan2ja0
02-25-2007, 04:06 AM
deffinately, if im gonna get killed by some fucking german(im assuming due to the fact past 2 times have been germans) might as well die fucked up
peace:jointsmile:

p.s. i have no problem with germans...:thumbsup: you're good people

Reefer Rogue
02-25-2007, 09:09 AM
For me, cannabis and war are worlds apart and should never be compared.
Pacifism ftw...

ValkyrieAg
02-25-2007, 06:39 PM
Ya know. I would really hate to die on the street corner for 40 dollars.

But for some reason, I could die in war and be "ok" with it.

robert42
02-25-2007, 08:25 PM
I'd fight

NOT for my country

BUT FOR THE RIGHT CAUSE

If the cause was right....

i think about what if WW3 happened all the time, YES I'D SMOKE but only b4 i went to bed! :p

Gatekeeper777
02-25-2007, 09:15 PM
If the world were nothing but stoners, there would be no war.

Specialty Cakes
02-26-2007, 12:34 AM
I don't see canada going to way anytime soon, and if we did, I'd back my land up before getting high. Just get high afterward.

you don't see canada fighting? Canada provides many of the UN troops, meaning although it is a peacekeeper, and thus no media focuses on it, as far as I know Canada is always "at war", AKA it's troops are out there fighting (mostly border patrol) BUT I may be wrong...