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Tokinskater90
02-21-2007, 07:25 AM
not sure wal-mart has it but go to your local grocery and look for box called Certo its a jelly perservitive piss an hour befor your drug test then down a cup of it (use majority of it mix it with some cranberry juice) WARNING: sour taste. Then don't piss till your test me and my friend did it 2 times it didn't fail and he had to do it all in his car becasue his boss wanted a piss test on the spot.
TOKE IT UP WITHOUT GETTING Caught.
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1846/hpim0087ab5.jpg

steps:
1. piss
2. drink certo mixed cranberry juice or w/e you want optional: after drink water it will work faster/better
3. do not piss tiil your drug test

benagain
02-21-2007, 03:18 PM
not sure wal-mart has it but go to your local grocery and look for box called Certo its a jelly perservitive piss an hour befor your drug test then down a cup of it (use majority of it mix it with some cranberry juice) WARNING: sour taste. Then don't piss till your test me and my friend did it 2 times it didn't fail and he had to do it all in his car becasue his boss wanted a piss test on the spot.
TOKE IT UP WITHOUT GETTING Caught.
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1846/hpim0087ab5.jpg

steps:
1. piss
2. drink certo mixed cranberry juice or w/e you want optional: after drink water it will work faster/better
3. do not piss tiil your drug test

Certo is a myth.
Many people have been busted using this method. Congrats on your passing, but I wouldn't reccomend other people try it. My best friend failed a test using certo. A boyfriend of my syster did the same thing.

It's just another form of dillution. The certo doesn't do jack. It's the cranberry juice and water that does it. Also, it's allways good to fully empty the bladder before taking a piss test.

RedFury
02-22-2007, 01:13 AM
i've heard people swear by this product and i've heard people say its absolute myth but bottom line its not going to hurt your chances of passing by doing this wether it works or not, personally id rather be safe than sorry.:jointsmile:

benagain
02-22-2007, 02:13 AM
i've heard people swear by this product and i've heard people say its absolute myth but bottom line its not going to hurt your chances of passing by doing this wether it works or not, personally id rather be safe than sorry.:jointsmile:

I'm not sure if it can hurt you, but it's not a 100% sucess rate. Something to try, but I'd suggest dillution or subsitution. Much higher sucess rate.

voodoochild0972
02-22-2007, 02:35 AM
yah i remember when i was in the hospital, i got toxscreened and i passed but the funny thing is that i smoked 2 days before hand. miracles do happen. and tokinskater90, do u play paint ball dude. if u do what kind o gun do u got

Tokinskater90
02-22-2007, 04:15 AM
i got a tippman 98 custom with a barrel exstension and soon buyin a automatic trigger but i havn't been in any leagues or shit i just pay in my friend big marsh backyard but yea i got some skill and certo does work becasue i tested it myself i bough a drug tests smokes then 2 days laer did it FAIL then smoked same amount did certo and then did it PASS you have to do the exact steps otherwise it won't work like if you drink it but don't piss before you drink it then you fucked you have to completely piss anddrink it an hour befor your test but iguess peoples bodies are all diferent worked for me and my friend tho

but if you can find a better way and your more comfomable with it then don;t use certo its just another option

Tokinskater90
02-22-2007, 04:18 AM
i also used iit when i was possibly gonna go to juvy and thats the worst holy fuck anyway i trusted it and it worked so its not like i just tested it at home it saved my ass maybe it will save yours

sheen
02-23-2007, 12:19 AM
any more people tried this?

voodoochild0972
02-23-2007, 12:37 AM
i got a tippman 98 custom with a barrel exstension and soon buyin a automatic trigger but i havn't been in any leagues or shit i just pay in my friend big marsh backyard but yea i got some skill and certo does work becasue i tested it myself i bough a drug tests smokes then 2 days laer did it FAIL then smoked same amount did certo and then did it PASS you have to do the exact steps otherwise it won't work like if you drink it but don't piss before you drink it then you fucked you have to completely piss anddrink it an hour befor your test but iguess peoples bodies are all diferent worked for me and my friend tho

but if you can find a better way and your more comfomable with it then don;t use certo its just another option

yo i got a 98 custom as well with an automatic trigger. dont get an auto trigger unless you get cyclone feeding as well. the trigger will rarely work without the cyclone like the Tippmann A-5s have.

Tokinskater90
02-23-2007, 07:55 AM
yea thanx for the info im gettin my auto trigger in june (b-day) but yea i can shoot pretty well my friends say to try a league but i like shootin for fun and makin courses if you have aim message me skateboyer123

Persistence
02-24-2007, 07:06 AM
That's nuts how you take a Conversation of a drug test to talkin' bout a Tippy man i miss paint ball but fuck its too expesive for me to fix my Pump... but fuck it yea? any way i'm just butting in but thtas just my two cents :thumbsup:

Tokinskater90
02-24-2007, 07:13 AM
lol its aight idk someone asked but yea tippmans are the shit so many stuff you can buy for them and so many people have thembut BAKED i am:bong::baggy::bong: