Tricks for lasting longer

[Weeden]

So, I'll start thinking of some crazy metal music and fuck to that in my head. You know, headbanging when going at it from behind...

Also, gotta practice that kegel muscle more. I've heard all sorts of crazy stuff with that thing.

What do you do?

[Samwhore]

Kegels!!!

foreplay,
costumes,
lick outs...

[yoda]

drink, not keeping focused on having sex, counting

[Genuine17]

yeah dont focus on sex like stare at a chair or if the tv's on watch tv you will last forever

think about your mom

[higher4hockey]

get drunk

[Rollafatblunt420]

haha i do like math problems and shit in my head. like 2+2=4 and shit. or hard ones like the multiples of eight and shit. like 8 times 4. shit, then i get thinking about the answer and fucking forget about sex and last a while longer

[russ-bob]

think about your mom

thats some scary shit right there

[Chumpchange]

i was gunna say think of stuff that makes you mad, dead babies... that could work also :cool:

[Skink]

Imagine it is Britney...

[bud luv]

Imagine it is Britney...

HAHAHAHA

[YahtzeeG]

kegels...

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Think of ur Grandmother in a G-String..... It'll work...

[Gatekeeper777]

In men there is a tube(for a lack of a better word) that runs from the base of the balls straight up through the tip of the penis, this is the tube that carries the cum.
If you apply enough presure to that tube when you are about to cum you can stop it. THIS IS NOT A BIRTH CONTROL METHOD! Thus making you last longer. try it the next time you materbate. i learned this from a wiccan book on sex majic.
gate

[NewbiePacker]

Jerk off a few hours before you screw....should stay on like a champ....

[CBsDankNugs]

and if none of these things work just go again and again and agian .

[scott9116]

If you start to get close to cumming just smack yourself in the nuts real good. That'll slow you down.

[thecreator]

Think about being the best lover she's ever had. Your fucking for placement lol remember that. Just try to be in her top 5, that keeps me going

[NewbiePacker]

yea, shit that will work, or try this the next time you screwing her, think of this image below crawling out from under you bed chanthing your name.....That should slow ya up a tad.....



If you start to get close to cumming just smack yourself in the nuts real good. That'll slow you down.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

lmao

r you like jim from american pie?

hahahahhaa.,,,

iv got enuf spunk to last for hoiurs :jointsmile: one i spunk all ova tht fool iv got plenty more to go round

[Matt the Funk]

yea, shit that will work, or try this the next time you screwing her, think of this image below crawling out from under you bed chanthing your name.....That should slow ya up a tad.....

Fuuuuckkk lol....

[JeenYuss]

so are there any tricks for lasting SHORTER?

j/w i think i have some kind of disorder that makes u go for unnaturally long times

sum1 can yell at me if this should be a new thread cuz im not really sure

[roushrider81]

what are kegels?

[lava521]

you guys take all the enjoyment out of sex. I hope girls dont think the same things that we do. hehe :o)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

For real. I'd be pissed if you were watching TV while we were fucking.

[bud luv]

the best is a woman that will let you watch football while....

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

If you even want to watch football while you're fucking, either your woman is weak in the bed, or you have issues. Why would you want to watch a bunch of sweaty men piling up on each other while you're balls deep in the holiest of holies? Unless you're thinking of doing them while you're doing her. Focus people, focus!!!

[FreeVenice]

Just keep thinking about how pisssed she is going to be if you don't get her where she needs to be, That usually keeps me focused. . .lol

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

See, this is why I love my man so much. He is totally into the moment. If he feels like things may be peaking a little soon, he slows it down, or changes it up a bit. But he never never takes his eyes or his mind off me. He is 100% in the game.

[FreeVenice]

Are u sure we're not dating? lol

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Don't start! Skink'll come in here and spank us.;)
Anyhow, I'm gonna jump in the shower. My day is beginning. I will sleep around 10 am. I hope.

edit to say: On topic: I'd rather have my man blow a little soon because he's really feeling me, than ignore me and check out on me mentally just to make himself look like a stud. We can always go for round two if round one ends a little early. Besides, it's good for my ego if every once in awhile he has a loss of control.

[FreeVenice]

Vampire. . .


Quick ditch the weed Skink is coming. . .at my highschool there was a security guard we called "Slick". lol random thought. . .

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

ROFLMAO!
Between the two of us, we have jacked around 3-4 threads tonight.

[FreeVenice]

I know it's great. I wasn't even trying.;)

[VaporDaddy]

Just slow down my brothers. Relax, act like you've been there before. When you feel your chi (energy) building up in your penis breathe deep and stretch a little to help it flow throughout the rest of your body. With some practice your woman will be cuming over and over and you will be worshiped as her god.

[rebgirl420]

If im close ill do math problems in my head but usually that doesnt help and I have to scream STOP. But sometimes if I hit the point of no control its over. Even if im thinking about something awful like the tax code or the bible network.

[bud luv]

If im close ill do math problems in my head but usually that doesnt help and I have to scream STOP. But sometimes if I hit the point of no control its over. Even if im thinking about something awful like the tax code or the bible network.

mmmmmmm tax codes.

hot.

[bud luv]

If you even want to watch football while you're fucking, either your woman is weak in the bed, or you have issues. Why would you want to watch a bunch of sweaty men piling up on each other while you're balls deep in the holiest of holies? Unless you're thinking of doing them while you're doing her. Focus people, focus!!!

I can assure you that none of the above suggestions were/are true. ;)

[lazy smoker7]

well what works for me may sound weird but count sheep in your head while fucking.... it sorta works for me

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Just slow down my brothers. Relax, act like you've been there before. When you feel your chi (energy) building up in your penis breathe deep and stretch a little to help it flow throughout the rest of your body. With some practice your woman will be cuming over and over and you will be worshiped as her god.
VaporDaddy knows. ^
Read and be enlightened.:hippy:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I can assure you that none of the above suggestions were/are true. ;)
You're just that much of a football fan? Wow. So was my exhusband.
My EX husband.;)

[JeenYuss]

one time i texted my ex g/f on my phone... during "the nasty" as you kids call it these days

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Oh now that is just wrong.

[EmoRebellion]

In men there is a tube(for a lack of a better word) that runs from the base of the balls straight up through the tip of the penis, this is the tube that carries the cum.
If you apply enough presure to that tube when you are about to cum you can stop it. THIS IS NOT A BIRTH CONTROL METHOD! Thus making you last longer. try it the next time you materbate. i learned this from a wiccan book on sex majic.
gate

You still orgasm, but you dont come with this method.. So the little guy will probably go back to sleep after.

[EmoRebellion]

one time i texted my ex g/f on my phone... during "the nasty" as you kids call it these days

Haha back in high school I had this fuck buddy that had graduated already, so I would always ditch my first period and get a good fuck in before class. My friends would always call me during to see where I was.


I always made sure to answer during the good parts. ;-)

[robert42]

Kegel exercises: How to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles - MayoClinic.com (http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/kegel-exercises/WO00119) KEGALS

[JeenYuss]

Oh now that is just wrong.

yeah but its not like i was doing it intentionally or tryna b all cool an player-like... my phone beeped i had a text and i clicked one of my auto reply things sumthin bout im busy or sumthin

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Oh well that's different then.
I think.
Carry on!:D

[hasanyoneseenmypipe1]

get her to go on top it will let you have a wee break and will give her control.

[0ffspring]

my tip is just not to take aderall before and you should be fine, i had a friend do that....how sad.

[JeenYuss]

my tip is just not to take aderall before and you should be fine, i had a friend do that....how sad.

LMAO!!!:S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2:

[1chronic]

If you start to get close to cumming just smack yourself in the nuts real good. That'll slow you down.

Omg I just laughed for a good 5 minutes. If that actually works for you I'd be amazed. It would probably just make me sick to my stomach.

[FreeVenice]

If im close ill do math problems in my head but usually that doesnt help and I have to scream STOP. But sometimes if I hit the point of no control its over. Even if im thinking about something awful like the tax code or the bible network.

Why would a girl not want to finish? It's not like you can't go for 2, or 3. . . or 4.

[FreeVenice]

get her to go on top it will let you have a wee break and will give her control.

What kind of girl are you fooling with? do you enjoy it when she is on top? If you got a girl that knows what shes doing, her on top can be a very bad idea. . .

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

What kind of girl are you fooling with? do you enjoy it when she is on top? If you got a girl that knows what shes doing, her on top can be a very bad idea. . .
You are batting .1000 my friend. Any time I've ever ridden the baloney pony, 7 seconds was a record indeed. Dudes dig being able to look up at a girl's bouncing boobs, play with her clit, and see her tossing her hair around like a she-beast. Gets 'em every time.

That's why I never understand when a girl says she prefers being on top. Shortest ride of my life, with every single man I've ever been with. And this ain't my first rodeo.;)

[JeenYuss]

You are batting .1000 my friend. Any time I've ever ridden the baloney pony, 7 seconds was a record indeed. Dudes dig being able to look up at a girl's bouncing boobs, play with her clit, and see her tossing her hair around like a she-beast. Gets 'em every time.

That's why I never understand when a girl says she prefers being on top. Shortest ride of my life, with every single man I've ever been with. And this ain't my first rodeo.;)

unless she doesnt know what the fuck shes doing... then it ruins it both ways... i think at least... i kno it wasnt workin for me... "ok ok stop stop... move out tha way" lol

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Ohno LOL! Did she bend you?

[JeenYuss]

Ohno LOL! Did she bend you?

:S2: :S2: :S2: :S2: :S2:

took me a minute to get it... :S2: :S2: :S2:

no just somewhat inexperienced i guess... even tho shes been wit more ppl then i have...

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Well thank goodness for small favors.

[FreeVenice]

You are batting .1000 my friend. Any time I've ever ridden the baloney pony, 7 seconds was a record indeed. Dudes dig being able to look up at a girl's bouncing boobs, play with her clit, and see her tossing her hair around like a she-beast. Gets 'em every time.

That's why I never understand when a girl says she prefers being on top. Shortest ride of my life, with every single man I've ever been with. And this ain't my first rodeo.;)

:giggity:Skink's not around is he. . .

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

HA! ::looks around nervously::
Meet me by the swings.

[hasanyoneseenmypipe1]

What kind of girl are you fooling with? do you enjoy it when she is on top? If you got a girl that knows what shes doing, her on top can be a very bad idea. . .
I am fooling with my girlfriend of over 3 years, she knows what she is doin, I am just not a two stroke wonder.;)

[Platinum Plus]

LoL think about ugly disgusting people
and i wouldn't say think about things that make you mad
you might hit the girl or somethin Lmao...
just let your mind drift, don't think about your mind drifting
or else you'll be fucked...F-U-C-K-E-D LoL...

[FreeVenice]

I am fooling with my girlfriend of over 3 years, she knows what she is doin, I am just not a two stroke wonder.;)

So what you just dont feel anything? I enjoy my women thank you. . .:p

[0ffspring]

actually the best advice i can give is to wank it a lot, just get used to doing that.....lmao, unfortunately i had to once. Oh and enzyte does work...it'll give you a load that'll put pressure on your nuts, and increase blood flow.

[FreeVenice]

Jerking off causes leakage!!!

[0ffspring]

well, i've never leaked from my anus, so i'm cool with that... this leakage you're talking bout...if it's precum i see, if it's anything else idk what you're talking about.

[hasanyoneseenmypipe1]

dont worry kids you will learn to last longer, its called age and experience, I suppose half you guys are like 18 or 19, I think everyone is like that when you are younger, when us fellas are that age we cant hold it for long, lol.

[NewbiePacker]

Jelly Donuts are great...

While she is blowing ya pull it out before you pop....then punch her in the mouth and than drop your load on her face...moment lasts a life time...

[xLIbluntsmokeNYx]

If you start to get close to cumming just smack yourself in the nuts real good. That'll slow you down.

hahahahahaa

[xxxhazexxx]

relax round the ladys take your time stop trying to be hitting it to fast or hard your not porn stars and you will last longer RELAX DUDES :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[GodBud]

Just rub one out 15 minutes prior to, shit dont give er the easy one!

Peace

[Hardcore Newbie]

Why not just slow down?

I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but if a girl gets me to cum in under 5 minutes, it's because she's fucking lucky, or I wanked it a few times just before the point of cumming, specifically for the purpose of cumming fast in bed. It's not like these girls suck in bed either, i just know how to keep myself just before the "point of no return". Feels fuckin great.