Wild night that sucked.

[nikweiser]

aight, my friend from work is like, my girl has a friend that wants to get laid. so i hear that and im like ok:thumbsup: be there after i get off work tonight!
so im over there after work, and were smokin and gettin drunk and shit, and my friend and his girlfriend go into her room and me and this girl started fucking.. my friend and his girlfriend kept coming out and looking for lighters and shit, and im like man wtf and this girl is like ive seen them fuck so its ok and im like whatever :thumbsup: and im fucking this girl while my friend is drunk with his girlfriend smoking! ok anyways besides the point, the sex went way to long and i couldnt nut because i was drunk, and i was getting fucking hella worn out.. after i was just ready to dipset after we smoke, and shes like so you wanna go right to bed or watch this and fall asleep and i was like.. i gotta dip soon i gotta get up and shit early to look for cars (she was getting real clingly and making it seem like we were going to see each other more and date or someshit).. but she was like aight.. and i was chillin for a little bit longer and i just looked at her again and was like, you want an orgasm? and she was just like yes!

:thumbsup:

so we fucked for another half hour.. and then i got up and was like ok im dipping and told her id see her in a few days..


but the whole night she was acting like we were going to date and stuff and calling me babe and all this shit and asking if i like this or dont like that to everything. it weirded me the fuck out.

anyways, im finally home and crashing, thought id share my night


btw, we were taking sobe bong hits of some homegrown diesal thats pure dank fuck shit fuck:cool:

[Bob the Awesome]

*sigh*

[lagstronaut]

LOL bonehead good luck shakin her man, but if the sex is good and you get along, why not try it?

[Kid Dynamite]

Jesus man


i dont want to sound like a "homo" or anything, but its possible that because you banged the girl twice she has gotten the crazy far fetched idea that you like her and perhaps would like to see more of her or even enter a relationship at some point?

[higher4hockey]

dipset ?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Jesus man


i dont want to sound like a "homo" or anything, but its possible that because you banged the girl twice she has gotten the crazy far fetched idea that you like her and perhaps would like to see more of her or even enter a relationship at some point?
I like you.:hippy:

[Bob the Awesome]

Jesus man


i dont want to sound like a "homo" or anything, but its possible that because you banged the girl twice she has gotten the crazy far fetched idea that you like her and perhaps would like to see more of her or even enter a relationship at some point?

That's impossible. How could that be true? Take your crackheaded ideas away from here!

[ReUp]

That's impossible. How could that be true? Take your crackheaded ideas away from here!

I mean sex doesn't mean anything to girls at all....I'm right?....right?

[Gatekeeper777]

for guys sex is a physical thing. for gorls sex is an emotional thing.

I have a friend that says a man can be ugly and never get laid, but an ugly girl can get laid.
You guys will learn this when you grow up and you get more mature, yes pussy is good, but its M-T with out the connect.
Unless you learn the womanly ways( NOT THE HOE WAYS) you better learn to cook and keep house cuz you may lead a lonely life.
Signed
HAPPILY MARRIED MAN

[Daveracer]

dipset ?

I think it means "go home".

Or i could be totally wrong.

[BananaLanderS]

ive never heard anything like it

[peaceandlove420]

I think there is an actual chemical that only women get that is released during sex that causes the clingyness and what not.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Oxytocin. And no, it doesn't just happen to women. Men release the hormone as well.

[Gatekeeper777]

Oxytocin. And no, it doesn't just happen to women. Men release the hormone as well.


With men the whore moan is cum.

[CUPNOODLES]

KEEP HER....SHE CULD COME IN HANDY LATER;)

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Jesus, grow up.
Don't fuck a bitch unless you realize she's gonna wanna stay with you
especially if she cums.

Dipset=Leave
my wigger little brother says it.

[nikweiser]

lol you dont need to rag on me because i say dipset, who cares, everyone has there little slang words here and there

[Weeden]

While I agree with the above statements, shouldn't this lady realize that she was a booty call if she knew the guy for all of one night and decided to screw him? I mean, where is the responsibility on her part? What same person DOESN'T realize that this situation is a one night stand type of deal?

[Abunai]

whiskey dick ahaha

[rebgirl420]

yeah thats pretty rude of you hun, at least tell her you dont want a relationship before you fuck.

[206 DankySpanky]

isnt dipset a production company or somthing???

strange.

[Hookah314]

While I agree with the above statements, shouldn't this lady realize that she was a booty call if she knew the guy for all of one night and decided to screw him? I mean, where is the responsibility on her part? What same person DOESN'T realize that this situation is a one night stand type of deal?

totally agree.


was she blonde by any chance? lol. kidding.

[chisme]

Jesus man


i dont want to sound like a "homo" or anything, but its possible that because you banged the girl twice she has gotten the crazy far fetched idea that you like her and perhaps would like to see more of her or even enter a relationship at some point?

my thoughts exact

[rtafts]

how did this night "suck"?

[RyanTheCaveman]

Some people get attached to the other person after sex.

[vileoxidation]

Jesus man


i dont want to sound like a "homo" or anything, but its possible that because you banged the girl twice she has gotten the crazy far fetched idea that you like her and perhaps would like to see more of her or even enter a relationship at some point?

I second Mrs. GJ here. I like you.

I mean, I realize that the girl knew what she was doing, but its still nice to at least clear up the whole relationship thing before sticking it to her...