View Full Version : Advice For Someone Picking Up Weed from a Dealer (Just got beat up)
larghetto
12-04-2004, 11:11 PM
OK, ill be honest with you. I went to pick up of a dealer, and one of his freinds walked back with me and punched me up bad (just now), and it fucking hurts!
Anyone got any advice on how not to get beaten up.
clevemire
12-04-2004, 11:31 PM
I only buy from friends that I trust. You should too, if you don't want shit like that to happen again.
RESiNATE
12-04-2004, 11:39 PM
The 'Hong Kong Book Of Kung Fu' states:
"Best defence from beating...don't be there!"
It works too :D
I have found that by not being at the connection point of any strike, the likelihood of pain is dramatically reduced. Bruising and scar tissue, is also of a significant low.
I hope this helps in the future.
InhaleItALL
12-04-2004, 11:39 PM
OK, ill be honest with you. I went to pick up of a dealer, and one of his freinds walked back with me and punched me up bad (just now), and it fucking hurts!
Anyone got any advice on how not to get beaten up.
He beat you up and took the weed back too or just beat ya up?
duppy man
12-04-2004, 11:50 PM
or learn to grow your own a entry level Hydro system start from about £150 then your seeds..
Try to buy your stuff from friends as clev said. Dont go in any "bad" neighborhoods to get product. Your chances of getting killed or jumped increase a lot lol. So ya find a buddy who sells or who might know a guy
00Ampersand
12-05-2004, 12:48 AM
learn kung fu...then next time someone tries to beat you up, all you have to do is
RIP THEIR HEART OUT! Proceed to do one of the following:
-hold their heart in front of them and laugh
-make a sock-puppet out of it
-make a heart-stew, Martha-style, and feed it to them
-ect.
~007~
Supportradicalhabits
12-05-2004, 07:51 AM
take a friend with u when u purchase :) a big friend
InhaleItALL
12-05-2004, 07:51 AM
take a friend with u when u purchase :) a big friend
a big friend that knows kung fu
RESiNATE
12-05-2004, 08:04 AM
lol..execute the "five finger Lotus palm exploding heart technique"...
:D
GHoSToKeR
12-05-2004, 09:15 AM
lock yourself in your bedroom, paint the windows black, unhook any phones, computers or any way of communicating with the outside world, cover any sharp objects with something soft, take all your clothes off, sit in a sealed tent in the corner of your room, with nothing but a gaskmask and some tinned food, with the lights out.. oh, you might wanna wear gloves too
that way, you'll be safe the rest of your life
im slightly stoned. ignore me.
thcbongman
12-05-2004, 11:06 AM
Sometimes shit happens man. I gotten jumped, it sucks, just use common sense next time.
apsinthion
12-05-2004, 01:28 PM
or learn to grow your own a entry level Hydro system start from about £150 then your seeds..
Absolutely! If you can grow then grow then you'll have a good supply load's cheaper (after the equipment outgoing) and you'll be out of all of this shit. :)
Stoned Scouser
12-05-2004, 07:29 PM
its out of order that m8 u need 2 find a new dealer u can trust, friends are usually th best ppl 2 buy off... if none of ur m8s deal either start grwin urself or buy in bulk a few ounces at a time an sell 2 ur m8s... this way they r gettin a nice smoke widout runnin th risk of gettin fucked an u'l end up wid a free smoke n a few extra quid in ur pocket
Bro DZ
12-05-2004, 09:48 PM
well dude, i would try to grow my own stuff if possible like suggested. If you can't then heres what ya do: Put on some muscle/tone up so you can defend yourself a little better, stay alert even when your cool with the dealer and always roll with a good friend that will back you up, even if they have to wait in the car atleast they are to prevent what happened to you at the car. I always used to pick up at real bad spots in wilmington and watts and long beach and even though I felt extremely threatened by a grip of people over the years I never got mugged around the slangers pads :D
Peace
Buck268
12-05-2004, 09:52 PM
Get big, or pack heat...
Seriously though, I always carry a nice lock back I can whip out in a hurry if I get jumped by multiple people... Not too many situations I'd need a blade for though, I'm a soild 220 lbs and have a bit of a past time in brawling ;)
Proof
12-05-2004, 11:10 PM
lol gettin jumped must suck ass proper bad, carry some heat around like buck said n jus go mentle at them they will shit it :) did u have ur stuff stolen off u ?
Kronik Bagz
12-05-2004, 11:16 PM
u should jus know ur connections better. if they iz kinda shady tell em to fuck off er somethin. but tha next time ur gonna get ur ass beat jus deck the guy right in tha nose. he wont be able to beat ur ass wit a broken nose. or jus keep a few good freinds around, tha ones who u know got ur back through anything. or at least some friends that look pretty crazy.
peace n bagz
kronik
Proof
12-05-2004, 11:39 PM
lol crazy lookin friends they might turn crazy on u :O!
Bman719
12-06-2004, 05:49 PM
Man, you should have been smart enough not to put yourself in a situation where you had a chance of getting your ass kicked. Just because we're stoners doesn't mean we don't have common sense man...
BOgart.bitch
12-06-2004, 06:37 PM
kick his fucking ass
jaycarroll
12-06-2004, 06:39 PM
sorry to hear you got beat up man but you know it could have been worse just be glad he only used his fists and the next time you wont be so relaxed when your buying weed life is about learning so learn from this an move on [never trust someone who wants your money]
NowhereMan
12-06-2004, 07:48 PM
everyone knows what they can and cannot do if they are honest with them self about it,size matters when combined with ability and fortitude,
yes a lil bitty guy can kick a big dudes ass,CAN,but not likely depends totally on the people involved ,and how much they know and have the abllity to do.
ive come to realize a few things about the actions of people with my years of seeing it over and over,some people just cannot stop being afriad of getting hurt and cannot fight becuase of this.they are preyed upon by idiots.
example Big ass dude never been out much is confronted by a average size hardass street punk who see's that unsure of himself look and just zooms in on his fear and lack of self assurance,goes to bullying him around and its clear that the big dude could snap him like a twig if he just had the fear in check,now when the lil guy finally terrifies him to the piont of action which usually the lil guy dont do cuase he really dont want fight the boy,he wants look all badass to his friends.so he stops,usually :rolleyes:
now if he dont the big ol dude gets dose of pure adrenilin :mad: and combine that with the AUTO-SELF PRESERVATION :eek: mode we all have,he snaps and breaks the boys jaw with one good swing,and then stomps him into intensive care for a few weeks.
some places you dont go unarmed too,
try to aviod them.
for those of you who feel you should not carry a gun and those that cannot
if nothing else i suggest you learn from every ass kicking you get that they are some very bad people out there
Protecting Yourself is Fundamental
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zarathustra
12-06-2004, 11:35 PM
First of all, look (heh heh) like you've killed someone before. Tattoos, scars, and scraggly facial hair help with this. Then you go to a place that sells hunting knives, and wear a huge ass blade in plain view whenever you go somewhere somebody might be tempted to jump somebody not toting a huge-ass weapon. I personally prefer the Fury hunting knives: big as hell and twice as intimidating when you whip 'em out.
Caution: This technique may lead to getting shot
The C
12-06-2004, 11:52 PM
I was in almost the same situation, met sum dude and his buddy, who he never told me would be there to meet me, i dunno, i hadd switch from my normal guy for reasons thiers no point to disclose, but i will be piking up form hopefulyl someday soon,
We'll anyhow these guys were so shady and trying to look tough, man, i dunno, i was like, shit these shady fuckers is gonna beat me up", so i just didnt put myself in a good angle to hit without me having a chance to back away.
Pack heat, pack spoons.
Peace out.
The C
roll it up
12-07-2004, 04:07 PM
dont be a bitch and fight back.u shudnt have just stood there and let urself catch an asswoopin.shud have started throwin fists as fast and hard as u can.
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