OK. This is a game....control me to take pictures...

[geonagual]

I must warn you... I am stoned and feeling good....but I want to do something different...my kids have went to spend the night at friends...my wife is at her friends house...I dont feel like geocaching...I just wanna get stoned...chill...and do something fun....
This is a game where you can tell me to go and get a picture for something and I will go take that picture. I will make a sign with a marker and hold that or it will be in the picture. Does that make sense? After a few answer I will agree as to what I will find and I will go and take that picture. Makem interesting...when I get back I will upload the picture then I will take on another assignment. So, whats first?

[Samwhore]

pic this!

[slipknotpsycho]

of your neighbor in the shower :p

[TheAtomicPunk]

Yea! Unless its an old man or something

[Skink]

A homeless dude... I want one of you giving him a buck...

[geonagual]

pic this!

I could probably do that at the mexican market around the corner. hmmm. that is where I going to buy my batteries. I wonder if they would mind if I took a picture. I can do that, maybe I could another since I was already going there.

[geonagual]

A homeless dude... I want one of you giving him a buck...


I like that one...I am gonna go do that after I get my batteries and take a picture of the cake...then I will do the homeless dude. I should be back in about an hour.

Then the shower one slip...that should be fun. Late

[Skink]

I like that one...I am gonna go do that after I get my batteries and take a picture of the cake...then I will do the homeless dude. I should be back in about an hour.

Then the shower one slip...that should be fun. Late

Cool Beans,,,I'm Going to Wal * Mart I'll take a pic of the greeter,,,LOLz...

[JeenYuss]

draw a big heart that says JeenYuss in the middle

[slipknotpsycho]

take a picture of you bringing me some beer...

[delusionsofNORMALity]

when you return from your current missions please photograph a stranger''s big toe. that's a stranger to you, not me.

yea, i've probably got a foot fetish.

[Samwhore]

when you return from your current missions please photograph a stranger''s big toe. that's a stranger to you, not me.

yea, i've probably got a foot fetish.

and a freak cheetos fetish

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i never claimed to be normal

[Samwhore]

im not normal either, just slicker than your average

[lil josh]

A picture of a dog with a bong in the background :P

[Matt the Funk]

A picture of a coffee mug!! A cool one....

[JaggedEdge]

Take a picture of a street sign with some graffetie (sp) on it.

nvm, you may prefer things you can find in your home.

[Canadien.]

graffiti.

take a picture of a religious (not Christian) idol, in a cup.

[JaggedEdge]

graffiti.

take a picture of a religious (not Christian) idol, in a cup.

Thank you, I knew I had that wrong. And thanks for correcting it, I would have forgotten to look up the correct spelling later. Seriously.

[geonagual]

OK. We have a ton of homeless around here, but all the ones I saw were in packs or headed down to the river bottom for the night. I was looking for a lone homeless person and it didn;t happened. I tried a bunch of different places. Oh well. I tried.
The cake I failed on to. The security guard kept eyeing me and it felt sketchy taking a picture in there. I stand out big time being the only white guy in there and with a Ramones shirt on. So, I failed again. Sucks
But I got the others..I am still up for some more. I am gonna smoke the other half of my joint. Here is one of the buds from this time.

[Samwhore]

I am dissapointed, take one of a snail with you pouring salt all over it

[slipknotpsycho]

you forgot the shower pic.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

thank you for the toe. i was kinda hopin' for a close-up, but that's cool. are you sure you didn't know that toe's person?

[geonagual]

You 2 suck again. I tried, I went down to the liquor store where all the crack dealers where and the cops were rollin through. Then I went down to the gas station, whrere the guy is always washing windows. He was gone. By the sex shop, the greyhound station. Finally, I ws like fuck it, I dont wanna waste no more gas.Time to eat a chicken pot pie and a pepsi. Slip, I will be looking dilligently for a neighbor to be showering. LOL

[Samwhore]

I still want my snail pic

[geonagual]

thank you for the toe. i was kinda hopin' for a close-up, but that's cool. are you sure you didn't know that toe's person?

Some rather larger lady at the maxi food.

[Skink]

Nice handwriting G...

[Matt the Funk]

That is a pretty damn cool cup.

[deltron]

get someone to take a pic of you beside a cop and casually take your nutsack out. am i too late?

[Markass]

I still want my snail pic

lol

[geonagual]

How about a picture of a picture, of a picture?


I am gonna work on the one...I am sure we have to have a picture of a picture of a picture. I will continue looking...may take a few days but I will keep my eye out.
I still gotta get a picture of the cake
a picture of my neighbor in the shower
me giving a homeless dude a dollar....will be much easier in the daytime.
what else....
Sam, sorry, I cant kill a snail for fun....it just wouldn't be right. SICKO!
Think that is it...
I will just keep an eye out for these things in my everyday life and post it on this thread. Thanks for the ideas. I am still awake and it is 1:30 am. Just smoked the rest of my fat J, did a shot of jack daniels and cracked a beer of Sam Adams. Whatever I post after this is not my fault....LOL

[Podge_Boro]

i like your handwriting, looks good

how about a picture of a purple shoe

[Demeter]

If it isn't too late to make a request :D
I would like a picture of a flower (doesn't have to be the traditional rose) clenced between someone's (clean) teeth- ta da!

[Kid Dynamite]

im requesting a picture of a sunrise or a sunset please.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

when you return from your current missions please photograph a stranger''s big toe. that's a stranger to you, not me.

yea, i've probably got a foot fetish.
With every post, I love you more. I'm going to send you a picture of my feet. Worship them appropriately.

[hello3pat]

A picture of two men one named Paco the other Jesus (pronouned hesus) flicking off a small child with a sword

>.>

[Pipe Dreams]

take a picture of the bottom of your left foot.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

With every post, I love you more. I'm going to send you a picture of my feet. Worship them appropriately.

i'm afraid you'll have to post those pics of your feet as i don't really exist so there is nowhere to send them. i'm just a series of impulses throbbing through the heart of a huge computer deep within the bowels of the doj.

[slipknotpsycho]

still no shower pic? ~sigh~

[delusionsofNORMALity]

still no shower pic? ~sigh~

you do know that his closest neighbor weighs 342 lbs. and she has the worst case of eczema on record, don't you?

[MastaChronic]

hmmmmmm
i want you too take a pic of.................something..........some smoke rings....

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i would love to see a picture of a bowl of cheetos in milk. any cheese flavored snack food will do, but i would prefer crunchy cheetos.

[Canadien.]

That actually is some pretty sick writing, do you graff? (Graffiti if you don't know what I'm talking about, but it looks like you do)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

i'm afraid you'll have to post those pics of your feet as i don't really exist so there is nowhere to send them. i'm just a series of impulses throbbing through the heart of a huge computer deep within the bowels of the doj.
gasp! I can't just post foot porn! It will have to remain a lovely fantasy. Alas.

[thcbongman]

Take a picture of.......

A woman's reaction after you kiss her randomly.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

The cops are going to confiscate his camera.;)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

gasp! I can't just post foot porn! It will have to remain a lovely fantasy. Alas.
computer generated perverts need lovin' too!

[geonagual]

I swear I am working on all of your request no matter how dangerous. Tommorrow I will get more done cause I gots lots to do outdoors and in the public. I will complete my mission. Today, I have been stoned all day. So, I only got one assignment done and ate too much food.



and some shots right after sunset by my house...

more later...

[Nation_1ne]

I swear I am working on all of your request no matter how dangerous. Tommorrow I will get more done cause I gots lots to do outdoors and in the public. I will complete my mission. Today, I have been stoned all day. So, I only got one assignment done and ate too much food.



and some shots right after sunset by my house...

more later...

Beautiful pictures, I have one as my background now. I would have given you rep, but it won't allow me too!

[TheAtomicPunk]

Feet are NASTY! Stick your foot in my face and you'll be stabbed with the nearest pointy object. Eww...

[geonagual]

Here was dinner...


ooooooh chili!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I stole your tomato pic. I love pics of fruits and veggies.

[Demeter]

Here was dinner...


ooooooh chili!

OMIGOD- I made chili for dinner yesterday too!!!!- do you think we might share a brain without knowing it????:D

[nikweiser]

you have inspired me to eat chili today. i think i will...
this thread is awesome, i might even go take a few pics of some peoples requests, ill randomly post it if i even do though...
i might do sams for her, since ill kill a slugly bastard that gets trails on my fuckin porch, lol

[geonagual]

OMIGOD- I made chili for dinner yesterday too!!!!- do you think we might share a brain without knowing it????:D


We are both in the same. It definitely felt like a chili night.

Nik, go for it, see if you can get some of the pictures of this stuff.
I have no pictures of the required mission, but I have some other pics..breakfast this morning with the leftover chili. Yumm...chili omelettes with cheese, onions, tomato, sour cream, chili and hot peppers.
also a crazy pic from the airport the other night. I thought it was pretty trippy.
Can you guess where that ice cream came from?
and a pack of the clear papers. I haven't used one yet.

[geonagual]

and one of the bowls that I smoked:stoned:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

You've inspired me.
::goes to pack a bowl::

[nikweiser]

like i said he inspired me to eat chili which im making right now..
and that omelette looks fucking dank-o-licious

[nikweiser]

this is one cheeeeeesy glob of spicy chili... its soo good... i love you G you have inspired me once again!

[MastaChronic]

I swear I am working on all of your request no matter how dangerous. Tommorrow I will get more done cause I gots lots to do outdoors and in the public. I will complete my mission. Today, I have been stoned all day. So, I only got one assignment done and ate too much food.



and some shots right after sunset by my house...

more later...

no matter how dangerous?
i want to see you squeezing a random girls titties

[nikweiser]

someone said kiss a random girl and take a pic of her reaction, thats a good one

[TheGreenFog]

He still hasn't gotten the 'giving the bum a dollar' one, has he...I think the titties will be harder (no pun intended) to get. But, still a good idea! Dunno how well it will go over, though, nowadays. LOL

I'd say, I WANT a picture of.....FOUR JOINTS:

1 - Rolled regular.
2 - Backrolled (leave the paper on).
3 - Conical shaped.
4 - Half-way smoked in an ashtray.


Good luck. Happy toking.

One tip: Take pictures of them before you smoke them. :stoned:


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[officerleeroy]

Is that a dairy queen dipcone??? Am I right?

[Pipe Dreams]

Is that a dairy queen dipcone??? Am I right?

looks like it..

On a side now.. G, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PICTURE OF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR LEFT FOOT DAMNIT? I WANT THAT PICTURE NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

[geonagual]

looks like it..

On a side now.. G, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PICTURE OF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR LEFT FOOT DAMNIT? I WANT THAT PICTURE NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!



I am working on my left foot as I speak. I have much cheese and callouses to remove before it is ready to go before the camera.
I mostly got stoned yesterday and forgot about my assignments here . But I did take some pictures...Some food I had, also the short hike I took with my daughter yesterday.

Oh yeah, that is a dairy queen. That is a small vanilla dipped in chocolate.
Take it easy:stoned:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

You eat very attractive food. Nice presentation.

[TheGreenFog]

The food does look nice. The landscape pictures are nice too. Looks like a cool hiking place. Hope she enjoyed it. NOW, where are my JOINT pictures?!?!?! :D


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[hello3pat]

how about either a cig or joint with a almost perect ash

[sleepless]

take a photo of a cat having a swim, they do that sometimes but its very, very rare. dont just chuck a moggie in a river either, it has to be swimming by choice. or take a photo of an honest pollitician, more difficult than swimming cats i know but they do exist somewhere, at least i hope they do. or take a photo of your foot being kicked into the ass of an armed police officer, risky that one.

[sleepless]

and eat more food, you must be starving living on such small portions.

[sleepless]

ok, this ones serious. go to your nearest art gallery and take some photos of something that will amaze, for being either the work of a true genius or for being so shit you are left wondering what the hell its doing there in the first place..

[nikweiser]

someone asked on these boards before for someone to go to a cop station and do a ride along with a cop when you are baked.
well, i was going to do just that.
i was going to smoke out really fat, then shower and clean up right before i go so i dont smell and use RHoto V eyedrops the best shit in the world.
bring a hand-held camera and say i want to do a ride along, its for my criminal justice class, just to video tape a cop doing what he normally does blah blah.. and view and edit how he pulls someone over, the steps he takes before and after inside the car you know how they are always back there doing there shit for an hour...
but i couldnt go because ive been arrested 3 times before and it sucks..
i was down to do it to but i found that out and it was lame... i was going to record the smoke session before i went too!! then post the entire video on cannabis.com

someone should do what i just typed out, someone that hasnt been arrested before....

wow the whole time i was typing that i was tilting to the side and didnt notice (im so blazed right now lol)

[iStaaHi]

haha, i wanna go take a pic of me smoking inside at the top of a tree

ne one , ill doo shit , im aswell really high and dont mind doing crazy shit, its gotta be crazy tho

[Reefer Rogue]

Take a picture of a license plate from NJ

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

wow the whole time i was typing that i was tilting to the side and didnt notice (im so blazed right now lol)
LOL! I do that too. Last night I was sitting completely sideways, with only my hands facing the right direction. No wonder my back hurts.

[nikweiser]

LOL! I do that too. Last night I was sitting completely sideways, with only my hands facing the right direction. No wonder my back hurts.

ya its fuckin nutty! lol ill relies im about to fall out of my chair and then notice that i look like a fucking idiot while im typing...
its always to the right too i notice if im at my left at all, always... im always leaning to the right it seems like when im typing and im baked... WEIRD

[AlwaysBlazed]

LOL! I do that too. Last night I was sitting completely sideways, with only my hands facing the right direction. No wonder my back hurts.

You think thats bad? Last night I was tripping and I thought I snapped out of it but it was part of the trip, then I realized I was trippin when I thought I snapped out of it :thumbsup: k time to smoke

oh yes, and I want to see a pic of any pets if ya got em, I love doggies :smokin:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

You should make a sign that says



I <3 BabyFacedAbortion!


and hell yeah to the jersey plates. I can go outside and do that right now :-P