The "oopsie" thread

[Samwhore]

We've all made oopsies in life, I made one today,

I was changing today, with the blinds open, I bet the neighbors had a nice view.

One time, my blankets were all bundled up, and I didnt know my kitty was under them, I pounced on them...oopsies

I didnt know kitty was sleeping with me and I rolled over her...OOPSIES

posts your oopsies

[slipknotpsycho]

erm... one time i had to take a shit in this trailer.. and i dind't notice the curtains were open... the window was fairly low... i wouldn't be suprised if somebody had seen me o.0 after i realized my ass was plain exposed to the trailer park i was like "god damnit..."

[4gan2ja0]

i ran ito a bench at full speed once...oopsies

[JeenYuss]

i had sex with my girlfriends mom... oopsies

[geonagual]

I puked on some ladies dress in Vegas. ooopsie lady

[Samwhore]

I puked on some ladies dress in Vegas. ooopsie lady

your the one who puked on my dress?

hahah

[geonagual]

your the one who puked on my dress?

hahah

Like I said "oopsie"
Dosen't that make you forgive me instantly?

[Samwhore]

Like I said "oopsie"
Dosen't that make you forgive me instantly?

:S4: that dress cost me a whole $5

[4gan2ja0]

i sneezed, open handed, on some girl waiting in line for a ride...oopsie...on the other hand, we got to move up cause they left

[Samwhore]

The people in front of us at the movies moved because I was too loud, oopsies

[JonnyM_BCG]

i once ran full speed through a screen door and fucked my self up pretty bad and also had to replace the door (it was at a hotel on the beach)


oops!

[slipknotpsycho]

i remember my first time on rollerblades at the skating rink.. the skating rink had these wooden hand rails at either side, that seprated this little spot wtih benches where people could sit down... anyways these rails seprated the rink and the sitting place... it was 4x4 (4 inches by 4 inches) solid hard wood... so i start going as fast as i can on the blades... but ahh.. i didn't know how to stop.... or turn too well.... i got going so fast i couldnt' turn... i'm kinda bent over like you do when you're trying to pick up speed...

i run face first straight into the rails... yeah.. i didn't skate for the rest of that day... and din't get back on a pair of skates for a good while....

[JonnyM_BCG]

thats so funny you brought up roller rinks! my first time on rollerblades i lost control and tried to go for the rail on the inside of the the track and hit some really fat bitch and she fell RIGHT ON ME! im being dead serious! i was like 10! scarred me for life.................oopsie!

[TheAtomicPunk]

Lol one time, I was reading a thread called "the "oopsie" thread" and my mom was like "whats cannabis?" and i said "its a tv show noob fuck off". oopsie.

[yoda]

i had started to fart, but it wasnt that...oopsies!

[Mean Green Charlene]

Being too stoned to get up and air my room out cause i really dont care. ooopsies?

[Skink]

One time in school I took a crap,,,I washed my hands and turn to get a paper towel and I was staring straight at a Kotex dispencer...

[yoda]

One time in school I took a crap,,,I washed my hands and turn to get a paper towel and I was staring straight at a Kotex dispencer...

ROFL

[Samwhore]

thats why skinks the best!

[marvelous22]

Oopsie i rolled a blunt then fell asleep!

[Samwhore]

Oopsie i rolled a blunt then fell asleep!

you cant be forgiven for that, no redemption for that level of ignoring MJ

[slipknotpsycho]

me chinese me play joke, me take a pee pee in your coke.

oops...

me japanese me fuck fast, me put crisco in your ass.

ooooops....

[geonagual]

me chinese me play joke, me take a pee pee in your coke.

oops...

me japanese me fuck fast, me put crisco in your ass.

ooooops....


ROTFL....How can you not be stoned?

[slipknotpsycho]

how could i be stoned? i don't even have so much as a stem...

[Samwhore]

No joke...

heres the thing,

everything you hear stoned is funny,

[geonagual]

how could i be stoned? i don't even have so much as a stem...


Well. Congrats..You are officially high on life..

[slipknotpsycho]

=/ i don't wanna be high on life.. i wanna be high on bud!

[geonagual]

...still thinking.

[Samwhore]

Well. Congrats..You are officially high on life..

slip crushes cereal and then snorts it?

[slipknotpsycho]

if i actually lived in houston i'd probably be high right now... weed is plentiful there...

[Skink]

=/ i don't wanna be high on life.. i wanna be high on bud!

Hey Slip why can't you get any weed??? there has to be some way...

[geonagual]

I am sure it would be easier there

[geonagual]

Skink...you still not smoking?

[slipknotpsycho]

small town, people here like hard drugs.... and i don't have a connection anymore... anytime i try to find one it falls through somehow someway.. i've asked people at bars and all that little blah blah blah... had the wife ask co workers and what not... >.< it's mainly cuz of the town we live in.

and yeah there would be a way, but i'm not allowed to talk about it.... ~cough parent cough cough~

[Samwhore]

I though grammy was going to let your grow slip

[slipknotpsycho]

well i gotta have money for the set up first... and besides... isn't it not time to plant yet?

[Skink]

Skink...you still not smoking?

Still have to keep clean,,,no smoke no nutin...

[geonagual]

Still have to keep clean,,,no smoke no nutin...


You know the deal...
it is what it is

[Skink]

I look forward...

[Skink]

Slip,,, Gotta be a coworker in the know???

[slipknotpsycho]

there is, and the wife tried to get her to maybe get extra for us and what not, chick said she'd have to talk to her BF, and she did, and the BF said no... >.< the only other one known to smoke is this total psycho bitch that i won't even let her be around (this chick doesn't have a screw loose she's missing an entire erector set...) and she doesn't know where to get it anyways... she had to bum off me when i was able to get it.

[geonagual]

Sometimes shit just goes like that...I have had some dry times and then *bing* connection

[Dro_Princess]

I left he dryer door open over night. I had no idea that my cat had climbed in there and took a nap. The clothes were a little wrinkled since I left them in there. So I tunred the dryer on to get the wrinkles out. Poor cat went tumbling in there.

He has also gotten shut in the oven. In the winter when I get done using the oven I leave the over door open and let the heat warm up the kitchen a little more. When I go back in the kitchen a few hours later I shut the oven door and trapped the cat in there.

You know alot of shit happens to our cat.

My husband was working on the car and drinking a little. He had downed about a six pack and decided to come inside for the night. This was on a Friday. We dont see the cat all weekend. I get a little worried when he dont show up Monday or Tuesday. Tueday evening I told my husband to go outside with me and look for him. I turn the cornor of the house and I can hear him meowing. I look up and he is pawing at the window. Poor cat had been trapped in there for 4 days.

[sam44]

one time i tried to snowboard down my stairs oopsies

[SkatePopwar]

i stapled my finger once. ow.

once when i was little i was peeing in the snow, and my crazy neighbor saw and yelled at me to "do that inside"

i snorted adderol. twice. oops!

i smoked a bag that i was supposed to save for my girlfriend bc it was a snow day. now i need to replace it. stupid me!

[ericwt]

I left a half pound of weed in New Mexico 5 years ago. Wish I had it now!

oopsie

[potsmokingnome]

I'm sure i've done tons of oppsies, but the only one that comes to mind is:

One night when i was maybe 13 or 14, I was in my PJ's and i went to my step sisters room to get somethin, and she was in there with her friend, and they started laughing at me, I found it odd but just grabbed what i went there for then went to my room. Then when I was just aboyut to go to bed, I looked down to see my penis hanging out of my PJ bottoms! OMFG was I so embaressed...

[mamma puffpuff420]

when i was young me and my friends were in2 stealin shit(peddie shit)
well i had a yellow datsun truck
it was dark out and i had a vrc in my hands
i ran thru the dark parking lot
i jumped in2 my truck
this guy is sittin in it just stareing at me
well he had a truck exactly like mine
and he had parked 2 car;s from where i had parked
so i said sorry and jumped out

that' an oooop's 4 damn sure

[potsmokingnome]

I was coming home from cadet camp, and i got dropped off at the school, and my house was about 4 blocks away, and I had to talk a crap like a hour ago, so I'm tryin to make it home, it was almost impossible not to go crap in my pants, and then when I'm in the bathroom fumbling with my belt, I just can't hold it anymore...and I did an oppsie in my pants! that sucked, so close, but not close enough :(

[potsmokingnome]

oppsie forgot to rate this thread as well :D
It's an excellent thread cause we all have done Oppsies!

[mamma puffpuff420]

here's a real winner on ooop's
i just bought 1 lb. over in humbolt county
and we were headed home
were both so baked
i get on hwy 101 and head south
i was sooooooo stoned, that i went 10 miles past my turn
ok so i just flip a bitch in the road
i didnt no there was north bound traffic on the other side of a hill
so im goin down the hiway
here comes a car he's blarin his horn at me
it was like what that dudes problem
it happined again and i flipped the dude off
its dark now
here come 2 sets of head lites side by side
i whipped the stering wheel and skid in 2 the median
big ol ooooop's
i like ta shit my pant's

[geonagual]

here's a real winner on ooop's
i just bought 1 lb. over in humbolt county
and we were headed home
were both so baked
i get on hwy 101 and head south
i was sooooooo stoned, that i went 10 miles past my turn
ok so i just flip a bitch in the road
i didnt no there was north bound traffic on the other side of a hill
so im goin down the hiway
here comes a car he's blarin his horn at me
it was like what that dudes problem
it happined again and i flipped the dude off
its dark now
here come 2 sets of head lites side by side
i whipped the stering wheel and skid in 2 the median
big ol ooooop's
i like ta shit my pant's


LOL. So, did you get out of there with your pound?
The 101 is pretty dark up there.
I have always wanted to go to Humbolt county. I had a stoner friend when I was in the Army that was from Eureka. He would tell the stories of the bud. Amazing.

[Podge_Boro]

stabbed myself in the hand separating frozen burgers...oopsie
tripped over a kerb and split my lip open on a wall...oopsie
slipped in the bathroom and split my head open on the tap...oopsie
kicked a heavy box and broke my toe...oopsie
set my leg on fire...oopsie

i could go on for longer but i think you get the picture...im a thick cunt

[LIP]

I have really big feet... and whenever i open a door my feet stick out and stop the door opening anymore, so i end up wakling into the edge of doors all the time.

Also, when i was younger, me and a mate were small time pyromaniacs... and we enjoyed setting small toy cars on fire... i mean... what betters than plastic people dying? Anyway, i was tipping on some more white spirit and i dropped it, and there was a massive fireball and me and my mate ran out of my garage into my street on fire. That was a good one.

I also made a flame thrower and set my garge on fire just over a week before my family were going on holiday.... WITH the car in the garage. Good job the car was ok.

[Podge_Boro]

Anyway, i was tipping on some more white spirit and i dropped it, and there was a massive fireball and me and my mate ran out of my garage into my street on fire. That was a good one.

haha ye taht is a good one
has me laughing over here

[LIP]

I was alright luckily, i didnt even singe my hair, but he signed all his facial hair, the hair on his head, his eye lashes and eye brows and burnt is hand. I felt really bad for ages after that, but now we look back and it's just a laugh.

[Nation_1ne]

I've made more than enough oopsies. One was similiar to your experience though Sam. I got out of the shower, went to my room too change, I forgot too close the curtains, when I looked outside and saw an old woman looking at me butt naked. I didn't really know what to do so I ran off out of my room.

I always once fell down ths stairs with a sword in my hands, that was a big ooopsie!

[Nochowderforyou]

The first time I made hash oil I almost set my room on fire. I didn't have a hotplate to vap. away the Iso, so I was using a blowtorch as a heat source. :rolleyes: I let the Iso boil too much and it erupted into a huge flame. I panicked, and dropped the flaming liquid on my floor. Luckily I stomped it out before it burned down the house.

One night after drinking heavily, I was about 2 km away from my house and I had to take a massive shit. There was no way I could hold it so I found a dark alley, and just shot the shit out as fast as I could. While I was leaving, I managed to not get any of my poo on me, but as I walked away, I accidently stepped in my own shit. :p When I woke up the next morning, I found my shoes outside in the snow. My mom tossed them out there as they were covered in shit, my own shit! Ha ha.

[crudemood]

one time i was in a public change room and there were alot of people, i think my shirt caught on something but i remember the whole thing slipped off, revealing my bare chest.. oops..

[Podge_Boro]

The first time I made hash oil I almost set my room on fire. I didn't have a hotplate to vap. away the Iso, so I was using a blowtorch as a heat source. :rolleyes: I let the Iso boil too much and it erupted into a huge flame. I panicked, and dropped the flaming liquid on my floor. Luckily I stomped it out before it burned down the house.

One night after drinking heavily, I was about 2 km away from my house and I had to take a massive shit. There was no way I could hold it so I found a dark alley, and just shot the shit out as fast as I could. While I was leaving, I managed to not get any of my poo on me, but as I walked away, I accidently stepped in my own shit. :p When I woke up the next morning, I found my shoes outside in the snow. My mom tossed them out there as they were covered in shit, my own shit! Ha ha.

haha your own shit, how the fuck do you manage that
a bit too much drinking
and you walked in your house lmao

[Nochowderforyou]

haha your own shit, how the fuck do you manage that
a bit too much drinking
and you walked in your house lmao

Dark alley + too much whiskey=shit on my shoe. :p

It was all over the front door rug too. It was a big smelly mess, and I had no one to blame but me.

[LIP]

ROFL.

[higher4hockey]

i wake up after a night of heavy drinking, see a glass of what i presumed was water on the coffee table that was in my room.....i think to myself 'water!' and i chug it down. it was my own piss.


oops :rolleyes:

[TheAtomicPunk]

i wake up after a night of heavy drinking, see a glass of what i presumed was water on the coffee table that was in my room.....i think to myself 'water!' and i chug it down. it was my own piss.


oops :rolleyes:

ahaha one time I got so drunk I couldn't leave the room to go to the bathroom, so I just pissed in whatever can I just drank out of. My mom found the cans and sampled one

OOPS!!!

[Matt the Funk]

Emptying bongwater so I can put away the bong....and I emptied the water all over the carpet. oopsies lol.

[LIP]

Got pretty pissed as a teenager, and was taking a piss. My mum called out my name and i turned around mid piss in the bathroom and pissed all over the walls and towels.

[Professor Dan K.]

dude thats just nasty ^^

[on_second_thought]

back when i was about 17 or 18, me and a friend of mine had made a long ass pipe out of one of those lamps that's about 5-6 feet tall and faces the ceiling. one person had to stand at the other end and hold it up while lighting the bowl for you and working the carb. the bowl was about 3-4 inches from the end of the pipe. anyhow, my friend was smoking and i was holding/lighting. i couldn't get my hand to seal off the carb end tight enough for him to get a good hit. (we're on his front porch by the way) so he looks down and there's this rag chillin' on his porch. he grabs it and hands it to me quickly and says "use this to plug the end". so i do as he requests, without question, and proceed to light the bowl. he takes a massive hit, and apparently the bowl got so hot, or the flame traveled through the stem of the bowl and just close enough to ignite the KEROSENE that ended up being on the rag. that mother fucker puked his ass off for a good 2 minutes. he'd inhaled all the burnt fumes from that rag. lmao. i couldn't help but laugh at his poor, stupid ass.

also, when i was a kid, i put a wig on my brother's head and pretended to be a barber. i was cutting his "hair" when i accidentally snipped the top of his left ear off. his face turned purple as he screamed bloody murder. i freaked the fuck out and just sat there staring at him. got into a bit of trouble over that one.

[TheAtomicPunk]

One time I had to cut down a branch on a huge tree in my front yard because it was about to fall down anyways. Well, I was 13 at the time and a huge pyro. I was trying to burn through the tree branch instead of sawing it off for an hour, and caught the tree on fire. Woopsie.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I was pissed once and ran into a glass door, thinking it was open. Luckily the glass didnt break.

Oopsie.

[Pipe Dreams]

Heh man.. The other day at work, I dropped a full pallet of shingles onto the roof of one of the work trucks...

The roofs all sunk in now and shit.

Speaking of fucking up cars, the idiotic design of the skatepark here has cars right next to the ramps.. I lost my board one day, it went up, came back down, and hit the windshield of someones car.

[B.Basher]

I pretty much pissed off EVERYONE I met in New Zealand last year by saying 'SWEET AS BRO' in a ridiculous accent.

Oopsies.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

oopsie i woke up at 3pm again

[nikweiser]

i posted about getting high on painkillers one time. oopsie

i just had to keep drinking jager, oopsie!
i dont like jager anymore i cant even smell it

i made another indecisive decision when figuring out where to smoke a bowl, i walked by my house and decided to go to the forest instead, which a few minutes later into the bowl a cop followed me down.. oopsie!

[19Chuck85]

When I was about 12 I was riding my bike around the paved trails that go around town, came to the top of the steepest hill full of curves and decided to give er, didn't even make it around the first curve however I did wind up in the tops of some trees, and my bike in the tops of some other trees. oopsie Though that didn't stop me from trying again. I don't learn untill I get hurt
I guess.