Rules...

[smokeblunts3]

Anyone else have certain rules while blazing???

For exaple when me and my friends are smoking a blunt or joint we have a rule we call "Smack Hands" I dunno if anyone else does it but what we do is if anyone drops the blunt or joint then everyone that is smoking on that blunt or joint gets to smack that person's hand as hard as they want and everyone has to smack the same hand.

It sorta sucks tho when your smoking with like 8 ppl and they all get to smack your hand if you drop it. But i still do it because dropping the blunt can fuck it up like droppin it in dirt or a puddle or some shit and sometimes it causes it to go out.

[Podge_Boro]

we dont really have many rules. my friend tries to tell me how to smoke my weed, 'no your not having a bong your makin a joint'. so he thinks hes the ruler of it all.

in grangetown (basically a next door neighbour to my village) if your smokin and you let the joint go out, the nearest person slaps you.

[MuddinPede]

I don't have much really.


Just be nice and respetful, and of course get high.

[Agressor1]

no double hits, puff and pass.

oh,
and never smoke alone.

[mowie wowie]

haha we wrote a whole list of 13 rules when smoking, we call it "The Bongstitution"

The Bongstitution

Amendment I

Thou shalt not steal. This applies to, but is not limited to, the almighty ganja, food, lighters, and money.

Amendment II

If there are more than two people present, â??Fingersâ?� is the deciding factor in your life as a cannabis smoker. If there are two people present, Rock-Paper-Scissors is the ultimate say.

Amendment III

Blowing smoke in others face is unacceptable.

Amendment IV

Always clean up after yourself.

Amendment V

Obey â??Fivesâ?�.

Amendment VI

No complaining/whining. If you want something done, do it yourself.




Amendment VII

Bowl packer/Joint roller has the rights to greens, if they choose not to take greens; they decide who it is given to.

Amendment VIII

When passing in a circle, always pass to your left. Everybody has the right to decline a hit, but they must wait until the bowl circles to them again.

Amendment IX

No faking. Not only is this a waste of weed, it is easily noticed.

Amendment X

Money is power. There will be a social hierarchy instated. Those that pay more have more power, and those that pay less have less power. This is similar to our common-day social hierarchy, men have power over women. If you are not paying often, this will be noticed and you will not be smoking.

Amendment XI

Aware others of your present contagious illness(es); it is unacceptable to spread your sickness through the almighty cannabis. Be prepared to have your own piece/joint ready if you are ill.

Amendment XII

Do not slobber. Whether it is a bong, bowl, or joint, avoid slobbering.

Amendment XIII

If inside someoneâ??s home, respect their rules. Break the stereotype of the idiotic stoner and be respectful.

If any of these Amendments are broken or disobeyed, fair, just, and swift punishment will be applied.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Wow, is it okay if I adopt the Bongstitution also? I like the idea of it alot :jointsmile:
My friends and I need something like this, because we resolve everything with violence.
Whats Amendment V mean?

[4gan2ja0]

/\/\/\ good set of rules... as for the smokingblunts3, how often do you drop the joint to make a rule about what happens if you drop it?

[mowie wowie]

Wow, is it okay if I adopt the Bongstitution also? I like the idea of it alot :jointsmile:
My friends and I need something like this, because we resolve everything with violence.
Whats Amendment V mean?

A) yeah you can use it, just don't pretend like you came up with the name around your friends.

2) Fives is what you say when you get up from your seat, if you come back within 5 minutes nobody can take your seat, but after that its anybody's.

[JeenYuss]

fuck naw lmao... we have "The 7 Deadly Sins" if i can remember what they are

1. Dropping a Blunt
2. Dropping A J
3. Spilling A Bowl
4. Spilling Alcohohol
5. Dropping Any Form Of Weed thats not cashed
6. Fucking Up The Rotation
7. Trying To Get Back In The Rotation After You Get Skipped

basically we yell at the person and tell them theyre going to hell

then later after every1s calmed down not mad n shit we make that person pray to the "Weed Gods"

[peaceandlove420]

haha right on. We came up with our own 10 commandments in no particular order.

1. No umm "lipping" the device being used to consume the herb.

2. Do not bogart.

3. Do not mess up the rotation, always pass to your left.

4. Do not leave stale death/ass/rank smoke in the piece for the person next to you after your hit.

5. Do not harm the smoking device or the herb in anyway (This includes dropped pieces/herb knocked against something etc etc,

6. He who rolls it/packs it greens it. Also if its your weed, its your say on greens.

7. No bad vibes. (Arguing, fighting, stealing, anything just negative is not permissable)

8. If your sick around a bong, use a condom, otherwise if its another piece don't spread your sicknness.


9. Control yourself. (If you can't handle your weed, please leave the rotation and go trip out somehwere else.)

10. (and the opposite) Don't pass out. It is a waste of herb and a waste of space where you are becuase someone could be smoking or socializing there. Go home. Go to bed.


Missing anything big? I am irre haha?

[Samwhore]

*do not pass if you know the bowl is cached, warn the next person

*the persons who owns the house, or smokes you out gets control of music/tv

*DO NOT COMPLAIN OF QUALITY OF WEED

*every man for himself, If you get caught, NO SNITCHING

[Jimbob1310]

i dub the bongstitution an official Man Law.

[TheAtomicPunk]

A) yeah you can use it, just don't pretend like you came up with the name around your friends.

2) Fives is what you say when you get up from your seat, if you come back within 5 minutes nobody can take your seat, but after that its anybody's.

Nice rule man :stoned:

If I decide to introduce this revolutionary idea to my friends I'll give you full credit for it, Mr. Mowie Wowie from canndotcom :thumbsup:

[Samwhore]

this should be a sticky

[peaceandlove420]

Number four on my 10 list needs to contain the cash rule. I forgot to include that in there.

Edit.

[Sugarblaster]

ah man. i like that "if your sick use a condom" deal. i'm sick right now and i'm all caught up in my room alone and not high at all :(

[smokeblunts3]

/\/\/\ good set of rules... as for the smokingblunts3, how often do you drop the joint to make a rule about what happens if you drop it?


its not a rule because we drop it to much. its a rule so no one will drop it that much. and also its fun if someone else drops it :thumbsup:.

just no smacking girls or nothing lol

[Podge_Boro]

we use the ping pong rule sometimes
if theres too many people on a joint and theres arguments
whoever has it at the time shouts 'ping' loud enough for everyone to hear
whoever says 'pong' first gets it next

but sometimes theres biff watchers who stare right when your near the end of your bit
so recently we started sayin 'pink' and if somebody says 'pong' theyre out n get none, you need to say 'ponk' to get it then

[potsmokingnome]

The only rules I follow are:

1) The person who rolled it, sparks it!

2)Puff puff pass!! I hate it when people talk there asses off when its there toke..I hate watching it burn in there hand, when it could be going through the rotation!

3) pass it to the left! (don't allways follow this rule when its just me and the x-wife)

thats about it...I like some other peeps rules though :D

[Podge_Boro]

1) The person who rolled it, sparks it!

that one too.
if they roll it for someone else, whoevers weed it is goes next
then its down to ping pong

[smokeblunts3]

The only rules I follow are:

1) The person who rolled it, sparks it!

2)Puff puff pass!! I hate it when people talk there asses off when its there toke..I hate watching it burn in there hand, when it could be going through the rotation!

3) pass it to the left! (don't allways follow this rule when its just me and the x-wife)

thats about it...I like some other peeps rules though :D

yeah i do your first rule and i HATE it when ppl talk with that shit in there hand i always tell ppl to hit that shit pass it then talk. we never pass it in a certain direction. what we do is we call whos next like first hit always to the sparker then who ever calls "Deuce" first gets 2nd and "Trece" is 3rd.

One time while smoking with my cousin and all his friends what they do is call letters. Like B=2nd C=3rd and so on

And when ppl say puff puff pass is that on one exhale? or is it puff (exhale) puff (exhale) or puff puff(exhale) lol

we just do 2 hit pass if were smoking a blunt or pretty much anything

[darkside]

my only rule is not to smoke out uptight anal smokers who make rules and then get all upset when you break them. were all here to have a good time so chill out and dont whine about the "rules."

[LSK420theVille]

no double hits, puff and pass.

oh,
and never smoke alone.

we are the exact opposite!!
puff puff pass and i always smoke alone...

:hippy:

[mowie wowie]

my only rule is not to smoke out uptight anal smokers who make rules and then get all upset when you break them. were all here to have a good time so chill out and dont whine about the "rules."

when you have a group of like 8 kids at your house who are all high as fuck, you need rules or your house is gonna be disrespected and thigns will get bad. Sorry but rules are neccessary.

[peaceandlove420]

when you have a group of like 8 kids at your house who are all high as fuck, you need rules or your house is gonna be disrespected and thigns will get bad. Sorry but rules are neccessary.

True true, I agree with this, when your with your friends, especially close one's/few buddies rules aren't really necessary.

However, when dealing with multiple persons and/or its a party or a bigger/more hectic setting, rules help keep things in order and flowing.