Britney Spears shaved her damn head!

[TheFatKid]

LiveLeak.com - Britney shaved her head... (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=911b7_4707)

Jesus Christ!

[Zimzum]

I'm so glad every US media picked up on this. Shows us where are priority's are at. (not a political rant)

[Nochowderforyou]

Gross! Man, she is really going downhill and starting to lose it.

I wonder why she did it though. :wtf:

Nevermind, I remebered the report saying she was in and out of rehab

[nikweiser]

lol shes a fucking crack head

[TheAtomicPunk]

Leave britney the fuck alone, come on guys...

[TallulahGreen]

I don't get why shaving your head is such a big deal that is so looked down upon????

[TheAtomicPunk]

I'm gonna go shave my head now.
Like, tonight.

[TheFatKid]

Its un-attractive, and just not normal for someone who made millions and was looked up upon. In my opinion, I'm happy she did it, maybe this is the start of teenage girls not looking up to those dumb blonde celebrity sluts.

[Podge_Boro]

i dont look down on it, i just think its strange that she done it

[MacWQ33]

Damn man...she used to be so good looking.

[TallulahGreen]

Do you guys think this is the first time shes done it? Hasn't she worn wigs for years now???

[Nochowderforyou]

I don't get why shaving your head is such a big deal that is so looked down upon????

It's like guys with long hair. Some people think it's reserved for girls only, same with shaved heads but for men only.

I said gross because she doesn't look good with no hair. I find shaved heads on women not good looking at all. Short hair on the right girl looks great though, but shaved like that, I think it looks nasty!

[TheAtomicPunk]

Haven't heard anything about that. Just that she's been in rehab and had a baby and rumors of heroin addiction.

[MacWQ33]

Shit, I could definitely see getting into mass amounts of coke, but what the hell would make her think bootin' dope would be a good idea.

[TallulahGreen]

What makes her think anything she does is a good idea????

[TheFatKid]

I feel bad for the baby. Him and Anna Nicole's baby should get to know eachother.

[orangeman]

Wow, why don't they just leave people alone. Why is it so important to make a whole segment on a fuckin shaved head and a tattoo? Shows how much time the media has on their hands. Only in America :p.

[conch420]

shes a media whore..look how easily she got your attention

[MacWQ33]

I guess just for the simple fact that people are interested lol. It's rather pathetic, but it's just human nature I guess. I watched a bit of this show last night about Paris and Lindsey Lohan...and how someone was reporting seeing Lindsey doing blow, popping OC's and chasing them with vodka. People see these rich & famous people...and are envious...so when they see them showing their flaws, it makes them feel better? I dunno...

[Trivium]

I think the celebrity world can suck my cock. I never get caught up in that shit but damn thats a shock. Who the fuck would have saw this one around the corner?

[TheFatKid]

Do you think shes following some religion?

[delusionsofNORMALity]

I'm so glad every US media picked up on this. Shows us where are priority's are at. (not a political rant)

war, pestilence, famine and death stand aside. a fifth horseman approaches, celebrity. on a chauffeur driven horse she rides with her handmaidens vanity and spite. now, at last armageddon may commence.

[Nochowderforyou]

Do you think shes following some religion?

The religion of Blow maybe. :p

Who knows, but that's what happens when child celebrities get famous and gave cash coming out the bum.

[MacWQ33]

Who knows, but that's what happens when child celebrities get famous and gave cash coming out the bum.

Yeah, I admit I'd probably be living the same way as far as partying is concerned.

Play with fire and get burned, only way the boy ever gonna learn.

[TallulahGreen]

Dude, all she did was shave her head.

Seriously who the hell knows how long it's been shaved...she has literally worn wigs for years!

Not like it's going to be any different.....

[Nochowderforyou]

Well she should put her wig back on then! :p

[TallulahGreen]

Well she should put her wig back on then! :p

But where's the fun in that?

[smokeblunts3]

i've known brittany spears is crazy ever since she married that loser k-fed or w.e its so funny seeing him at concerts and shit on tv they always boo him off stage cause he sucks so much

[SonicBloom]

I vote we shoot that bitch in the face. Then burn her body. If anyone asks, she was a zombie.

[ATrain]

It is pretty sad that this news has spread so quickly.

That being said, WTF is she on? :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

vote we shoot that bitch in the face. Then burn her body. If anyone asks, she was a zombie.
WOW!

I find nothing funny about cancer

[Skink]

She's just a Media whore... Who cares if she saved her head??? it's her head :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

I hope it's not cancer related...

[SwirlyMass]

What boggles my mind is that people actually give a shit? Why is it that I don't understand why this even caught anyones attention? Really! Who gives a flying fuck, its her life and knowing she shaved her head is not going to benefit you in any way shape or form. In fact you probably lost a few IQ points just by being involved.



Anyways If it is cancer then it is kinda funny. Just goes to show you that everyone is vincible. The REALLY sad thing is that she will get the best cancer treatment out there, money aside. What a waste! The top dollar cancer treatment should go to someone who deserves to stay alive, who has done something beneficial for our planet, and she can keep self medicating herself thru heroin and oxy-contins.

If its true then all I have to add is she did it to herself, it's not our responsibility to make sure someone else keeps themselves healthy. When someone shows so much disregard for her health and the wellbeing of everyone around her (doesn't she have a fucking kid, stupid coked up bitch CPS should intervene) then she really REALLY deserves what she gets.

I don't mean to rant but celebrities hold the most unfair double standard on earth, she gets to do coke and anything else she wants and the legality is negotiable.

I'd be a little more pissed if i was in prison for something like coke that she does every other day.

[Skink]

Well it caught attention cause she is famous,,,Duh...

[lagstronaut]

A ditzy former puppet of a record label got a hair cut? GROUND-FUCKING-BREAKING!

[SwirlyMass]

What defines famous?

I'd wager that 'infamous' is a more fitting description.

[slipknotpsycho]

she's ugly with hair, she's ugly without it....

i admit i was like wtf when i saw it... she always comes off as one of this 'i'm so pretty look at me, not her look at ME DAMNIT!' types.... and those type of people don't shave their head....

[eetmiefuk]

i'd still fuck her. haha just kidding. I feel sorry for her kids.

[lava521]

Wow I think shes hot now. Grrrawwwwr :o) Go spears keep up the good work.

[Its a Plant]

She's no Demi Moore, that's for sure.

Just plain ole' G.I. LAME. ~

[cannabis campbell]

right wtf she did it for no reason or she had to?

[peaceandlove420]

(in a russian accent) She has balls... I like balls.

[BizzleLuvin]

good. its time the world sees how ugly she really is. beauty is only skin deep, in her case its about as deep as her conscious

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I'm glad she did it. Whatever her reasons. Maybe she's having some sort of crisis of self. Maybe she's more than her looks (which are average at best anyway). Maybe her head was hot. Maybe she had lice. Maybe she got tired of waiting for her haircolor du jour to grow out. Whatever. I just like that she did it, and wasn't afraid to go out in public with it.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Anyone who posted here or even clicked the link is obviously concerned about some random ho shaving her head. What if she did it for attention? I don't know, but I'm going to fall onto the couch and watch Scrubs because I give no fucks.

[Samwhore]

she got too much cheese power in her hair from eating too many cheetos

[Frivolous248]

She does drugs.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Mmmm, cheetos and drugs.

[Samwhore]

Mmmm, cheetos and drugs.

GROSS, cheetos ruin everything

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Flaming Hot Cheetos rock my sox.

[Samwhore]

cheetos make me want to put on socks

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOLOLOLOL! okaaay

[Purple Banana]

I like those big curly Cheet-ohs that taste like cheese curls and not regular Cheet-ohs.

BTW did you guys know Anna Nicole Smith is dead? Wow.

[Matt the Funk]

cheetos make me want to put on socks

I hate cheetos cause you ALWAYS have to wash your hands afterwards. I HATE THEM. But who even cares that she shaved her head? I guess in a way I find it interesting because idk I guess it's just weird haha.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Yea like a week ago. It's been well debated over and over and over who gets her bebbiez

[delusionsofNORMALity]

cheetos make me want to put on socks

but, cheetos are the perfect useless food.

and i love to take the crunchy ones, put them in a bowl and pour milk over them. the milk turns this unnatural orange color and after about 15 minutes it looks like a big bowl of psychedelic slugs. tasty too.

[SwirlyMass]

I think im gonna puke, thanks delusionsofnormality

[Samwhore]

but, cheetos are the perfect useless food.

and i love to take the crunchy ones, put them in a bowl and pour milk over them. the milk turns this unnatural orange color and after about 15 minutes it looks like a big bowl of psychedelic slugs. tasty too.

wow, just erm,

thats sick

my mouth now has an appointment with the toilet, and bile might pay a visit

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i thought about titling it with a warning, but then i just figured i'd give you a little surprise.

surprise!

[midlifecrisis]

I hang my head low that this has garnished so much attention...... who cares if she wants to shave her head, yes it is weird, yes in her current situation it was stupid and yes it is a sad, sad day when one can honestly say..." I think K-Fed would be a more responsible parent"


Damn...they sucked me into commenting on this frivolous subject.

Now cheetos and milk...that is a much more rational thread....I motion to have this thread hijacked to weird food combos!!!!

:jointsmile:

[Samwhore]

I prefer cheerios and milk

[delusionsofNORMALity]

can we really have a cheetos and milk thread? i'd love to see a cheetos and milk thread, even just a cheetos thread would be nice. i'm just too lazy to start one.

[Tokudai]

I wanna be famous - 24 hour rehab sessions! Woo Hoo next thing you know there will be home based rehab, with meetings over the web... lol


Washington, Feb 17: Britney Spears apparently decided to get a little professional help to get her life back on track. Unfortunately for the singer, her stint in rehab lasted even less than her first marriage.

Spears checked herself into Eric Clapton`s Crossroads Centre in Antigua, but a source revealed that she left abruptly after just 24 hours at the facility. She then headed to Florida.

On Tuesday, Feb 13, Spearsâ?? former personal assistant, Felicia Culotta, wrote in a letter to Hollywood.com`s That Other Blog that Spears` kith and kin were not having much luck trying to persuade her to get help.

"There`s just so much you can do to help a person. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. ... I cannot save her from herself, nor can I commit her to any type of treatment program against her wishes and will. I am throwing my hands up and realizing that I am helpless over another," People quoted Culotta, as writing in the blog.

The â??Toxicâ?? singer has been in the news for her wild partying and boozing ever since she split from hubby Kevin Federline in November last year.

The couple are now engaged in a custody battle over their two young sons â?? Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Britneyâ??s wild behaviour has not only seen her popularity plummet, but also caused her biggest fan website to close.

Bureau Report with ANI inputs

Kinda sucks to watch her just spiral down and down though. I guess money doesn't buy you happiness...

[FLORIDA MON]

I hate cheetos cause you ALWAYS have to wash your hands afterwards. I HATE THEM. But who even cares that she shaved her head? I guess in a way I find it interesting because idk I guess it's just weird haha.

Yeah, man those things are a freakin' mess. Gotta agree on the cheetos and Britney's head.

[potsmokingnome]

she doesn't suit a shaved head, but I think she's pathetic anyway so I don't really care. She could wear a mop on her head for all I care! lol

[lardman]

That is fucking funny...but why the fuck does anyone care what she does? Besides the fact that it's funny, she's just another tweeker doing shit to herself. :p

[Veratyr Star]

Wwwoooowww man.......

[ValkyrieAg]

I never ever thought I would say this: but "poor girl".

I see the shaved head as being a snub, a big 'fuck you' to everyone who wants to talk shit. Having to deal with celebhood from childhood must be difficult. Imagine all the fuckin' bullshit she has had to go through. Perhaps she is just fed up with it all and said 'fuck it', fuck my carreer, im taking my money and enjoying life.

I think she needs to get with Nicole and Paris and fire up a blunt!

(everyone knows Paris is a holy-roller)

[LIP]

She was ugly with hair, shes just as bad without it. Cant someone just rid her of this world... And take care of Federline too,.?

[Markass]

Britney Spears Goes Bald | Britney Spears : People.com (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20012207_20012195,00.html)


Wow, I saw a picture of her bald on my msn messenger news thingy's...hilarious.

[yoda]

already been posted man.....try searching the page a lil before posting a new thread

[LazySmoking420]

That b*tch is starving for attention, Her career is differently fading fast.

[Skink]

She shaved her pooner too...

[geonagual]

:thumbsup: :clap: :dance: :p

[delusionsofNORMALity]

it's possible that spears hijacked markass' computer and is here just whoring for the attention.

oh shit, she's at my front door. she's come for my computer too.

[station]

id still do her

[Purple Banana]

I like dipping Clausen pickles into mashed potatoes. That's a real treat.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i don't suppose there's any chance of this turning into a cheetos and milk thread as was suggested earlier, is there? i'm still lazy and i still love cheetos and milk, so i'm still willing if you are.

[Maui Wowie]

That b*tch is starving for attention, Her career is differently fading fast.

If not already.

[B.Basher]

Since when does a skank that allows herself to be manipulated for profit and popularity become any kind of role model?

[midlifecrisis]

Perhaps it would take off better if they packaged Cheeto's in a box rather than a bag....added some vitamins and minerals to make it a nutritious part of any breakfast.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

an excellent idea. i'll bring it up at the next board meeting.

[conch420]

and a layer of chocolate

[crudemood]

Its obvious she's going through something, all this attention is finally getting to her, she might be going crazy.

[N3D FLANDERS]

her head looks like a penis

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Mmmm...penis.

[nikweiser]

this is exactly what she wants, everyone talking about her.

[station]

i guess shes the man in the relationship...??

[conch420]

mabye she is just going for the mister clean look?...i wish i knew her adress id sent her a bottle of Turtle Wax!

[xblackdogx]

cabala does crazy things to people

[surreys princess]

lmao...

she got 2 tattoos...and pink and black and white cross on her hip and a pair of lips on her wrist....wtf

she better invest that money she still has cause she is done..over..put a fork in her...and kfed is gonna get the kids..nasty girllllllll.....

ps..i am gonna merge the posts, hope noone minds...

[nikweiser]

oh surry i mind.

lol jk

how bout you just delete the whole thing in general, who gives a shit about her=]

[station]

yeah like u said put a fork in her and delete this thread lol

kfag is gettin the kids????? oh well thats bad news.....poor kids are gonnna grow up messed. but if they went wit mother theyd be messed to so loose loose situation :D

[Purple Banana]

Fritos are actually somewhat okay for you. Although they have a good amount of salt, and some sat. fat, the majority of the fat comes from poly and mono unsaturated fats.

Chocolate is also good. It comes from a cacao bean. Does that make it a vegetable?

I SAY WE HOLD A MEETING ON SNACK FOODS!

[midlifecrisis]

Hmmmm, I wonder if soy milk would work??

[SwirlyMass]

mmmmm avocado and spicy mustard.

however it turns your excrement weird colors.

[iwantFUEGO]

shes a media whore..look how easily she got your attention

ha! precisely!

[delusionsofNORMALity]

well, the board met this morning and i brought all of your suggestions to their attention. after much deliberation we have come up with a new breakfast food that i think will be a real winner. our new product will be a crunchy cheese flavored coating surrounding a milk chocolate center, each piece will be shaped like a tiny penis (just to keep mrs. gj satisfied). after several hours of discussion we decided to name this new cereal CHOCO-CHEESE DICKS. though i argued quite eloquently on its behalf, the idea that we suggest using soy milk was at last decided to be rather redundant as the product is already made up entirely of soy by-products. also the concept of using avocados and spicy mustard was considered to be too expensive at the present time, but you can expect those flavors to be incorporated into our future products.

thank you for your input concerning this important new addition to our product line and we hope you will make it an important part of your nutritious breakfast.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Mmmm...choco cheese penis.

[mushypeas]

maybe she is sick of having to be beautiful 4 da cameras all the time , got high and shaved it off iv been there lol i did dreads once i was so high

[midlifecrisis]

maybe she is sick of having to be beautiful 4 da cameras all the time , got high and shaved it off iv been there lol i did dreads once i was so high

I heard from a good source she had just been in a high level executive board meeting....This whole head shaving thing was due to a contract she had to promote a new product. She wanted to back out and they were forcing her to do it since she had already signed on.....All the raunchy behavior of late was planned as lead in to this campaing.....so how do you prevent an ad campaing from proceeding........shave your head just before the photo shoot for the product.

She will be forced to do the ads or be sued for millions for backing out.

[MastaChronic]

now....how come when she shaves her twat it doesnt get mass media coverage but when she shaves her head.......

[mushypeas]

oh lol ok

[Skink]

IDK,,,I think it's just to much crack and whisky...

[Nochowderforyou]

I saw some more of this story yesterday.

Sources believe that when she entered rehab, she wasn't aware of a hair folical drug test. A hair test you can trace back drugs as far back as 6 months ago, so she flipped out, went to a hairdresser, shaved it off, and now she went back last night. :p

What she doesn't know is that you can take hair from any part of her body like, her eyebrows for example. She forgot to shave those off! :p

She isn't thinking clearly obviously because there is urine test, saliva, and blood testing that can be done too. If she's in rehab, what is she trying to hide? If you're there, it's for drugs, so why try to hide something. :wtf:

Either way, she's cranked up on something. I knew it was only a matter of time.

[Skink]

I still say it's the crack and whisky...

[TallulahGreen]

I still say it's the crack and whisky...

Me too.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

the production of choco-cheese dicks has been put on hold indefinitely as there seem to be several rather serious side effects, hair loss and temporary(?) dementia being chief among them. ms. spears was among our test subjects, she needed the money for a new double-wide, and the first to show these symptoms. we thank you for your support and pray for her swift recovery (or institutionalization, whichever comes first).