house party

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

so my dads away for a week so im gonna party my ass 0ff :D

only called up 2 mates so far, iv got £30 and no alcohol, the £30 my dad gave me was for baccy or inscaise i need food.. now afro pete who im tryin to get into contact with, he always goes to partys wether its huge ass ones or just small get togethers, anither mate already sed hes comin ova and hes gonna call him up and ask him to get weed and tht id pay for it, but he'll probaly get a Q and just share it with us, and trin to get as much alcohol as possible

not havin a huge party, just 4 or 5 ppl that i can trust not to nick anything in my house

i wuda thought jude wud go but hes baby sitting, boring bitch..

anyways im like drunk so i dunno what this is

good bye

[geonagual]

Hey BoNg, get some chicks. Good to see you have made it another day to party.:hippy: :rastasmoke:

[action.420]

that is a bitch move by jude...

[geonagual]

that is a bitch move by jude...


Jude...is that you? Get on over to CraZy's house to party. The kids can watch themselves. lol

[nikweiser]

get some girls dont have a sausage feast

[thcbongman]

All I can say is you live only once:

Get a keg or two. Charge people a couple of bucks, just keep all your valuables, and fragile items locked up :)

You can't think "oh man my shit's going to be fucked up" think of it as "damn, I threw a great ass party."

[Nochowderforyou]

Get some girls over there bro. Nothing but guys is a sausage fest. Have some drinks, smoke the good stuff, and get hot actions! Take advantage of an empty place with no folks. :thumbsup:

[dejayou30]

I threw some sickening parties last year around this time. The last one went through 6 kegs and about 30 bottles of liquor between 9 and 1:30 or so. I charged $5 to get in and $1 you call its from the bar. Cost me like $900 and I had $1600 at the end of the night. I even built a stage in one corner and had my friend's band play. We estimated around 350 people at this one.

The one before that was 5 kegs, about 20 bottles of liquor, and the same $5 and $1 you call its. That time I booked 4 bands, all from out of town except my band. There were probably 360 people in my house by the time the second band was playing. I ended up with $1200 at the end of that one.

BUT planning and preparing my house for those parties took a huge chunk of my time and caused me to not go to class so I got suspended for a year. I think it was probably worth it though.

EDIT: I lived in an 8 bedroom house that was an old frat house, with a huge brick bar in the basement.

[geonagual]

Just go out on the street and start inviting whatever ladies come by to your party.

*FLASH to 4 hours from now*

BoNg HitZ has a hot 60 year old granny on his lap, he has got a spliff hanging from his mouth and a bottle of jack in his hand...and he says in a loud obnoxious voice "I'm gonna get laid tonight"

Party on, Dude!

[SwirlyMass]

ewww 60 year old. all i have is one word for you. grilled cheese.

er that was two....



anyways CPH you better fucking invite some chicks

lol im just playing, just tell the coolest person you know that you're having a sick party and to bring some people with them. oh and make sure he brings single girls not couples.

then go out and buy a small inflatable kiddy pool and a gallon of baby oil. viola! topless oil wrestling competition with a first prize being an all inclusive vacation to puerta de crazipotfiend.

[40oz]

Wow bong hitz, your going about this all wrong. Your dad is away for a week so you can have an epic party one night and you will still have a week to clean up. My advice is this:

Get a keg
Tell everyone about the banger at your house and tell them to bring friends
Charge guys $5 at the door for a cup. They can drink as much as they want. the ladies are free

If enough people go you will actually have made a profit off selling cups and you will have had one hell of a party. Just pray nobody throws up on the carpet

[SwirlyMass]

Wow bong hitz, your going about this all wrong. Your dad is away for a week so you can have an epic party one night and you will still have a week to clean up. My advice is this:

Get a keg
Tell everyone about the banger at your house and tell them to bring friends
Charge guys $5 at the door for a cup. They can drink as much as they want. the ladies are free

If enough people go you will actually have made a profit off selling cups and you will have had one hell of a party. Just pray nobody throws up on the carpet

Making money, and having a killer party is one of my favorite past times. You gotta be really pushy about chargin for cups and have a big guy there to act as a bouncer because when you mix alcohol and a ton of people there are bound to be some fights, some people getting sick, some people breaking stuff. So tell your biggest strongest friend that you'll give him 15 pounds to bounce for you, that way when someone gets rowdy they will get thrown out.☻♠♠♠

[geonagual]

ewww 60 year old. all i have is one word for you. grilled cheese.



Why grilled cheese?

[higher4hockey]

house parties can be extremely dangerous....take it from me, i've been to some ragers. i was at this house party once and it was like 60 miles from where i live. this place got destroyed! the thing with house parties is you tell friends who tell friends who tell friends....next thing you know you have 120 people showing up at your house. i dont do house parties man, i'll go to them, but i never EVER have them at my own place. you're shit will get stolen and people will do all kinds of evil things to your place. you're better off with a few people coming over and chilling.