best sex you ever had

[bbirdy]

i cant remember.

[Samwhore]

well, this belongs in the sex forum

[geonagual]

Had to be the one eyed girl I met in the phillipines. She actually wore a patch over her missing eye. It was cool. It was like having sex with a girl pirate.

[Samwhore]

Had to be the one eyed girl I met in the phillipines. She actually wore a patch over her missing eye. It was cool. It was like having sex with a girl pirate.

awesome!


arrg, ima pirate!

[MastaChronic]

awesome!


arrg, ima pirate!

i wanna be a pirate and steal your booty....

[VaporDaddy]

Had to be the one eyed girl I met in the phillipines. She actually wore a patch over her missing eye. It was cool. It was like having sex with a girl pirate.

YARR! lmfao

[ju99al0b0mb3r]

My Best Has Been The Whole Past Two Weeks

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[Samwhore]

i wanna be a pirate and steal your booty....

my ninja skills will evade your pirating

[Bob the Awesome]

ninjas > pirates.

Now, some hot ninja sex, that's where it's at.

[MastaChronic]

my ninja skills will evade your pirating

whatever, i am the greater ninja
i am ninja/pirate/master of chronic
i have evaded being captured by my PO(O lol) multiple times, i dont like tombrag....but most of the times i had just got done smoking a joint
among other things, my ninja bed skills will defeat your meager grasshopper techniques.

[Gatekeeper777]

Johnny Depp in " Butt Pirates of the Carrabean"
Cum follow along with johnny and his Ship mates as they race around the globe in search of some tight nuggs.
See Johnny take on the one eyes female pirate from the phillapeans. " Ol' One eyed wanda"
here is a quote from the movie" Shiver me timbers I wanna walk your plank!"
"ARRRGGGG On yur knees ya scurvy hoe Im goona skull fuck ya and im not goona stop till I fuck yur eye out!"

Cumming to theaters may 8th.
roflmao

[tek(bdm)]

totally underwater!

[bong_man]

Best i had was with this weird bitch. I poored a pint of guinness over her and she twisted my nipple bar out, then i gave her a wedgie then a fuckload of whiskey later we ended up in the toilets with her knickers hanging off the doorknob! she was a freek bit my tounge till it bled, twisted my nipple bar out, tried stick her fucking finger up my ass but damn she cud fuck!

[bbirdy]

he he he he, had in packed cinema ounce,id like a pirate girl lol

[bbirdy]

thiers a sex forum?
shweet

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Any rough drunken bang I have with my gf's amazing in my books...

[Wesley Pipes]

my first time was the best, im was drunk and real tired, but somehow had the energy to give her all i had ;)

lasted for about 45 mins - 1 hour..... the first time, then did it again before sleep... about another half hour, then again in the mornin :)

[PoTheadMistress420]

The best sex i've ever had is the sex i had after telling my boyfriend i like it rough ;)

[ValkyrieAg]

....was in the back seat of my avatar.

[nikweiser]

had to many good nights of sex. some of the best though was when i saw this girl i knew in class over at my apartment because she was friends with my roommates girlfriend.. his gf told me that girl wanted to fuck, i had no idea she did, but i wanted to fuck her hella bad every day i saw her in class i would just look at her ass and body and be like someday....
well that day came and lasted for about a week straight, lmao

[robert42]

Dido.

u had sex with DIDO? :p

[2600HERTZ]

if you mean most amazing then when i was 12 I had sex with this girl and it was so amazing because we had no idea what we were doing.

If you mean best as in most effective and heated sex then it owuld have to be that time I met Samwhore's mom.

[N3D FLANDERS]

if you mean most amazing then when i was 12 I had sex with this girl and it was so amazing because we had no idea what we were doing.

If you mean best as in most effective and heated sex then it owuld have to be that time I met Samwhore's mom.

hahahaha

[RobPA]

Me and my ex were wantin to get it on bad and couldent wait till we got home, so we pulled into this junkyard at like 1am noone was around. Screwed in the car for a good hour, then we are all done get dressed, as we are pulling out a cop that was hiding in the junkyard flashes his lights and embarasses the crap out of us by asking me 10 times what i was doing and why my windows are so fogged. He let me off with a tresspassing warning and a basic laugh in my face.

[PdoubleOTY]

this past sunday, fucked a good friend of mine for the 2nd time...short and sweet but real rough...good shit

[thenicksmokes]

My best sex ever was when I was at this party on a beach last summer. I got high as fck and met this cool girl at the beachfire. WE shared a joint and went for a walk on the moonlit beach. WE walked like several hundred yards from the party and started makin out. One thing led to another and I put my beach towel down we slipped our swimsuits off and had sex in the moonlite. Fckin to the sound of the surf moving in and out was awesome and I timed my strokes to match it. It was like we were the only two people on the planet. She said she was ont he pill so I did not use a condom and that of course made it super sweet. WE smoked half a J while fckin and after an hour or so I had this superorgasm. Got her off almost at the same time so it was so intense.

[russ-bob]

in a sears changing room with my last gf she was the kind of girl that liked doing it in the most random places it was pretty cool!:D

[Prunedale]

Joint to SRO Dark Wrapped Cigar and a few shots of Henessee
Live Band at Barbary Coast - Drais

Wow......:yippee:

[crazyape]

damn this fucking story... i don,t believe myself!!
i just need to start with the beginning and you'll understand the circumstances...

so i work as a packer and there's this woman (about 32 years old) who really like me, my eyes and my smile. So everytime she goes to the grocery store i work, she chooses the cash register i'm packing. Also she have a girl of 12 who is cute and so her mother (let's call her Carole) have said to me that her daughter have a big crush on me. Few days after she had say this, she went to me with her daughter and ask me if i use msn, i say yess and she gives me a little paper with 2 msn on it (i thought at this time that the other one was the sister of the young girl) but it was her mom carole! so i talk a few with her daughter and her and everytime i talk with carole there is this kind of double-sense at all she said. so i've decided to went to their house (she tells me she's about one street near mine) so i've talked a bit with the girl (Karol-ann) and she check her msn while i was near and chat with some friends, so i decided to went upstairs see carole, talked like 1 hour and bam! the best sex i ever had ;) lol that was so awseome!!! we did everything while her daughter who had a crush on me was so near! All she did to me... damn! my fav doggystyle everything...
anyway i'm still a bit fucked up about that sorry buddies lol
something i'll always remember! that's for sure!!!!

[NewbiePacker]

LOL That had to be the funniest fuckin thing ive heard in weeks.....Hillarious




Had to be the one eyed girl I met in the phillipines. She actually wore a patch over her missing eye. It was cool. It was like having sex with a girl pirate.

[slowlickitysplit]

I grew up near the beach and there was a private area that was always deserted at night....A bottle of wine and a joint and I could have almost any girl. I seem to have a thing for the outdoors because my best was in the moonlight, in a town park leaning against a picknick bench....that was a great romantic fuck. Best best though was...I was sooo drunk and this ugly skinny chick picked me up. We drove my car about a block from the bar and did it in the front seat. Nothing great sounding, not romantic but for some reason it was great! I was embarassed to tell my friends because she was soooo ugly but I did it again a week later! God i have no shame! LOL

- Slow -

[geonagual]

This is a HARD one..lol

one of my best would have to be when I was with my friend and i met this chick in a club in Palm Springs. She was there with her mom...Her mom was smokin too! A lot of bumpin and grinding to close the deal and it was only a short drive to their hotel. My friend was in the back with the mom, already on 3rd base by the time we got there. We made it up to the room, it was my friend on the next bed fucking the mom and me laying some pipe on the daughter. Did all kinds of kinky shit with that girl. She was very, very nasty and HOT...I wont go into detail..cause I know nobody wants to hear that. LOL

[gabee42ee]

This is a HARD one..lol

one of my best would have to be when I was with my friend and i met this chick in a club in Palm Springs. She was there with her mom...Her mom was smokin too! A lot of bumpin and grinding to close the deal and it was only a short drive to their hotel. My friend was in the back with the mom, already on 3rd base by the time we got there. We made it up to the room, it was my friend on the next bed fucking the mom and me laying some pipe on the daughter. Did all kinds of kinky shit with that girl. She was very, very nasty and HOT...I wont go into detail..cause I know nobody wants to hear that. LOL

sure we do!

[crazyape]

This is a HARD one..lol

one of my best would have to be when I was with my friend and i met this chick in a club in Palm Springs. She was there with her mom...Her mom was smokin too! A lot of bumpin and grinding to close the deal and it was only a short drive to their hotel. My friend was in the back with the mom, already on 3rd base by the time we got there. We made it up to the room, it was my friend on the next bed fucking the mom and me laying some pipe on the daughter. Did all kinds of kinky shit with that girl. She was very, very nasty and HOT...I wont go into detail..cause I know nobody wants to hear that. LOL

damn fucking great, mom and daughter!!!!!