God damn paper plates

[JaggedEdge]

I just heated up 8 chips a'hoy cookies and on the way back the the bedroom the damn plate bends in half as I'm trying to eat one.

I told my g/f when whe picked them out. "You know how clumsy I am, lets just buy the more expensive ones that DON'T bend." 8 cookies wasted. The good one would have paid for themselves.

[Samwhore]

derrrrrrr, thats why you use chinet, not dixie

[JaggedEdge]

They aren't even dixie. There cheaper than that believe it or not. I don't even see a name on the bag.

[Samwhore]

pffhahhaha, safeway brand i bet

[JaggedEdge]

All I know is I staked like five of the damn things the second time and they still would have bent in half if I didn't have my hand completely under them. Not as easily, but they would have still slid off.

[Samwhore]

why dont you have regular plates?

[Delta]

You get what you pay for~!:rasta: :pimp:

[JaggedEdge]

We have a few regular plates, had more but we broke a couple. We don't have the money to splurg on nice things like real plates right now, and we just didn't feel like having to was a plate every couple times we want to eat something.

We are down to our last couple bowls for a few weeks too. Got bills and a warrent to pay. :(

Yes I'm paying it very soon, so don't come busting in my door just yet.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol... yeah why don't you have regular plates? o.0

n/m posted the same time i did

[geonagual]

We have paper plate holders. It makes even cheap ass paper plates strong.

[JaggedEdge]

Haha, what is a paper plate holder? That is what I need, it kind of defeats the purpose when I need to use 5 at a time.

[Samwhore]

its cheaper to buy real plates than to buy paper plates every week

[JaggedEdge]

This is the first time we have bought them. We are waiting till we can buy a new set. It is much cheaper than buying the plates individually. This big package of cheap paper should last us until than.

[slipknotpsycho]

not in my house... o.0 i remember once me and the wife got in a fight, and she was just pissing me the fuck off... so for some reason (i had a plate with food in it) i chunked the bitch up straight over my head onto the wood floor....

[JaggedEdge]

Haha, I have never broken one in anger, but I have broken them while doing dishes, walking, sitting, the damn cats, etc.

I used to break things when I got angry, but I started to realize how much money I was costing myself.

Like my last laptop that pissed me off. :chainsaw:

[Samwhore]

thats why you use people JE

[JaggedEdge]

thats why you use people JE

lmao. Lawsuits are expensive too.

[Samwhore]

not if they cant talk

[geonagual]

Paper plate holder are plastic things that hold your paper plate. Duh. Lets see if I can google up a picture. I use paper plates to avoid a shit load of dishes.

[JaggedEdge]

Amen, I hate doing dishes. I will have to look for those next time I'm at Wally World.

[Samwhore]

omg, if you cant buy real plates, buy plastic ones

[geonagual]

omg, if you cant buy real plates, buy plastic ones


still have to wash them

[Skink]

Holder,,,that is so stupid,,,LOLz... I may as well wash the plate...

I buy the cheap ones,,,there is a technique to carrying them,,,you gotta put a little fold in the carry...

[Samwhore]

not really, their plastic and all the food slies off, you dont need to scrub unless you burn something one them

[geonagual]

It really dosen't matter to me anyway. I have 3 dishwashers. My wife and my 2 daughters. LOL

I take out the trash.

[Samwhore]

I just have mom, who does everything,

I <3 mommy

[c-low-sinisterr]

uhhh an entire conversation on paper plates bending?

[JaggedEdge]

It really dosen't matter to me anyway. I have 3 dishwashers. My wife and my 2 daughters. LOL

I take out the trash.

Haha. I tried getting out of dishes once by telling my g/f I don't like bringing work home (I'm a part time dishwasher.) That didn't fly so well though.

[geonagual]

uhhh an entire conversation on paper plates bending?

we bend them with our minds:hippy:

[Samwhore]

youd be suprised about the random things we talk about


uhhh an entire conversation on paper plates bending?

[JaggedEdge]

uhhh an entire conversation on paper plates bending?

Damn right, and welcome to cann.com

[geonagual]

This is the best thread all day!

[slipknotpsycho]

dude! plates hold the munchies! munchies and pot heads are like best friends... lol.. you should know this by now...

so anything that affects the munchies is a top priority.

[JaggedEdge]

haha, not to mention kicking the cats out the way while trying to clean up melted chocolate off the floor is a complete buzz kill. Not to mention having to heat up more fucking cookies.

[geonagual]

I am starting to get hungry and WHERE IS MY WEED?

[Samwhore]

I am starting to get hungry and WHERE IS MY WEED?

I stole it

[JaggedEdge]

Share your bounty with me Sam?

[Samwhore]

of course JE, just dont tell or ill have to share with all,

but only if you heat me up some cookies ina REAL plate

[geonagual]

You both suck....
I left it out 2 weeks ago
and I cant find it...
It was 2 oz of the finest kush
It has to be dry by now. LOL


No really, I am waiting for my delivery

[Samwhore]

we used milk to moisten it, after all, milk and cookies are the best

[slipknotpsycho]

not in my jar.... it stays good forever (sam is my cover.. i'm really the one who has it...)

[Samwhore]

slip, we all know that id never do you a favor

[JaggedEdge]

of course JE, just dont tell or ill have to share with all,

but only if you heat me up some cookies ina REAL plate

My mouth is closed tighter than...

I sat here for a while and can think of nothing witty there.

[Samwhore]

tighter than a virgin

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah they all know you wouldn't...

but what happens behind closed doors... no one knows... :eek:

~whispers~ don't forget the astroglide next time!

[Samwhore]

this one works way better slip

[JaggedEdge]

It really is amazing what we decide to talk about here. We sure are a unique people. ;)

[Samwhore]

actually, i just hijacked your thread...

[JaggedEdge]

Haha, no big deal, it was fun. :D

[Samwhore]

see jacking isnt so bad

[geonagual]

I was just about to call you a threadjacker before I read your post.

[geonagual]

IT WAS JACKED!

[Samwhore]

I have a disclaimer in my sig, i dont see why so many are suprised

[geonagual]

see jacking isnt so bad


Depends on where your doing it.

[Samwhore]

hahah, "jacking off in random places" one of my favorite threads

[slipknotpsycho]

.. i dun care if that one works better... i wanted people to see it.. i just wanted them to have to work to see it

[Samwhore]

you had to work harder to see mine

[SwirlyMass]

damn bro i know what your goin thru, i but the 100 plates for $.79 or whatever thinking im all smart then when im carrying my super chilli, cheese, salsa, deluxe polish sausage back to my room it slides off when i open the door and stains my carpet. they are even worse if you microwave them, or accidentally get them damp. i was once eating waffles on one and there was no hard surface for me to cut them up on so i sat it on my lap, proceeded to cut a nice little bite of waffle and paper.

but my dad bitches about me never washing dishes so its easier

[slipknotpsycho]

no i didnt' the same thing.. highlight the text.. the only diffrence is someone may think you posted nothing, whereas they know something is there in mine...

[Samwhore]

i didnt highlight to see yours, I could read it perfectly

[JaggedEdge]

haha control regained.

I have had that happen with styrofoam (sp) before, I was eating a steak in the to-go box and cut right through the damn thing.

[JaggedEdge]

OK, maybe not... lol

[Samwhore]

styrafoam is so fun to play with at the craft store

[slipknotpsycho]

well if you wanna give yourself a headache to read that shit, then that's your problem :p there's a way easier way to read that shit...

[Samwhore]

yup, use the default text

[on_second_thought]

If you'd have just applied the 5 second rule, you wouldn't have had to get more cookies. You wasted good cookies.

[JaggedEdge]

That rule doesn't work in my house. lol.

We have three animals that shed like crazy along with a bunch of other crap. We sweep them every couple of weeks, but their is no getting our floors completely clean.

[Samwhore]

comb the kitties hair?

[on_second_thought]

i apply the 5 second rule EVERYWHERE.

my house, dining out, public restrooms, port-o-pots, crackhouses.
germs are everywhere. i say fuck it, you only live once! :)

[JaggedEdge]

We could, but I don't feel like doing that every night. I'd rather just sweep the floors when it gets to bad.

[slipknotpsycho]

so if you had a corn dog fall in a pile of diahreah... as long as you picked it up in 5 seconds you'd still eat it?

[on_second_thought]

so if you had a corn dog fall in a pile of diahreah... as long as you picked it up in 5 seconds you'd still eat it?


nice to see that somebody is keeping up here!
precisely.

[Markass]

I just heated up 8 chips a'hoy cookies and on the way back the the bedroom the damn plate bends in half as I'm trying to eat one.

I told my g/f when whe picked them out. "You know how clumsy I am, lets just buy the more expensive ones that DON'T bend." 8 cookies wasted. The good one would have paid for themselves.

paper plate holder :)

[geonagual]

paper plate holder :)

Told ya

[JaggedEdge]

LOL. Ok paper plate holder it is.

[geonagual]

Here is my sandwich from lunch...

Note: the paper plate holder

also the bud I am gonna roll into a big joint after I get done eating

[Samwhore]

G, you might wanna toast that bread, it will fall apart...

[Stoney21]

damn this sounds like a paper plate comercial. lol, I know how you feel. I have had it happen to me before, but worst I have a big dog (Australian Heeler) and if you drop some food she will knock you over to get it. So I dont even get to use the 5 second rule :jointsmile: