Last Words

[Feebs420]

If you only had one last thing you could say before you died, who would you say it to and what would you say?

If you cant think of anything, try to think of something that would be totally awesome and make you look like a badass. :thumbsup:

[TeHPiMP]

I WANNA TALK TO SAMPSON, FLY ME TO THE MOON LIKE THAT BITCH ALICE KRAMDEN. CAUSE ITS HARD BEING *WHITE* AND GIFTED, SOMETIMES I WANNA THROW IT ALL DOWN AND GET LIFTED.

wtf did i just say! wow im baked.

[Oh F Yeah]

"Tell my kids I love them and that the key to the mystery of life is.....(cough, cough........die).

[Samwhore]

"lets kill some bitches"

with me on warfront with a terminator gun

with my clothes dirty and half ripped off,

thatd look so cool

[slipknotpsycho]

to my wife... (yes i mean it too lol not just trying to score extra points here..)

"i hope you don't believe actions speak louder then words because i do love you..."

(sometimes i don't exactly show it :eek:)

[MastaChronic]

"when i die, i want my corpse to be thrown from a plane at 30,000 feet and just leave me there. even if i land in the presidents front yard.....and keep the dogs away"

[MastaChronic]

"lets kill some bitches"

with me on warfront with a terminator gun

with my clothes dirty and half ripped off,

thatd look so cool

i wanna rip your clothes off.....

[Samwhore]

i wanna rip your clothes off.....

I know, Ive known for a while

[geonagual]

I would say "it was good while it lasted"
then I would think about self presevation and say
"I hoped what I believed was right"

[higher4hockey]

i want the last thing i say to be : take it easy.

[ATrain]

Did you hear about that sky diver who had a helmet cam on when both his shute and reserve shute didn't open? He realized he could capture his last words so he let out the profound...

"Oh shit! I'm dead. Bye."

He fell two miles and survived! I'm guessing the only reason he is alive is because those were the worst last words ever. :)

[slipknotpsycho]

man, that would fucking suck... to fall out of a plane and FUCKING LIVE! if i ever went skydiving and both chutes failed... i'd be like "oh damn... i hope this fucking kills me instantly..."

[higher4hockey]

i'd pull my pants down. so humorous till the end would be put on my tombstone.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i'm fairly sure that no one will be there to hear my final words, but if there were they would hear only one, "finally".

[Ganj]

"I wish I had something important to say..."

[on_second_thought]

What if someone shot you in the face with a .357 and fucked off your entire lower jaw and you couldn't speak?? Is this where we incorporate sign language?

[crudemood]

"at least i'd leave a beautiful corpse."

[napolitana869]

I would say sorry to my parents.

[slipknotpsycho]

crude i believe i've seen your pic once... (if i'm remembering right) so it'd alteast be true o.0

lol.. sorry to my parents.. LMFAO! that'd be the time i hold up two middle fingers and say FUCK YOU! ... but my parents are shit... like i mean the corn in the peice of shit.. they're lower then the worst part of that peice of corn...

[kindprincess]

"......I'LL BE BACK... HASTA LA VISTA, BABY"

[ReUp]

"The money is in the...." and die. Jokes on them!

[kindprincess]

take care'a ol yeller fer me...

[kindprincess]

jack.... i'll never let go...

[kindprincess]

WHY!?!?! OH GOD, WHYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[kindprincess]

move over satan, i'm back

[Dave Byrd]

to my wife... (yes i mean it too lol not just trying to score extra points here..)

"i hope you don't believe actions speak louder then words because i do love you..."

(sometimes i don't exactly show it :eek:)
You have to get in the habit of showing it, Slipknot, if you want to keep them around. They can be gone in a heartbeat, whether you treat 'em wrong or from some accident or illness. Life's too short not to show it. Start learning this now.

OK, my last words are, I hope, going to be "I love you, baby bird." I pray I go before she does and that she's there with me when I make my exit.

[kindprincess]

... i would like to buy a vowel...

[kindprincess]

FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kindprincess]

you guys are no fun...

[Samwhore]

you guys are no fun...


are you trying to jack this thread?

[kindprincess]

nope, just high and bored and you guys don't type fast enough...

:)

[FreeVenice]

"Since I'm going to die, I will tell you all where I have hidden the loot. It's in a black bag under neath the bridge near the. . .the. . .", I would say that to all those freeloaders in my life.

[ReUp]

you guys are no fun...

Hell, I might use those as my last words.

[kindprincess]

that was one of em ;)

[FreeVenice]

nope, just high and bored and you guys don't type fast enough...

:)

That's what I would say if I were ding, and on this forum. . .

[BabySnookums]

FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

w00t!!!! braveheart rocks!!!

[Matt the Funk]

I'd get on the news and tell the world to try acid.

[Matt the Funk]

EDIT:double post:(

[Polymirize]

"It can't end like this, tell them I said something..." -- Pancho Villa

It would really depend on the company during death. If I was surrounded by superstitious people I'd probably tell them I'd come back to visit and that they should watch for me.

"keep your eyes peeled, I'll try to stick around..."

suckers. I'll be long gone.

[krazy chino]

"God im sorry for my sins forgive me" and die so if everything i believed in was real i'll go to heaven :)

[trynagethigh]

move over satan, i'm back

Im with you on this one..Satan get the fuck outta my chair! LOL

[delusionsofNORMALity]

"what a wonderful time for a flashback"

[Nochowderforyou]

"When I meet God, I'm going to kick his ass" :D

[delusionsofNORMALity]

"When I meet God, I'm going to kick his ass" :D

here i am sucker, go for it.:p

[Nochowderforyou]

here i am sucker, go for it.:p

Oh you're going to get it! I'll get my buddy Satan to take care of your pansy dress wearing ass! :p

[delusionsofNORMALity]

I'll get my buddy Satan to take care of your pansy dress wearing ass! :p

i busted his ass once and i'll do it again.:p

and

i don't wear dresses any more. i got tired of shaving my legs.:p

[LIP]

My last words would be to the daft soul unlucky enough to be with me in hospital, or where i was, and my last words would probably be [if cannabis is still illegal] "Blow up the houses of parliment, with them all in it" It'd be like guy fawkes all over again, apart from i'd be toast.

[le vallette]

Roll me one to smoke with who ever it is waiting for me on the other side.
hell make it two.:jointsmile:

[Samwhore]

"When I meet God, I'm going to kick his ass" :D

I already did that,

[Divadish]

I told you i was ill

[robert42]

I told you i was ill

lmfao

mine would be...

Freedom!!!

[NextLineIsMine]

Did you hear about that sky diver who had a helmet cam on when both his shute and reserve shute didn't open? He realized he could capture his last words so he let out the profound...

"Oh shit! I'm dead. Bye."

He fell two miles and survived! I'm guessing the only reason he is alive is because those were the worst last words ever. :)


Wait...for real? What did he fall into

[Divadish]

Apparently he fell through some bushes taking some of the impact out of his fall and yes ...survived with broken bones legs,ribs etc,the helmet cam video is fu"*in amazin

[Purple Banana]

IT'S PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

:stoned:

I'd personally like to go out like Sol Roth in Soylent Green, on a nice comfy bed watching beautiful images of our planet, but I'd like to have DSotM playing- in particular Great Gig In The Sky...

EDIT: That skydiver- he punctured his lung, and broke his ankle...

CRAZY shit.

[Coelho]

Apparently he fell through some bushes taking some of the impact out of his fall and yes ...survived with broken bones legs,ribs etc,the helmet cam video is fu"*in amazin

yes... i watched the video on the tv... it was some days ago, didnt? anyway, even if the shutes were not properly open, they slowed him down a lot, so the impact was not enough to flatten him to a pancake...

and i bet his life changed after his close meeting with the Death... i would like to know how he felt when knew he was not dead... how is to feel you got a second chance...

For last words... i cant think of any. so, i only can quote pink floyd:
"Goodbye cruel world, im leaving you today. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye."

and if i could choose a song for hear while dying, it would be, of course, Confortably Numb... i would die during the last notes of the last solo... i think this song was meant to that moment...


PS. Its almost 4.20 pm... time to BURN!!! :jointsmile:

[Skink]

death is the meaning of life...

[chisme]

I TRIED

[chisme]

heres the skydiver video World exclusive skydiver video... watch the incredible footage here! | the Mail on Sunday (http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/mos/skydiver.html?in_article_id=435694&in_page_id=1990&in_a_source=)

[BlazinTreesX3]

What happens when the shit pops
matter of fact save ur change dont even call the cops
I never liked em anyway
and as a last request pls make my coffin blue and gray

Bury me with a Fat Sack a creased bandanna on my lap + a automatic strap.
Save ur tears dont cry, just remember my name when u look in the sky.
every time u light a blunt and proceed to get high cuz thats what i loved to do every day and all night .

[alexisonfire xo]

"I love you" to my girlfriend.

[Mean Green Charlene]

like i mean the corn in the peice of shit.. they're lower then the worst part of that peice of corn...
mmm im hungry now:thumbsup:

[Divadish]

Top 3 songs on your i-pod on realisation your reserve chute has failed. No 1 - wind beneath my wings No 2 - Learn to fly No 3 - Flying without wings.... lol

[jaGerbom]

id say "check ya later!" (just like the guy in dazed and confused)

either that or BIAAAAAAAAAAAA

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

"lets kill some bitches"


Lets PWN some bitches!

[UtopianDreamer]

I wouldnt say a thing, i'd just feel nice and content knowing that i was just about to die :)

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that made me shiver for a sec.

that movie is classic.


My last words would be...

"Finally out of this damn meat cage!!"

[Reefer Rogue]

PEACE

[Gatekeeper777]

get off my face bitch I CAN'T BREATH!

[smoke it]

well, my life sucked

[Lit Up]

"YO ADRIAN, I DID IT!"........yes.

[mamma puffpuff420]

id tell my family i love um

and on my head stone i want>>>i told ya i was sick

[Psycho4Bud]

WHEN I DIE BURY ME FACE DOWN SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KISS MY ASS!:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[slipknotpsycho]

WHEN I DIE BURY ME FACE DOWN SO THE WHOLE WORLD CAN KISS MY ASS!:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

that's what my wife's dad said.. (or so i've heard)

[couch-potato]

"Bang..."

[mamma puffpuff420]

When I meet God, I'm going to kick his ass"


:weedpoke:..u keep talkin like that and just mite not get 2 c God

:jointsmile:

[Knucklecallus420]

by far the best thing was the "oh shit. im dead. Bye."
i watched that vid and it was insaaaaane, he was going 80 mph when he hit the ground, becuz of all the drag from the parachute that wasnt deployed.

[ncnavguy]

Hustle and Flow

[Nochowderforyou]

When I meet God, I'm going to kick his ass"


:weedpoke:..u keep talkin like that and just mite not get 2 c God

:jointsmile:

Because there is no God. :rolleyes: And if I did see him, I would kill him with my bare hands and show him what his beliefs have done to this world by creating wars and death, so fuck God, fuck Jesus, and fuck the Bible, and fuck you for the negative rep. :S4: If you love god so much, why don't you go cum on the bible.

[Brandotheblazer]

Wanna smoke a JOint?

And i would say that 2 who evewr is next to me and if i was by myself...i would get extra baked i guess lol..good way 2 go

[Nochowderforyou]

I want to die while smoking a joint, and a couple more in my pocket for when I get to wherever it is we go. Apparantly I'll be in "hell", but at least I'll be warm. ;)