wow talk about lazy...

[slipknotpsycho]

i've just seen the laziest act i've ever seen a human do EVER...

this guy gets in line behind me at the grocery store with a basket... and i'm not talking about one of those hand baskets you carry, i'm talking about one with the wheels on it....

this guy gets behind me and all he has in the basket is a 6-pack of beer! LOL WTF? i mean i could understand if he had a couple of them, or maybe even a 12+ pack (could be to heavy for someone to heft around, although from the beer isle to the check out is all of 10-15 steps...) but this dude just has one single 6-pack in the basket and that's IT!....

[geonagual]

YEah, that is one lazy bastard.

"Put him in the Iron Maiden"

"excellent"

"Execute him"

"bogus"

[slipknotpsycho]

no... he wasn't disabled at all.. infact he worked at a local plant, unless he goes around taking peoples plant-worker clothes...

he had no problem standing/walking on his own, he didn't lean on the basket or anything... he was like 30.. 35 at the most...

[Oh F Yeah]

Maybe he grabbed a basket because he intended to buy a couple of 15 - 20 briskets that he saw in an ad were on sale, but they had temporarly sold out. So on his way out he just chunked the beer in.

Or maybe him and a co-worker had planned on gettin' MAD drunk, but once his buddy got home his bitchin' assed wife told him "Your not going a FUCKIN' place tonight". So he called his buddy on his cell phone and said "Hey man....the kid is sick and I won't be able to make it". So he just picked up a 6 pack instead of the case 1/2 he had planned on.

Or maybe he IS just a lazy fuck.

You never know...........

[slipknotpsycho]

well it makes me feel better about myself all the same.... there have been nights i've literally starved (you know when you're so hungry you're about to puke...) becasue i didn't wanna put on my pants and shoes and go to the store... lol.... granted the cold and rain played a part in it... but being lazy was part of it....

when i go to a store, i only grab a basket (push or hand) if i'm going to be getting a bunch of shit and i don't wanna be dropping it... or i'm going to be grabbing a couple of flats of sodas (24 packs in a half open cardboard box type thing) .... i've went in there and carried 2 of them to the register (the store isn't really that big, it's actually kinda small) i've carried 4 40's to the register.. lol i've even piled boxes ontop of bigger boxes (i buy alot of microwave type shit.. i can cook, and i often do, but sometimes it's just alot more work then it's worth... say when no one's going to be eating with you or something...)

i feel beter about my self knowing i've never got a push basket, to put one single item (it's 6 beers but they come on that little plastic carry thing, so it's only one thing to carry lol) and go to a check out... next time my wife tries to pull the lazy card i'ma be like "yeah, well atleast i'll carry a 6 pack to the fuckin register!"

[bobthenuker]

That is one...lazy lazy hippo.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i grab a cart whenever i go into the market, no matter how much i plan on buying. i just feel naked walking down the aisles, under those glaring fluorescent lights, without my trusty shopping cart.

[xblackdogx]

i've just seen the laziest act i've ever seen a human do EVER...

this guy gets in line behind me at the grocery store with a basket... and i'm not talking about one of those hand baskets you carry, i'm talking about one with the wheels on it....

this guy gets behind me and all he has in the basket is a 6-pack of beer! LOL WTF? i mean i could understand if he had a couple of them, or maybe even a 12+ pack (could be to heavy for someone to heft around, although from the beer isle to the check out is all of 10-15 steps...) but this dude just has one single 6-pack in the basket and that's IT!....

that's like complaining about someone using a calculator for
a simple math problem....

[slipknotpsycho]

hmm... yeah i don't use a calculator half the time other people do.. maybe i'm just anti-lazy... but goddamnit unless it is absolutely impossible for me to sit there and get the answer in my head, without having to resort to a calculator.... i figure it out in my head (which btw... isn't exactly accessible... i mean half the time i need to use math, by the time i found a calculator, i'd of already had the problem solved..)

btw it isn't actually bitching.. just an observation... a true observation at how lazy america is becoming... i garuntee i could be 80, and if i was still buying 6 packs.. i'd carry it to the check out...

[InsomniaBomber420]

That is really lazy but he might have been stealin shit. Alot of ppl do that to make it look like theyre shopin when theyre actualy shovin shit down theyre pants

[SwirlyMass]

(you know when you're so hungry you're about to puke...)

It just makes you mind stronger if you can suppress the urge for food. I once did it for 3 days all i ate was like 1 banana and a piece of toast. The pain kept coming in waves, but then you just get so hungry that you feel like you wanna puke like you said but then you feel so sick that you can't eat anything because you're so hungry.


I hate it tho, i have to eat like 10 times a day, and a whole meal at a time to keep myself from getting that way, and im too fucking skinny, im 6'2 or 3" and i only weigh around 180