worst idea ever

[GetDown]

okay, im a lil baked right now an worried, got some family visiting soon, one guy my age who im meant to show around, never met him before, do not know if he smokes so i gotta keep off it for a few days,

now my idea is that we have a list, which we keep secret and guard with our lives so that none of the wrong people will see this list, and on this list is every smoker in the world, that way if your meeting someone instead of spending ages tryin to see if they cool you jus gotta look at the list and figure it out....

[napolitana869]

its all good until people start selling your information to telemarketers

[GetDown]

its all good until people start selling your information to telemarketers
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damn, didnt think of telemarketers, even if ever smoker pledged to guard the list with their lives, on pain of having their lungs removed (the ultimate punishment without lungs you can never again smoke that sweet sweet mary jane) we still would not be safe from telemarketers, damn my plan is foiled

curses

[420marijuana420]

not to mention you can't breathe without your lungs.............................................

[GetDown]

not to mention you can't breathe without your lungs.............................................

meh, id miss weed more than id miss air....

[geonagual]

I like the list idea. Put me down as
GeoNagual
No contact information available

It is on a need to know basis.

[420marijuana420]

I like the list idea. Put me down as
GeoNagual
No contact information available

It is on a need to know basis.

no....... it's on a WEED to know basis, get it? That was lame, and I'm not even high lol.

Ya, well I'd give up weed before I'd give up air

[slipknotpsycho]

no BF, i think he's right, he'd miss air more than weed... until he realizes he's got all of about a minute or so (depending on lung capacity among other things...) before he's about to literally die without air, as opposed to the exageration of i'll die without weed... lol

dude... you're thinking too hard and being too paranoid.... ask him what he does all day.. make small talk.. then be like "so do any of you friends back home ever try to get you to smoke weed?" and go from there, if he says something along the lines of yes and he smokes, then you know where to take that... if says something along the lines of yes, but i refuse, make small talk along the lines of "yeah it's happening to me alot too, they make me uncomfterable when they ask" and if he says something like "no they haven't" then be like "so what would you say if someone did?" again, you should know where to take it from the answer...

it's not that hard to find out if someone wants to smoke without absolutely trapping and incriminating yourself.... of course if you just don't want to smoke with him at all, just put it off... you won't die without it...

[Amun]

oxygen can get you almost as intoxicated as pot.

[InsomniaBomber420]

Billionfold I love ur avie(I personaly think it matches ur pesonality, well at least at much as I can tell from postings, but it definately compliments ur intelect! N e ways a list would be cool but we cold all just have little cellphone like locators and it would have gps and dealers could be in like green dots and non-dealers red, and there could be names displayed when u click on a dot representing some one and it would have stats of what kinda bud they have and a star level of how good theyre bud is and like a diamond level for what level of bud they could handle(dont want any nubes fuckin themselves up on some kush or haze, or god forbid chemdog.)
lol SO FUCKIN HIGH:rastasmoke:

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

Hey what if we get a board on the internet and call it...oh i don't know..Cannabis.com or something like that and we could all get real high and try and fig. what the hell we are all trying to say

[InsomniaBomber420]

oxygen can get you almost as intoxicated as pot.

yeah I heard it was addicting and ive had strait oxygen when i was little in the hospital and when they take u off of it it feals like your drowning

[geonagual]

Hey what if we get a board on the internet and call it...oh i don't know..Cannabis.com or something like that and we could all get real high and try and fig. what the hell we are all trying to say


That is impossible. Another pipe dream.LOL

[InsomniaBomber420]

ROFLMFAOholy shit is all I gotta say hahahaha:S2::S2::S2:

[Skink]

Put me down...
Skink Meister
555-5555
402 Dank Terr.
Indianapolis, MD 55555

[slipknotpsycho]

Isn't that what I implied?

.... oops... i meant i think he meant he'd miss weed more than air until he realized a minute or so later he was suffocating..

[InsomniaBomber420]

how ironic slipknotpsyco im listenen to slip knot rite now, fuckin wait and bleed man, It makes me wana fuck some one up harcore style, like Im talkin no more jaw,brick to your face, life crippling pain!!

[GetDown]

bump, so yeah cousin just left, he told me he smoked, and i was planning on smoking with him, but saturday he went to a wedding or something (whole reason he came) and my mate comes over, i say we should save some for my cousin, he says, okay lets put some nice buds aside for your cousin, 2 grams later i say, fuck my cousin, he says, yeah man fuck your cousin, and we smoked it all.... but still alright

gotta say i love insomnia bombers idea, re: the gps thingo, we could even set up dealer profiles listing what they sell, special strains or just regular highschool shit, and how much they sell for, with comments from past buyers and even a rating like on ebay, we could even set up our own little thing, call it weedbay (that idea is copyrighted, gonna open it up today)

[GetDown]

damn, weedbay already exists, damn it, how dare they steal my idea before i even have it

[Veratyr Star]

Imagine if the government got ahold of that list.

[Skrappie]

Put me down...
Skink Meister
555-5555
402 Dank Terr.
Indianapolis, MD 55555

Hey skink, i was around Dank Terr the other day, and tried to give you a call, but your contact information seems to need to be updated.:stoned:

[TheGreenFog]

LOL.

Yea, I think I posted about this one time...let me go look...

**time passes**

Wow, I found that quicker than I thought. It was in the Shout Out thread:



Originally posted by TheGreenFog:

Shout out to the guy who smelled weed on me today when I didn't want anyone to know...sh*t...

He said, "do you smell like weed?"

I said, "no, cigarettes..."(~crap~)

He said, "oh, well, I got excited for a minute there"

I said, "ohh...you like it?"

He said, "Hell, yea"

Then I was like..."Oh, ok."


I have the cards in my hand...do I wanna share my weed? I dunno...


Shout out to that guy...and anyone who read that ridiculous story.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

He is kind of a co-worker.



The other day, I was presented with another situation to offer that guy a smoke...but I didn't...I toked alone.

:S5:


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I am all in favor of the List.