Girl rules

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Okay, you ALL know we have them. I was talking to my guy friend about how I eat lunch today..seeing as I sit with all girls, I try and be very careful about how and what I eat, knowing that if I'm a total pig I'll be tommorrows newest gossip.

high school bitches..

but anyway.

I'll start this out

-While going to the bathroom in public, you always try and leave one stall between you and another girl using the toilet.

-ALWAYS wash your hands.

-Never shit in public.

-Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

your turns..

[EmoRebellion]

why do you keep a stall buffer? I mean guys do it in urinals because there is no wall seperating us, whats your excuse?


I am spending waaay too much time in this section of the forum. I need to go somewhere and feel more manly.

*heads off to do push-ups while watching lesbian porn and drinking beer*

[Samwhore]

girls have stupid rules

"go the the bathroom is groups"
"if i broke up with my boyfriend, you cant have him"
"dont talk to her because she's a stuffer"

blah blah blah, the only rule i have, is I PWN you and thats that

[BabyFacedAbortion]

lmao yeah me too sam:P

[birdgirl73]

I do that one-stall buffer zone thing, too, in public toilets. Just gives us a little more distance from other people's noises and/or cell phones, Emo, and a tad more privacy. Also, when my son was a little toddler and I had to take him with me into ladies' bathrooms, the extra space was important because toddlers are curious beings who feel compelled to bend down and see what's next door.

It's for this same reason that I like a one-dressing-room buffer zone in clothing stores, too.

Always wash hands and, if possible in public restrooms, use the paper towel to open the bathroom door on the way out. Smacks of OCD, I know.

Always brush teeth after eating lunch no matter where I am. Got in this habit when I was teaching because I used to have teachers who'd lean down with smelly breath.

Always buckle my purse into shopping carts at stores using the little seat belt that's there for small children. It slows down purse-snatchers. Had my purse almost stolen once in Wal Mart 10 years ago. I was faster than the snatcher and apparently stronger, too (nearly dislocated his shoulder twisting it right back out of his grasp). A police officer friend later suggested the buckle-in approach as a good deterrent.

Never shop at Wal Mart unless there is really no other alternative. (There is always an alternative).

Never, ever chew gum in public. To me, it looks cheap and causes people to assume lower intelligence.

Never wear more than two rings, one bracelet, and if I'm wearing a necklace, never a pin, too. Less is more in both jewelry and makeup. If I put too much of either on, it looks like my jewelry and/or makeup are wearing me. When wearing two rings, they should be on separate hands, and if one has a stone of some kind, the other needs to be simpler, metal only.

Never wear heels when going out to places where I'll have wine. One glass makes me light-headed, and I'm faint and dizzy anyway right now. No need to make a spectacle of myself by adding extra height to 5' 10 1/2" anyway and then having myself go clattering down to the ground.

When I need to get someone's attention to find them in a store or even, when I was teaching, to get a class's attention, I've always found that lowering my voice instead of raising it works much better and is far less obnoxious and more ladylike. The same is true of disciplining a small child or getting through to a husband. Lean in. Talk softly, gently, seriously and a bit lower than usual. Much better results than with yelling.

[Samwhore]

Never shop at Wal Mart unless there is really no other alternative. (There is always an alternative).




:S2: I HATE Wal*mart, sorry, but its for rednecks

[birdgirl73]

:S2: I HATE Wal*mart, sorry, but its for rednecks
. . . and purse thieves!

[TheAtomicPunk]

I do that one-stall buffer zone thing, too, in public toilets. Just gives us a little more distance from other people's noises and/or cell phones, Emo, and a tad more privacy. Also, when my son was a little toddler and I had to take him with me into ladies' bathrooms, the extra space was important because toddlers are curious beings who feel compelled to bend down and see what's next door.

~~~~~I feel that~~~~~

It's for this same reason that I like a one-dressing-room buffer zone in clothing stores, too.


~~~~What's a dressing room? lawlz~~~~~~

Always wash hands and, if possible in public restrooms, use the paper towel to open the bathroom door on the way out. Smacks of OCD, I know.

~~~~Wtfx, ok?~~~~~

Always brush teeth after eating lunch no matter where I am. Got in this habit when I was teaching because I used to have teachers who'd lean down with smelly breath.

~~~~....ew smelly teachers /runaway ~~~~

Always buckle my purse into shopping carts at stores using the little seat belt that's there for small children. It slows down purse-snatchers. Had my purse almost stolen once in Wal Mart 10 years ago. I was faster than the snatcher and apparently stronger, too (nearly dislocated his shoulder twisting it right back out of his grasp). A police officer friend later suggested the buckle-in approach as a good deterrent.

~~~~....LOL that sucks what the hell ghetto ~~~~

Never shop at Wal Mart unless there is really no other alternative. (There is always an alternative).

~~~ Say that where I live and get bitchslapped, WalMart PWNS Hamilton ~~~


Never, ever chew gum in public. To me, it looks cheap and causes people to assume lower intelligence.

~~~ Have you had Orbit Citrus Mint? It's more important than intelligence, it's delicious!!! ~~~~

Never wear more than two rings, one bracelet, and if I'm wearing a necklace, never a pin, too. Less is more in both jewelry and makeup. If I put too much of either on, it looks like my jewelry and/or makeup are wearing me. When wearing two rings, they should be on separate hands, and if one has a stone of some kind, the other needs to be simpler, metal only. \

~~~....What the fuck? ~~~

Never wear heels when going out to places where I'll have wine. One glass makes me light-headed, and I'm faint and dizzy anyway right now. No need to make a spectacle of myself by adding extra height to 5' 10 1/2" anyway and then having myself go clattering down to the ground.

~~~ ....I'm scared, What? The? Fuck? Why....? ~~~

When I need to get someone's attention to find them in a store or even, when I was teaching, to get a class's attention, I've always found that lowering my voice instead of raising it works much better and is far less obnoxious and more ladylike. The same is true of disciplining a small child or getting through to a husband. Lean in. Talk softly, gently, seriously and a bit lower than usual. Much better results than with yelling.


~~~ Fuck lady like this is teh ghettoz don't worry about these kinds of details. If I might you IRL I'd never think you smoked, or chatted on cannabis dot com... ~~~




^^^ I left my thoughts about this post in the post ^^^

Bottom line, why do you do these things, nobody cares relax oh my god. OCD much? (Not to be mean but WoW)

Edit For Walmart 1337'ness

Editz for thanking that I'm a dude and don't have to worry about this shit...

[RyanTheCaveman]

Jesus Christ...
Women have alot of "rules"
but meh...only makes women seem sexier...better to be clea about some stuff then nasty.

ergggh.

[Frivolous248]

Wow...theatompunk, fuck the hell off. So she likes to carry herself differently than you, big deal, no need to act immature like that.

Hmm...That using the paper towel thing to touch the door is clever. Most people don't think that the germs will just get concentrated on the door from people who don't wash their hands. Which I've noticed, A LOT of guys don't wash their hands, at least not in the school bathroom. I do though.

edit: why do women get their own forum? I think guys could benefit from having a "man" forum in the sexuality department. Lets face it, guys like to talk about sex a lot.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Wow...theatompunk, fuck the hell off. So she likes to carry herself differently than you, big deal, no need to act immature like that.

Hmm...That using the paper towel thing to touch the door is clever. Most people don't think that the germs will just get concentrated on the door from people who don't wash their hands. Which I've noticed, A LOT of guys don't wash their hands, at least not in the school bathroom. I do though.

:O fuck the hell off? I wasn't trying to be mean, I was just emphasizing on the fact that I would HATE to have to live by those rules. Guys don't even wash their hands. 'Sif we care.


Well huge props to your cleansliness and sorry for being immature but I'm just 16.

[Samwhore]

edit: why do women get their own forum? I think guys could benefit from having a "man" forum in the sexuality department. Lets face it, guys like to talk about sex a lot.

guys dominate most of the forums, there are way more guys here than girls, most guys will just post their problems in the sex forum, now, if we posted about our periods in the sex forums, guys be grossed out,

thats why we have our own forum

and were so cool:wtf:

[birdgirl73]

Where I live isn't the ghetto. The jewelry/makeup standards are about understatement and elegance, as is the no-yelling rule, but you can also find those same jewelry/makeup recommendations in nearly every good fashion magazine. These are largely grownup girl rules, which, rather than being about OCD or worry, have much more to do with good breeding and taste. (Same reasons I don't use the F word to address people on public Internet forums.)

[TheAtomicPunk]

Where I live isn't the ghetto. The jewelry/makeup standards are about understatement and elegance, as is the no-yelling rule, but you can also find those same jewelry/makeup recommendations in nearly every good fashion magazine. These are largely grownup girl rules, which, rather than being about OCD or worry, have much more to do with good breeding and taste. (Same reasons I don't use the F word to address people on public Internet forums.)

I feel very burnt by you in a high classy sophisticated way

...*Makes grilled cheese with clothes ironer and no shirt*

I didn't mean to sound harsh it's just how I am. Don't blame me :(

[birdgirl73]

Jesus Christ...
Women have alot of "rules"
but meh...only makes women seem sexier...better to be clea about some stuff then nasty.

ergggh.
We definitely do! That's why this is a perfect women's forum question. Because only girls (and possibly gay guys and serious metrosexuals) really get this. BFA knew just where to post her question, and women know exactly what she's talking about.

Girl rules somehow also remind me of secret-single-behavior, which probably needs to be our next girl-talk thread topic!

[TheAtomicPunk]

Eww sounds wonderfull

*Off doing manly things like chugging Miller's and jumping off roof of house*

I didn't notice this was in the women's forum... *Runs Away*

[birdgirl73]

I didn't mean to sound harsh it's just how I am. Don't blame me :(
No burn intended, hun, and I knew you weren't being harsh. You're just a youngster, and you're a GUY. Guys don't understand girl rules. That's why we sometimes seem like such foreign creatures to y'all!

[Dro_Princess]

I try to go to the last stall in the bathroom.

If the doors are swinging doors in the bathroom I use the foot to open it. I hate touching those things some ppl dont wash their hands. I have become OCD with washing my hands and it came from years of working in resturants.

I try my best to not swear in public especially if there are children in listening distance.

I keep my eye on my purse as if its a kid. If at all possible I leave it in the car hidden under the seat.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

^^^ I left my thoughts about this post in the post ^^^

Bottom line, why do you do these things, nobody cares relax oh my god. OCD much? (Not to be mean but WoW)

Edit For Walmart 1337'ness

Editz for thanking that I'm a dude and don't have to worry about this shit...



Whoa, not hamilton NJ right?

[BabyFacedAbortion]

guys I fully agree with alla that shit you're saying.

ESPECIALLY the papertowel to door thing.

That's also a must.

[Chronic Chrissy]

Whoa! I have rules but I'm a country girl, not a hick or redneck but one with nature, and balance.

Wash your hands before and after washroom trips, and eating.

Stall closest to the door is the least used so is the cleanest(proven on tyra banks show)

If you have to go outside who cares the important thing is you have to go.

Balance. I can really go into this but essentially in twos. One thing balances another. If baby is on one hip the purse is on the other.

Even in high school I held this one with my head high. Fuck what people think! Wear what you want, learn what you want, eat what you want, say what you think. Who cares what other people think chances are they'll be gone and forgotten in a few years, and those who aren't need to accept you for you. It's your life and too short to live it someone else way.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

. . . and purse thieves!
And people on small budgets who are trying to grow smoke.
::mrs.g looks around and walks off whistling::

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

listening distance.

I keep my eye on my purse as if its a kid. If at all possible I leave it in the car hidden under the seat.
AHAHAHAHAH! Sorry, but I just got a mental picture of you stuffing a toddler under the front seat.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Whoa, not hamilton NJ right?

Hamilton, Ohio. I wish I lived in NJ :/

[Chronic Chrissy]

Just thought I'd add that we really don't have to worry about our purses around here, or locking our doors and I'm in th big city around here, lol.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I don't lock my doors, and I'm in my state capital. But that's because everybody in my neighborhood calls me "The Crazy Bitch on the Corner".

This comes from many years of them watching me and my 6'4" 220lb. ex husband literally duke it out in the backyard, Springer Style, and people seeing me chase him with 1. A straight razor 2. An 8" chef's knife 3. A hatchet 4. An aluminum baseball bat 5. A framing hammer

And anything else I could get my hands on. Nobody comes near my house now.:)

[delusionsofNORMALity]

....and people seeing me chase him with 1. A straight razor 2. An 8" chef's knife 3. A hatchet 4. An aluminum baseball bat 5. A framing hammer....

now i'm in love!:lovestruck:
what, no chainsaw handy? :chainsaw:

[stinkyattic]

people seeing me chase him with 1. A straight razor 2. An 8" chef's knife 3. A hatchet 4. An aluminum baseball bat 5. A framing hammer

Got you beat, I was arrested for allegedly assaulting my ex with a 4 foot scots claymore. Which BTW did NOT happen [he even testified to that in court] but according to the papers it did, lol... They still won't give me a little plastic cocktail pick in my scorpion bowl at the local Chinese greasy sppon.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

now i'm in love!:lovestruck:
what, no chainsaw handy? :chainsaw:
HA! No, I didn't get a chainsaw until last summer, and by then he was in prison.;)

Although one time, I beat him into bad health by smashing him repeatedly in the head with an unopened can of Pepsi.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Got you beat, I was arrested for allegedly assaulting my ex with a 4 foot scots claymore. Which BTW did NOT happen [he even testified to that in court] but according to the papers it did, lol... They still won't give me a little plastic cocktail pick in my scorpion bowl at the local Chinese greasy sppon.
BWAHAHAHAH! I love it!
I used a bat'leth one time.

See, it's behaviour like that that made me divorce him. If a person enrages you to the point where you feel the need to use Klingon or ancient Scots weaponry, it's time to move on.

[stinkyattic]

Okay that is a new Girl Rule:

If a person enrages you to the point where you feel the need to use Klingon or ancient Scots weaponry, it's time to move on.

That's awesome. I may add to my sig.

[vileoxidation]

See, it's behaviour like that that made me divorce him. If a person enrages you to the point where you feel the need to use Klingon or ancient Scots weaponry, it's time to move on.

Wow, you are truly my hero now. That is an amazing rule.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hehehe! You guys are giving me the giggles.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

such an abundance of violent women, i'm falling in love with you all. you are all welcome to head to my neck of the woods and beat me senseless with the blunt object of your choice.:D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

We make snuu snuu?

[vileoxidation]

We make snuu snuu?

OMG that episode was on last night and I saw it for the first time. Total love for Futurama.

[Chronic Chrissy]

One night I threw my now husband through the fence(left a hole right in the middle) and he was the one locked up for the night even when I told the police I did it. Nosy neighbors.

[higher4hockey]

you're a GUY. Guys don't understand girl rules. That's why we sometimes seem like such foreign creatures to y'all!

amen.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

One night I threw my now husband through the fence(left a hole right in the middle) and he was the one locked up for the night even when I told the police I did it. Nosy neighbors.
AHAHAHA! That sounds like something straight offa Tom and Jerry.

[gabee42ee]

birdgirl thank u someone who finally is like me with brushing my teeth! i gotinto the habit from having braces for 5 years in elementry school ... i still must brush my teeth after lunch ... my friends think im nuts bc everyday at school i find the private stall with the sink in it and brust away ... they all just hate on me coz my breath is fresher then theres i guess

[BabyFacedAbortion]

ahhaha oh god, girlies..I used to burn my ex-fuckbuddy with cigarettes because I was constantly mad at him. (I wasn't "good" enough for him, and it pissed me off)..I'd throw things at his head, beat the crap out of him, slam his head into things. I'd do what ever I could to hurt that sonofabitch..\


more rules!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Purple Banana is actually the one that said this. I just made it into a little picture for her. It should be the number one Girl Rule.

[Pipe Dreams]

Wow, ladies ladies, you're a violent bunch arent you? :D

Thats pretty fucked up though, beating a dude in the head with a can of soda.. If that bitch is that big, what made him not able to stop you greenjeans?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

He's bigger. But I'm crazier, have more to lose, and I am more sincere in my hatred.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I love that rule Mrs.!!!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL! I think it would save us all a lot of grief.
I like the burning with cigs thing. I don't know if I could fuck a person that made me so mad I would burn them with cigs.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

.... I am more sincere in my hatred.

that's the key, isn't it. whither you're growin' turnips or beating a man to death and tossing his lifeless body into a shallow grave. as long as you're sincere, everything will turn out just fine.;)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Linus and I have a very similar philosophy.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I fucked him 'cause i was mad lonely and he was insanely manipulative.

Ironically, he's one of my best friend's now.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

1. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR DRINKING SHOES at the bar... you know... the ones that are impossible to break your ankle in (flats) and the ones you don't mind people throwing up on or wading through spilled beer in (ewwww) and oh yeah, one more thing, they also have to be reasonably cute. Tall order. But we all have drinking shoes... am I wrong?

2. Wear only as much makeup as your friend is wearing... and then add one more thing so you look more put-together than she does. I'm a bitch. A superficial bitch. I know.

3. Don't speak to men with bad breath.

4. Offer women with bad breath a piece of peppermint gum.

5. And don't forget your drinking shoes!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Excellent advice!
mrs. g hits "print"

[stinkyattic]

1. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR DRINKING SHOES at the bar... we all have drinking shoes... am I wrong?
Word. In my case, drinking BOOTS. They are the same ones I ride the Ninja in ... calf-height, sturdy 2" heels, work-boot soles with awesome tread, nice and tight so they support my ankles in case of falling-down-ness. I actually know a girl who blew out a knee wearing fuck-me shoes drinking and had to get ACL surgery. What a dumbass. She bit it stepping over a curb outside the bar, in the winter, wearing like 3" stripper heels.

2. Wear only as much makeup as your friend is wearing... and then add one more thing so you look more put-together than she does.
My friends always wear more makeup than I do... I go out to bars in a baseball cap and eyeliner, period. I FEEL better because they seem sort of like they are trying too hard, if that makes sense? But whatever, I'm not out to pick up dudes, I'm out to chill with my girlies.

3. Don't speak to men with bad breath.
Ewww and an addition to that rule, wrinkle up your nose and make faces at guys with bad breath. Dude, that is ass-nasty. If a guy can't keep his teeth clean, imagine what the grundle smells like. Gawd.

4. Offer women with bad breath a piece of peppermint gum.
Unless they are talking to bad breath dude over there. In which case, avoid the area, as it is probably unsanitary to breathe the air.

[stinkyattic]

lol it was bound to happen eventually... someone forgot to read up on the appropriate use of the term "PMS"...

http://boards.cannabis.com/strains-seeds/98003-rezdog-ibl-scam.html

[slipknotpsycho]

HA! No, I didn't get a chainsaw until last summer, and by then he was in prison.;)

Although one time, I beat him into bad health by smashing him repeatedly in the head with an unopened can of Pepsi.

i swear.. some of you women are psychotic... you'r enot he first woman i've heard of using random everyday objects to batter their man with...

an ex friend got his ass beat with a an old first aid kit (one of the metal ones)

[Canadien.]

i swear.. some of you women are psychotic... you'r enot he first woman i've heard of using random everyday objects to batter their man with...

an ex friend got his ass beat with a an old first aid kit (one of the metal ones)

Yeah man, that's so random lol.

Fist's are pretty hard too, just gotta know how to throw one... or even better, straight up learn not to hit at all. o0o0o0o That's a new one eh?

Peace, (please) :rastasmoke:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

.. or even better, straight up learn not to hit at all. o0o0o0o That's a new one eh?

Peace, (please) :rastasmoke:
Apparently, it was a new one on my ex. I never hit him first. All these things happened in the course of me defending myself. And if you think I'm going to just sit there and let someone whip up on my fine ass, you got another think coming. That fucknut was lucky I didn't sew him up in the bedsheets and take that Louisville Slugger to his head while he slept.

[Canadien.]

Apparently, it was a new one on my ex. I never hit him first. All these things happened in the course of me defending myself. And if you think I'm going to just sit there and let someone whip up on my fine ass, you got another think coming. That fucknut was lucky I didn't sew him up in the bedsheets and take that Louisville Slugger to his head while he slept.

In that case, I'd kick his ass for you. If you posted that before, I'm sorry, I didn't see.

Damn straight he's lucky.

I have some experience with guys like that... growing up that is. It makes me shake.

[Billy]

:O fuck the hell off? I wasn't trying to be mean, I was just emphasizing on the fact that I would HATE to have to live by those rules. Guys don't even wash their hands. 'Sif we care.


Well huge props to your cleansliness and sorry for being immature but I'm just 16.


Speak for yourself, I wash my hands everytime I leave the shitter. And I didn't see anything wrong with your original post.....

[LIP]

I don't lock my doors, and I'm in my state capital. But that's because everybody in my neighborhood calls me "The Crazy Bitch on the Corner".

This comes from many years of them watching me and my 6'4" 220lb. ex husband literally duke it out in the backyard, Springer Style, and people seeing me chase him with 1. A straight razor 2. An 8" chef's knife 3. A hatchet 4. An aluminum baseball bat 5. A framing hammer

And anything else I could get my hands on. Nobody comes near my house now.:)

Hahahahahahha, i bet he's still in therapy now - flashbacks and everything rofl!

[orgasmic]

hehe i just laufed at this one

Never, ever chew gum in public. To me, it looks cheap and causes people to assume lower intelligence.

[powair]

I don't have any rules. All the rules you listed are imposed upon you as societal norms, which are virtually vacuuous and completely irrelevant to me. I will do whatever the fuck I would like to do.

I just do not feel comfortable subscribing to any sort of expectations, be they related to gender, occupation, socioeconomic status, ethnicity...I find this post disturbing, to say the least.

[slipknotpsycho]

I don't have any rules. All the rules you listed are imposed upon you as societal norms, which are virtually vacuuous and completely irrelevant to me. I will do whatever the fuck I would like to do.

I just do not feel comfortable subscribing to any sort of expectations, be they related to gender, occupation, socioeconomic status, ethnicity...I find this post disturbing, to say the least.

holy-fucking-mother-of-god-shit! i haven't seen you in fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer !

where you been?!

[piZANK]

always have a signature item
something unique and cute that you can wear everyday without it getting old

mine, my gold bracelets
ALWAYS dangled about on my left wrist

[powair]

holy-fucking-mother-of-god-shit! i haven't seen you in fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer !

where you been?!

I have been around....lots of fucked up shit has been happening. Whats up with you?

[HeallyRi]

:S2: I HATE Wal*mart, sorry, but its for rednecks

hey.. E-Tard kids go there to you know. Cheapest glow sticks around

[potsmokingnome]

:O fuck the hell off? I wasn't trying to be mean, I was just emphasizing on the fact that I would HATE to have to live by those rules. Guys don't even wash their hands. 'Sif we care.


Well huge props to your cleansliness and sorry for being immature but I'm just 16.

Ok I'm a guy and I wash my hands after I take a crap, or even just pee, not washing your hands is a major health hazard, and just sick, I don't care if your a guy or a girl, just wash your hands after you have been close to those areas. And yeah some guys say "Well its not like I get shit or piss on my hands, so why wash?" <---thats still nasty, a piece of toliet paper ain't much of a barrier, and sure when ya piss ya may not wipe your penis, but your still holding your penis while you pee! and a penis is never a clean peice of equipment ;)

[potsmokingnome]

HA! No, I didn't get a chainsaw until last summer, and by then he was in prison.;)

Although one time, I beat him into bad health by smashing him repeatedly in the head with an unopened can of Pepsi.

Poor Pepsi! If thats not pepsi abuse I don't know what is! ;)

Sorry you had an husband that was that bad that you had to beat him with a can of pepsi! I bet he hasn't drank a can of pepsi since then lol

[FreshNugz]

hahha these are hilarious...

What about just basic ones, that we should all comprehend but some don't.

If you see a girl with a guy, don't try and hit on him when she walks away..no matter how drunk and/or desperate you may be.

If your friend says she has her eye on a man, don't dare go near him!

You'd think that morally, these things would be common knowledge and practice...but sadly there are girls who still behave like that...*cough* sluts :wtf:

[GraziLovesMary]

No burn intended, hun, and I knew you weren't being harsh. You're just a youngster, and you're a GUY. Guys don't understand girl rules. That's why we sometimes seem like such foreign creatures to y'all!

MOST guys.. :D

If women are foreign creatures, Im the official ambassador :cool:

[BlAzInIt4:20]

i noticed most woman wont get violent until violence was brought upon them first... im the same way.. iv never been in fights with a guy.. but i have gotten in fights with some abusive girls.. you know how hard it is to not hit them in their face??? oMG it takes everything in me to aim at the body.. but lucky i haven't slipped up yet.


I have no rules as a girl.. I guess the whole washing of the hands is a basic one, and i also have bar shoes.. I use the stall with the empty ones by it.. i dont want to hear anyones business.. and when on a date you only give the first glance.. don't stair !! lol:smokin:

[brussels]

I'm so with birdgirl on the makeup and jewelry. Bejeweled and painted is just so tacky.

It's not OCD to use a towel or hankie on bathroom doors. These days, it's just the smart thing to do. How do you think 2/3's of the passengers of a cruise ship get sick with the same ailment?

I've never 'had' to fight back with a guy (for real -- playing maybe), but I'm with Mrs. G. If a guy even attempts to hit me, well, 'it's on', and it's on to win.

My 'bar shoes' are ca'boy boots. Real beat up roach killers...lol

Some of my rules:

Never look twice at a guy with dirty fingernails. (unless he's been planting my pot plants)

Cleavage and sexy skirts have a time and place.

Generally, I want to be 'fresh' and 'clean' for sex. (there are a few exceptions)
Guys...I want you clean too. "NO," I will not put that in my mouth after your softball game. Scheech

I know it might be the rage these days not to, but I will always wear panties. (I have personally observed this awful snafu) They might be thongs, but you're not getting a freebie peek of my girl. What in the worlds wrong with these girls/women flashing their pu**y around?
Lie to me, and you're dead meat forever....B

[GraziLovesMary]

Ok I'm a guy and I wash my hands after I take a crap, or even just pee, not washing your hands is a major health hazard, and just sick, I don't care if your a guy or a girl, just wash your hands after you have been close to those areas. And yeah some guys say "Well its not like I get shit or piss on my hands, so why wash?" <---thats still nasty, a piece of toliet paper ain't much of a barrier, and sure when ya piss ya may not wipe your penis, but your still holding your penis while you pee! and a penis is never a clean peice of equipment ;)

I agree, not washing your hands after wiping a shitty ass is nasty. However... my penis is DEFINITELY a clean piece of equipment. Fuck Ill wash my hands BEFORE I piss.. why would I want to get all the nasty filth crawling on my hands on my schlong? The dick is only dirty if it doesnt get maintained.

[GraziLovesMary]

such an abundance of violent women, i'm falling in love with you all. you are all welcome to head to my neck of the woods and beat me senseless with the blunt object of your choice.:D

Dude I am so totally with you on this one... I want them to marry me right now.. I absolutely LOVE a fiery warrior woman!

God damn... how come I never meet women like yall? Oh well, Ill just keep doing whatever the fuck it is that I do until I feel its time to do something different I guess.

[FreshNugz]

Guys...I want you clean too. "NO," I will not put that in my mouth after your softball game. Scheech

Lie to me, and you're dead meat forever.

Couldn't be more in agreeance with you on both of these.
Especially guys who aren't circumcized...and they don't clean the area inside....no fucking way. Not doing it. It's nasty.

On another note in that same way...guys pushing on your head while you're trying to 'do your thing'.....they get a bite. Once and I will ask you not to. Twice...and it's a bite. lol.

And above all...I too hate liars. Such a disrespectful thing.

[napolitana869]

Never look twice at a guy with dirty fingernails. (unless he's been planting my pot plants)



Seriously. Long nails too.

[dancerat]

Can I add always write hand written thank you notes for gifts or presents or if you stayed at someones house?

[connector_robot]

ahhaha oh god, girlies..I used to burn my ex-fuckbuddy with cigarettes because I was constantly mad at him. (I wasn't "good" enough for him, and it pissed me off)..I'd throw things at his head, beat the crap out of him, slam his head into things. I'd do what ever I could to hurt that sonofabitch..\


more rules!
Now I realize I may get bashed for this post, but I am mearly expresing my opinion.

Just because you were mad at him doesn't condone venting that anger on him by harming him. I would have pressed charges on your crazy ass. Would you think it's fine for a guy [Let's even say say a guy who is physically smaller than you] to do the same to you?

People like you disgust me.